Week 46
Thursday December 16 & Friday December 17, 2010
THE MIKEYTHON takes the airwaves for twenty-eight straight hours! No recap is available as the entire epic event can be downloaded from various sources, mainly at www.mikeyshow.com. This concludes the weekly recap for the Mikey Show for 2010 since day one back in February. Every show, every day they were on the air live!
Wednesday December 15, 2010
Mikeython preparations are made and Woodsy plans to suck down some 5-hour energy drink about twenty times. Where did all the coffee cups go? Jay can’t help cracking himself up. Mikey compares car shows to being allowed to feel up hot celebrity chicks. Both Mark Zuckerbergs accept their award for man of the year. Ever just take your own toilet paper with you to the restroom and announce you’re going to lay some cable? Woodsy does! A dude in the news who held his breath for four minutes gets the cast trying to see how long they can hold out. Garret calls in promising to erase the re-joiner of Mikey saying he never graduated high school and Mikey wows the rookies with tales of the radio business before modern technology. The disturbing audio of the crazy man who fired rounds at a school board meeting before shooting himself is played in its entirety. LOB is concerned about her frequent crying which gets the gang to admit what triggers their waterworks. Sienna barely lasts a minute before tearing up when hearing a story about Mikey’s dad. M1s call in about stupid things girls bawl over. Woods wants Jamie to handle her liquor better and Ken Leighton suddenly has a new story for the Reader. The Kid hits the streets to ask people what they want for Christmas and immediately he starts creeping on the first girl he interviews. This prompts an all-out Woodsy-is-a-creep roast as the gang mock and mimics him trying to impress this teen queen and how his voice changes when interviewing a dude! Ever get roasted for 45 minutes? Luke calls in using a Hungarian accent and rips on Jay. The Woods roast refuses to die as Mikey and the girls continue to laugh at the audio. The teen girl from said audio even calls in to tell what she thinks of Woods! Wynona Judd (not the hot one) reveals how her mom embarrasses her to Larry King. A jubilant Eskimo Bluewaters racks up her street cred as she’s accompanied by white chocolate rapper sensation $kittles. Straight Outta La Jolla, the new hip hop tune from $kittles and producer/mixer EBW is dropped! Never to be outdone by a protégé, EBW encourages everyone to order her new wristbands that urge people to “BeUnique”. Forget the fact that he has herpes, LOB wouldn’t date Mike Vick for other reasons, but still thinks he’s handsome. Bad Blake might have been a different dude and not “The Dude”. Woods’ diet is blamed by Jay for his chronic heartburn and Mikey worries about Woodsy’s health. What is Jay’s recipe for home-made soda? Mikey doesn’t remember “Mr. Balls” but Jay promises to re-introduce “the two of them” to him! Hilary remembers working with an angry puker.
Tuesday December 14, 2010
The gang makes their driving plans for the Mikeython and Woods is irked that he can’t blast cigs and Deftones in Mikey’s car. What are the cast’s New Year’s resolutions for 2011? Mikey breaks down how to deal with “Internet Tough Guy” and cyber haters. The Sweeney/Woodsy roast continues as Woods reads his reply text from the popular Philly. Larry King, the hipster, tells Conan what his average viewer is like. Mikey talks about his experience being an audience member for the David Letterman Show. Stump the Don is next and Jay loves the name Big Pussy. Sienna put Todd the God on the spot with this question: who is your go-to female celebrity crushes? This leads to talk about the differences between sexes when viewing naked body parts. Mikey and Woods go at it again regarding wiener size and Woods declares he’ll drop trou on a whim if need be. Woodsy then promises to send Mikey a Brett Favre-esque picture of his hose later on! Mikey hopes Ryan Matthews is not out on him for being too forward on Twitter the re-enacts Woodsy maul-hugging Mark Sweeney. Sweeney himself calls in after the 8am break to extend his invite to Woods for batting practice at his house and talks about the Phillies. The Sween Man promises to teach Mikey how to hit a baseball! Brett Favre talks about his remarkable streak coming to an end on WoS. More Mike Vick arguments erupt over a story about him and Woodsy’s hot button continues to be pushed by the gang and callers. Mikey compares DUI’s to ruthlessly killing dogs. Just in time, actor/musician/social commentator extraordinaire Henry Rollins calls in to talk about rage and aggression. Beto and Barbara get mad at Woods, and then Bark Mauman gets in on the act representing Clear Channel. Sienna’s hairy legs get Jay to play a sound effect that evokes a fit of uncontrollable laughter out of the guys. New Releases tries to get Mikey to sing along with the latest R&B and hip hop. Even Jay considers R Kelly a creep. A caller wonders why Mikey was booed at the FM94/9 Holiday Hootenanny and Mike gives his explanation. Garret comes on the mic to give his thoughts about that night and earns a standing ovation for his words. Callers pour in with their love for the Mikey Show and even new converts offer their support. Hilary gives her opinion on the morning radio format.
Bumper Music
1. 30 SECONDS TO MARS: THE BATTLE OF ONE
2. KINGS OF LEON: CRAWL
3. STP: INTERSTATE LOVE SONG
4. KISS: HARD LUCK WOMAN
5. PUDDLE OF MUDD: BLURRY
6. SKID ROW: I REMEMBER YOU
7. SUPREMES: MY WORLD IS EMPTY
8. WHITESNAKE: STILL OF THE NIGHT
9. REM: THE ONE I LOVE
10. PSYCHEDELIC FURS: LOVE MY WAY
11. OASIS: DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER
12. DAVID LEE ROTH: YANKEE ROSE
13. INCUBUS: DRIVE
Monday December 13, 2010
The morning starts off after a game where the Chargers drubbed the Chiefs and nerves are on edge as the Mikeython nears. Sienna’s grandma is still playing favorites to sister Waverly’s dismay. San Diegans have fun in the sun while most of the country shivers in snow drifts. Mikey has more in common with the actual pigskin than a real NFL player. Kate Gosselin puts a capital B in beating. Jay’s trip with Jasper to see Santa makes Mikey cringe and Woods says happy birthday, pal. After Senor Beans calls in, Mikey’s sedated cat Jewels hits up the phone line to garner some attention for his sad life. A 6 year old M1 calls in with fashion tips. Mikey interviews Guy Fieri (the dyed-white haired food network professional cook and eater) to promote his new show and talk about how he ended up on TV. If you’re a foodie you don’t want to miss Mikey and Guy talk about everything culinary. NTT sees Woods get picked dead last as Christmas movies are the theme of the game, as if The Kid needed any further motivation to win. Mikey and the gang razzes Woodsy about his men’s baseball league as it is the lead story on WoS. Mikey recaps being a co-MC with Woods in a house full of ballplayers and all-stars. David Wells tried to reach Mikey at the old station to no avail, Mark Kotsay bid big $$$ on a M1 backstage pass and Mikey got in a bidding war with Kotsay for Rivers and Hoffman jerseys. The Kid texted pro ballplayer Mike Sweeney for help on his swing and gets a huge ration of jokes for it. Woodsy recaps his stalker-like tendencies and the jokes fly! A M1 calls in with his own star-struck encounter with Mikey during a trash route. A game of how many shirts the cast can put on in a set amount of time gets chaotic in a hurry as Jay and Woods go down to the wire. Mikey has to budget his allowance after his latest gadget purchase and Rebecca calls in to roast him. Can you picture Mikey dancing to N’Sync? Woods and Rebecca “text each other all the time like creeps”. Mikey accuses Woodsy of false modesty knowing if Woods was single the girls would be lining up by the hundreds to date him. LOB and Sienna try to convince Mikey he could still pull chicks if he was single. M1 Kate calls in to talk about whether or not she would be interested in Mikey and claims she’s “interested more in personality”. Mikey wonders if Kate’s a chubby chaser. Woodsy gets ecstatic when Sweeney texts him. Miley Cyrus took a hit from a bong of Saliva (no, not spit, no again, not the rock band) and the cast debates her behavior.
Bumper Music
1. PEARL JAM: GOT SOME
2. 30 SECONDS TO MARS: THE KILL
3. PINK: WHO KNEW
4. POISON: TALK DIRTY TO ME
5. PRINCE: KISS
6. QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE: LITTLE SISTER
7. QUIET RIOT: CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
8. RATT: YOU'RE IN LOVE
9. ROLLING STONES: DEAD FLOWERS
10. TWILIGHT SINGERS: BLACKBIRD AND THE FOX
11. U2: NEW YEARS DAY
12. VAN HALEN: PANAMA
13. WHIGS: RIGHT HAND ON MY HEART
14. PHIL COLLINS: AGAINST ALL ODDS
Week 45
Friday December 10, 2010
LOB wanted to return today but the gang talked her out of it to be safe. Mikey and Woods get ridiculed about their hats by Sienna. Mikey likes renaming girls he works with and almost named Sienna Taryn! The gang talks about the significance of the word of the day which gets Jay a creepin’. Woods recaps his dinner with Brian “Head” Welch where both of them dissed the truffle fries Mikey sent them. Jay imagines LOB making out with Sienna’s sister as the reason for her illness. Was 2010 the year of Betty White? Jwustin Bweeber talks street tough with Baba Waba. Along with Babs, Mikey has Jersey Shore slang explained to him. Sienna’s sleepwalking search for her mask has everyone puzzled. An email about a family Christmas controller is next and draws a debate with plenty of phone calls. Sienna’s mom calls in announcing the raising of the Titanic for this year’s Christmas. Mikey opens the lines for Mikeython questions and M1 HB is concerned about the weather. Let’s put it this way, if you show up in shorts and a tee shirt and plan to stay overnight, you’re a fool. Mikey gets upset with LOB’s review of Inception. WoS has boo hoo news from Michael Vick who says he gets hit more than other QBs. A gravelly-voiced LOB calls in wishing she wasn’t such a pariah and gives her opinion of Mikey’s overselling of Inception. Santa Baby never sounded so sweet! Mikey turns to Sienna for his taste in musical jams. LOB calls back to hear Mikey’s version of Santa baby called “Kinda Creepy” and there isn’t anything ‘kinda’ about it folks! The saga of the homemade gay snowman is next. Sir Paul McCartney tells about being a regular guy on the bus and sings “Scrambled Eggs”. M1 Hawk just may be the new king of re-gifters. What were the worst Christmas gifts the cast received while growing up? Mikey got a Sgt. Slaughter video when he would have been happier with something from the hair-band Slaughter, Sienna got a used gift card, and Woodsy got a box of turd cds that ended up being worthwhile when he later sold them. Movie Plot Hot Potato runs through another nail biter where poor Jay just can’t win for losing. Olde Time Radio puts women in their place while a crotchety dude balances his checkbook. Sienna gives Katy Perry’s suggestive lyrics the benefit of the doubt. Rebecca calls in with concerns about little Jake digging California Gurls. A caller suggests that Mikey take a day off to rest up for the Mikeython and have Garrett step in and Garrett himself comes on the mic to voice his opinion. Mikey’s last Friday testimony of the year closes out the week.
Bumper Music
1. THE CULT: KING CONTRARY MAN
2. DEFTONES: ROYAL
3. AUDIOSLAVE: COCHISE
4. BEACH BOYS: I CAN HEAR MUSIC
5. BLACK KEYS: I GOT MINE
6. CYPRESS HILL: GET IT ANYWAY
7. CHEVELLE: THE RED
8. ROLLING STONES: BEFORE THEY MAKE ME RUN
9. NIRVANA: COME AS YOU ARE
10. BEATLES: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
11. RATT: ROUND AND ROUND
12. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS: BREAKING THE GIRL
13. ROBERT PLANT: ALL THE KINGS HORSES
14. SEMISONIC: MADE TO LAST
Thursday December 9, 2010
LOB takes another sick day as the cast needs her to be fully recovered for the looming Mikeython. Oprah has to claim through tears that she is not gay for Gayle to Baba Waba and insists (in a new save that clip moment) she is “not lez-a-bee-ann”. What about Stedman? A cop tries to write up a report with an Elvis who gave CPR to a marathon runner. Mikey jams the Beverly Hills 90210 music in anticipation of interviewing Shannon Doherty so he can get it out of his system and not get his head bitten off by bitchy Brenda. Callers try to stump The Kid on 90210 trivia and Rebecca is the only competition as she pulls out a win. Justin Bieber talks about kissing girls, yo. Sopranos trivia against Woods leads to the birth of a new game; Stump the Don! Mikey gets schooled on switchblades and his bathroom renovation ideas get clowned by Jay and Woods. WoS sees the Kid actually tip his cap to the Boston Red Sox! Shannon Doherty calls in to talk about her past and new book called “Bad Ass”. Shannon promises to return to the Mikey Show studio and Woods nearly hyperventilates. Obama searches for a death ray on mythbusters. Fruit Cake calls in still sitting around waiting to be bought and eaten. Jay is all in on sex but all out on it when the Kings of Leon sing about it. An email about a spouse who is a sneaky smoker sparks a debate…get it? Sparks? Former great Korn guitarist Brian “Head” Welch comes in to the studio and talks about how he first became a guitar player and meeting the guys from Korn in high school. Head then takes us through his early days of success and excess that led to his meth addiction. Head tells about his decision to quit the band and admits he was too preachy with his former band-mates early on. Check out Brian’s book “Stronger”. Woods needs to be in tip top shape as the Tipsy Crows prepare to take on the daunting “Berry’s” team. The gang tries to convince Mikey to attend the holiday Hootenanny despite his crowd anxiety. Jay gets off the greatest line ever when Mikey says “I just got out of Betty Ford”!
Bumper Music
1. LED ZEPPELIN: WHOLE LOTTA LOVE
2. JOURNEY: STONE IN LOVE
3. KINGS OF LEON: RADIOACTIVE
4. FOREIGNER: LONG WAY FROM HOME
5. LEMONHEADS: IF I COULD TALK I'D TELL YOU
6. LINKIN PARK: NUMB
7. MOTLEY CRUE: DON'T GO AWAY MAD
8. KENNY LOGGINS: I'M FREE
9. FOO FIGHTERS: THE PRETENDER
10. MUTEMATH: CHAOS
11. GWEN STEFANI: COOL
12. PEARL JAM: STATE OF LOVE AND TRUST
13. JEFF KLEIN: 19TH HOLE
14. PRINCE: 1999
Wednesday December 8, 2010
LOB is out sick with the flu and ironically Eskimo Bluewaters is also under the weather. John Lennon’s tragic death is remembered on this day thirty years ago as 94/9 pays fitting tribute to his music. Mikey talks up the greatest sandwich shop in San Diego and favorite M1/P1 hangout, Devine Pastabilities. A list of the cool items that will be up for auction during the Mikeython is read. Get your checkbook ready along with friends to chip in if you want to win a chance to wine and dine with the Mikey Show at his house! A new M1 calls in to tell about how he finally came around to liking the Mikey Show and this prompts Mike to talk about his feelings and experiences during his split form Clear Channel. There’s no way Mikey would be where he is today without his current dynamic crew. Dimebag Darrel is also remembered on the anniversary of his tragic murder. WoS gets busy with NBA news and a “Deadskin” is benched without pay for the remainder of the season. News out of LA claims the Chargers will be playing there in 2012 and the gang tosses around the consequences of them moving to la la land. Tightwad Jay won’t even kick in a buck to keep the Chargers in San Diego! Hoyle talks smack about his banjo skills as he squares off against Woods in a banjo battle. The battle rages as the two hicks shred licks that would make Ashley Judd jump for joy! Hoyle name-drops San Diego towns in an attempt to show how cool he is. Mikey recaps his visit to a CVS where he saw a small child with a Mohawk and this garners a big discussion on whether or not it’s appropriate for parents to allow this anarchic hairstyle. Mikey’s friend and guitar teacher Rhianna comes in to play some sweet acoustic Christmas tunes. Dan Aykroyd believes in aliens and the big debate of the day begins as to whether or not UFO’s are terrestrial in origin or from outer space. The Kid isn’t having any talk of nerdy aliens so CBK calls in to inform everyone he was abducted and probed! Even Mike and Woodsy start to argue about military possibilities of UFO’s coupled with Mike’s own eye witness accounts and callers pour in calculating the odds of intelligent life in the universe. Nothing like creepy probe jokes to lighten up the mood! Mikey learns he won’t be going on his trip to Haiti and has a hard time dealing with it. Sienna Sings is next with a whacky caller who claims she’s all about the “G Spot”! Sienna walks all over the doubters while “Walking on the Moon”. Wesley Snipes talks to Larry King about not paying his taxes.
Bumper Music
1. JOHN LENNON: OH YOKO
2. AGAINST ME: ONE BY ONE
3. BRYAN ADAMS: RUN TO YOU
4. THIEVERY CORPORATION: WARNING SHOTS
5. RYAN ADAMS & THE CARDINALS: NO
6. BUDDY GUY: BABY PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
7. SHOOTER JENNINGS: THE LETTER
8. THE SMITHS: THIS CHARMING MAN
9. SOCIAL DISTORTION: IT COULDA BEEN ME
10. STP: SOUR GIRL
11. TOM PETTY: BREAKDOWN
12. FRAN HEALY: SING ME TO SLEEP
13. FOO FIGHTERS: ANOTHER ROUND
14. JOHN LENNON: WOMAN
Tuesday December 7, 2010
On the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor Mikey remembers December 7th as the day he got arrested by the Military Police at an Air Force base in Arizona. The gang reminisces about bad clothing they received for past holidays. The movies for the Mikeython are announced. The governator is not quite finished bankrupting the state and the Wikileaks dude gets nabbed in London. Mikey talks about getting fired from Clear Channel. The great Christmas card debate is next as the Esparza card has a certain bald family member missing from it. The Kid doesn’t do the card bit although everyone wants to see LOB sitting on black Santa’s lap. Santa Baby is played and LOB is pressured to sing it live. Obama’s handlers try to feed him words he can handle and Tom Brokaw delivers more funny Facebook status updates. You aren’t human if you can’t groove to AC/DC’s biggest hit and WoS has the latest NFL coach to get clipped. The Incorporator calls a pawn shop as the flamboyant Bryce Torce and gets some screaming input from his life partner! Drive by play by play and sing-off audio is next. Famous movie roles that were turned down features Al Pacino. The new Facebook changes get the gang talking about the world’s favorite social network. A M1 calls in with husband problems she blames Facebook for and sides are drawn in the sand. Ever just drink an old guy’s water? LOB’s new movie trailer “Conception” is played. Tom Tom Tunes starts off with good ‘material’ but doesn’t ‘come around’ very ‘smoothly’. Mikey can’t get enough of the Inception soundtrack. Kathy Griffin’s annoying voice gets booed by troops and the cast has different takes on what a comedian can and can’t get away with. Who’s in or out on holiday traditions? Woods is suddenly an environmentalist and not only hugs trees but frenches them! Sienna tells about the worst places to get zits and the sneaky things that produce them. News of a record tuna caught leads to Woods making fun of Mikey in front of Hilary again.
Bumper Music
1. ROLLING STONES: CAN'T YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING
2. SOUNDGARDEN: OUTSHINED
3. SPACEHOG: IN THE MEANTIME
4. AC/DC: YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
5. BAND OF HORSES: LAREDO
6. BEACH BOYS: DON'T WORRY BABY
7. BILLY SQUIER: MY KINDA LOVER
8. BLACK CROWES: WISER TIME
9. BLACK KEYS: SHE'S LONG GONE
10. BEATLES: HERE COMES THE SUN
11. ALICE IN CHAINS: I STAY AWAY
12. BLOC PARTY: SO HERE WE ARE
13. BOB DYLAN: LAY LADY LAY
Monday December 6, 2010
M1 Nubian Prince makes his weekly call but surprises everyone as he turns his admiration from LOB to Sienna which is followed up by a funny creeper Jay remark. What game does Todd the God and Sienna play in public involving the size of her knockers? Breast reduction talk leads to mistake-reduction talk for the Chargers. Norv Turner stops by the studio to reinstate he’s not to blame. Next up; Adios Adrian Gonzales as the Padres clip more talent for prospects (I heard the Durham Bulls’ Crash Davis is included in the deal). Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver…I mean Mel Gibson! The gang thinks that despite Mel’s new movie being weird; it might actually be very good. As if they didn’t have it bad enough, cats in El Cajon are being poisoned by some sicko. Mikey’s new couch might as well be a megalith from Stonehenge turned on its side. Woodsy’s parking lot showdown with a gym-rat meathead sparks a huge debate over strip-mall parking lot etiquette. From 7am to 8am Mikey replays the awesome audio of his interview with the two secret service agents who worked the JFK assassination. Not only is this interview worth a second listen, it’s worth saving on your computer for future reference for your kids to listen to. Mash up Monday drops the needle on some cool crossed tunes. WoS resets the Chargers regrets, Rex Ryan’s dumb prediction, and Tiger’s meltdown. Mark Zuckerberg intimidates Mikey. Christina Aguilera; hot or not? Woods says she’s nothing more than “a polished turd” during this huge debate. Mark Zuckerberg reveals Facebook changes not everyone is cool with and his voice is hilariously bagged on by Mark (Mikey) and Other Mark (LOB). “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” makes Woodsy sad. To everyone on earth’s surprise, Mike Esparza is not a fan of tamales. The gang wonders what Doctors and medical staff say about them after they leave the office. LOB tires to console Woods and Mikey as they commiserate about their fat bodies and man-boobs. Sienna tries to convince the gang that manly dudes can pull off wearing Uggs. Captain Buzzkill is in support of Uggs and reveals his Uggs smell like “corn chips and vinegar”! Mikey examines what constitutes a diva. The cast talks about their Christmas trees and Mikey is mysteriously absent from the Esparza family Christmas card.
Bumper Music
1. Audioslave: Gasoline
2. Godsmack: I Stand Alone
3. Jane's Addiction: Mountain Song
4. Motherlovebone: This Is Shangrila
5. Kings of Leon: Use Somebody
6. Led Zeppelin: Kashmir
7. Motley Crue: Wild Side
8. Ozzy Osbourne: Bark at the Moon
9. Nirvana: Drain You
10. Pearl Jam: The Fixer
11. Queens of the Stone Age: In My Head
Week 44
Friday December 3, 2010
Mikey announces a big special thing will happen to him at 5pm during the Mikeython. Lebron James gets a thorough booing during his return to Cleveland. Who are the top celebrities to have come to your Christmas party? Lars Ulrich takes Mikey on a tour of his mansion and visits rooms he’s never been in for years! Woods continues to not give a certain Eagles quarterback a break which irritates LOB and Mike. Jake grosses Mikey out with his choice of candy. Leave it to Larry King to leave us in stitches interviewing Mike Tyson. Sienna recaps her friend whose father needs to be asked for permission to marry his daughter and this leads to a role play with Mike and Woods. Jay creeps on a bride to be who calls in and another caller tells a bitter dad story. Movie Plot hot potato runs out of movies and Woods needs shooting lessons with the BB gun. This of course spawns a wheezing Captain Buzzkill to call upset with the BB gun and draws fake laughs out of LOB while bashing the Mikeython. Sienna is out on Twitter and Facebook causes divorces. The gang remembers the names of their ex’s that may or may not haunt them in cyberspace. LOB’s aunt Diane calls in urging her to party down. An email about wanting to stay at a hotel rather than with family at Christmas draws a huge debate with Jay the most adamantly against the hotel idea. Darn those thin walls at the Isbell residence! Senor Beans says he has Christmas plans with his new bitch. Would you rather stay overnight with a serial killer of spend 3 days in the desert without provisions? Keep your Gore away from The Kid. A fascinating interview with two secret service agents working the JFK assassination is next. Mikey asks about what it’s like to work for the secret service as Clint Hill breaks 47 years of silence. Clint gives a stunning play-by-play description of the motorcade and gunshots that is not for the squeamish. Mr. Hill goes on to tell about the aftermath and flying the President’s body back to Washington with Jackie Kennedy. This is great radio if you missed it, very powerful and educating, not the type of stuff you hear or read every day.
Bumper Music
1. DEFTONES: MINERVA
2. LINKIN PARK: NUMB
3. CHEVELLE: THE RED
4. PANTERA: WALK
5. BLACK SABBATH: SNOWBLIND
6. THE BLACK CROWES: REMEDY
7. BIG PINK: DOMINOES
8. ALICE IN CHAINS: WHAT THE HELL HAVE I?
9. THE CULT: LOVE REMOVAL MACHINE
10. FOO FIGHTERS: GOOD GRIEF
Thursday December 2, 2010
LOB’s birthday kicks off the morning a girl becomes a woman. Mikey admits he’d be a wreck if he didn’t have Sienna to mother him. Lauren is ready to get rid of her rollerskate of a car and buy a new one. The gang remembers the first computers and Mikey was lucky to get a “Rubick’s Boob” as a kid. LOB’s dad calls in to talk about her as a child. Woods and Mikey picked apples together real sweetly and then discuss beauty tips. Mike can’t stop downgrading his physical appearance and Kate Gosselin audio sparks controversy. The gang gives their gifts to LOB and Woods turns into her uncle as he gives her crisp cash, then the Wood roast begins! Other Mother calls in from Jersey and vows to never go away. Eggnog & Jog begins and jugs chug as the girls use rough tactics to knock off the boys. Jay and Woods call foul but touch tongues anyway. Holiday Fruitcake calls in for an exclusive interview of hilarity! LOB hasn’t lived until she puts some fruitcake in her mouth. Don’t Stump Sienna wonders what its own game rules are. How did Sienna look past her cleavage to spot a diamond? Mikey recaps his BFF moment when Richard Dreyfuss lived in his neighborhood. LOB’s sister, brother, friend, and BFMC all show up to the studio. Old Time Radio murders hoodlums and “chiefs” Woods. Who is the celebrity talking about Sarah Palin? M1 Site brings in more gifts for LOB and Radio Charades gets Sienna to pick her boogers. A new shoulder-fired grenade launcher is debuted by the military and Jay reminisces about the weaponry back in his day. Sienna has the scoop on snoops.
Bumper Music
1. LINKIN PARK: CRAWLING
2. LENNY KRAVITZ: THINKING OF YOU
3. LEMONHEADS: BREAK ME
4. MGMT: ELECTRIC FEEL
5. CHEAP TRICK: THE FLAME
6. CHEVELLE: VITAMIN R
7. BILLY JOEL: I GO TO EXTREMES
8. BON JOVI: I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
9. THE POLICE: EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE
10. LED ZEPPELIN: THAT'S THE WAY
11. DUNCAN SHEIK: BARELY BREATHING
12. WARRANT: HEAVEN
13. LOVERBOY: HOT GIRLS IN LOVE
14. METALLICA: SEEK AND DESTROY
Wednesday December 1, 2010
More Mikeython plans are revealed as the countdown begins in this last month of 2010. LOB wants the last day of her twenties to go out with a bang. The Wikileaks guy who is on the run from the government is not accused of being a rapist. The cast can’t believe the list of things that are not on the top ten most googled terms. Mikey gets into a heated argument about Britany Spears and Elvis with LOB and Woods. Crazy Arizona quarterback Derek Anderson’s tirade is scrutinized with hilarious results. Sienna has trouble at the crosswalk. WoS has hot stove Padre news and funny NBA audio. M1 S-Dog calls in to announce she is now M1 Blessed Dog. Matt Lauer giggles like a schoolgirl when a woman talks about package sizes and Jay goes right after Mikey’s package! The gang talks about their favorite prank monkey moments that include a frozen turd and Jay’s elaborate prank on Jeff and Jer. Mikey reads a cleverly worded note brought in with a new IPod for M1 S-Dog than the host talks about Be Different’s trials and tribulations. Callers give their opinions and we learn more about rejoinders and Mikey’s dropping out of high school. M1 Pornstar calls in (she really is a pornstar) and Mikey asks her about the business. Nothing makes a 40 year old dude happier than rocking out to some Slaughter. The Mikey Show Kook visits Burger King and gets a sure to be spitted on order of grub after pestering the drive-thru clerk. Charles Barkley claims Michael Jordan has a Hitler mustache. A big argument erupts when Woods compares his dogs to Sienna’s newborn and work schedule. Magic Johnson loves him some good grammar and is rumored to be an NFL owner in Los Angeles. An irate Luke calls in ranting and raving about everything that bothers him. Pumpers love to pump. And Jay loves playing creeper sound effects. Mikey and team debate holiday tipping and he get called a monster for not knowing his mailman’s name. Hilary gets treated to O Holy Night and falls in love. $kittles hip hops his way onto the show before signing out.
Bumper Music
1. STP: WICKED GARDEN
2. ERIC CLAPTON: THE CORE
3. VAN HALEN: MEAN STREET
4. STAIND: SO FAR AWAY
5. ROLLING STONES: STREET FIGHTING MAN
6. RYAN BINGHAM: BLUEBIRD
7. ELTON JOHN: TINY DANCER
8. RUN DMC: RAISING HELL
9. REMY ZERO: SAVE ME
10. SLAUGHTER: FLY TO THE ANGELS
11. TESLA: MODERN DAY COWBOY
12. SOUNDGARDEN: RUSTY CAGE
13. TOTO: HOLD THE LINE
14. SIA: BREATHE ME
Tuesday November 30, 2010
Garrett jokes should not be suppressed as Mikey urges callers to call with their best Garrett voices. More geezers are knocking off banks, this time using a grenade. ATM robberies are on the rise and the gang wonders about ATM cameras. Mikey recaps cash smugglers and remembers a dude who was offered $3000 to smuggle some weed across the border. In a heartfelt moment M1 Anonymous gives M1 S-Dog $300. Jay creeps on the “wife of Wood”. LOB’s list of men of the year doesn’t have one white guy in the bunch. Mikey reveals what celebrity he looks like and the gang tries to figure out what Derek Anderson’s meltdown is all about. A crazy dude who sent death threats to a kicker gets Captain Buzzkill to call in and gives dungeon master tactics while Jay clowns him. Should Mikey speak with a Spanish accent? An email about a boss trying to be friends gets debated and Woods reveals the real-life Hoyle. The Incorporator uses Garrett voice to call a used record store and tells the clerk some crazy stories about David Lee Roth! Tom Brokaw has breaking Facebook status news and the cast tell what updates and Twitter tweets bother them the most. Ask the dudes see a great question from Sienna and Jay describes what his idea of sexy women’s clothes is. Mikey goes against the grain and claims Val Kilmer did a terrible Doc Holliday in the movie Tombstone. Music mash ups include the Foo Fighters and Guns and Roses. Woodsie gets romantic for Jamie’s first day of work then goes Bad Blake driving topless to North County. Sienna puts the latest price-tag on the 12 Days of Christmas. The Harry Potter rap makes Woods giggle and LOB gets upset with Mikey for tricking her. Woods continues to make Mikey feel bad for liking things he doesn’t like but plans on attending a Twilight movie party with the wives. Hilary convinces the Kid to watch “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.”
Bumper Music
1. GNR: YOU COULD BE MINE
2. CREAM: SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE
3. DAVID BOWIE: SUFFRAGETTE CITY
4. COLDPLAY: A MESSAGE
5. THE CULT: FIRE WOMAN
6. JOURNEY: LIGHTS
7. DEFTONES: BACK TO SCHOOL
10. FOO FIGHTERS: HEY JOHNNY PARK
11. COLIN FARRELL: GONE GONE GONE
12. DWIGHT YOAKAM: THOUSAND MILES FROM NOWHERE
13. JIMI HENDRIX: FOXY LADY
14. GREG DULLI: SO TIGHT
Monday November 29, 2010
Sienna is out sick as the nation mourns the loss of Leslie Neilson and just try to keep a straight face during hilarious Leslie audio clips. The Chargers still one Peyton Manning and the Colts, meanwhile the Be Different wristband made it on national TV. Mikey recaps his horrible Yo Gabba Gabba experience. Woodsy faced off with the “jackals” at the mall on Black Friday. Crazy shoppers audio is played and LOB reveals BFMC bought her a new TV. Woods relishes the Fightin’ Irish win over USC. A New York City cabbie and his boss have a conversation about professional attire. A woman with a flannel panty liner went through an airport scanner and vows to fight “gate rape”. Mash ups and cyber Monday deals get Mikey’s goat. Tom Tom Girl gets upset at her price being slashed. Mikey calls Woods a twerp for loving Twilight and hating Lord of the Rings. Kayne West is at it again, blathering about what bothers him. Woods gets picked last for NTT and Mikey interviews Sebastian Younger about firefights in Afghanistan. LOB “rather enjoys” the smell of skunk. Mikey needs help relaying his wishes to Rebecca verbally. O Holy Night is played in all its wonderful glory. Is Jay cheap or just really smart with money? The M1 with the creepy uncle calls in with an update on his antics during Thanksgiving. An email about an over the top Christmas decorator at work gets debated. Captain Buzzkill is upset with the word Christmas, his dungeon master’s party, and his mom knocks on his basement door! Mikey announces the special guest host (Detroit!) for his trip to Haiti. Woods hates being called Wood. LOB explains the Apples to Apples game and Santa Baby is requested by a horny…I mean holiday minded M1. The Kid doesn’t care for Christmas music. Rocker and actor Rick Springfield stops by the studio and talks about his career, new book, and the origins of the classic song “Jesse’s Girl”. Rick reveals he was suicidal during his teen years and dating a fifteen year old Linda Blair. Mikey will never be confused for Rick’s doppelganger. Where do rock stars get their jewelry?
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1. METRIC: GOLD GUNS GIRLS
2. ALICE IN CHAINS: WOULD
3. DEFTONES: GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL
4. AFGHAN WHIGS: GENTLEMEN
5. TAYLOR SWIFT: DEAR JOHN
6. GNR: NIGHTTRAIN
7. JAYZ: MONEY AIN'T A THING
8. LINKIN PARK: A PLACE FOR MY HEAD
9. AGAINST ME: I WAS A TEENAGE ANARCHIST
10. JOHN MAYER: HEARTBREAK WARFARE
11. LED ZEPPELIN: CUSTARD PIE
12. ALLMAN BROTHERS: WHIPPING POST
13. DAVE MATTHEWS BAND: WHERE ARE YOU GOING
14. KINGS OF LEON: ARIZONA
Week 43
Friday November 26, 2010
Best Of Day =(
Thursday November 25, 2010
Best Of Day =(
Wednesday November 24, 2010
Mikey has to pee just as the show begins and the cast makes light of what they want to talk about with the host tending to his hose. Mikey’s troubles with finding his brother Steve at the airport escalate as Woods tries to shake him down. Mikey calls home, wakes Rebecca, and gets Jake to sing his three favorite songs. M1’s call in wanting to pick up Steve for free and “M1 Jame” volunteers his van for the task! Mikey says the government has no right to legislate parenting. TSA is now being piled on for not changing their latex gloves enough per pat down. Mikey calls his parents to get his dad’s opinion on Dancing with the Stars and boxing. The argument over who’s picking up Steve continues as Woodsy is the first person to “win Mikey’s money”! Mikey ends up on poopy diaper duty as Rebecca decides to go with Woods to the airport with the rest of the gang jumping on board and a hilarious inside joke is the result P1s er…I mean M1s! A day away from turkey day, the gang roasts Mikey real sweetly. The 7:30 segment has the huge announcement of Woods and Jamie getting approved for adoption with the pregnant mother living in Colorado and the baby’s gender still to be determined! Jamie calls in to give her thoughts and callers show their love and excitement to the Woods family. Woods implores M1s to keep cool as this is just the beginning stages and many of his own close friends haven’t been told yet. Congratulations you two, you’re going to be great parents! Mikey asks what big nervous announcements or embarrassing situations have you ever been through on Thanksgiving. LOB’s dad had to learn about her getting back with the BFMC from the Mikey Show podcasts. Creepy uncles seem to exist in every family and the cast perpetuates the family creep’s typical questions and observations. Mikey thinks that his brother bringing along his dog to visit is a big beating. Is there anything worse than…trying to make plans with LOB? Bloody noses? Missing leftovers? Jay and Woods discuss “trimming the brush to make the tree look bigger” and shaving is right for LOB’s knees. Mike calls his brother to finally settle the dog-for-dinner dilemma and the two reminisce about their many pranks and fights. The cast goes over their sibling brawls growing up. Jay upsets The Kid regarding Crazy Heart and Lauren begins the long painful process of the rooster removal. Tom Tom Tunes has a limp-wristed theme to songs not that her inflection even hints at this. Mikey and Woods continue their standoff about movies. Kings of Leon appears on live TV and Woods has a fanboy moment, and tells how he used the acoustic guitar to woo Jamie. Charlie Sheen’s lawyer considers him one of the greatest actors on the planet. HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!
Bumper Music
1. SMASHING PUMPKINS: CHERUB ROCK
2. 10 YEARS: BEAUTIFUL
3. CATHERINE WHEEL: BLACK METALLIC
4. CHRIS CORNELL: SUNSHOWER
5. INCUBUS: WISH YOU WERE HERE
6. CARS: BYE BYE LOVE
7. BRYAN ADAMS: HEAVEN
8. SPOON: GOT NUFFIN
9. STP: STILL REMAINS
10. RYAN BINGHAM: THE WEARY KIND
11. TOM PETTY: REFUGEE
12. U2: RED HILL MINING TOWN
13. VAN HALEN: JAMIE'S CRYIN'
14. TEMPTATIONS: AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG
Tuesday November 23, 2010
Fantasy football talk brings up the question of how the BFMC affects LOB’s team. A caller wants an update on the dude in the white truck that speeds through Jay’s street. Who is the Phillip Rivers of the Mikey Show cast? Woods is now an official Charger fan and Mikey prepares to have his first soda in three months. Breaking news has Korea lobbing bombs at each other in a possible prelude to a North/South war. Mikey arranges for phone-screener Will to pick up his brother Steve at the airport. Woods thinks Sienna and LOB should be flattered if a dude “goes to war” on himself to pictures of the two of them. The girls get upset with a female caller giving Mikey her weight and being forward with him in a flirting way. Mikey calls out Woods after getting tired about hearing how huge The Kid claims his piece is and Woods requests a tape measure-no, a yardstick to go into the men’s room with. The gang loves grabbing fistfuls of McDonald’s fries on the drive home and points out you’re no human if you don’t. A Mythbusters appearance by President Obama creates a round of jokes although M1 Woobie gets Mikey to re-examine his take on it. The Incorporator calls a mobile dog grooming service as “Bryce” with his male dog “Sharon” and life partner “Elton” who argues with him towards the end of the call! Rebecca wants to dress up the boys in girls’ clothing and Mikey wants no part of it. Luke threatens to pee his way out of wearing a dress and creeps on baby Sage. Can an M1 win Mikey’s money? The ladies line opens up for “ask the guys” starting with M1 Michelle wondering about her BF’s Jekyll & Hyde behavior and the next call reveals a mama’s boy in mans’ clothing. What services would you pay extra for examines why Woods doesn’t mind screaming kids on airplanes. Callers call in with their ideas and Mikey tells about having to put his hands on someone else’s kid for knocking the twins around on a playground. A debate about actors having real sex during filming leads to a role play between Billy Bob Esparza and Scarlet Sienna. Woods remains steadfast in his opinion that celebrities don’t slay for real and Jay lets the creeper remarks fly regarding M1s’ moms. Skating (not the cool kind, the kind with ice) With the Stars will have Vince Neil of all people prancing around on the ice. Erin Andrews just can’t shake the creepers as a heavy breathing reporter tries to brush up on his pervert techniques. Woods evokes Mikey’s ire when he claims pesto is for dorks and tastes horrible. Oprah gives away more free crap and Woods and Mikey give away their dignity by admitting they watched it. A classic moment in radio occurs when Oprah announces everyone’s getting a free odorless turn and Woods screams and rips off his shirt like the incredible Hulk!
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| 1. Everyman and Woman Is a Star by The Cult |
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| 2. No Way Back by Foo Fighters |
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| 3. Digital Bath by Deftones |
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| 4. Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin |
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| 5. Vitamin R by Chevelle |
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| 6. Rearviewmirror by Pearl Jam |
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| 7. Ring Of Fire by Social Distortion |
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| 8. The Immortals by Kings Of Leon |
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| 9. Any Way You Want It by Journey |
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| 10. Highway Chile by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 11. Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses |
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| 12. Stay With You by Goo Goo Dolls |
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| 13. Lovesong by The Cure |
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| 14. Set The Fire To The Third Bar by Snow Patrol |
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Monday November 22, 2010
caller says it took the rainy weekend to make him realize he’s in love with LOB. A clown against being patted down took off his clothes and was tossed out of Lindberg Field. Mikey and Woods don’t care for the pat down complainers and even Hilary Clinton doesn’t want to be frisked even though Bill hasn’t patted her down in years. Jay has the key to commitment and marriage but Christina Aguilera says the opposite. Mikey gets passionate about the divorce topic and gives his advice to married couples. A caller argues with Mike about being able to divorce if circumstances make it hard to stick it out. After Justin Bieber thanks his homies for winning artist of the year the Backstreet Men and Old Farts on the Block return to glory. LOB fondly remembers her first NKOTB concert. WoS recaps week 11 in the NFL and Vince Young’s latest tantrum. Mikey tries to convince Woods to no avail why the UFC is great. Funny things you’ve thrown at somebody reminds Mikey about being smacked in the face by a trout! Callers talk about hurled meatloaf, burgers, and more. WoW tackles the percentage of women who go on match.com looking to slay. A M1 who raised a pet turkey is having second thoughts about killing and eating it. Sienna gets bummed out as Mikey describes the process and the only animals Woodsy would shoot are the mean ones. Mikey refuses to kill Bambi but he has no qualms about killing Bambi’s dad. Hoyle is convinced he’s a thin, tan surfer with rock-hard abs. Woods uses the movie “A Bronx Tale” as an example to help out a dude who was taken for 6 grand by a girl. A fat, shirtless slob of a roommate interferes with a guy’s ability to bring home chicks so Obese Mikey naturally gets involved. Sienna tells what not to buy at Costco and Sarah Palin gets silly willy with Mikey-doodle. Oprah’s screaming fans clamoring for more free stuff hit new decibel levels. NTT is horrible cover songs and a certain blue-eyed blonde gets robbed again…or does she? Listen and decide!
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| 1. My Wave by Soundgarden |
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| 2. Positive Bleeding by Urge Overkill |
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| 3. Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind |
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| 4. Unglued by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 5. Cars by Gary Numan |
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| 6. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 7. Cruisin' by Huey Lewis & The News |
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| 8. Why Can't This Be Love by Van Halen |
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| 9. Hyperballad by The Twilight Singers |
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| 10. Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover by Sophie B. Hawkins |
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| 11. Say It Ain't So by Weezer |
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| 12. Building A Mystery by Sarah McLachlan |
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| 13. Luminol by Ryan Adams |
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| 14. Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones |
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Week 42
Friday November 19, 2010
The live audience gets to see Wizard Woodsy’s giant staff and hat; and all this with his clothes still on! Facebook decides the fate of the Michael Shannon tapes. Rain is in the forecast for the weekend, not that Sabrina would know, unless you produce some greenbacks. Mikey won’t be trying out for the Ice Capades anytime soon. Harry Potter talk is next, with in depth Potter trivia and JK Rowling cashes another check. Tony Parker and baseball player…er…actress Eva Longoria are divorcing thanks to Tony’s sexting with a former player’s wife. Jay breaks down his Turkey day preparations and mouths start watering. Who irritates Woods more, Captain Buzzkill or Prince Dumbface? An 11 year old went through a near death experience at age 4 and claims he went to heaven and met people he knew and had out of body visions. Woods hits the streets in search of a Whopper and a whopping reaction from regular folks about the Burger King employees writing “F U” on receipts. He hits a wall when he interviews the writer for the Mama Testa commercials. Wizard Woodsy calls in from the corner of Frazee and Friars as Mikey has him recite hilarious spells while the commuters honk and laugh at him. A M1 calls in while watching Woods drop magick on the passersby and Jay urges him to “show them his staff”! The Kid loves casting for blasting cigs so long as his wizard beard doesn’t catch fire. Donald Trump says he may run for president and vows to tax China while Sarah Palin chimes in. Sienna reveals the county speed traps and George Bush wants to be a greeter at Wal-Mart. Eskimo Bluewaters comes in fresh from the Harry potter premiere where she hit it off with a rapper named “$kittles” and she plays his song she produced sure to be a huge hit! EBW will be appearing at the LAC (Leafblower’s Association of California). Tiger blames golf itself for his cheating and Jay makes a “hole in one” joke. Sienna butt-slapped a stranger for his great hook shot. Woods used to think Mikey’s last name was Kioz, and then the Kid eats a cheeseburger, paper included! Of Course Jay wonders what it will look like when it comes out the other end. Mikey and Woods will be going to San Diego Harley Davidson to ride some hogs later in the day. A college professor youtube video calls out a yawning student and proceeds to flip out on the class. The gang analyzes the nutty professor’s motives for his tirade and Mikey agrees that yawning is rude. Classic Micheal Shannon tapes are played as the rotund DJ hits the easy-listening posts and reads news of a nude dude in British hotel while keeping one eye on his meatball sub. Next, Mikey’s old board operator JR calls in with more enthusiasm than a cheerleader team on amphetamines as he remembers Mikey’s old wardrobe, food habits, and white pickup truck! After a Chargers/Broncos MNF preview Mikey tells about meeting Ryan Matthews for bedifferentpact.com. Woods admits how the Bedifferent bracelet helps calm his urges to pop off in anger.
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| 1. Silver by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 2. Shadow Of The Season by Screaming Trees |
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| 3. Can't You Hear Me Knocking by The Rolling Stones |
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| 4. Blvd. Nights by Team Sleep |
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| 5. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 6. Lay It Down by Ratt |
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| 7. Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z |
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| 8. Rockin' In The Free World by Neil Young |
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| 9. Black Thumbnail by Kings Of Leon |
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| 10. Malibu by Hole |
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| 11. Fly By Night by Rush |
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| 12. Arms Around Your Love by Chris Cornell |
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| 13. I Get It by Chevelle |
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| 14. Slide Away by Oasis |
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Tursday November 18, 2010
Mikey remembers how Sienna’s charm and beauty used to make him nervous at the old station and Jay was in another fender bender making 2 in one week. Woods is not allowed to say “Git”, “Bit”, or “That’s” otherwise he has to dress up as a Harry Potter wizard and LOB immediately starts tempting The Kid. Congrats to Bud Black, NL manager of the year. LOB has a certain laugh she only uses on Mikey’s self-deprecating jokes. Drivers using cell phones are about to get slapped even harder by the police if caught. Mikey embarrasses Rebecca when he pulls out his tube sock of coins at the bank. Woods loses his challenge earlier than expected as he drops two “bits” in after only 40 minutes! A woman working on her hair weaves who wanted her husband to get her some grub called 911 and the hilarious “audio” is played. Oksana and Larry King exchange technical jargon about “eye phones” and Mel’s movies. Captain Buzzkill reacts once again this time to Greek desserts and cancelled radio shows. Jay is never gonna be let down by “Rick Ashley”. Sienna’s recap of taking her dog Zipper to the store and was accosted by the store manager to take the dog outside leads to the day’s big topic about dogs in stores. Jay pulled off the ultimate scam in getting his dog into a restaurant. LOB is against what Sienna did and the debate continues as M1’s call in with their opinions. Senor Beans accuses Mikey and Lauren of not liking dogs. Rebecca and Mikey’s emails to each other about paint get The Kid to step in and intervene on behalf of men everywhere. Woods is not scared of germs and Mikey remembers how Sky used to eat Almond Joys which leads to Woods eating a pecan after it was in Sienna’s mouth. A flu-hampered Luke calls in coughing and hacking while hurling insults and praising Woodsy’s flopping and farting on the couch all day lifestyle. Has the luster worn off the Bromance? Mikey announces that he and Woods want to get Harley’s as their next obsession/hobby and Sienna is worried they’ll end up dead. It seems like a done deal when a Harley rep and M1 Podcast call in, so get ready for wind on Mikey’s scalp! Jamie calls in and drops the hammer and reminds Woods how careless he is with motor vehicles. Ochocinco isn’t ocho-cheapo when it comes to engagement rings. Rebecca calls in after talking with Jamie determined to pull Mikey out of Hog heaven. Olde Time Radio has CBK’s grandpa and radio porno. The couple from the earlier 911 call calls in and argues on air. A woman who feels excluded from Christmas parades leads to talk about people upset with holiday traditions. There’s nothing like a good “F You” on your fast food receipt to sour your shake. Where do the cast members wipe their greasy fingers after stuffing their faces with fries while driving? Mikey is convinced Chapstick is a form of lip crack.
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| 1. In The Clouds by The Cult |
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| 2. Mess Of Me by Switchfoot |
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| 3. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 4. Huckleberry Crumble by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 5. Nuthin' But A G Thang by Dr. Dre |
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| 6. My World Is Empty Without You by Diana Ross & The Supremes |
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| 7. Somebody To Shove by Soul Asylum |
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| 8. Never, Never Gonna Give You Up by Barry White |
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| 9. Battle-axe by Deftones |
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| 10. How Come by D12 |
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| 11. It's No Good by Depeche Mode |
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| 12. Tighten Up by The Black Keys |
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| 13. Rebel Yell by Billy Idol |
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| 14. Norwegian Wood by The Beatles |
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Wednesday November 17, 2010
Mikey shows up to work with a shiny smooth dome, his hair growing experiment the latest casualty of his whimsical endeavors. Body scanner or a groping pat-down, nobody flied for free. Even hero pilot Sully is not cool with the scanners. A debate erupts over scanning images being saved for creepy purposes and Woods tries to get past a Hong Kong security guard. Bedbugs and ballyhoo invade Lindberg and Sienna’s mom’s La Jolla home! LOB isn’t taking any chances with her food at home and Jay plays the Itch It song. WoS has news on Donavan McNabb nabbing a new lucrative contract and he Chargers’ attempts to dispel the moving to LA conspiracy. The “Sitch” and Bristol Palin do a PSA commercial for abstinence that would make a mime scream. Woodsy entertains offers of $300 and up to be the life of your party and the bidding begins! Will this become a reality at the Mikeython? Stay tuned. Tom Tom Tunes may be ‘hard to handle’ even with a ‘hook’ but at the last contestant’s melon isn’t blind. Goodfellas’ main man, the real Henry hill calls in for a Mikey dream interview. Henry talks about internet threats on his website and the movie’s 20th anniversary. You have to listen to this podcast if you’re even a casual fan of the movie as Henry tells about what it’s like to know when someone is going to whack you. Oksana audio revealing how Mel went about striking her in front of her child leads to her making an in-studio appearance. Captain Buzzkill calls in to defend Mel Gibson. CBK gets extremely weird during the call and makes Woods almost die laughing at his jokes. Jay is fuming mad at careless drivers speeding up and down his street while kids are at play and is prepared to set up cones and barriers. Jay tells how he confronted a group of speeding teens with a baseball bat in hand. Speed bumps are a beating and tempers flare as a female caller drops the F-word! Jay’s neighbor (“Superclown”) calls in after being called out over the air and the two hurl fightin’ words at each other while Mikey tries to mediate. Callers continue the debate and evoke Jay’s ire, especially M1 Delilah who says Jay’s kids should be put on leashes! John Tyner, the airport junk commando calls in to explain his ordeal and how he was just trying to be funny. John gives a play-by-play account of the incident which now has TSA on the defensive. A new song about the BFMC is played. Kazoo That Tune sees the emergence of Sienna’s heavy deep-toned kazoo talents. A Nirvana and Rick Astley mash-up song has the gang talk about their favorite type of altered songs. Hilary digs the kazoos.
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| 1. Battle of One by 30 Seconds To Mars |
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| 2. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 3. Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind |
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| 4. I Need To Know by Tom Petty |
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| 5. She's A Beauty by The Tubes |
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| 6. Beautiful Day by U2 |
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| 7. Unchained by Van Halen |
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| 8. The World Has Turned And Left Me Here by Weezer |
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| 9. Right Hand On My Heat by The Whigs |
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| 10. Royal by Deftones |
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| 11. Slither by Velvet Revolver |
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| 12. Lil' Devil by The Cult |
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| 13. Send The Pain Below by Chevelle |
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| 14. Who You Are by Cary Brothers |
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Tuesday November 16, 2010
If Jake never jumps on Mikey while he’s lying down it’ll be too soon. Woods can’t avoid the lure of McDonald’s on his drive home and LOB “researches” the new fries at Wendy’s. Podcasting is Lauren’s favorite task, just ask her! Facebook’s plan to include email addresses gets Mark Zuckerberg to stop in and elaborate while greasing Woods $5,000. Sienna is convinced she lived at Buckingham Palace in a past life. Is the Geezer Bandit spawning copycats? Why did Mikey write a letter to convicted killer Pamela Smart? Michael Jackson calls in from nether land to critique his own song and pester Woods about the Reader article. WoS gets a little heated when Woods keeps referring to Mike Vick as “dog killer”. Spanos’ decision to sell his share of the Chargers raises more suspicion about the team moving to LA. ITunes drops some big news with a little help from their friends. Will a caller be able to win all $32 of the cast’s money? An email asks what is a deal breaker between brothers. LOB gives a BFMC update with her dad being the last to know. Mikey plays the latest viral video. The Incorporator uses Garrett voice (Detroit!) (Philly!) to call a yoga class and pulls off maybe the funniest Incorporator ever! The producer of the TV show Border Wars calls in to talk about the show and the man killed on Laredo Lake by drug cartels. Ask the guys is next with girls asking about double standards in slaying stats, a BF keeping up with his ex, and a scantily-clad cougar freaking out her guy. The word “Tallywagger” leads to the new parody song “That’s My Junk”! Don’t Stump Sienna is debuted as callers square off against the debutant. Ridiculous product placements in TV soap operas get the gang to start name-dropping their favorite products. After Sienna returns from another pumping session Woods comments that the phone screener has a milk mustache! Should schools abolish the “F” grade from their grading process? A car dealership in Florida is offering Ak-47 assault rifles for purchasing a truck so at least the hicks can have something for target practice when the truck breaks down. Lars Ulrich praises Deep Purple and Mikey wonders if stuff really was better in the old days. Jame Gum details his favorite “likes” on Facebook.
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| 1. Meatplow by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 2. Hurricane by Bob Dylan |
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| 3. Smoke On The Water by Deep Purple |
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| 4. The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground |
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| 5. The Warrior by Scandal |
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| 6. Stayin' Alive by The Bee Gees |
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| 7. If You Leave by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark |
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| 8. Miss You by The Rolling Stones |
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| 9. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 10. Made To Last by Semisonic |
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| 11. Take On Me by A-Ha |
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| 12. Burden In My Hand by Soundgarden |
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| 13. Wild Horses by The Sundays |
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| 14. The Royal we by Silversun Pickups |
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Monday November 15, 2010
A surfer had his finger sawed off from his leash and Mikey searches for it along with some tickets to the 94/9 Holiday Hootenanny. Mikey recaps the 94/9 8th Anniversary bash and despite his own self disparaging remarks I was there and can tell you he had a great performance along with the rest of the station’s band members. Jessica Simpson gets engaged to a dude with less money than a dirt farmer. Crazy homecoming stories are next with Woods’ baseball card trading with M1 Hawk so he could french girls. WoS has a compassionate boxing champ and the Chiefs coach giving the finger to the Broncos’ coach instead of a handshake. A dude from O-side named John Tyner recorded his ordeal at Lindberg where he told the TSA guard not to “touch his junk” before a pat down. This turns out to be the big news story of the day and leads to a huge debate about airport scanners and invasive pat-downs. A fired-up caller on the topic gets dubbed “The Interrupter”. Not surprisingly, Bill Clinton loves Bangkok. Mikey makes the huge Mikeython (28 hour show) announcement set for 6Am December 16th through 10Am December 17th with the scheduled movies Dirty Dancing and Waterworld! M1s pour in with their calls and questions regarding the big event. The new game Car Ride Play by play debuts. The issue of coaches laying their hands on kids returns and is debated by the cast and callers. Audio of Lou Holtz verbally blasting an intern to the point of tears is played and the gang ponders appropriate professional behavior. WoW asks The Kid his opinion on short haircuts for chicks (Posh Spice), fake names at Starbucks, and a couch slouch girlfriend who eventually evokes “Biz Mikey”. WoW continues after the 9Am break asking Woodsy about pooping in the presence of a spouse and The Kid lays down advice for laying cable. The real Uncle John of Uncle John’s Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader calls in to talk about how he gathers the interesting stories for his books. NTT has a hayseed themed take on rock songs and sees the return of the king. Audio of Billy Ray Cyrus walking out of an interview leads to a role-playing session with the achy breaky star. Is it too early for Christmas music and decorations? Mikey is 100% in on Christmas and Hilary loves the Nutcracker. Belly laughs commence when listening to two rednecks argue over a lawnmower. You think that guy has ever operated a power tool while buzzed on Keystone Light?
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| 1. All Along The Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 2. Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World |
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| 3. Rocky Mountain Way by Joe Walsh |
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| 4. Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash |
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| 5. Separate Ways by Journey |
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| 6. Somebody Told Me by The Killers |
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| 7. The Face by Kings of Leon |
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| 8. Fool In The Rain by Led Zeppelin |
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| 9. Cast No Shadow by Oasis |
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| 10. Hopelessly Devoted To You by Olivia Newton-John |
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| 11. Whipping by Pearl Jam |
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| 12. Here Comes Your Man by The Pixies |
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| 13. When Doves Cry by Prince |
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| 14. Take It On The Run by REO Speedwagon |
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Week 41
Friday November 12, 2010
Woodsy is out traveling so Todd the God is sitting in. A M1 calls in with an interesting eye problem that will leave him with two different colored eyes. If you want a mayonnaise sandwich then take a cruise! Kids who survived the ordeal are interviewed; let’s hope their lives aren’t tarnished forever. Schools are now having shooting drills along with fire and earthquake drills. Due to a flat tire LOB rode into work with Mikey and she witnessed his Lil’ Bib! The Situation puts out a workout video where he must have been paid by the number of times he says his name. Jay explains how he does the P90X. ToS (Todd on Sports) predicts the NBA championship, a high school coach whipping his players with a weight belt, terrible football raps, and wrapped bundles of cash for college “student” athletes. Kanye doesn’t need to look at Bush’s face, admits he shouldn’t have called the ex-president a racist, and then flips his lid at the Taylor Swift video played over his answers. Sienna trips out when Todd says he’d like to see her as a blonde. Rebecca’s fondness for Clint Black came as a surprise to Mikey, which leads to things your spouse does/likes that you’re unaware of. Younger LOB didn’t like finding out a guy she was dating was a Republican and Jay was surprised to learn Kim likes techno music. Creeper Jay tells what the best thing to do to country music is and Sienna describes what she wore when she dated a cowboy. Mikey has a Freudian slip when referring to Chris as Clint! M1s call in with stuff about their partners they just learned about that shocked them. Mikey’s friend has been with a guy for two years and he never says “I love you” and claims that he never heard it growing up therefore he can’t say it. Dudes tell LOB they love her all the time. Woods calls in after 8am to opine on Sienna’s parents’ dilemma about paying for a family dog’s expensive surgery or putting it down. M1s call in with their dog saving stories. Kutless comes in the studio (www.kutless.com) and talk about their latest tour and the adrenalin they get from performing live. The band then jams two acoustic songs. Kutless talks about “runners” and fans driving them around which gets Mikey to revisit the time he drove Oingo Boingo around Arizona. LOB explains why she wants to learn pole dancing and Jay has no shortage of creeper remarks. Todd suggests Lauren pole dances at the Mikeython. An email about looking at old pictures of ex’s gets a debate going but don’t blame Facebook, blame the looky-loo. Todd is convinced Facebook is an unnecessary evil and Rebecca will “like” comments Mikey’s ex’s will post on his wall. Movie Plot Hot Potato has LOB square off against Jay and will she have to take a BB? Airplanes are built to withstand lightning strikes, Sienna reports, and she gives advice for nervous flyers and things not to say to pilots. Would you rather have a male pilot or a female? I flew with a female pilot once; she left the turn signal on from L.A. to Chicago (rim shot). Mikey’s testimony touches on gratefulness and redemption.
Bumper Music
| 1. Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses |
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| 2. Gasoline by Audioslave |
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| 3. Rock And Roll Fantasy by Bad Company |
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| 4. God Only Knows by The Beach Boys |
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| 5. Peace Dog by The Cult |
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| 6. Back To School by Deftones |
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| 7. Devils Haircut by Beck |
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| 8. My Kinda Lover by Billy Squier |
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| 9. Wish You Were Here by Incubus |
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| 10. Jealous Again by The Black Crowes |
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| 11. Locked Up by Akon |
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| 12. Believe by The Bravery |
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| 13. Boston by Augustana |
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| 14. Love Me Two Times by The Doors |
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Tursday November 11, 2010
First off let me say a heartfelt thank you to all the U.S. veterans from the Revolutionary War to our current conflicts abroad on this Veteran’s Day version of the Mikey Show. The cast gives love to all vets and takes phone calls. Merriman can’t seem to get out of his own way when it comes to injuries. Jay doesn’t feel sorry for the cruise ship refugees but he helps out a caller with raccoons vandalizing his yard! Sienna has been to a Playboy party before and no explanation is needed. What was George Bush’s reaction to Kanye’s apology? Snooze button abusers and alarm clock tactics are discussed and an M1 couple calls in who are masters of the snooze button. Pooping on a plane is ok by Mikey and Woods tries to pay a bill on the phone with a service rep from New Delhi. Nothing’s worse than airport flight delay announcements especially when someone’s talking next to you so Lauren gives a funny example over announcer Mikey. Fake bits in life start with Mikey’s wheatgrass, Splenda, allergies, and brain cancer from cell phones. LOB is convinced her phone is out to get her. Sienna wants to celebrate her 11:11 superstition with a moment of silence. A M1 calls PMS a fake bit and the girls get upset. Sienna’s big moment of peace ends up being a fart competition. Nitta wonders why lazy American Mikey needs a new TV. In honor of our servicemen and women Mikey plays a song of gratitude. Norv Turner has a hard time pronouncing Antonio Gates’ injury. ESPN’s feature on Chargers running back Ryan Matthews is played in its entirety chronically his struggles growing up. Go to www.bedifferentpact.com if you haven’t ordered your free bracelet yet. Mikey’s high school friend Erin comes in to discuss her great cause called vision walk. Erin was a cheerleader and popular girl in school and she answers questions about teenaged Mikey and she even busts out their yearbook with Mikey’s class clown picture! Mikey remembers when a teacher informed him he wasn’t going to graduate. LOB remembers her overseas adventures on the back of a moped. Wendy’s new fry recipe gets a diverse reaction. Woods admits feasting on Mikey D’s in the car is like being hooked on drugs. Captain Buzzkill calls in with his happy-meal routine and says he loves the cast?!! Is it ok to use a coupon on a date?
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| 1. Everlong by Foo Fighters |
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| 2. Sultans Of Swing by Dire Straits |
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| 3. Minerva by Deftones |
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| 4. In My Dreams by Dokken |
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| 5. Lyin' Eyes by The Eagles |
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| 6. Bleed to Love Her by Fleetwood Mac |
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| 7. Wasted Years by Iron Maiden |
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| 8. Got You (Where I Want You) by The Flys |
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| 9. Stay With You by Goo Goo Dolls |
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| 10. Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear |
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| 11. Do You Believe In Love by Huey Lewis & The News |
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| 12. Save It For Later by The English Beat |
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| 13. Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana |
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| 14. A View To A Kill by Duran Duran |
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Wednesday November 10, 2010
A missile contrail shot of the southern California coast that was denied by the military and is baffling experts just might be a jalapeño-eating Mexican. A stranded cruise ship will be towed to San Diego and the trapped guest get free shuffleboard while they wait. People in Del Mar heights don’t need to lock their doors at night. Mikey and Jay remember what it was like working the graveyard shift. The most unhealthy burgers list perks Obese Mikey’s interest. One of the last true American companies, Harley Davidson, is outsourcing their bikes to India and a hilarious new parody song is played! WoS has news on the Auburn/Cam Newton scandal and the SDSU basket brawlers. Places you should not give your social security number gets LOB worried. Sienna had the scariest thing happen to baby Sage’s new social security card and wonders what to do about it. Madonna sticks her foot in her mouth again. Ding Dong Sing Along has a song from a girl band whose lead singer more than mesmerized both Woodsy and I growing up. Thanksgiving food comes early to the studio as the gang prepares to feast. Eskimo Bluewaters comes in reeking of cig smoke and hippy oil but she doesn’t mind being compared to Brett Michaels. With her harpist in tow, EBW jams more Popera tunes making the Beatles wish they had used a harp on “Hey Jude”. How many times do you skip a shower during a week? The cast’s answers may surprise you. A female(can’t emphasize that enough) M1 calls in saying she only showers three times a week and a grossed out Mikey and Woods grill her with questions. This “debate” continues for awhile. Lauren insists she is not skinny and creeper Jay agrees for creeper reasons. LOB and Sienna reveal they only shower at night and this gets Woods to sniff Lauren. Hoyle claims he discovered blowhard Keith Olberman and Howard Stern and gets upset when his recorded jam won’t play. Text crazy teens apparently love slaying, smoking, drugging, boozing, and fighting. Hey hoser, will you tune in for the Canadian version of the Jersey Shore, Eh? A dude claims to have lost 27 lbs. on a Twinkie diet and Woods is all in. Luke’s call to humiliate Mikey ends up backfiring on the little rascal. Adam Sandler lavishing his co-stars with expensive gifts leads to a barrage of cologne-making Mikey jokes! Olde Time Radio visits the original “The View” starring Maude, the hipster hottie of 1928. LOB rattles off the alphabet backwards in a mere few seconds. Woodsy remembers his first trip in the back of a cop car at age twelve.
Bumper Music
| 1. Going Down by Freddie King |
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| 2. New Fang by Them Crooked Vultures |
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| 3. Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand |
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| 4. Red Star by Third Eye Blind |
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| 5. Best Of You by Foo Fighters |
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| 6. Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) by Deftones |
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| 7. Roadhouse Blues by The Doors |
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| 8. Hysteria by Def Leppard |
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| 9. I Got Mine by The Black Keys |
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| 10. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 11. Missing You by John Waite |
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| 12. Bye Bye Love by The Cars |
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| 13. More Than A Feeling by Boston |
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| 14. Love Removal Machine by The Cult |
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Tuesday November 9, 2010
Hoyle is stoked to have his very own microphone and bedazzles the girls’ pants off with his surfer lingo. Will Wade Phillips getting fired mean he won’t visit the Mikey Show anymore? Still stranded in Green Bay, Wade calls in wanting a job with 94/9. News of the I-5 expansion has Jay ask the question we’re all thinking. Conan is back on TV and comic con dweebs can still get tickets thanks to a computer glitch. Hoyle drops some more local surfing knowledge and refers to Sienna as “Juggs”. BFMC shows his romantic side when he picked up LOB at the airport then tried to get frisky with Lauren while her uncle (ironically named Matt as well) was listening in on the phone. Woodsy’s not cool with Chad Ochocinco’s tired act. Planters decided Mr. Peanut needed a makeover so they called in ex-cokehead Robert Downey Jr. George Bush goes on TV to promote his memoir he “wrote” and talks about his biggest moments as president. Jay is an anti-Texist and George Bush can still drink you under the table if he wanted to. Hoyle attempts the Incorporator as he dials up a Boot Barn and you have to listen to the podcasts if you missed how he did but let’s just say he may have peed his pants! LOB reveals the origins of Other Mother and her possible retirement before a voice mail message from OM is played while Lauren squirms in her chair. Mikey’s rehab April Fools joke is revealed during Lindsay Lohan’s mom audio. Radio Charades has one happy big-boobed lamb! LOB is a skilled beat-boxer, amazing the rest of the cast. A big debate erupts with the pro-huggers versus the no-hugger (Mikey). A certified ninja calls in to evaluate Mikey’s ninja skills. LOB, Sienna, and Jay have never eaten at Arbys! An eavesdropping role-play session will test your listening skills and tickle your funny bone. The Incredible Biz Markie calls in and talks about Yo Gabba Gabba and his hip hop career. Garrett stops in for some hot or not with the gang and to promote the 94/9 anniversary bash. Garrett sees little difference between Mikey and Cheap Trick’s Robin Zander. Kanye says Beyonce’s video is still better than electricity, fresh running water, and the air you breathe.
Bumper Music
| 1. Love Spreads by The Stone Roses |
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| 2. The Stroke by Billy Squier |
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| 3. Save Yourself by Stabbing Westward |
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| 4. Mother by Danzig |
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| 5. Our Lips Are Sealed by The Go-Go's |
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| 6. American Girl by Tom Petty |
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| 7. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 8. The One I Love by R.E.M. |
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| 9. Alive And Kicking by Simple Minds |
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| 10. Only One by Yellowcard |
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| 11. Plowed by Sponge |
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| 12. Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell |
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| 13. True by Spandau Ballet |
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| 14. Blinded by Third Eye Blind |
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Monday November 8, 2010
Will the phone screener is late for work and Jay prepares to drop the hammer on him. M1 Paparazzi calls in after locking himself out of his own house. Sienna and Woods explain the SAT’s to Mikey. The Chargers continue winning despite another blocked punt. Wade Phillips calls in from Green Bay after being abandoned there by the Cowboys. When in doubt San Diego, guzzle beer! Mikey plays a special song for Woods’ and Jamie’s anniversary. A dude calls in “doing lines of cocaine” after a heavy night of partying and needs advice. Mikey’s growing hair has a part down the middle and Woodsy explains his out of the closet music tastes. Louis Black isn’t about to talk about bed bugs in a lowered voice. One of the rescued Chilean miners who ran six miles a day while trapped under the earth is now a NYC marathon runner. Is the new Michael Jackson song really him? An email about a doofus husband calling out another woman’s name during sex gets the gang gabbing. Woobie calls in with her best bedroom voice. Girls get to ask questions of the dudes and they want to know about pregnant beauty, not missing a girl until she’s gone, and our need for naked pictures. Rebecca secretly recorded a fantasy football-crazed Mikey as he talks to himself while rooting for the Raiders! A M1 has a problem with his mid-life crisis dad growing a ponytail, donning an earring, and wanting to hang out with his son’s buddies. More M1s contribute their crazy dad stories which include a 70 year old getting a leg tattoo. A couch humping mom and dad story make Mikey wish he was brought by the stork and Woods is convinced he was conceived in a test tube. Woods’ travel question is next about whether or not he should purchase his buddy a gift. NTT is randomly themed pop songs sung by average people and a certain redhead walks out of the studio after a controversial finish! Hoyle rocks his Affliction and Ed Hardy gear. WoW asks The Kid why he hates fantasy, drinking and brawling etiquette, and chicks footing the bill. A dog lover calls in needing advice about her new boyfriend who lives alone with a cat. Touch My Body by Mariah Carey is played along with a black tank-topped Asian boy’s version. Woods can’t make fun of Taylor Swift even if he tried. Hilary gives Mikey props for his rehearsal performance with the 94/9 house band.
Bumper Music
| 1. Heaven & Hot Rods by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 2. Tom Sawyer by Rush |
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| 3. Outshined by Soundgarden |
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| 4. Today by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 5. Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy by Sammy Hagar |
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| 6. Synchronicity II by The Police |
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| 7. Under My Thumb by The Rolling Stones |
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| 8. The Sound by Switchfoot |
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| 9. (I Just) Died In Your Arms by Cutting Crew |
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| 10. Singing In My Sleep by Semisonic |
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| 11. Only The Lonely by The Motels |
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| 12. Take the Money and Run by Steve Miller Band |
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| 13. Hunger Strike by Temple Of The Dog |
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| 14. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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Week 40
Friday November 5, 2010
LOB is back on the east coast for a family visit as this was supposed to be the weekend Mikey went to Haiti but the Haiti trip was postponed due to weather. Podcasts are unavailable for this day and I missed the first three segments so apologies for the short recap. Mikey prepares to announce a new endeavor and Woods and Sienna take guesses before he reveals he’s going to grow his head hair out! Rebecca calls in accusing Mikey of having a mid-life crisis and even Nitta gives her opinion. LOB even comes on the line to laugh at Mikey’s plan from 3000 miles away in New Jersey. Woods vows to shave his dome bald at the Mikey Show Marathon. The Kid doesn’t like watching movies on a computer at Mikey’s house while Mike does commentary over his shoulder. Mikey needs an allowance and overdraft protection and he even busts out his little notebook to prove it. Is Mikey a Bible hoarder or just an avid collector? Luke calls in to reveal he has a Swiss bank account with money he embezzled from Clear Channel! Mikey calls out for listener involvement in a great cause. Things you do in your sleep; Mikey breaks winds and laughs maniacally, Sienna talks to herself, and Woods thrashes and elbows poor Jamie. M1’s call in with their issues and Mikey remembers a boy named Wendy. Fart talk and cutting loose in front of spouses is next. Woodsy says Brad Pitt is not a good actor and Mikey’s brother sees every movie that comes out at the 2 dollar movie house. A dude pulls a Woodsy and berates a meter maid. Jay plays Lil Wayne’s hot new auto-tuned jam to Woods’ dismay. “Get some” is the advice Jay has to a 22 year old listener.
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| 1. Suddenly Last Summer by The Motels |
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| 2. Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart |
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| 3. Nothin' But A Good Time by Poison |
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| 4. Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls |
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| 5. Voices Carry by 'Til Tuesday |
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| 6. Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses |
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| 7. Heart And Soul by Huey Lewis & The News |
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| 8. Empire State Of Mind by Jay-Z |
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| 9. Heaven by Bryan Adams |
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| 10. Is She Really Going Out With Him? by Joe Jackson |
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| 11. Stone In Love by Journey |
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| 12. Hot N Cold by Katy Perry |
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| 13. Working For The Weekend by Loverboy |
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| 14. Don't Go Away Mad by Mötley Crüe |
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Tursday November 4, 2010
Studio M might as well be a meat locker. Woodsy opts for a Big Mac over big surf. All the great eaters have a technique for consuming food and Mikey is no exception. A massive drug tunnel was discovered in Otay with enough weed to give Cheech and Chong a heart attack. The future for Sean Merriman and Randy Moss are on the ropes. Even John McCain’s daughter is taking potshots at Obama for going on Seacrest’s show, so the Prez’s handlers try to help him save face. WoS has shocking trash talk from Kevin Garnett and Norv compliments and buries Vincent Jackson at the same time. Sienna gets a text with the signature of “taste the rainbow” and this launches into a talk about annoying and pointless text and email signatures. George Bush is still peeved at Kanye. Sienna’s baby invention idea leads to invention talk and Jay reveals he invented the T-shirt cannon! Mikey’s least favorite perfume scents and LOB’s shame over leather leads to a ‘Matt’ drop from her and the gang doesn’t let her get away without an explanation. Turns out BFMC (boyfriend Matt Commerce) has returned to his old stomping grounds after Lauren googled his phone number following a bottle of wine. Maybe this time he puts a ring on it? Matt calls in after the break to describe his relationship with LOB and what has changed about him. Hiccup Girl gets the hiccups again, this time conveniently in time for her murder trial. An email about a dad choosing a football game over his toddler’s birthday party gets heatedly debated and includes a hilarious role-play between mommy and child asking where daddy is. Does a one or two year old kid even know what’s going on or is the party really for the adults? Senor Beans calls in wanting to make papa Woods throw him a huge party. The Hulkster and his daughter rap a tribute to Biggie Smalls, brother! Sienna has a dilemma regarding whether or not to call back a friend and this leads to a discussion about answering the phone and then realizing you should have let it go to voicemail. The gang unanimously agrees texts beat out voicemails any day. Justin you know, Bieber, you know, speaks out against, you know, bullying and stuff. Captain Buzzkill accuses the gang of bullying him and suggests changing the station’s slogan to “it’s all about the pervert Woods”. The Kid then plays a Fleetwood Mac riff for CBK and the Captain actually gives him a compliment! Mikey has to again explain Mexican food to Woods who “only wants Tex-Mex, Mockey”. Mikey next tries to defend the taste of lamb but the cast isn’t buying. Do any two men on earth enjoy taking a bathroom break together more than Woods and Mikey?
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| 1. Panama by Van Halen |
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| 2. Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent |
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| 3. Runnin' Down A Dream by Tom Petty |
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| 4. California Love by 2Pac |
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| 5. He Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones |
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| 6. One by U2 |
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| 7. Magnet and Steel by Walter Egan |
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| 8. Sugar, We're Goin Down by Fall Out Boy |
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| 9. Kill Me Carolyne by The Whigs |
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| 10. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 11. Thunder Kiss '65 by White Zombie |
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| 12. If You Could Only See by Tonic |
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| 13. Need You Now by Lady Antebellum |
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| 14. Stan by Eminem |
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Wednesday November 3, 2010
After a funny round of LOB voting at a firehouse jokes the gang dives into the election results. Abe Lincoln still owes Jay fifty bucks. Goodbye Lights Out, don’t let the door hit you on your sack dance on the way out. The Kid can’t wait to frolic in the 10 foot waves hitting our beaches. Like a fish drawn to a shiny lure, LOB’s eyes are drawn to people with shiny braces. Susanna comes in to explain metal mouths and Sienna attempts to spit gum in Woods’ mouth! WoS talks about pro surfer Andy irons’ untimely death, Adrian Gonzales’ future with the Pads, and the 2 time defending NBA champs. Those Black Eyed Peas can’t stop from getting sued; maybe they write their own music? The cast ponders dating someone with the same name as their ex and M1s call in with their name mix-up stories. A particular female M1 calls in the girls are skeptical of. Sienna loathes her some Taylor Swift. The gang breaks down their favorite Thanksgiving foods and a gravelly-voiced Rebecca calls in to explain oyster stuffing. How did Mikey and Rebecca end up together? Mikey runs through the extensive list of foods Rebecca won’t eat, but to her credit, she does love my favorite brand of salad dressing. You may remember M1 Danielle from a few shows back who suspected her boyfriend was cheating on her with a co-worker he regularly went “jogging” with; well, she called back to announce she caught him! Podcast this if you missed it, poor girl, but this just goes to show you never doubt women’s intuition. LOB makes a creeper comment that floors Mikey. The girls announce what’s attractive for a guy to wear and Frankie chimes in with his gym fashion tips. Be sure to listen for “Rainbow Biscuits” LOB! The Wipeout road trip and auditions are finally revealed; complete with the whacky outfits, victory dance, and the shtick voices. The two warriors drove home from Burbank shirtless and Jay smelled like he had a “bushel of onions in a headlock”! Next up is audio of Jay and Woods singing together in the Chevy without air conditioning. Sending paper thank you cards tops LOB’s list of things that need to be voted out. Tom Tom Tunes says the title and still the caller can’t figure it out, then she gets psychedelic and follows up with the ultimate stalker song. WTF is wrong with WTF? The topic jar asks what habit the cast would each like to break, what adjectives they’d like to have attributed to them at age 75, and then Sienna has a pump emergency. Yet another reason to fear airport scanners is reported. Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Only LOB’s rainbow pants according to Jay! Sienna’s superstitions with clocks leads to Hilary’s 9:49 prophecy.
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| 1. Impossible by Anberlin |
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| 2. Miles Iz Dead by Afghan Whigs |
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| 3. Dam That River by Alice In Chains |
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| 4. Midnight Rider by The Allman Brothers Band |
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| 5. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 6. Only Time Will Tell by Asia |
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| 7. Snowblind by Black Sabbath |
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| 8. White Wedding by Billy Idol |
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| 9. Hard Habit To Break by Chicago |
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| 10. Surrender by Cheap Trick |
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| 11. Let's Go by The Cars |
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| 12. Run To You by Bryan Adams |
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| 13. Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri |
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| 14. Darkness by Third Eye Blind |
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'Tuesday November 2, 2010
Woods has issues with his daily 7-11 clerk. Jay tries to convince Woods to dress up as a team for their audition for the Wipeout reality show. LOB reveals more propositions on voting day and a guy claims to be the geezer bandit after knocking off a bank. During a tearful exchange at Children’s Hospital in support of Mikey’s neighbor’s baby Woods mistakes an MLB all-star with a San Diego Men’s league player. This leads to Woodsy’s new man crush on Mike Sweeney. Randy Moss loses it during a post game interview and loses his job with the Vikings at the same time. Sometimes Sienna feels like a pump, sometimes she don’t. Either way, we will all know from now on when she’s pumping breast milk thanks to Mikey’s new song. Could Randy Quaid and his wife be pulling off a documentary-style hoax or are they just a few sandwiches short of a picnic? An email about a friend who kisses on the lips for greetings garners a big discussion. The topic ends up as a cast hug-a-thon with man on man kissing. Woobie calls in to complain about Mikey’s fear of hugging large-breasted women and a hug intervention/lesson ensues. There’s nothing like being hugged by a sniffing grunter! The Incorporator calls a Honeybaked ham store using Sienna voice and gets stumped by an M1’s word for the first time ever! Mikey catches up on new music, hearing Eminem’s “Stan” for the first time. Sienna’s elevator adventure delves into awkward situations and starting up conversations with strangers. So are people in San Diego ruder than most other cities? Taylor Swift explains the difference between 12 year old Taylor and 20 year old Taylor when it comes to songwriting and the Mikey Show turns into the “Molly” Show! Not that she has a twig and berries, but do you think Pink just might be a dude? Taylor Swift sings an ode to creeper Jay. John Lennon’s “Imagine” is butchered by an actor and a boxer. Ding Dong Sing Along wants to dance with somebody, gets a little crazy, and does everything for you. The gang reminisces about their various lovelorn times listening to Bryan Adams. An 11 year old gets detention for farting and the cast debates the act of passing gas in mixed company. Why does LOB think the common cold is a bit? Sarah Palin stops by to get silly-willy. Jay has a creeper line so good during New Releases that he has to say it twice! LOB convinces Woods to give Blockbuster Video another chance.
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| 1. The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars |
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| 2. The Pretender by Foo Fighters |
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| 3. Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones |
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| 4. Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana |
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| 5. Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin |
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| 6. Good Morning Beautiful by Deftones |
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| 7. Use Somebody by Kings Of Leon |
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| 8. Still Of The Night by Whitesnake |
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| 9. Poker Face by Lady GaGa |
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| 10. Hurts So Good by John Mellencamp |
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| 11. Take It On The Run by REO Speedwagon |
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| 12. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 13. Love The Way You Lie by Eminem |
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| 14. Where Are You Going by Dave Matthews Band |
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Monday November 1, 2010
Another blackout equals another Chargers win and Wade Phillips and Norv Turner empathize with each other before they begin cutting each other down. Sienna reads the released police report on Junior Seau’s domestic violence case. The gang recaps their Halloween nights highlighted by Jay’s haunted house and Sienna’s mom’s block party. LOB breaks down the State Propositions and Sanndra Rossi weighs in. Sabrina describes the heat spell and her boozy weekend. More props from LOB follow and then the boys recap their manicure/massage day. Hear the funny 911 call of the dumb crook (and perhaps a little on the plump side) stuck in a ventilation shaft. Bieber comments on Tom Brady’s hair which leads to salivating over the hunky QB. Sienna reads difficult Arabian names perfectly. Jon Stewart’s big bash for sanity had some Kid Rock, Cheryl Crow, and Kareem’s sky hook! Luke calls in high as a kite on candy and mad as hell about his monkey costume. WoW helps out a guy shackled to a vegetarian woman who doesn’t work and a swearing 6 year old. Jay is shocked that Woods smells his own pants. Sienna and Jay saved their kids’ umbilical cords and this skeeves out Mikey and The Kid. Rebecca then calls in and blows Mikey’s mind when she lets him know she has all of the boys’ cords there in the house! Mike runs out of the studio in an epic freak out. NTT is comedian themed and can you guess who wins? Zak Galifa-nutcase smokes weed on TV and this leads Mikey to reveal his Be Different movement. Tired of mean people? Tired of being a mean person yourself? Then get onboard with this and order your black wristband today! An email about a wife who had breast implants and now dresses provocatively while creeps stare to the hubby’s dismay evokes a huge (get it? Huge?) discussion. LOB talks about what she would do if she had new knots and Jay let’s the creeper comments fly. M1’s call in with first hand experience (that’s) and one M1 calls his wife’s boobs a “train wreck”! Where da gold at? Price wise, Sienna will tell you. How much does it cost to have “The Situation” or other orange Jersey Shore clowns at your party? M1’s text in their phone’s auto-corrections and Mikey tells about his Mexican spaghetti recipe that grosses out the gang. A former Cold Stone employee calls in to back up Woods’ rants against “sample guy”. Audio of Obama losing control of a hostile crowd is played and the Black Eyed Peas see themselves in front of the Mikey Show jury for stealing a song. The Kid loves grocery shopping and LOB enjoys herself in the drive-thru carwash. Sienna reads tips for bonding with your gal. A blind sheepdog story tugs at Woodsy’s heartstrings but gets everyone giggling when Sienna flubs a word.
Bumper Music
| 1. Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World |
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| 2. Monday, Monday by The Mamas & The Papas |
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| 3. Warning Shots by Thievery Corporation |
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| 4. Bandoliers by Them Crooked Vultures |
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| 5. Bad Luck by Social Distortion |
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| 6. Hyperballad by The Twilight Singers |
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| 7. I Will Follow by U2 |
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| 8. Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 9. Friends Of P. by The Rentals |
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| 10. No One Knows by Queens of the Stone Age |
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| 11. Breakerfall by Pearl Jam |
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| 12. Don't Look Back In Anger by Oasis |
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| 13. Somebody Told Me by The Killers |
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| 14. Nightrain by Guns N' Roses |
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Week 39
Friday October 29, 2010
Mikey begins the show dropping special Halloween music with a costumed cast and studio audience. The only one not really dressed up is Mikey (weird). The cast’s outfits are revealed one by one and so is Woods’ package. Mikey describes all the M1’s costumes including statue man, a thin Michael Shannon, Eskimo Bluewaters, two Woodsys, and more! Sabrina figures out the weather for Halloween Sunday. Hoyle calls in still at home handcuffed to his bed and Jay talks him through getting out of it. Howard K. Stern is found guilty of conspiracy in the Anna Nicole Smith case and Jackie “The Joke Man” might be next. Billy Bush audio returns to the Mikey Show with Mariah Carey’s pregnancy announcement. Sienna’s time traveler video might have just been one of Jay’s childhood friends. A Mexican in a poncho and Elvis sing the Bee Gees. Elvis on Sports recaps the Rangers laying down for the Giants and their hippy lettuce loving fans. Randy Quaid speaks out about “star-whackers” and might just be on cat-crack. Embarrassing email addys gets a super creeper remark from Jay and his hilarious first email was “JIsbel”! Is it me or does Jay play to the live audience and turn it up a notch on Fridays with his comments? Dave Matthews claims Taylor Swift broke his heart so he went on a huge bender with EBW and sings his song to Taylor EBW helped him write. Mikey then takes his turn on vocals with Dave playing. Tom Tom Girl comes in dressed as a calculator and invokes the Taiwanese boy’s Whitey Houston during a hilarious game of Tom Tom Tunes. After the 8am break Mikey plays the spooky audio of LOB’s children’s theater song about being in the park after dark and Sienna and Woods get scared. Even Jame Gum calls in to remark on LOB’s tune! Jay’s scare recordings are next with his homemade “spider mouse” inciting screams out of everyone at the station. Dudes scream like girls to win tickets to the 94/9 bash that Mikey still hasn’t learned his song for. A “Zombie Expert” calls in but Woods just can’t take the guy seriously. Captain Buzzkill rears his ugly breath calling in to bash Woods for being rude to the zombie writer and not respecting “zombie culture” but LOB scares him away with her Russian bride voice. Sienna’s recap starts with a band-aid on her boob and then tells of her perverted, creepy old neighbor watching an hour and a half of hardcore porn on his living room big screen that anyone (including 9 year old Jenna) could see from her house. Woods has to explain the “act of war” to Lauren, who along with Jay has no shortage of creeper jokes! Mikey wishes more than ever to be able to turn off Jay’s mic when he gives his reply to the letter Mike would have written the neighbor. The same neighbor also sprayed Sienna’s dog with a hose for barking and this leads to a huge debate. (Is this La Jolla or Santee?) Cesar Milan even calls in to share his Dog Whispering knowledge! Toilet paper talk is next, and Rebecca sets Mikey straight on his rolls. Mikey and Jules the cat don’t see eye to eye but many of his houseguests see Jules eye to butt!
Bumper Music
| 1. I'm Ready by The Twilight Singers |
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| 2. The Shock Of The Lightning by Oasis |
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| 3. New Fang by Them Crooked Vultures |
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| 4. Pyro by Kings of Leon |
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| 5. Blinded by Third Eye Blind |
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| 6. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 7. Mr. Cab Driver by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 8. The Fixer by Pearl Jam |
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| 9. Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap |
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| 10. Bullet The Blue Sky by U2 |
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| 11. When It's Love by Van Halen |
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| 12. Superhuman by Velvet Revolver |
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| 13. Wanted Man by Ratt |
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| 14. Always by Switchfoot |
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Thursday October 28, 2010
Mikey tells about handling a tarantula spider and Woods freaks out. Gerbils scare Mikey more than spiders and snakes. Weird things are occurring in the studio along with a mysterious Elvis. A M1 calls in with a nasty Brown Recluse story and Mikey reminds everyone how many bugs we eat when we sleep. Is James Cameron blue in the face with blue people? Nirvana and the Foo Fighters will be reuniting for an album and the song title name dropping gags begin. Nitta the nanny has humorous tips for Mikey’s Halloween costume. WoS has a disturbing Chargers’ injury description and Favre talks about his streak. You Da Manicure winners are announced and their poems are read. President Obama weirdly went on Jon Stewart’s show and got filleted and Mikey gives his thoughts on Universal Healthcare. LOB digs checking out the nudies at Blacks Beach. Woods gets nervous as the San Diego Zoo guy comes in carrying hissing cockroaches and The Kid turns a whiter shade of pale. Next up is a small bird of prey and last is a rare pangolin. Movie Plot Hot potato sees another BB for Jay. Sanndra Rossi calls in with her new commercial jingle. LOB has tan skin and white teeth while Woods has white skin and tan teeth! Jay reveals how cheap he is with toothpaste. Woods creeps hard on Taylor Swift and 90’s fashion trends are ripped on along with fanny packs. Jay can give a mean back rub! Mikey laments on singing “Surrender” and this brings out “Sarcastic” Woods real good. Because pesky, pushy sales people bother LOB and Mikey they role-play a customer and cashier conversation. What’s the Minute Clinic at CVS? Mikey would rather you not know. Oksana talks about turning down Playboy magazine for a how do you say…fold of center? Why do Hollywood stars feel the need to give details about their relationship problems? The cast calls out Garrett to come on the air and Hilary makes jaws hit the floor when she walks in wearing sexy overalls!
Bumper Music
| 1. Good Grief by Foo Fighters |
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| 2. The Grand Tour by George Jones |
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| 3. I Miss You by Incubus |
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| 4. Whiskey Bent And Hell Bound by Hank Williams Jr. |
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| 5. Drain You by Nirvana |
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| 6. Two by Ryan Adams |
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| 7. Bad Luck by Social Distortion |
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| 8. Dear John by Taylor Swift |
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| 9. Nuthin' But A "G" Thang by Dr. Dre |
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| 10. Lyin' Eyes by The Eagles |
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| 11. Notion by Kings Of Leon |
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| 12. I Was Made For Lovin' You by Kiss |
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| 13. Ain't Too Proud To Beg by The Temptations |
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| 14. Dreams by Whiskeytown |
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Wednesday October 27, 2010
M1 Hawk calls in to talk about his reaction to hearing his son drink a mixed shot of spit. Just when she thought we all forgot, a caller requests Santa Baby to be played. Mikey announces Woods is going to be put in a diaper later on in the show and LOB worries about seeing his piece. Next is the story of Charlie Sheen who went out of his mind and destroyed a hotel room and webcams can help stop wildfires in the backcountry. How old is too old for trick or treating garners a huge debate and there’s no doubt Sienna’s neighborhood is the best place to go. Jay has the best solution for little punk vandals that try and mess with his haunted house. LOB dubs Mike the Halloween Scrooge. WoS has Lebron James audio after a debut loss to the Celtics and Lauren snores during World Series talk. Mikey and Woods argue heatedly about the loyalty of their fan passions. Passive/aggressive gay guys make Mikey happy during Steven Slater’s Larry King audio. When to snap and when not to snap? Slater tells about what went through his mind as he slid down that chute. Taylor Swift now smells like Brokeback Mountain. Woods lies down to be diapered and the other four race to see who can diaper him the fastest. Listen to the podcast if you missed this one and find out the winner. Balloon Dad is a loon who likes to pull the age card and audio of his latest invention is played. An email about an actress doing love scenes gets a huge reaction. LOB has an interesting take on it and M1s call in with theirs. Who is secure enough to let his spouse suck face if it’s her job? Mikey still hasn’t decided on a costume. A bunch of witches in Ohio put hex on Lebron James with their hilarious Tom Tom Girl chant. This leads to round of great cauldron jokes. LOB’s list of 10 things that need to hit the road buzzard are voted on by the rest of the gang. John Mayer does not float Lauren’s boat but the rest of the cast are head over heels for him. Mikey admits crying to a Mayer song and the Fillet Fern calls in to rip on everyone. Is monogamy natural for humans? Woods squirms through the question knowing Jamie is listening. Mikey remembers his violent urge to stab a guy with a broken beer bottle! A study reveals gender of kids may add to divorce and Sienna makes a bold statement. Mikey doesn’t understand escrow and needs Rebecca to explain to him a lot of grown up stuff.
Bumper Music
| 1. Down by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 2. New Year's Day by U2 |
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| 3. Slither by Velvet Revolver |
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| 4. You Only Live Once by The Strokes |
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| 5. Hunger Strike by Temple Of The Dog |
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| 6. 6th Avenue Heartache by The Wallflowers |
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| 7. Anything by Third Eye Blind |
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| 8. And The Cradle Will Rock... by Van Halen |
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| 9. Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way by Waylon Jennings |
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| 10. Right Hand On My Heart by The Whigs |
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| 11. Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes |
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| 12. I Need To Know by Tom Petty |
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Tuesday October 26, 2010
Sienna returns and the gang are once again at full strength! It’s a good thing too, as the news is heavy starting off with hiccup girl involve in a murder plot. Tom Tom Girl considers herself lucky she’s never been stolen. Mikey breaks down his series of shots he had to get for going to Haiti and Woods says he likes shots “in the butt”! LOB has more itching jokes heaped on her and nobody can do bedbugs like Stacy handworker. The gang discusses their Halloween costumes and Captain Buzzkill calls in upset that Woods makes fun of Mikey’s weight. Cold and flu myths are revealed. WoS has news on Brett Favre’s funny sounding injury and Tony Romo’s shoulder. All of a sudden, still during WoS a now classic Mikey Show moment occurs when LOB runs out of the room after accidentally drinking from Woods’ dip spit cup! Poor Lauren returns after several minutes of bathroom mouth rinsing. To show how bad he feels Woods then drinks the combined spit of Mikey, Lauren, Jay, and Sienna! The texts and emails flood in. The Kid then eats oatmeal at the men’s room urinal while Mikey gathers words for The Incorporator. “Garrett” voice is used to call a toy store and you know the results. Sienna’s baby daughter calls in along with her sisters and grandma. Viral video of UFO’s is played with the henpecked husband trying to film them while his wife nags and orders him around. This gets Mikey to reenact watching the game while Rebecca fires questions at him. Luke audio has him saying Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? Olde Time Radio has a creepy old dude dating a 20 year old and talking to a fake Mexican. CBK calls back and claims he does have a girlfriend and makes plenty of money dealing in “fine rare weapons”. Ding Dong Sing Along has Mikey begging for some creativity from callers and LOB reveals something embarrassing about her parents. 10 embarrassing massage questions are answered and Woods now thinks he wants to have a guy rub him down. Mikey calls his parents and tries once again to get his dad to say I love you. Sienna is adamant about Paris Hilton not being pretty. A stupid coach compares his team to the Germans in WWII and continues to make it worse. A poor buffalo goes into a neighbor’s pool and gets the ultimate punishment. Mikey loves things sold on TV.
Bumper Music
| 1. Circles by Incubus |
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| 2. I Was Wrong by Social Distortion |
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| 3. Break On Through by The Doors |
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| 4. Shake Some Action by Cracker |
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| 5. Gone, Gone, Gone by Colin Farrell |
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| 6. Yellow by Coldplay |
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| 7. Come Undone by Duran Duran |
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| 8. You Know My Name by Chris Cornell |
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| 9. Chaos by Mute Math |
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| 10. Under My Thumb by The Rolling Stones |
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| 11. The Promise by When in Rome |
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| 12. Long, Long Way From Home by Foreigner |
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| 13. Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper |
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| 14. Here Is Gone by Goo Goo Dolls |
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Monday October 25, 2010
Woodsy recaps his big baseball weekend. After another tough Charger’s loss, Mikey opens the phones for callers to talk about what’s wrong with the team. Sabrina wonders about the weather. Crooks are targeting tented homes in San Diego. M1 Paparazzi gets philosophical with his question for Mikey. Keith Richards talks about snorting his dad’s ashes. Mikey recaps his camping weekend with farting dudes in bunk beds. Brett Favre throws as many picks in a game as he threw pics of his piece to that girl. An email about a fiancé not wanting her sister’s white trashy boob tattoo gets the dude who wrote it on the phone. LOB reveals she’s going to get her rooster removed. Taylor Swift has a new song with lyrics aimed at John Mayer (Dear John) and the discussion gets Sienna to call in furious with Mikey as he sings Mayer’s rebuttal song! The cast chooses the celebrities they think are the most handsome and Lauren tells of her Chipotle Bruce Willis sighting. Audio of the SNL Rent Is Too Damn High parody is next. NTT is themed to lounge music from Richard Cheese and after a super close game the ending is argued. Woodsy’s Asian masseuse prepares him for his massage. More of LOB’s itching dilemma leads to a hilarious new song! Woods reports a crazy news story of a crocodile loose on a plane that crashed and killed 19 people. A movie starring Samuel L. Jackson is sure to follow. What would it be like to date LOB? First it’s crocodiles on planes and now a fatal shark attack in Southern California makes the news. WoW takes on moving out of state for a girl, kissing with colds, and a love stricken dude who’s out $3500. Woods’ former boss Mateo comes in the studio and tells his story of what made him write his book of divorce and loss. Randy Quaid is clearly off his rocker and we learn that Mikey has never seen the Christmas Vacation movie. Woods and Jay have funny different reasons for fearing the massage.
Bumper Music
| 1. I Turn My Camera On by Spoon |
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| 2. Get Off of My Cloud by The Rolling Stones |
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| 3. No Money by Kings of Leon |
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| 4. When Doves Cry by Prince |
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| 5. Detroit Rock City by Kiss |
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| 6. In The End by Linkin Park |
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| 7. Mindshaker Meltdown by Mother Love Bone |
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| 8. Not For You by Pearl Jam |
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| 9. Dance by Ratt |
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| 10. Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd |
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| 11. Synchronicity II by The Police |
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| 12. Sunday Morning Coming Down by Johnny Cash |
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| 13. Under Pressure by Queen |
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| 14. Achin' To Be by The Replacements |
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Week 38
Friday October 22, 2010
Finally, a Chargers home game will not be blacked-out. LOB’s itching to tell about her trip to her quack about her itching, and now is convinced that dermatology is a bit. M1’s call in with theories of shingles as Lauren refuses to use a prescribed steroid cream for fear of growing a goatee! Mikey’s sleeping bag story leads to talk of Sean’s “body condom” and the weird stuff Sean does when he stays at Mike’s house. Woods’ white pants are a surprising big hit with everyone. Mikey can’t wait to rest his little boots on his new custom couch. Because of belligerent Rangers fans, Woods disabled his comments on Facebook. Secrets pilots hide from the public will make you want to hold on to those frequent flyer miles. Brett Favre’s wife takes the high road but Mikey wishes more questions were asked. A 29 year old creeper wants to know if he should ask his boss for permission to date his 18 year old daughter at work. This gets into a huge debate and blue-eyed beauty LOB remembers breaking an older guy’s heart she used to work with. M1 Copycat is getting more polished voices yet the callers still need help. After the game there’s more arguing about the guy and the bosses daughter. Mel’s ex, Oksana calls in from the Rock 105.3 lobby wondering why Mikey’s not there! Oksana proceeds to drop one hilarious joke after another as she describes her former bodyguard and rips on Mikey. The Urban Survivor deals with an uppity flight attendant and noshes on some poor kid’s Irish Spring! Tom Tom Girl’s inflection is on high as she busts her favorite jams. “Somber” Oprah audio with Lisa Marie Presley is next and she talks about Jacko’s drug habit and Mikey plays audio of MJ stoned during an interview. The live audience in the studio howls with laughter as MJ tells about slaying Tatum O’Neal! Liza makes an appearance after Kazoo That Tune. An email about letting your kids sleep with you and your spouse is next and Mikey tells about how Jake still sleeps with him and Rebecca. Luke calls in and goes off on Mikey. Elton John ironically rants about modern artists not writing their own music. Woods hates the bad grammar of the woman who fired Juan Williams. CBK calls in and learns of his harassment file at the station. Jessica from Outside the Bowl comes on to talk about Haiti and what it’s like to live there. Woodsy wonders aloud if anybody in the room can score him some ludes. Woods loves Sienna coming back more than ever while reading stories about large cats. Lauren’s itching woes continue but she plans on doing a surprise open mic night this weekend and The Kid needs me and more M1s to attend his Tipsy Crows game. Mikey’s testimony touches on his alcoholism and his embarrassing trips to the liquor store.
Bumper Music
| 1. New York, New York by Ryan Adams |
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| 2. Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z |
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| 3. Mountain Song by Jane's Addiction |
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| 4. Beach Side by Kings Of Leon |
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| 5. All American Man by Kiss |
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| 6. Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin |
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| 7. It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 8. Seek & Destroy by Metallica |
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| 9. Walk by Pantera |
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| 10. Sleep Now In The Fire by Rage Against The Machine |
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| 11. The Kid Is Hot Tonite by Loverboy |
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| 12. NYC by Interpol |
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| 13. New York City by The Cult |
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| 14. Theme From New York, New York by Frank Sinatra |
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Thursday October 21, 2010
Mikey recaps his Fergie moment with his pee pee Dockers pants as Michael Shannon. How did Jay communicate with his girlfriends back in the Stone Age? Turns out the rent’s not too damn high for Jimmy. Smells that make you nostalgic gets the gang talking about perfumes and colognes they love and hate. Jon Stewart rips CNN while on CNN and Mikey reveals interviewing tactics. This leads to the Juan Williams anti-Muslim statements debate. Captain Buzzkill calls in to claim the entire cast is bigoted but Woods turns the tables on him and CBK actually hangs up cleanly! Yoko Ono, the biggest buzzkill ever, says she’s a scapegoat and the real reason the Beatles broke up. Hoyle wants to do a duet with Dave Matthews but they just can’t stay on the same page. Dave dated Liza and the two of them argue about what drugs they slayed on. Movie plot hot potato goes down to the wire! Woods drops the big news that he and Jamie might adopt two more dogs. M1 H.M. Rojas calls in super excited (maybe try de-caf H.M.?) about her dating life and the cool concert they’re going to. Old Mikey radio posts are played to The Kid’s delight. Hittin’ the post as K-Wave’s host! LOB’s list of important issues is next. Jay’s fillet fern calls in with Woods and LOB in his crosshairs! Mikey loves the sound of Paris Hilton’s voice and O.J. returns to “kill it”. Woods’ white pants closes deals nightly, pal. A disturbing story about a guy tattooing his own eyeballs is not for the timid. A struggling student wonders why his male Professor wants to give him extra help and Jay says his greatest creeper remark of the week! Then he does it again while the gang talks about the Facebook “Poke”. Mikey arm wrestles Jay and then it’s Woods vs. LOB. Why not just troubleshoot that crackling microphone live on the air? More evidence Kanye West is out of his mind is what Woods reports he did to his bottom teeth. Jay has a hard time with the news about Penthouse magazine’s founder. Get it? Hard Time?
Bumper Music
| 1. When You Were Young by The Killers |
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| 2. Double Vision by Foreigner |
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| 3. Just Got Paid by ZZ Top |
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| 4. Desperately Wanting by Better Than Ezra |
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| 5. Ticket To Ride by The Beatles |
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| 6. Hemorrhage by Fuel |
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| 7. Painted on My Heart by The Cult |
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| 8. Moonchild by Chris Cornell |
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| 9. Let Your Love Flow by The Bellamy Brothers |
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| 10. Gravity by Embrace |
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| 11. Circus by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 12. Simple Kind Of Life by No Doubt |
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| 13. Bonfire by Third Eye Blind |
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| 14. Dancing Barefoot by U2 |
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Wednesday October 20, 2010
Mikey contemplates dressing up for Halloween while Woods is certain Mikey has cursed him and his Yankees. Mikey talks about his guy-only camping trip coming up. RIP Tom Bosley, who always wondered if Fonzie was a closet tweeker. What’s the deal with orchestra conductors? Jame Gum will tell you! Bacon Palooza and Bark Maumann’s girlfriend troubles are next. WoS has lots of man crushes on a bearded freak and NFL fines for helmet-leading hits. The hypocrisy of the NFL is exposed for cashing in on what they fine players for. Christine O’Donnell knows more about eyes of newts and Ouija boards than she does the 1st Amendment. MIDI madness gets Woods’ goat when the Dave Matthews drops are played. Lauren gets nude for her steam bath (this will send creepers to the podcasts by the dozen). You Da Manicure is announced! Jet Blue guy pleads guilty for being an angry gay man. Adelle from the station sales department plays will they or won’t they and LOB is compared to Howard Stern. Buzzkill calls in to rub salt in Woods’ Yankee wounds and offers up one of the creepiest laughs you’ll ever hear. Lauren loves watching documentaries on the Bloods and the Crypts. An emailer wants to know if should tell his wife he cheated on her and this blows up in to a very touchy subject. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen at a restaurant? Woods reads the news story of Carrie Fisher snorting coke and CBK calls in and gets fooled again by Eskimo Bluewaters pretending she’s the real Carrie Fisher! EBW gets Buzz to admit his real name is Walter Schnertz! Woods plans to take Mikey to a Fightin’ Irish game. The “turdiest” list of turds for Celebrity Apprentice is announced. During Ding dong sing-along tough guys put their “hearts on a plate”. Jay’s creeper remarks keep coming during the topic jar and why did he turn down an offer to be on a reality TV show? LOB plans on losing her mind during the Mikey Show Marathon. Mikey loves Thanksgiving and wishes for good turkey. Woods will buy a fried turkey at Popeye’s. I’m hungry just typing this.
Bumper Music
| 1. State Of Love And Trust by Pearl Jam |
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| 2. See A Little Light by Bob Mould |
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| 3. Pyro by Kings Of Leon |
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| 4. Run To You by Bryan Adams |
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| 5. Arms Around Your Love by Chris Cornell |
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| 6. Too Young to Fall in Love by Mötley Crüe |
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| 7. In The Mood by Robert Plant |
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| 8. Blizzard Of '77 by Nada Surf |
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| 9. Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas |
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| 10. Supersonic by Oasis |
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| 11. Rest In Pieces by Saliva |
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| 12. Waiting for Somebody by Paul Westerberg |
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| 13. Just by Radiohead |
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| 14. Miss You by The Rolling Stones |
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Tuesday October 19, 2010
Mikey takes one for “the Team” as he suffers through a cold. The big story of the day is Junior Seau’s arrest for spousal abuse and then driving himself off a cliff. M1’s call in with their opinions and M1 Cave Dweller brings up a good point about the psychological effects that football players live with when their careers are over. McDonald’s food does not disintegrate and LOB’s loopy about moths in her pantry. Jame Gum offers Lauren some advice as does Hannibal. Senor beans calls in upset with Woodsy’s foul language during the Yankee game. The Kid is ready to throw in the towel with the Yanks and accuses Mikey of jinxing him. The Chargers’ woes continue and Brett Favre’s wiener meets with the commissioner. Jimmy McMillan is running for governor of New York and he tells it like it is with his awesome The Rent’s Too Damn High party! A 41 year old widow wants advice on slaying without attachments and of course the cast has funny mixed reactions. Is there a “bio-scientist” in the house for LOB? Local surfer “Moose” calls in and describes witnessing Junior Seau’s accident as the former linebacker accelerated over the cliff. What makes a real man? C-span audio gets a little dicey when one pundit calls another a slutty tramp. Big email of the day is about a girl concerned that her bf runs with a hottie from his work and this creates a huge debate. The talk continues after the 8:30 break and Mikey explains why he has more girls as friends than dudes. Drunken LOB role-plays with Mike and re-enacts her Jersey girl bar fight at Plum Crazy. Dave Matthews stumbles into the studio and debuts his new auto-tuned song. Olde Time Radio begins with a familiar voice from Mikey’s past and delves into the cross-dressing narrator telling about the Blue Beetle battling with a “slut” machine! Those pesky moths put LOB in a real pickle. A rich British guy builds an 8 million dollar IPhone. What kind of music does Lauren rock out too? Mikey and Woods sing in the shower together.
Bumper Music
| 1. Rebel, Rebel by David Bowie |
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| 2. The Immortals by Kings Of Leon |
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| 3. Royal by Deftones |
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| 4. Sultans Of Swing by Dire Straits |
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| 5. Think I'm In Love by Eddie Money |
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| 6. Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley |
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| 7. Layla by Eric Clapton |
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| 8. The Pretender by Foo Fighters |
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| 9. When The Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin |
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| 10. Rock Candy by Montrose |
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| 11. Go Let It Out by Oasis |
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| 12. Decode by Paramore |
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| 13. Every You Every Me by Placebo |
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| 14. The End by Kings of Leon |
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Monday October 18, 2010
The Chargers are twits with their tweets in St. Louie. The cast and callers weigh in on what the heck is wrong with the Chargers. Mikey dreams of Bill Cowher as the next Chargers head coach. Woods recaps his wild weekend and dark moment with Jerry Cantrell that reminds Mikey of his Drew Brees sour encounter. During WoS Norv Turner stops by to explain the Rams voodoo that they do so well. LOB is stoked with the return of Kombucha and she bought herself some pumpkin-flavored suds. Jay loves The Social Network movie. Is Jackass still funny? U.S. General speaks about don’t ask, don’t tell. Barney Fwank’s boyfriend talk gets Captain Buzzkill fired up as he nearly swallows his shoe phone. Next up is sodomy in the Marine Corps. NTT is full on Chipmunk themed music and a certain show member leaves the other players in the dust. WoW gives advice on getting’ some, chivalry among friends, and Woods’ Balla powder. A M1 calls in with a strange relationship problem and Mikey needs to know what the girl looks like. This guy is nuts so check the podcasts if you missed it. The gang remembers late actress Barbara Billingsley (Beaver’s mom) and Mikey plays the hilarious Airplane! audio of her speaking jive. Movies that everyone recommends turn off LOB. Eva Longoria raps-horribly. Luke calls in hating on the pumpkin patch and Jake’s accordion drives him nuts! The answer between last weeks M1 Kevin and Brooke is revealed. LOB bags on John Mayer. CBK returns to remind everyone “it’s about the music” but then he gets made out to be a fool by Carrie Fisher! The M1 who wins word of the day starts doing bits on the air. An email about a tampon joke at work gone wrong is debated and Lauren is uncomfortable with a male cashier checking out the undergarments she’s buying. Feel free to ask Woods to buy your STD medicine for you. LOB gets a creep call and John Kusak goes nuts on Twitter. President Obama explains why he’s going on Mythbusters. Third CBK call of the day and this time gets to speak to Mikey’s boss, Rick R. Jackson!
Bumper Music
| 1. Believe by The Bravery |
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| 2. I Got Mine by The Black Keys |
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| 3. Down In A Hole by Alice In Chains |
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| 4. Lips Like Sugar by Echo & The Bunnymen |
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| 5. Stellar by Incubus |
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| 6. Cuts You Up by Peter Murphy |
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| 7. Money by Pink Floyd |
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| 8. Goodnight by Ryan Adams |
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| 9. Breathe Me by Sia |
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| 10. The Suburbs by The Arcade Fire |
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| 11. Show Me How to Live by Audioslave |
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| 12. In The Blood by Better Than Ezra |
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| 13. Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol |
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| 14. Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult |
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Week 37
Friday October 15, 2010
Oh that Captain Buzzkill! So angry, so miserable, so needing to get a girlfriend that doesn’t require an air pump to inflate! Are Woods’ recaps funny anymore? Yeah, maybe you try having 9 jobs, Mockey! Mikey reads about Woods loving to double up on rock concerts and The Kid squirms as he reads it. These days LOB is more interesting with her recaps and reenacts with Mikey her conversation with a service rep from New Delhi. WoS has a nervous Woodsy hours before the Yankees start the ALCS. Bill O’Reilly gets the cackles raised on two of the screeching hens on The View who walk out and Sanndra (sic) Rossi calls in to duck all important questions. Parts guys stare at on girls the most gets Woods championing fake boobs. Why does LOB have a glow about her today? Both Jay and Woods like checking out the size of a woman’s “group”. Several minutes are spent laughing at Mikey’s waxed eyebrows. Even the “old Mikey” would not have been a creepy sexter, but Jay’s so old he could have been a Morse code creeper and then a beeper creeper before cell phones! Eskimo Bluewaters comes by after sleeping in the station’s parking garage all night and showering in “the creek”. EBW has always been a Jack (Jacktress? Jackette?) of all trades and now she’s in the organic ice cream business! Listen to the podcasts if you missed EBW’s new flavor of ice cream that goes great with Doritos and hear her catchy sales jingle! Radio Charades gets syllabic before it gets easier for Mikey. Who was your worst boss and why? The cast ponders what fictional characters they would want in their lives. M1 Meatfreak glues hair from his head to his chin and Tom Tom Tunes is delayed to find out why mistake-prone call screener Chris hasn’t eaten in 5 days. Tom Tom Girl doesn’t like having to repeat herself to a dense caller who’s clueless about the Midnight Toker. The whacky career of Michael Shannon is revisited and Jay was known as JC Daily! Go on M. Knight Shannon, hit that post like Woods hits a fastball! (Bad comparison?) Obama’s MTV appearance has his disgruntled handlers feeding him hilarious lyrics in his earpiece. M1 Podcast calls in, still stuck in the past. Maybe he needs some Cat Crack to catch up? One of the Chilean miners was ready to dive back down into the cave when his wife and mistress were there to greet him coming out. Sabrina had a rough night and Studio M turns into a rave. Wondering who the guy is that does the voice for fire alarm and emergency announcements in buildings leads to audaciously funny auditions from Tom Tom Girl, Dave Matthews, Susanna, Wolfgang, Neil Diamond, EBW, Sanndra Rossi, and CBK!
Bumper Music
| 1. Like a Stone by Audioslave |
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| 2. Let Forever Be by The Chemical Brothers |
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| 3. Love The Way You Lie by Eminem |
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| 4. Again by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 5. Surrender by Cheap Trick |
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| 6. Stacked Actors by Foo Fighters |
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| 7. Breaking The Girl by Red Hot Chili Peppers |
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| 8. Dam That River by Alice In Chains |
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| 9. Guns & Roses by Jay-Z |
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| 10. Good Morning Beautiful by Deftones |
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| 11. Kashmir by Led Zeppelin |
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| 12. Bloodbuzz Ohio by The National |
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| 13. Stan by Eminem |
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| 14. Crazy by Gnarls Barkley |
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Thursday October 14, 2010
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme returns to open the show. Vincent Jackson is advised by the NFL player’s union to show up in Charger Town or forfeit 2011. Santa Baby is requested again as well as LOB jokes galore. Mikey takes us on a visual journey of being a fly on the wall in that bathroom she sang in but Jay takes it to further creeper levels! Talk of “Lights Out” leaving adds his name to a long list of San Diego notoriety. An uptight Woods can’t take another second of Cat Crack. Apple creates an anti-sexting app and Woods and Mikey snuggle up real sweetly on the love sack. Unable to shake the name ‘Mikey’ after all these years he envisions a show called “Mike & Team” which will inevitably be renamed “The Team”! Can you walk a mile in Mikey’s little boots? The world’s shortest man news gets Woodsy giggling. Captain Buzzkill reignites his feud with Woods and threatens more letters. A study of how often most people pick their nose has the gang elaborate on their nostril digging routines and Woodsy’s habit of breaking wind. Write-in candidate for governor Sanndra Rossi (no, not a typo, she spells it with two ns) calls in to introduce her unusual platform. Woods refuses to give Miley Cyrus any class. A new game called “Will They or Won’t They” is debuted with station HR director Karen and bets are on as to whether or not she’ll accept a visit from BB King. Karen calls LOB a big chicken once the results are in. ‘Lamb chop’ O’Brien sharpens her knives after the 8am break. BB King sees more usage after another round of movie plot hot potato. Couples who use their innocent babies to argue through are next. Woods loves arguing with people on Facebook. Nitta gets the treatment but after the break the real Nitta calls in (Jay creeps on her) to dish about Mikey’s dirty laundry! Mikey recaps the antics of all three of his boys leading to different tactics of discipline for parents. Cheap Trick’s “Surrender” will be the tune Mikey and the 94/9 band will jam at the Anniversary Bash. Details and tickets can be found here: http://www.fm949sd.com/8thAnniversaryBash.aspx. Sanndra Rossi calls back to push her run for governor or does she really just want to sell her handbags? Slash jams the National Anthem. An upset M1 claims call screener Chris blocks him out and his backstage pass requests are being ignored. LOB has a woman Doctor to Woods’ surprise so CBK makes his second call of the day to call Woods a sexist. The “Goobernatorial” debate has Democrat Jerry Brown defending calling Meg Whitman a whore and Whitman fires back.
Bumper Music
| 1. Lights Out by P.O.D. |
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| 2. Touch And Go by The Cars |
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| 3. I'll Stick Around by Foo Fighters |
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| 4. Strange Days by The Doors |
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| 5. Race For The Prize by The Flaming Lips |
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| 6. Symphony Of Destruction by Megadeth |
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| 7. Lucky Man by The Verve |
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| 8. Minerva by Deftones |
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| 9. Misunderstanding by Genesis |
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| 10. Learning To Fly by Pink Floyd |
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| 11. So Far Away by Staind |
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| 12. Setting Forth by Eddie Vedder |
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| 13. Special by Garbage |
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| 14. Crazy by Gnarls Barkley |
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| 15. The One Thing by INXS |
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| 16. Word Of God Speak by Kutless |
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Wednesday October 13, 2010
Mikey asks call screener Chris what its like to be “Chriiiiaaaaas” and Woods reveals that Jamie is not a fan of the bit. After two straight months being trapped underground, the Chilean Miners are being freed one at a time with their supervisor deciding to be a man’s man and be the last one up. Captain Buzzkill calls in early, upset with another Cat Crack drop and question’s LOB’s love for black dudes. CBK can’t say enough about Jagger & Kristi and he even reveals his favorite Mikey Show cast member! Do you know who it was? Conan O’Brien’s commercial has him ranting about Steve Woods stealing his sweetheart! A boy who cries over the Chargers’ loss to Oakland video is next and begs the question; have you ever cried over a sport? WoS has the scoop on the MLB league championships, the NFL commish’s take on Brett Favre’s crank, and Norv Turner’s reason for the season. LOB is convinced she has either bedbugs snacking on her legs or a flesh eating bacteria. Deborah Norville stops by the studio and talks about her early career leading up to Inside Edition. Deborah inspires the writer in Mikey with her work ethic. Asian Journey brings us back from the 7:30am break and the new young singer wonders why the band gets a better hotel than he does! Jay admits his man crush on Steve Perry. News of the impact a passed Prop 19 would have on the gang cartels says little would change. (Who paid for the study? A pharmaceutical company?) The crying Charger kid audio gets the gang to talking about what and why do kids complain about not having things they never pay for. Luke calls in to explain his diet of girls, junk food, and cigs. The Union-Tribune’s “Sports Chick” Annie returns and talks about Raider fans swarming her at the game. Annie then breaks down what’s wrong with the Bolts and why she is still single. The real 911 call of Bob Barker’s collapse at a L.A. gun range leads to stupid people and their ridiculous Price is Right bids. M1 Kevin from Tuesday’s show calls back with his indecisive girlfriend Brooke who claims she doesn’t want to rush into marriage because her parents had divorced. Brooke does not find Woodsy’s jokes amusing, but the rest of us do. Mikey sings an acoustic ballad for poor Kevin and then wishes he could turn Jay’s mic off as the creeper comments fly! LOB makes Woods uncomfortable while dancing at him during Cat Crack. Rob Zombie admits directing CSI Miami was no fun and actor David Caruso was tough to work with. Red-headed Caruso jokes ensue. The Kid reacts to a story about an angry DJ who had his parking space taken and a role-play is needed to iron things out. So long Sean Merriman.
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| 1. Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses |
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| 2. Unsung by Helmet |
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| 3. Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 4. You Can't Kill Rock And Roll by Ozzy Osbourne |
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| 5. Separate Ways by Journey |
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| 6. Don't Go Away by Oasis |
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| 7. A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash |
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| 8. Mr. Brightside by The Killers |
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| 9. Ramble On by Led Zeppelin |
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| 10. Tomorrow by Morrissey |
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| 11. Thinking Of You by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 12. Live Wire by Mötley Crüe |
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| 13. Happy Kid by Nada Surf |
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| 14. Shut Me Out by Kutless |
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| 14. Gold Guns Girls by Metric |
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| 16. Fix You by Coldplay |
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Tuesday October 12, 2010
Woods likes his video games like he likes working out: alone and by himself. A salivating M1 wastes no time requesting Santa Baby and of course Mikey obliges. “Cell Donging” is Brett Favre’s favorite hobby and audio of his alleged voice mails are played. That girl gave Brett a stirring in his “Real, Comfortable, Jeans”. Why are they called the Green Bay Packers? Good news and bad news, the Chilean miners are near freedom and a horrific hate crime in New York. “Cat Crack” is the latest viral auto-tuned video on www.mikeyshow.com. Captain Buzzkill hates the video’s treatment of cats and calls in only to have an on-edge Woodsy end up wanting to fight him! WoS recaps his love for Randy Moss’s voice and a wild night on MNF. Mikey’s ode to the Padres is aired with Sir Elton singing. WoW gives advice for passive-aggressive coworkers, high school hi-jinx (to which LOB’s prom stories fascinate Mikey), and a dime of a girl who shovels down her food like a rabid dog. This carries over into a talk about perfect girls with hidden imperfections. A foot fetish guy calls in so Mike plays “Petite Feet”! Quiet on the set! Mikey gets to direct a chick flick. A nervous M1 Kevin calls in upset about his public marriage proposal gone wrong (she said “I’ll think about it”) and the gang debates what the poor guy should do. Woodsy describes his ideal after Thanksgiving sandwich. “The Situation” audio has the tool explaining how great he is and Frankie makes an appearance to heap praise on the Sitch. What is it about the Jersey Shore that LOB finds so compelling? Olde Time Radio makes fun of M1 Winder’s male tramp stamp in a steady hilarious stream of angry old men being angry with each other and four other seamen! After the laughs die down a serious topic on homosexuality get Jay and Mikey going back and forth while a caller calls out Woods for being intolerant. This huge debate grows as more callers and the topic of gay marriage escalates. Mikey tells why he doesn’t like religion and Woods admits problems with his own faith and what a rude churchgoer said to him. CBK calls back out of breath to bag on Mikey’s “sermon” and revved up Woods challenges the Captain to a dual! Santa Baby began the morning and Santa Baby ends the morning!
Bumper Music
| 1. You Could Be Mine by Guns N' Roses |
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| 2. My Hero by Foo Fighters |
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| 3. I Woke Up in a Strange Place by Jeff Buckley |
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| 4. Beauty School by Deftones |
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| 5. The Boys Of Summer by Don Henley |
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| 6. Stay With You by Goo Goo Dolls |
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| 7. A Thousand Miles From Nowhere by Dwight Yoakam |
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| 8. Two Tickets To Paradise by Eddie Money |
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| 9. Save It For Later by The English Beat |
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| 10. Hello Old Friend by Eric Clapton |
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| 11. Heart And Soul by Huey Lewis & The News |
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| 12. Jimi Thing by Dave Matthews Band |
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| 13. Fallin & Flyin by Jeff Bridges |
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| 14. Oh Yoko! by John Lennon |
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| 15. Santa Baby by Lauren O'Brien |
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| 16. Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas |
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Monday October 11, 2010
SDG&E chaps Mikey’s hide. Lauren’s nerves are racing as she knows her song is imminent The Charger’s lose their third straight road game to the Raiders and Mikey opens phones as M1s vent their frustration. Dallas Cowboys coach Wade Phillips stops by with Norv Turner to commiserate together in a hysterically funny conversation. Sienna’s return date is officially announced for October 26th. The Carlsbad school shooting is the big news of the day along with the sad news about Hall of Famer Tony Gwynn. Woods has had enough with the Texas Ranger fans pestering him online. This just in; Kenny Loggings is old. Brett Favre is in hot water with a hottie from his stint spent with the Jets. LOB had a rough night with drunken hecklers at her gig, and this has Mikey remembering people sleeping during one of his speeches. Eminem 60 Minutes audio is not child friendly, nor is it equipment friendly! Anderson Cooper tries to get Slim Shady to admit he’s a gay basher and this provokes a discussion on whether or not the word “gay” is acceptable in certain contexts. Hey, The Flintstones had a “gay old time” didn’t they? The time arrives for a secret (perhaps hurried) recording in a bathroom as Mikey gets LOB to recap the origins of Santa Baby. Lauren dives under the soundboard when the song hits the airwaves in a hilarious sure to be ‘best of’ Mikey Show moment! Disgusted and emotionally wrecked, LOB now has to listen to creepers calling in with their support. Mikey continues to play key parts of the song over and over while Lauren scrambles for a place to hide. At 8am Scott Chandler, a witness to the Carlsbad shootings calls in to talk about the frightening event and tells about how the lunatic shooter was apprehended by some everyday people. Riveting stuff. Is Deborah Harry (Blondie) hot or not? No matter, LOB’s voice is as Santa Baby is played again. The Incorporator uses an effeminate voice to call a Tire shop and for the first time, even his roommate gets involved in the call! If you haven’t heard it, it just may be the best Incorporator ever. Christine O’Donnell still insists she’s no witch and is not a card-carrying member of P.A.G.A.N; People Against Goodness And Normalcy. Rick Sanchez blames exhaustion for his anti-Semitism but says cable TV needs more minorities, to which the Playmaker pipes up. Has NTT become Name That Last Tune? LOB kills it with the chick flicks, but Mikey won’t let her gloat for long when he has Santa Baby at his disposal! The Kid has had red meat four days in a row. Mikey wants to get his eyebrows waxed and explains why. Hilary is all about a guy’s guy and Nitta has yet to see a good looking dude in the USA.
Bumper Music
| 1. My Best Theory by Jimmy Eat World |
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| 2. Watching The Wheels by John Lennon |
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| 3. Do You Realize?? by The Flaming Lips |
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| 4. Boogie Shoes by KC & The Sunshine Band |
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| 5. It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 6. Wanted Man by Ratt |
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| 7. Sleep Now In The Fire by Rage Against The Machine |
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| 8. Into The Great Wide Open by Tom Petty |
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| 9. Heartbreak Warfare by John Mayer |
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| 10. One Way Or Another by Blondie |
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| 11. Success by Interpol |
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| 12. Made To Last by Semisonic |
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| 13. Turn - Travis |
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| 14. Gentle Groove by Mother Love Bone |
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| 15. I'm Free by Kenny Loggins |
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| 16. Woman by John Lennon |
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Week 36
Friday October 8, 2010
To the delight of the live audience, Hoyle makes an early appearance. Mikey feels his mobs growing and wonders if he’s getting fatter. Danny calls in and gets some well deserved love from the cast. Woods’ recap consists of 9 hours of couch and TV which he assures us is work. Mikey bought Nitta a clunker car and needed to jump start it when it predictably died. As the story progresses and the jalopy’s starter are revealed to be the problem, Nitta asks if it’s customary in this country to buy woman in charge of your children piece of crap? Woodsy explains why there’s no hi-fives for the losing team in baseball. The Emotional Vampire calls in looking to justify his actions before the sun comes up. A sappy song role-play with Mikey and LOB follows. Steven Tyler is mistaken for a woman, an elderly woman at that. WoS recaps the MLB playoffs and Vincent Jackson possibly being traded to the Patriots. Damn! LOB was a pre-teen stalker! Mikey revisits writing ‘I love you’ on a girls palm while sporting permed hair. Stupid break ups include farty bathrooms. Hold it in girls, hold it in. Hoyle threatens Woods with work probation and recalls advising Garrett against hiring “that heavy metal” Mexican from Rock 105. Hoyle then starts to bust his newest rhyme “He Who Smelt It Dealt it” but Mikey cuts him short! A slow news day in Georgia makes for awesomely funny audio of a bee hive near a shine sippin’ porch! Radio Charades is a movie theme has a caller/player get so caught up in the game he almost forgets to answer. After the 8am break Mikey tells about his upcoming humanitarian visit to Haiti where he’ll be helping starving children. The top ten things to never say to a woman get debated between Mikey and Woods, but LOB sets them both straight with some role-playing ingenuity. The topic jar asks the gang what book they wish they could have written and whether or not they’d participate in a protest. Lauren drops the bomb of the month so far, admitting she has a recording of her singing “Santa Baby” to an ex boyfriend and Mikey and the guys practically beg her to re-enact it! Sienna even gets into the act on the phone, but a shy LOB refuses to sing one verse of the sultry tune. Mikey announces the 28 hour show will be called the Mikey Show marathon! After all this excitement, Captain Buzzkill calls in to put a damper on things and accuses the guys badgering Lauren in a way that KZBT Human Resources might not like. Has CBK ever seen a naked woman? One he’s not related to, that is? Sabrina the Weather girl does not like Lauren for some reason. Woods worries about a stalker texting him and no one mentions Susanna? Jamie breaks off her jog and calls in not happy with Woodsy’s voice imitation of her. Tom Tom Girls starts off a game of Tom Tom Tunes with an inside joke for LOB! Woods throws out all the news stories, apparently ready for an early start to the weekend, and then Mikey asks for an update—oops! When’s Sienna coming back again? Towards the end of his testimony, Mikey touches on what happened nearly a year ago with the old station.
Bumper Music
| 1. Always On The Run by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 2. Song 2 by Blur |
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| 3. Stone In Love by Journey |
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| 4. Yesterdays by Guns N' Roses |
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| 5. Manhattan by Kings Of Leon |
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| 6. Malibu by Hole |
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| 7. Money Ain't A Thing by Jay-Z |
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| 8. Precious Stone by Pete Yorn |
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| 9. Lemon Parade by Tonic |
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| 10. Here Is Gone by Goo Goo Dolls |
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| 11. Cast No Shadow by Oasis |
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| 12. Whipping by Pearl Jam |
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| 13. Blackbird And The Fox by The Twilight Singers |
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| 14. The Kid Is Hot Tonite by Loverboy |
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| 15. My Kinda Lover by Billy Squier |
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| 16. Forever With You by Decyfer Down |
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Thursday October 7, 2010
Mikey’s now famous “mustake” with his mustache shaving mishap dominates the morning’s snickers and giggles. Woods simply can’t stop focusing on Mike’s reverse Hitler botch job. M1s try to console Mikey with their trimming horror stories. Once Jay puts up a picture on Facebook and the comments start rolling in, Mikey can’t take it anymore and sends Chris to the store for shaving cream and razors to make it right. Cementing 2010 as the Year of the Pitcher, Roy Halladay throws a no-hitter for the Phillies in the veteran’s first playoff game. Funny time returns as Nitta rips on Mikey’s mustache in a how do you say…a hilarious stream of zingers? LOB’s house smells like Moss, and unfortunately for her it’s not Randy Moss. Claiming it is as much fun to do as it must be for dudes to watch, Lauren explains “hardcore dancing”. Luke calls in to promote his Facebook page and creeps on LOB’s niece. Mikey finally shaves his stash during a break and becomes a teenaged version of himself and now it’s Lauren who can’t stop staring at him! Woods explains his postseason superstitions and their effect on poor Jamie. Jay gets the new pictures of Mikey up and Rebecca calls in with her reaction. Urban Survivor returns for another white knuckled adventure. A woman who mistook super glue for her eye drops follows. Oprah’s interview of a woman with 20 personalities gets the cast wondering how many different personalities they all have. Pull LOB’s finger for a monster or a princess if you dare. Captain Buzzkill, perhaps out of breath from puffing Newports calls in all worked up and Lauren fools him into thinking he called a Russian bride service! A White House advisor tells David Letterman about the supernatural the President’s Seal fell off the podium and Hillary Clinton claims she doesn’t want to job swap with veep Biden. The Kid continues to pressure Mikey to wear a wig to Fashion Valley Mall. A text about a guy who doesn’t dig his girl calling him ‘baby’ sparks talk of lame pet names. Michael Shannon returns to announce wine festivals, hit posts, and seduce gullible chicks. Jay recaps the time he first met Mikey and thought he was an angry jerk. Wolfgang has plenty of swell ideas for Mikey’s new clean shaven look and even earns a dump button! What things is the gang sick of? LOB pontificates on if a person can succeed in the entertainment business without succumbing to the trappings of fame. Oh that CBK, calling in angry everyday! Woods reprises his role as a sales recruiter and role-plays trying to recruit Mikey and woos him to change jobs. Poland might just have the best punishment for sex offenders. It’s Apple or nothing if you own a laptop, unless you’re a handsome 94/9 engineer.
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| 1. Around The Fur by Deftones |
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| 2. Bad Fun by The Cult |
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| 3. Back in Black by AC/DC |
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| 4. Shooting Star by Bad Company |
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| 5. White Wedding by Billy Idol |
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| 6. Would? by Alice In Chains |
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| 7. Speak Now by Taylor Swift |
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| 8. She's Long Gone by The Black Keys |
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| 9. Like A G6 by Far East Movement |
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| 10. Gentlemen by Afghan Whigs |
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| 11. Under The Milky Way by The Church |
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| 12. I Was a Teenage Anarchist by Against Me! |
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| 13. Soul Meets Body by Death Cab for Cutie |
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| 14. Screaming Infidelities by Dashboard Confessional |
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| 15. Joey by Concrete Blonde |
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| 16. I Can Hear Music by The Beach Boys |
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Wednesday October 6, 2010
Welcome to Woodsy’s favorite and least favorite day of the year. She might not cry over spilled milk, but LOB laughs over spilled cream. The harrowing story of an unemployed hero who rescued a kidnapped girl is followed by a tragic news story of two drugged out idiots who taped a baby to a wall (not related to the Mikey Show prank from the previous day). What happens when a bag of Sun Chips that is safe for the environment turns out to be loud and obnoxious and doesn’t sell? Sun Chips decides the environment be damned, that’s what. Mikey remembers his stint working on a “modern oldies” station with a hep cat named “Royce”. WoS has major NFL trade news, Lebron James audio from Mikey’s fish tank, and MLB playoffs updates. Prop 19 (the most important thing to stoners since the 99cents store started selling brand name candy and Little Debbies) is discussed and turns into a huge topic that lasts a couple of segments. We know wear Mikey stands on the issue but what about Woods, Lauren, and Jay? Captain Buzzkill calls in and accuses me of sneaking into his house to take his picture and threatens to sue everybody. Woodsy claims I’ve been sleeping with CBK’s mom, for which at this time I have no comment (she’s not half bad, really). Mikey thinks about getting a nose job and Michael Jackson calls in to give tips and claims he never had any work done. Mikey croons Elton John songs in the shower to Rebecca’s embarrassment. Hilarity ensues when a curious yet repulsed Nitta gets involved! The quick draw BB gun shooting challenge begins and results in some sore rear ends and a true deadeye marksman emerges. The 911 call of the paparazzi photographer whose foot was run over by Paris Hilton is next. Meg Whitman gets more heat on “Nanny Gate” which leads to Mikey’s nephew Nacho admitting he was Meg’s pool boy and made out with her and then turns on Woods for peer pressure huffing! An email from a former booty call friend with benefits doesn’t want his buddy tapping that. A role play with LOB and Mikey results in a strange yet funny scenario. If the married men on the Mikey Show need an assistant to go on work lunch dates with LOB in order to spend more time with their wives you guys know where to find me. This topic goes on for quite a bit especially when a girl calls in saying it’s great to have relationships with the opposite sex whether her husband likes it or not. “Better Not Ban My Peanuts” makes a triumphant return! Should Jake get a mash-up tune to jam at his party? A list of the best guitar riffs kicks axe. Liza Minnelli and Larry King banter about their past marriage, Maroon 5, GaGa, Bieber, and other hilarious shared interests. Woods says he’d happily do the same thing Martha Stewart did that got her thrown in jail which I’m sure you’ll read about in next weeks San Diego Reader. Did The Kid pass gas in the studio and blame it on LOB’s squeaky chair? Listen and decide.
Bumper Music
| 1. Custard Pie by Led Zeppelin |
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| 2. Happy Together by The Turtles |
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| 3. It's A Shame About Ray by The Lemonheads |
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| 4. Heart Of Glass by Blondie |
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| 5. Son Of A Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield |
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| 6. Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John |
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| 7. Too Shy by Kajagoogoo |
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| 8. Here Comes The Sun by George Harrison |
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| 9. Alone I Break by Korn |
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| 10. Rock Rock by Def Leppard |
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| 11. Crazy On You by Heart |
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| 12. Naked Eye by Luscious Jackson |
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| 13. Refugee by Tom Petty |
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| 14. Wrapped Around Your Finger by Police |
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| 15. More Than This by Roxy Music |
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| 16. The Red by Chevelle |
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Tuesday October 5, 2010
Lauren’s pretty, pearly white teeth spark mouthwash talk. The Kid just doesn’t get Conan O’Brien. An old geriatric judge loves him some stripper enough to buy drugs for her and take the rap. An unremorseful Frenchman who swindled his own country will be getting frenched real good in jail. Those poor miners trapped still trapped in the shaft in Chile might just get out by Halloween. A man pulled over by the cops admitted to having weed on him but has no idea where the cocaine in his butt got there. What’choo talkin’ ‘bout Willis? Bruce Willis tries to gets us excited for his latest movie. WoS updates the NFL’s most model citizens with reports on Michael Vick’s injury, a juiced up Charger, and the return of Big Ben. Jay’s fillet fern calls in to confirm its love for discarded banana peels and proceeds to fillet the whole cast. Ridiculous real 911 calls are next. Rebecca wants Mikey to take Salsa lessons and his lackluster reaction prompts her to reveal Mikey uses an orange sippy cup at home! The gang duct tapes 94/9 Promotions Director Adam to the studio wall Woods wants to torture the guy with a habanero pepper from Mikey’s pocket. The platform Adam was standing on is finally removed and he stays stuck to the wall like a sticky booger! LOB gets excited for tongue and skeeves Mike out with how she deals with her salad. Woods reports on more bedbugs at a local fire station and Lauren proves she knows a great deal about hoses. Speaking of expertise, a report on male grooming habits tests Mikey’s. States with the worst drivers gets Sarah Palin upset, you silly-willy-billy-nilly! DYD points out combative guy at airport security checkpoints and The Kid admits doing a DYD himself with his new car. The gang appreciates the musical genius of Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys. Witchy woman Christine O’Donnell puts out a commercial saying she doesn’t really own a bubbling cauldron or ride a broom. The topic jar asks about running away from home, recycling, stereotypes, and flirting. Nitta wonders if Mikey was in prison because of all his tats and still can’t figure out why Rebecca didn’t marry a tall, handsome man like Woods. I her country, Ken Leighton would not be writing on bathroom walls, let alone for a newspaper. Captain Buzzkill calls in to pour on the guilt. A man’s grooming no-no’s make LOB look more tolerant than Mikey and Woods. Toasted Skin Syndrome is a danger to Mikey and his nude lap-topping habit. New Release’s has the new Toby Keith music that scares Mikey. Buzzkill calls back in a huff when the gang laughs it up imagining what he looks like. Jay creeps on Hilary’s description of the tattoo on her back.
Bumper Music
| 1. Somebody To Shove by Soul Asylum |
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| 2. Bulls on Parade by Rage Against The Machine |
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| 3. Cum On Feel The Noize by Quiet Riot |
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| 4. Still Remains by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 5. Bitch by The Rolling Stones |
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| 6. Fly By Night by Rush |
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| 7. Can't Hardly Wait by The Replacements |
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| 8. Halo by Deep Blue Something |
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| 9. Surrender by Cheap Trick |
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| 10. Don't Worry Baby by The Beach Boys |
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| 11. New York, New York by Ryan Adams |
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| 12. If You Could Only See by Tonic |
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| 13. Love My Way by The Psychedelic Furs |
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| 14. Singing In My Sleep by Semisonic |
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| 15. I Walk Alone by Oleander |
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| 16. All The King's Horses by Robert Plant |
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Monday October 4, 2010
Woods is Mr. Big Time, buying M1’s drinks at the bar and running up one hell of a tab. Mikey tries broadcasting from Skype with crazy results. Would you rather work at Disneyland or Seaworld? Weekend recaps center around LOB’s gig opening for Craig Gass at a packed house at 4th&B and she killed it and thanked all who showed up and supported her. Woodsy tells about his performance with local rockers 1Louder after getting hammered and Joel from the band calls in to stick up for The Kid. Mikey’s on and off girlfriend (better known as the San Diego Padres) still has her hooks in him even after the disappointing end of the season. Woods and Mikey passively agree on the state of sports in San Diego. WoS has LT audio that encourages Norv Turner to respond and Philly fans showed some class for once. Do you pirate Charger games on the internet when TV has the game blacked out? Mikey is primed for getting his new couch and Woodsy can’t wait to get Mikey’s old one. Obama and his handlers address the American people. $20,000 a month is not enough for Mel Gibson’s ex and Oksana comes on to explain why. LOB teaches Mikey about “smushing”, Jersey Shore style. Luke calls in with a bigger attitude than usual to promote his new reality show. Accidental texts and how to react to them sees Lauren’s brother screwing up royally. The Incorporator calls up a Halloween supply store, calls the saleslady “sweet cheeks”, and still pulls it off even without knowing the meaning of one of the words! NTT is angry rock songs to LOB’s dismay and what happens when Jay ups the point total for the final questions? A sex before marriage debate hits a wall of laughter when Jay remembers the girls who “passed through the halls of Isbel”. Justin Timberlake goes O.G. on Napster as Mike and Woods argue about illegal downloading. Old Time Radio has the return of Charlie Chan. WoW at 8:30 helps a M1 who wants to emulate the Cars’ song “Best Friend’s Girl” in real life and a Facebook hacker who gets more than he’s bargained for. Jay says feel free to slay any of his ex-girlfriends. A big talk begins after an email about a 9 year old having a Facebook account and how to handle modern technology with kids. LOB keeps a straight face the longest as Mikey reads a news story about Dong Yu and toilets. Rehab rules: Mikey breaks down what he went through in treatment. Woods tweets celebrities as a smartass hoping to get a reaction and LOB and Hilary give more sensible Twitter tips.
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| 1. Check My Brain by Alice in Chains |
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| 2. My Kinda Lover by Billy Squier |
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| 3. In My Place by Coldplay |
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| 4. Rain King by Counting Crows |
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| 5. Good by Better Than Ezra |
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| 6. Love Her Madly by The Doors |
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| 7. Good by X-Treme Sports Rock |
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| 8. Wiser Time by The Black Crowes |
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| 9. Crossroads by Cream |
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| 10. Winds Of March by Journey |
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| 11. Heroes by David Bowie |
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| 12. Laredo by Band Of Horses |
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| 13. Your Time Has Come by Audioslave |
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| 14. Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting by Elton John |
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| 15. Paranoid by Black Sabbath |
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| 16. Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear |
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Week 35
Friday October 01, 2010
Mikey goes gangsta with his skull cap. Comic Con will remain in San Diego and celibate geeks everywhere celebrate. Captain Buzzkill calls in immediately, upset about Woods making fun of Comic Con. The audio of the screaming lady getting ink done is replayed and promises to never get old. Sabrina the weathergirl thinks comedy is stupid. Hoyle’s mama stops by to explain their unique relationship at home. More news on the creep who recorded the kid who committed suicide gets a big discussion going about bullies in school and how to deal with it. WoS plays sad music for the Padres who are hanging by a thread. Ocho Cinc-Oh’s cereal has a sex line phone number right on the box, kids! An email about a dude not being physically attracted to his girlfriend is bantered about and a M1 calls in upset about her boyfriend not liking her for the same reason until Tracy Morgan shows up wanting to put a baby in her! Lebron James thinks racism played a role in people being upset with him leaving Cleveland. M1 Copycat featuring Craig Gass is not as easy as it would seem. POW! Christopher Walken tells the greatest joke of all time! Craig remembers fooling Lars Ulrich with his Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons voices and how he ended up opening for Metallica. Lorena Bobbit audio insults Tom Tom Girl. What’s the penalty again for cutting off a dude’s schlong? The news of inflatable balls toys being recalled gets Buzzkill to call in again and talk about his hip injury. Tom Tom Tunes gets Christopher Walken involved to Movie Phone Guy’s jealousy, wherever he is these days. Woods’ dream of Jamie only having two toes on each foot makes him feel like a superficial jerk and the gang discuss saying mean things to people about physical features they were born with. Woodsy gets back at Mikey by shutting off the lights in the bathroom while trapped on the throne. Hot Potato game has BB King aiming low. Mikey includes Rebecca in furniture shopping and the couch swapping between show members begins. New Releases sees the return of da playa Justin Timberlake dawg! Mikey reaches in the topic jar and we learn who on the show was escorted out by security and LOB is the big surprise and what things about their childhood would no one guess? More topics are pulled and secrets are revealed. It’s a big, busy weekend for the crew. Mikey gives his testimony with a caveat beforehand.
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| 1. In The Clouds by The Cult |
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| 2. Send The Pain Below by Chevelle |
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| 3. It's No Good by Depeche Mode |
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| 4. Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band |
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| 5. You Only Live Once by The Strokes |
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| 6. Letters by Stroke 9 |
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| 7. Crackerman by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 8. Prophecy by Remy Zero |
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| 9. The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret by Queens Of The Stone Age |
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| 10. Tonight, Tonight by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 11. So Far Away by Staind |
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| 12. Not For You by Pearl Jam |
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| 13. Battle-axe by Deftones |
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| 14. Nightrain by Guns N' Roses |
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| 15. The Last Song by Foo Fighters |
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| 16. Get Up by 50 Cent |
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Thursday September 30, 2010
Greg Giraldo’s death is big news and is accompanied with audio of the late comedian. Kassim Osgood gets pistol whipped by a scorned ex-boyfriend of a NFL cheerleader he wasn’t even supposed to be seeing and then dives out of a two-story window like he was making a tackle! I say offer Kassim 3 Charger Girls if he’ll just come back here and cover kick offs. Meg Whitman had an illegal housekeeper who somehow holds a press conference, video is available on Ebay. LOB gives her idea of hot chicks. Is Mikey a fuddy duddy when it comes to cussing or lewd remarks? Sienna is sorely missed by all, but none more than Mike and Woods. A poor kid killed himself after his jerk peers video taped him having sex in his dorm room and then put it on the web and this story delves into talk about regulating the internet. Woods and Mikey tease Jay about “watching” cycling. Michael Bolton reacts to being canned from Dancing with Has-beens. A Bolton restaurant role play ensues. Worst break ups is next and Woodsy tells his awful break up story involving haircuts, Jack Daniels, and boxer shorts. Mikey’s merry-go-round of break ups gets Jay to make a hysterical “Sweet n’ Sour pork” joke! Callers chime in and M1 John wants to lose his girl Mandy but an angry Mandy decides to call in and all hell breaks loose! After the 8am break Neil Diamond comes by to petition fans to get him in the rock and roll hall of fame and he criticizes everyone before playing his song for Lady GaGa after several tossed guitars. Old Uncle Neil is convinced Woodsy is on drugs. Buzzkill hates the way the gang treats Neil and tries to downplay being a M1. Songs you love to hate is next with Woods wanting to beat up Paul Simon and dissing my boys Iron Maiden. Buzzkill returns (does he have a hotline #?) and calls out Mikey for yelling at Woods. Hilarious audio of a woman screaming in pain while getting a tattoo might just be Hoyle’s mama! Ding Dong Sing Along needs a disclaimer (even though Mikey is only ripping off himself). Levi Johnston knows very little about world affairs but he knows a lot about knocking up underage girls, therefore he’s a shoe-in to be the next mayor of an Alaskan town. The gang ponders PING! A musical mash-up of AC/Dc’s Thunderstruck and the Ghostbusters’s theme is jammed.
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| 1. She's A Beauty by The Tubes |
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| 2. Like A G6 by Far East Movement |
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| 2. Only Time Will Tell Lyrics by Asia |
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| 3. The Breakup Song by Greg Kihn |
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| 4. Is She Really Going Out With Him? by Joe Jackson |
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| 5. Sick Of Myself by Matthew Sweet |
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| 6. Harden My Heart by Quarterflash |
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| 7. I Got You by Split Enz |
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| 8. Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar |
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| 9. Breakdown by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers |
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| 10. Here and Now by Letters To Cleo |
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| 11. Friends Of P. by The Rentals |
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| 12. Deeper Shade Of Soul by Urban Dance Squad |
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| 13. Got You (Where I Want You) by The Flys |
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| 14. Hold The Line by Toto |
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| 16. Paper Planes by M.I.A. |
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Wednesday September 29, 2010
Mikey can’t stop gushing about the awesomeness of Studio M. What’s the deal with “Bishop” Eddie Long who hates gays but loves (allegedly) boys? This gets into a talk about homophobic stigmas in organized religion. Fighting adults at a child’s birthday party debate banning booze for such events. News of the University of Texas shootings leads to gun control talk. Lavar has a solution for grocery store hassles and then invites LOB to some sweet loving. Jay’s oldest son is on P90X which brings up bad memories for Woods, although Lauren considers trying it. WoS discusses the slumping Padres and the Dallas Cowboys’ get a free meal thanks to rookie Dez Bryant. Mikey remembers when the same thing happened to Sean Merriman with different results. Jame Gum brings in the 7am hour along with the one and only Craig Gass! Tom Arnold begins outing AA secrets and celebrities and their various addictions. Craig tells the story of starting with Stern by imitating Ba Ba Booey and Al Pacino’s speech fires up the gang. Like LOB, Christopher Walken loves sausage! Tracy Morgan’s hilarious Star Wars community college on Dagobah stories is next, along with his experiences dating Darth Vader’s niece and smoking weed. Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley stop by to talk about being dissed from the rock and roll hall of fame yet again but Gene would rather peddle more Kiss products. Craig tells about hanging out with Eddie Vedder and a flight he took with Kanye West shoving people around before he went on to fillet Taylor Swift. Mikey recalls his conversation with comedian Jim Bruer during his split from the old show while parked outside his shrink’s office. LOB keeps her email addy private even from co-workers and this leads to the funny story of Mikey courting Lauren for the new show. Craig talks about doing voices for Family Guy and his cool tales about living at Eddie Van Halen’s house. If you haven’t heard this days show from 7 to 10 you have to podcast it, there’s just too making funny moments to chronicle. Obama’s handler’s help the Prez deliver another stunning speech. Christopher Walken reads poetry! Luke calls in demanding Mikey clear out the people in the house and needs rolling papers. Tom Arnold and Captain Buzzkill become fast friends and Craig invites LOB to open his show at 4&B. 10 songs that make men cry gets hilarious results and Lauren ends the show with a pervasive remark we’d normally expect from Jay!
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| 1. Sunshine Of Your Love by Cream |
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| 2. Boston by Augustana |
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| 3. Good Times Roll by The Cars |
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| 4. American Girl by Tom Petty |
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| 5. Faster by Third Eye Blind |
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| 6. Can't Get You Off My Mind by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 7. Supernova by Liz Phair |
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| 8. Given To Fly by Pearl Jam |
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| 9. Optimistic by Radiohead |
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| 10. Stranglehold by Ted Nugent |
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| 11. Wrong Replacement by The Color Red |
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| 12. Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy by Sammy Hagar |
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| 13. Slip Of The Lip by Ratt |
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| 14. Don't Look Back In Anger by Oasis |
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| 15. We're The Same by Matthew Sweet |
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| 16. ??? |
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Tuesday September 28, 2010
Mikey addresses his critics in San Diego. Woodsy watched “I’m Still Here” and puts Joaquin Phoenix in the same class as Marlon Brando. The girl from Encinitas who claimed to be sexually abducted made the whole thing up to cover for meeting a creeper she met on the internet. Mikey tells about being approached in public by fans. The Kid has thin skin, so be careful what bits of his you criticize. LOB makes up a word for word of the day that doesn’t even exist and Lavar is wearing a pair of them! Jay explains how to make a “poop pipe” for rock climbing. WoS reports on the NFL going to an eighteen game season next year. Obama’s ratings are in the toilet but he can still talk the talk. Top military officials are revealing accounts of UFOs hanging around nuclear sites and Woodsy says there’s no such thing as aliens from other planets, Pete. Captain Buzzkill loves aliens however, and even breathes like one! M1s call in with their takes and Stephen Hawking is so smart he’s dumb, says Mikey and Woods. According to Woodsy all UFO sightings can be attributed to “Avatar nerds”. Unaware that his American Idol audition to be the new host was recorded, Hoyle has to explain himself. Look out Seacrest, here comes the hysterical hayseed! Name That Tune goes kazoo out the wazoo and LOB admits she’s a “half second stupider” than Woods. The gang then busts out their kazoos and play TV themes like a morning zoo outfit, culminating into a birthday serenade for Jamie. Vanilla Ice loves his kangaroo and Woods offers $100 to any dude willing to find a girl dumb enough to fall for the “lose da zero and get wid da hero” pickup line. Band Vs. Band pits Miley Cyrus (she’s a band??) against the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The callers decide and Woods gets accused of plagiarism. Do you take the empty better seats at a ballgame? Jay mimics a baby breastfeeding and grosses out Mikey. Old Time Radio visits Charlie Chan and blind lady Judy facing off against Judy’s “Daddy”. News of a bigoted debt collector berating and cursing out a bank customer is next. Woods makes a remark about Seal’s facial scars during new releases and Buzzkill gets riled up again. M1 Virgin Nikki calls in while getting a C section.
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| 1. Shimmer by Fuel |
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| 2. So Alive Lyrics by Ryan Adams |
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| 3. On The Loose by Saga |
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| 4. By Your Side by Sade |
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| 5. Stolen by Dashboard Confessional |
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| 6. Miracle by Foo Fighters |
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| 7. Frail & Bedazzled by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 8. You My Flower by The Afghan Whigs |
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| 9. This Charming Man by The Smiths |
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| 10. Limelight by Rush |
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| 11. Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers |
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| 12. Hot N Cold by Katy Perry |
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| 13. Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds |
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| 14. Bonnie Brae by The Twilight Singers |
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| 15. Dreams by Whiskeytown |
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| 16. Needtobreathe by Lay ´em Down |
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Monday September 27, 2010
Mikey does his funny Hacksaw Lee Hamilton impression in the wake of another senseless Chargers loss. Callers flood the lines to moan about the befuddled Bolts. Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of jail and back in rehab uses the “everybody’s doing it” excuse for turning her boogers white. The heat spell is the topic on the gang’s weekend recaps. Mikey tells about explaining a PB & J sandwich to Nitta, his Hungarian nanny. Woods pulls no punches and tells all of San Diego they don’t deserve a playoff baseball team and a “busy” Norv Turner calls in during WoS. Who on the Mikey Show is addicted to Facebook? The answers may surprise you. Jay remembers the joy of AC/DC on 8-track tapes. Mikey recaps the Rush documentary he watched and “bathroom songs”. Katy Perry made a lasting impression on Elmo & Grover. Katy’s so hot she may have even turned Bert & Ernie straight! Directly from her rich parent’s house, Eskimo Bluewaters barges in and talks about her new Twitter page. EBW then plays her sweet new song about Mikey called “Isn’t He Neurotic?” In between gulps of his bucket of gravy, Lavar explains why he should play for the Chargers. Captain Buzzkill calls in to complain about Lavar while showing appreciation for Primus, Deep Purple, and King Crimson. Buzzkill claims he hates everything about the Mikey Show except when they talk about food which gets him hot and bothered! Did hookers bend it with Beckham? Nitta is shocked that Rebecca married Mikey and wonders if their union is legal. Proving to not be a smart move (meaning taken seriously by the crew) Mikey admits to liking the Smart Car. Mikey then heaps more laughs directed his way when he says he rifled through his housekeepers purse like a creepy violator. Rebecca calling in prompts a call from a surly Luke, not happy about Mikey getting a Smart Car as well as being fed up with his twin brother, Ryan. Woodsy loves comedian Craig Gass and Mike tells the story about how he first met the voice master. Audio from Iran’s lunatic President sees him throwing American culture back in our faces. Alleged boy grabbing Bishop Eddie Long addresses his huge congregation. Kings of Leon jokes are wearing thin on Woodsy, but he has plenty of airline hi-jinx to describe from his trip. The Kid then does a flip into the Love Sack and a modest M1 invites all of San Diego to his birthday party at a bar. A M1’s mom wonders if Mikey and Woods are gay. UB40 demands no talking during their set!
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| 1. Your Time Has Come by Audioslave |
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| 2. Miles Iz Dead Lyrics by Afghan Whigs |
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| 3. Shiver by Coldplay |
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| 4. What Do You Do For Money Honey by AC/DC |
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| 5. Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie |
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| 6. Where The Streets Have No Name by U2 |
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| 7. Just Like Heaven by The Cure |
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| 8. Dominos by The Big Pink |
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| 9. Roadhouse Blues by The Doors |
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| 10. Wake Up Time For Freedom by The Cult |
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| 11. White Wedding by Billy Idol |
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| 12. Angry Chair by Alice In Chains |
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| 13. Locked Up by Akon |
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| 14. I Got Mine by The Black Keys |
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| 15. Devils Haircut by Beck |
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| 16. Satisfied by The War |
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Week 34
Friday September 24, 2010
With Woodsy out of town Mikey’s pal CB fills in along with another live studio audience. Facebook went down and LOB can’t decide if it’s good or bad. Tech Talk leads to Mikey's home electronics woes. The 10 most expensive cities in the United States list have some surprising cities on the list. Mikey wishes he went to college mainly for the social interaction and getting shoved and bumped around campus. CB tells how he met his wife and his foot in mouth mess ups that luckily didn’t hurt his chances. Woodsy calls from Texas, his throat sore from screaming at the Kings of Leon show the previous night. The Kid worries that CB is trying to take his job while he’s busy playing in a golf tournament for a great cause and you can help out by going to www.holtonsdriveforsids.com Mikey remembers girls he couldn’t close the deal with. Lucky for him Rebecca did all the deal-closing moves. Fake Disaster drills on Twitter lead to talk about the big 80’s made-for-TV movie “The Day After”. CB hits on all the sports stories pretty flawlessly even with the daunting WoS theme playing in the background. Two people who best represent average Americans speak out for us: Stephen Colbert and Lady GaGa. The cast compares modern fears to older fears and the bizarre lengths our parents went to for disciplining us. Tina Fey is above Facebook and Twitter which makes Mikey admit his insecure tweeting ability and praise LOB’s talent for tweets. Classic rock is what Tom Tom Girl is all about during Tom Tom Tunes. A good conversation takes place about public schools versus private schools at a kid’s young age. The topic jar asks about guilty pleasures and LOB loves the Jersey Shore, Mikey (big secret) loves Miley Cyrus and once again tries to play her music to prove his point but no one is buying. Wahoo! Got you all in check! CB tells about fishing for Wahoo and then what happens when eating them without being put on ice. LOB is accused of cheating during Radio Charades. Hanging unmentionables out to dry for all to see is debated. Rather than her song lyrics, Katy Perry’s spot on Sesame Street was pulled because of her eye popping cleavage. Bieber audio of the brat’s mad acting skillz are off da hook, dawg! Jay loves a “loose slot” but his remark goes unnoticed, so he follows it up with another creeper remark! Mikey tells about being in a coffin for 3 days as a radio stunt. I got me a bean bag it sits about twenty, so hurry up and bring your jukebox money! Love Sack, baby Love Sack! Turns out Madonna’s daughter is like, an annoying like, spoiled brat. Who would have thunk it?
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| 1. Zero by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 2. Bark At The Moon by Ozzy Osbourne |
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| 3. Tom Sawyer by Rush |
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| 4. I Need You by Alicia Keys |
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| 5. Got Nuffin by Spoon |
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| 6. Got Nuffin by Spoon |
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| 7. 1974 by Ryan Adams |
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| 8. Got Some by Pearl Jam |
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| 9. Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen |
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| 10. Story Of My Life by Social Distortion |
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| 11. Even Better Than The Real Thing by U2 |
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| 12. Dance by Ratt |
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| 13. Spoonman by Soundgarden |
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| 14. Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C. |
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| 15. Stone Temple Pilots by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 16. Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind |
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Thursday September 23, 2010
Vincent Jackson had his driver’s license revoked for DUI’s, no worries though; dude gets to spend the entire season on his couch as it is. There’s too many dips in the roads in San Diego and the potholes are pretty bad too! Callers are frustrated with A.J. Smith and the money grubbing players. A new show character, Woodsy’s tall, dark, and scary-voiced pal Lavar stops by to demand to play for the Chargers and then describes his typical breakfast. As the autumn leaves turn color, LOB’s hair turns blonde again. Lauren is upset about Blockbuster Video’s bankruptcy and Jay often rents movies he’s already seen. Mikey talks about his favorite nerd gadgets. Lady GaGa gives LOB meat suit advice and Obama wonders what day it is as his handlers whisper sweet nothings in his earpiece. Making the rounds for a movie nobody’s seen, Joaquin Phoenix explains his rapper prank to Letterman. Lavar tries to get LOB to go out with him and remains unchanged by her thwarting. M1 Copycat game pities the fools who don’t know Mr. T and Gilbert Gottfried when they hear them. Meat Suit time begins after the 7:30 break and the webcam is turned on for the first time in Studio M as Mikey nearly ruptures his hernia all over again watching poor Lauren drape herself in raw beef and pork! In less than five minutes of donning the meat suit there are several near pukings, Mikey laughing himself to death, and Woodsy avoiding Lauren to escape the smell! Realizing she can never make it through 4 breaks, Lauren bargains for a few BBs off the butt and Jay and Woods happily oblige. After the next break new American Idol judge Steven Tyler says do karaoke, not drugs! Does this mean Aerosmith will have a new Asian singer to belt out “Ruv in an Erovator”, “Lag Doll”, and Dleem On”?? Tipping etiquette is argued by the cast and Woodsy admits to exchanging a ten spot for a plush hotel robe. The peppy Pad Squad returns to the studio to promote the pennant race as the last home stand nears. Oksana turns her accent on Mikey and she accuses him of bugging her phone to record Mel Gibson. MMA black belt Matt Serra calls in to talk up his next fight. Lavar supervises LOB’s daily creeper calls and even gay guys want to date her! Movie Plot Hot potato sees Lauren giggling at Jay’s pronunciation and the caller finds himself in a win/win situation. 15 signs you’re just friends irritates Obese Mikey. Captain Buzzkill attacks The Kid for bagging that hotel robe.
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| 1. Notion by Kings Of Leon |
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| 2. D'Yer Mak'er by Led Zeppelin |
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| 3. Until It Sleeps by Metallica |
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| 4. Wild Side by Mötley Crüe |
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| 5. Heart Of Gold by Neil Young |
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| 6. Been A Son by Nirvana |
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| 7. Wonderwall by Oasis |
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| 8. Big Log by Robert Plant |
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| 9. I'm Comin' Home by Robert Earl Keen |
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| 10. Wild Horses by The Sundays |
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| 11. Stars by Switchfoot |
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| 12. New Fang by Them Crooked Vultures |
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| 13. Teenage Wristband by The Twilight Singers |
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| 14. Radioactive by Kings Of Leon |
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| 15. Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder |
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| 16. Give A Little Bit by Supertramp |
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Wednesday September 22, 2010
The first day of fall begins and a M1 calling all the way from sticky Florida tells her romantic story that reminds Mikey of how he met Rebecca. Mike recants the story that involves search engines, AOL, IM’s, and…Eddie Pappani? A former airline pilot-turned-surfer-office worker calls in to tell his tales. The bully bashing school bus dad apologizes. WoS has news on the Michael Vick/Kevin Kolb controversy in the city of brotherly love. Next is remembering cool toys we had as kids, except for Jay who only had rocks and sticks to play with. Joaquin Phoenix, no longer looking like a dude who doesn’t own a comb or a razor goes on the Tonight show where Jay leno calls out Letterman as cranky. This of course sets Leno up for some funny chin and Doritos retaliation jokes. 10 ways to catch a liar leads to role playing with good cop/bad cop LOB. Women’s intuition is foolproof, according to Lauren and a M1 who gets set up by his own son for a fall by googling “porn” he heard about on the Mikey Show! BB Gun Spelling Bee has LOB dancing her way out of punishments until she agrees to wear a meat suit for misspelled words. BBs fly and Lauren has to wear the meat suit for 4 breaks on Thursday! One of the biggest topics of the day is next; a 17 year old girl gets busted for her topless busts being on her phone at school. Her original infraction was looking at her phone during class, but the controversy comes when everyone from the Principal to that manly girls’ gym teacher with the anvil-thick legs sees the pictures by going through the girl’s phone. The Incorporator nearly loses it with the words “love stain”, especially when the lady on the phone makes him repeat it by saying “come again?” Woods wonders about the “gay” cooking store Mikey frequents. Mikey puts his peach preserves up against Woods’ Grape Smuckers and it must be jelly cuz jam don’t shake that way! Young Obese Mikey remembers being front and center for the debut of the delicious Whatchamacallit candy bar. Sienna calls in to recant her La Jolla Halloween tales and the XXL Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Mexican food myths get Woods back on his Tex-Mex kick and Mikey makes fun of it. Who was the genius to first start great kid’s playground rhymes? Who would the cast choose amongst themselves if they had to pick a roommate? 10 out of 10 male callers would choose LOB for some strange, didn’t- see-that-coming reason. Sienna calls back to pick Jay because she digs the older guys! Liza Minnelli is proof that transvestite impersonators equals successful entertainment career says Lauren!
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| 1. Scar Tissue by Red Hot Chili Peppers |
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| 2. The Song Remains The Same by Led Zeppelin |
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| 3. Everything Is Beautiful by Starfield |
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| 4. When Doves Cry by Prince |
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| 5. Take It On The Run by REO Speedwagon |
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| 6. Love My Way by The Psychedelic Furs |
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| 7. Who Knew by Pink |
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| 8. California Waiting by Kings Of Leon |
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| 9. Corduroy by Pearl Jam |
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| 10. Echo by Incubus |
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| 11. Hot Girls In Love by Loverboy |
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| 12. I Need a Lover by John Mellencamp |
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| 13. Losing My Religion by R.E.M. |
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| 14. Box Of Rain by Grateful Dead |
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| 15. Here Comes Your Man by Pixies |
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| 16. The Beautiful Letdown by Switchfoot |
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Tuesday September 21, 2010
The righteous grooves of Earth, Wind, and Fire are appreciated by the cast followed by a feel-good call about high school sweethearts. More questions about the old crew and station are asked by callers and you’ll have to listen to the podcasts for Mikey’s answers. When will Lindsay Lohan hit rock bottom and stop hitting rocks? Acid Lady may have messed up her own face but hey, she loves those greenbacks. Jay crams fingers in his nose, still admiring his lack of nose hairs. The panel discusses genetically altered food and animals along with “spray-on” clothing. Katy Perry tickles her some Elmo. Mikey and LOB do a funny daddy/daughter role play session. Poor Lauren cried at Fry’s thanks to a knuckle-dragging jerk’s mean comment to her and she recaps the story. Callers support LOB and tell about getting yelled at in line. Is it a San Diego thing? Mikey remembers being with his dad and confronted by the “bitter broad behind the wheel” lady in a parking lot and Rebecca calls in to tell about a clown referring to her as “Cell phone” while in line at the store. A M1 calls in worried that her “vibe guy” male roommate thinks they’re a couple now after a drunken slobberfest on the couch, but really, she’s just not that into him. Enquiring (female) minds want to know: is jock itch a bit? Eskimo Bluewaters furiously enters Studio M equipped with a new talent to add to her repertoire. EBW announces her trip to visit the “Mosque People” of NYC and her ode to them is played in hilarious “Ropera” style! Lady GaGa gabs on gays, and then goes postal as she begins to scream. Despite The Kid’s praises, Jay was bored with Boardwalk Empire. What “...for Dummies” books have you read? After several callers and the cast admit their Dummies books a Mormon caller reveals some little known knowledge. Woodsy tells his hilarious Mormon marijuana story. How did LOB get the missionaries off her doorstep? Perhaps the very word ‘missionary’ is a clue! M1 Veronica’s homemade cookies are still being enjoyed from Friday’s live studio. The Kid grumbles about having to do Sienna’s work again during New Releases. Laughs abound as Lauren mimics Liza Minnelli and Mikey orders up her rider from Costco. Hilary remembers the Mighty 690.
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| 1. Outlaw by The Cult |
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| 2. Got Me Wrong by Alice In Chains |
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| 3. Show Me How to Live by Audioslave |
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| 4. Rock & Roll Fantasy by Bad Company |
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| 5. Impossible by Anberlin |
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| 6. God Put A Smile Upon Your Face by Coldplay |
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| 7. China Girl by David Bowie |
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| 8. Southern Girl by Better Than Ezra |
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| 9. Moving In Stereo by The Cars |
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| 10. Under The Milky Way by The Church |
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| 11. God Only Knows by The Beach Boys |
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| 12. Come Together by The Beatles |
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| 13. Life Left To Go by Safetysuit |
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| 14. Midnight Rider by The Allman Brothers Band |
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| 15. Baby Please Don't Leave Me by Buddy Guy |
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| 16. Falling by LeBlanc & Carr |
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Monday September 20, 2010
Mikey was able to catch the Chargers game while in Vegas at the airport bar, then Mikey confirms to a caller asking about his former show that he never wanted to go down the “shock jock” road again. M1 Nubian Prince calls in to sweet talk LOB. Bromance shenanigans occurred with Woodsy and Mikey on the same flight to Vegas and what’s a wedding without drama? Woodsy recaps his wild bachelor party misadventures while Jay had his own “man versus wild” weekend nearly having his back give out while mountain biking. Woodsy accuses Peyton and Eli Manning of having “dumbface” expressions all the time as he recaps the two slack-jawed brothers going head to head the night before. The panel takes on snakes and awareness bracelets in schools. Besides bras, who supports boobies? President Obama deliberately omits the word “creator” from his speech and draws different reactions, which prompts the Prez himself to call from the Oval Office toilet and do voice impressions! NTT is played and perhaps a whirlwind of boozing in Vegas is weighing down a certain player’s mind? Lady GaGa sleep talks her way through a youtube political video and Sabrina stops in and claims to be insulted by Mikey for saying she sounds like GaGa. An email about a friend’s child getting hurt on their property and the child’s parent passively-aggressively making jokes about them paying the medical bills sparks an interesting conversation. Hoyle & Vinegar lay down their latest track from the station restroom! Tea Party princess Christine O’Donnell makes news saying she “dabbled” in witchcraft and Captain Buzzkill calls in defending Goth weirdos everywhere. Sarah Palin gives a humorous history lesson, don’tcha know? Things your friends get mad at you for include falling in love. Mikey is all about ho’s before bro’s (unless that bro is Woodsy). LOB admits her struggles with the slaying urge. The Kid recaps more of his Vegas weekend, complete with busloads of Elvis impersonators. Are homebodies lazy, boring, old, or all of the above? The father of a girl with cerebral palsy is captured on video confronting her school bullies with threats and this evokes an emotional reaction. Callers relate their bully stories. WoW doles out relationship advice to a love sick “just friend” and Lauren remembers some numbskull who wanted to only be friends with her when she wanted more. The conclusion is the guy who turned down LOB must have been gay. Mikey gives his thoughts on those Columbian Candy loving coke heads Paris and Lindsay.
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| 1. Mess of Me by Switchfoot |
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| 2. Save It For Later by The English Beat |
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| 3. Ring Of Fire by Social Distortion |
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| 4. The Seeker by The Who |
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| 5. Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds |
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| 6. Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy by Sammy Hagar |
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| 7. Highway Chile by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 8. I Turn My Camera On by Spoon |
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| 9. The Stake by Steve Miller Band |
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| 10. Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap |
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| 11. Outshined by Soundgarden |
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| 12. Seven Caged Tigers by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 13. Positive Bleeding by Urge Overkill |
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| 14. Fool In The Rain by Led Zeppelin |
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Week 33
Friday September 17, 2010
Today I gathered with the ‘magnificent seventeen’ M1s as the party atmosphere invaded the new studio. Mikey lets everyone in on what had only been buzzing around, that he almost had to take the day off and cancel the live studio because of his gall stone pain that landed him in the hospital Thursday evening. Mike’s Doctor (who sounds like a tech support agent for Dell computers) suggested blood work, an ultrasound, and more procedures involving needles and Mikey high-tailed it out of there despite the pain. Nitta, Mikey’s nanny was also in studio along with Rebecca and Jamie and she shoots him Hungarian daggers when he speaks in her accent. One look at Nitta and I knew why Mikey’s brother Steve wanted to flirt with her. Woodsy ran into some trouble on Facebook when he posted about the Chargers’ blackout this Sunday. M1’s give their reasons why blackouts are occurring with a consistent division championship team. Woodsy’s water cooler will give him a leg up on everyone. Along with the Acid Lady, Joaquin Phoenix’s new movie is a fake and Mikey wonders what they use for fake cocaine when they show actors snorting rails. WoS has an exclusive interview with M1 Winder who shot a hole in one on the golf course. Guess who’s playing the Superbowl halftime? Here’s a hint, when in doubt, just pee your pants! The Kid gets fired up about accusations against Derek “The Cheater” Jeter and a lively debate ensues with Jay and Mikey ganging up on him as Woods tries to explain the nature of being competitive. The E network’s new reality show where brides to be can win free trips under the knife for plastic surgery is compared to “The Swan” which LOB hated yet watched every episode. The Panel agrees Katy Perry should have taken the high road instead of humiliating some poor guy she went to high school with. Oprah’s not leaving TV exactly; just network TV, so a new hilarious parody song is played. Woodsy recaps his horrendous day and what happened to him when he took the wrong medication. After the hot potato game between Woods and Jay the winner gets to “split the uprights” with BB King! Food is brought in by Wahoo’s courtesy of www.catertoyousd.com. Check them out, they even brought in beer at 8am and it didn’t last long with this crowd! Mikey tries to understand why the NAACP wants to legalize pot, which leads to Lauren and Woods to share their experiences with the hippy lettuce. Bill Clinton “never inhaled” pot, but he speaks fondly of his squeaky clean new son-in-law. LOB recaps her baby niece not liking her. Luke is accused of being another baby misanthropist so he calls in to defend himself, beleaguer his old man, demand money for his bookie, and even involves me in his schemes! The trade up charity game comes to a great close as Mark from Maui makes it right. Mikey pulls out random questions from his “Box O’ Bits” and the laughs flow from one question to the next. The studio audience gets hysterical when Mikey has a body shot of booze explained to him. Tom Tom Girl gets sensitive about her dating scene before she begins an awesome game of Tom Tom Tunes. Woodsy has no interest in Mikey’s favorite new show, “Swamp People”. Despite the editor’s cap, Woodsy has a difficult time shuffling through the news. Boston accents come and go during audio of “The Town”. LOB tells about her worst drunken email. Woods anticipates losing lots of money as he prepares to head off to Vegas for the weekend.
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| 1. Love Spreads by The Stone Roses |
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| 2. Right Hand On My Heart by The Whigs |
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| 3. Panama by Van Halen |
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| 4. Cuts Like A Knife by Bryan Adams |
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| 5. Sister Havana by Urge Overkill |
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| 6. Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 7. Debonair by The Afghan Whigs |
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| 8. Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground by The White Stripes |
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| 9. Remedy by The Black Crowes |
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| 10. Wish You Were Here by Incubus |
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| 11. Beauty School by Deftones |
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| 12. Good Grief by Foo Fighters |
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| 13. Radiation Vibe by Fountains Of Wayne |
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| 14. Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) by Journey |
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| 15. Who Do You Love by George Thorogood |
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| 16. Think About You by Guns N' Roses |
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Thursday September 16, 2010
Mikey worries about his mustache still missing hairs from the previous day’s a-waxin’. The Jets need to take a sexual harassment class in the news and Chelsea’s Law takes down its first pervert in East County. The record Jeopardy winner might even be smarter than Alex Trebec and the cast gets young and restless with soap opera talk. A Nubian Prince calls in to try and tickle LOB’s fancy, followed by a M1 who says he got to live Mikey's dream of inspecting a freeway! Not texting and driving is a tough law for the cast to obey. Attention fellas, the new studio may be cold enough to cause shrinkage! A 6 year old girl getting voted off the cheerleading team for her parent’s complaint about the suggestive cheer chant is discussed. Mikey thinks Lauren would make a good contestant on Survivor even though she has never seen a single episode. Jay is all in and has even sent in audition tapes so Mike offers to help Jay put together a new one. OJ hides his Heisman and then laughs about it. The familiar Hall & Oates bass line fires us up for the long awaited return of The Incorporator! The Kid’s nerves are on high as Mikey attempts to dial up an auto mechanic. Captain Buzzkill calls in to claim his hatred for the Incorporator and compares it to civil unrest while breathing harder than a tornado. Mikey explains why people eating gross things on TV is right up his alley and LOB gets queasy when she learns what Belut is. Anyone for a whipped cow horn blood smoothie? As if Woods didn’t hate milk enough, he is now 100% out on it as Jay describes milk mucous. Poor sister Waverly, if Sienna is now second fiddle to Sage in Grandma’s eyes what will she get now, a nickel? Old Time Radio explores outdated speech patterns and Seany O’Boy gets fondly remembered. What’s the poorest you’ve ever been? Lauren recaps dropping an F Bomb on jerks during her comedy set. Sienna stops by with baby Sage and the room brightens! It doesn’t take long for Jay’s boob jokes. Woodsy begs Sienna to help him with the news. Lee Ann Rimes tries to explain her cheatin’ heart. Sienna hanging out throughout the remainder of the show makes everyone urge her to come back early, especially when the gang fires off jokes about weird jobs that pay well. Mikey has considered spray tanning. Hilary coos over Sage and Woodsy admits his fears about adopting a baby and suggests maybe he adopts an “18 year old Swedish girl” instead!
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| 1. All American Man by Kiss |
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| 2. Cat Scratch Fever by Pantera |
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| 3. Black Thumbnail by Kings Of Leon |
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| 4. Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin |
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| 5. Seek & Destroy by Metallica |
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| 6. Rockin Stroll by Lemonheads |
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| 7. Heard It In A Love Song by The Marshall Tucker Band |
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| 8. Girlfriend by Matthew Sweet |
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| 9. Aneurysm by Nirvana |
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| 10. I Melt With You by Modern English |
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| 11. There She Goes by The La's |
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| 12. A Place For My Head by Linkin Park |
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| 13. Straight Lines by Silverchair |
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| 14. Supersonic by Oasis |
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| 15. Love Is A Battlefield by Pat Benatar |
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| 16. The Tempest by Pendulum |
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Wednesday September 15, 2010
New Studio M is up and running and Mikey is like a kid on Christmas morning with all the bells and whistles at his command. Harold calls in again to make sure he’s the first M1 to serenade the new digs. Was the Acid Face girl all a hoax? Callers pour in to congratulate the cast and a chemist M1 even describes different types of acid and how they react to the skin. Oops, Oprah forgot to tell her 300 “lucky winners” who won a “free” trip Down Under that they have to foot the bill for all the taxes. Not only that, they have to pay for their own vegemite sandwiches. The 911 call of Tom Brady’s accident brings the laughs. To The Kid’s delight, Reggie Bush finally surrenders his Heisman trophy. Hey “Rel Ro Bee”, Lauren’s Japanese friend does not like her darker hair or Mikey’s height! To further bum out Mikey, the girls who will be waxing his nose hairs turn out to be very attractive. Garrett puts the kibosh on Woodsy riding the gas-powered Go-ped around the station. Foxy Latina sports reporter Ines Sainz and her Jets locker room sexual harassment story are next. Woodsy’s pedicurist calls in to her impressions of The Kid and his real estate façade. The stylist girls return and Mikey can’t help but notice the 21 year-olds wedding ring. Woods gets the treatment first as the innuendos fly then Mikey’s mustache is nearly ripped off to form a “Mexican Hitler”. The nose hairs are removed by the bushel, enough to fill a pillow case and make LOB want to retch. Jay prefers to get his ears done while not wearing pants! News story about a closet cowboy gynecologist who “branded” a woman’s uterus is next. Jamie Lee Curtis gets filleted by Jay Leno for promoting “diarrhea yogurt”. M1 Noah-lot returns to recap the Padres’ moves and gives Woodsy pointers. Is Woods now a pro ball player? Bombshell McGee got tossed on her tattooed butt from the VMAs for her Nazi ink. Bark Maumann was checking out Rebecca’s tush to Mike’s dismay but Woodsy says his buddy can scope out Jamie all he wants. This leads to a big talk about our (men’s) wandering creeping eyes and even Jamie calls in with her opinion. Callers and creepers compare mirror moves and LOB admits she practices “being sad” in the mirror. Mikey and Woods practice “looking tough”. The Shaker Weight infomercial gets ripped on, especially the meathead actor who loves getting his shake on. Ahh Dairy Queen, I present to you my belly, your highness! Obama’s goofs and gaffs all over himself as he attempts to read his speech while his “handlers” feed him earpiece info. Mikey watched Hilary’s recommended documentary about noodling and Woodsy gets upset he wasn’t invited.
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| 1. Dare You To Move by Switchfoot |
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| 2. Best Of Both Worlds by Van Halen |
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| 3. Beautiful Day by U2 |
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| 4. Radioactive by Kings of Leon |
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| 5. The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars |
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| 6. 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 7. Working Man by Rush |
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| 8. Wanted Man by Ratt |
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| 9. Glide by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 10. Night Train by Guns N' Roses |
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| 11. Dreams by Fleetwood Mac |
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| 12. Hearts Of The Innocent by Kutless |
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| 13. Nothin' On You by B.o.B. |
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| 14. Paper Planes by M.I.A. |
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| 15. The Pretender by Foo Fighters |
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| 16. Love Removal Machine by The Cult |
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Tuesday September 14, 2010
The last day in the original studio finds Mikey annoyed by his “girdle”, which gets Jay’s creepy attention. Fantasy football smack talk follows. M1 Paparazzi calls in bemoaning about a roommate who wastes water so nobody hears her ralphing. This makes Mikey remember his floor fan roommate brew-ha-ha. How ‘bout them Chargers?! What does the husband do while his wife is off kayaking from Seattle to Ocean Beach? WoS recaps the MNF games and Norv Turner worries about the power lines crackling overhead during his press conference. Mikey’s Hungarian nanny is not hungry for pork chops and has to be told that she is talked about on the air. The Panel wonders what’s up with a hippity hoppity Joaquin Phoenix. Ben Affleck’s new movie has some cool masks that even impress the geezer bandit. Oprah vows to take her entire audience with her to Australia courtesy of John Travolta airlines. M1 copycat game is debuted, and the voices vex the callers. Obama does a deal Mikey actually likes. A crazy sports dad who uses a bb gun to motivate his son draws criticism. Despite all his attempts to keep it quiet, Woods is forced to admit he went and had a pedicure over the weekend. The Kid lied to the girl working on his feet about what he does for a living and LOB can relate as she recaps her bikini wax ordeal. Callers support Woods and even Frankie chimes in. Proving funny stories never get old, Mike talks about his nude massage with the 6 foot five redheaded dude with red eyebrows! Once again, the topic of breast feeding draws out a creeper remark from jay. A text about a husband arguing with his wife about being vocal and obnoxious at his kid’s football games is debated and Coach Jay imparts his wisdom and experiences with “Angry Dad”. LOB is not down with John Mayer like Mikey and Woods are. Mikey explains why he deleted his personal Facebook page. Audio of religion hater Bill Maher from the Tonight Show has the comedian/political pundit saying he’s against all religious buildings, not just the Ground Zero Mosque. This delves into a theological discussion from Mikey and an interesting phone call. Woods worries about offending people as Mike reads the official Politically Correct letter on the banning of the term “Oriental”. Of Course after the next break we are treated to Asian Journey’s great lyrics “loses never fade, slender my ruv”! Captain Buzzkill blasts Mikey about sermons on the air and Asian jokes. During New Releases LOB argues with Mikey about their music tastes. Leave it to Weezer and Robert Plant to save us from all the wimpy New Releases!
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Monday September 13, 2010
M1 Harold mistakenly thinks the gang is already in new Studio M and gets teased about it when he calls in. Woodsy takes the M1s on M1Site to task for pitiful posting numbers. Football season is underway and the water cooler and Monday morning quarterbacking begins as Woodsy tells it like it is regarding the dog butcher Michael Vick. The Plea Bargainer…I mean the Play Maker, Michael Irvin stops by to defend his troubled past. Ga Ga’s tries to “raise awareness” at the VMA’s by strutting around in a meat suit but all it reminded me to do was take the tenderloin out of the freezer. LOB found herself sleepless in San Diego the night before and then was convinced she saw Jesus (or perhaps George Harrison circa the Abbey Road album) appear on her shower wall! A “Where’s Waldo” session ensues as she tries to point Him out in the picture to the guys. WoS has more news on the Padres problems and the Tipsy Crow’s new ace on the mound. Mikey likes smelling like the top O’ the mornin’ with Irish Spring soap. A Chinese woman sues a movie theater for too many commercials. Mikey mentions the 28 hour show will return although it has to be re-named. The ‘Trade-Up’ game for Rady’s Children’s Hospital begins. LOB went to a yoga class and drew the burning eyes of an old creeper; then again the poor guy was blind! When not being ‘stared at’ by Mr. Magoo Lauren’s seeing things in her shower, and the boys laugh it up at her expense without Sienna there to help her. Mikey’s latest “celebrity” crush gets him in hilarious hot water. Who wins this weeks movie themed Name That Tune? LOB makes Woods and Mike’s jaws drop when she tells about her role as a lesbian teenager in a music video and Mikey marvels at Lauren’s diverse work history. New game Mexican Roulette is debuted. Should wrong answers earn Woods and Mikey a visit from BB King? Stuff dudes would do if women didn’t exist imagines a smelly, rude, and unattractive world. What body parts or areas would the Mikey Show cast members liposuction if they could? Deep-fried margaritas appeal to fat alcoholics everywhere. An email about marrying into family matters is discussed and the gang talk about family members calling dibs on stuff before a will is even drawn up. A M1 calls in to tell how he was swindled out of a family-owned beach house. Obese Mikey sings Def Leppard to his burrito supreme! The yappers on The View agree fat dudes make better lovers than fit guys. Reasons guys don’t call a girl back after a date makes LOB nervous. Mikey and Woods analyze dating Lauren and a funny role playing session starts! After the 9:30 break its Woodsy’s turn to role play with LOB and the two sharp tongued talkers draw a stand-off. Things employers can’t ask prospective employees follows.
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| 1. Back in Black by AC/DC |
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| 2. Miss Murder by AFI |
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| 3. What The Hell Have I? by Alice In Chains |
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| 4. King Contrary Man by The Cult |
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| 5. Jealous Again by The Black Crowes |
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| 6. The Other One by The Color Red |
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| 7. Just What I Needed by The Cars |
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| 8. Like a Stone by Audioslave |
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| 9. Drive My Car by The Beatles |
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| 10. Breakfast In America by Supertramp |
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| 11. Hard Sun by Eddie Vedder |
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| 12. Hysteria by Def Leppard |
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| 13. Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys |
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| 14. Clocks by Coldplay |
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| 15. Roadhouse Blues by The Doors |
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| 16. Same Old Song And Dance by Aerosmith |
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Week 32
Friday September 9, 2010
Mike and Woods aren’t down with hiking and LOB tries to explain the appeal of the great activity. Camping means eating, sleeping, and wireless connections as far as Mike’s concerned, despite Jay and Lauren’s efforts to convince him otherwise. The Kid can’t stand political commercials and voting for clowns he doesn’t know. Taylor Swift is growing up fast and Mikey plays her folksy national anthem from New Orleans. Dave Matthews, fresh from his previous night’s performance singing Talking Heads songs comes by to talk about showing off his junk on Bourbon street and explains blunt rolling to Mikey. WoS recaps the NFL opening night starring grandpa Favre and the ugly outing by the Friars against the rival Giants at Petco. Rex Ryan, the biggest blowhard coach in the NFL, says he wants to smash Ray Lewis even though the only time Ray Lewis gets smashed is when he drinks heavily. Little Jake and Jay’s wife Kim shared a birthday with different results. Kim got mad at Jay for dropping her in choppy waters on a paddle board and Jake took his king for a day role so far he tried to usurp King Cubby. Cute UT reporter Annie Heilbrunn comes by the studio to talk about what it’s like to be a football correspondent and report on the Chargers. The panel talks about video games depicting shooting U.S. soldiers and a caller defines democracy. Woodsy treads into a Burger King and tries to have it his way while Mikey urges him to flirt with the male cashier! Will Mikey’s brother Steve need to be reminded not to flirt with his new nanny? Sarah Palin returns to talk up her reality show. Tom Tom Tunes stumps a couple contestants until a local band’s song is recited. Who wears the pants in the Esparza household; do we really need to ask? Rebecca calls in and begins her call with a long sigh as she tells her rendition of Mikey’s attempts to watch football and Swamp People. During her call, Luke joins in to pile on his dad! That Pyro Pastor lists his demands (sound familiar) of what it would take to get him to not set flame to the Quran and Obama reacts to the whole situation. M1’s bring Mikey a royal cape that he proudly wears in the studio and Hoyle pronounces the days of the week, Southern style. “Freaky” Phil Davidson’s viral audio is laughed at as the gang wonders why this guy hasn’t been fitted for a straight jacket yet. An email about a “Mr. Right” who just happens to be 35 and living with his parents is next. Mikey and Woods revisit their own relationship red flags (bump, bump). Thomas Yearsly, a guy who got hit by a freight train while unsuccessfully trying to save his dog’s life comes in and talks about his intense experience. Woods has had all he can stand and can’t stand no more from lackadaisical Padre fans not attending games even in the middle of a pennant race. This gets into a passionate argument as The Kid implores fans to get their butts into Petco seats this weekend. Why should I go to a Padres game when I can watch The Tipsy Crows for free? Mikey will be “Belly Up” and sawing logs while Lauren takes the stage on Tuesday the 14th. Mike’s testimony touches on his trying times since last year through today.
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| 1. The Sound [John M. Perkins' Blues] by Switchfoot |
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| 2.Superhero by Jane's Addiction |
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| 3. Can't You Hear Me Knocking by The Rolling Stones |
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| 4. Feel The Pain by Dinosaur Jr |
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| 5. Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas |
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| 6. Fireflies by Rhett Miller |
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| 7. All The Small Things by blink-182 |
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| 8. Plowed by Sponge |
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| 9. Outshined by Soundgarden |
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| 10. Dance by Ratt |
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| 11. Every You Every Me by Placebo |
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| 12. Superstition by Stevie Wonder |
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| 13. In The Meantime by Spacehog |
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| 14. Animal by Neon Trees |
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| 15. 29 Palms by Robert Plant |
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| 16. Golden Boy by Greg Dulli |
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Thursday September 9, 2010
NFL fever is in the air…catch it! Jay doesn’t care for watching football but he’s all about cheerleader watching. Ah, there’s nothing like Fantasy Football; the make-believe addictive game for adults. Two fishermen in the Bahamas hooked a tiger shark and found whole human remains inside it! Facebook addicts try and deal with their crutch. Another creep in a van nearly got a hold of a girl jogging alone in East County. Maya Angelou audio is played about her experience with Tupac Shakur. Mikey recaps his dinner with Woodsy and the wives while being served by a waiter named “Dong”. WoS has breaking news about Tom Brady involved in a car wreck that required the Jaws of Life. The panel talks about Britany Spears’ ex-bodyguard claiming sexual harassment and China’s idea of birth control. More audio of the Tupac documentary featuring his song for Mike Tyson’s arena entrance is played. Old Time Radio gets right to the nitty gritty of suspenseful storytelling, all after a word from Kellogg’s Powdery Puffballs! Mikey, Woods, and LOB give their NFL division winner predictions. An email about a bitter mom trying to get her kids to forget about their father draws an interesting conversation. This leads to more callers opining after the 7:30 break and Mikey admitting his shortcomings as a father and how he plans to teach his sons’ life’s lessons. ‘Don’t Fear the’ MIDI Madness, just ‘Relax’. Joe Montana rains on “Rudy’s” parade, telling us the feel-good movie is mostly sentimental bullflop. Senor Beans is not happy with his Papi reporting on all his pee pee infractions. Mike interviews Leonard Padilla the worlds greatest bounty hunter and he tells about his latest hunt for a gypsy on the lam (did he look in Ocean Beach?) along with his most harrowing moments on the job. Morrissey calls Chinese people “Sub-humans” for their treatment of animals and a hilarious crooning session erupts from the alternative rocker! Captain Buzzkill expresses his anger for the “Latino Nation” for allowing Woods to make fun of Morrissey. Name that celebrity singer is next and Jay claims Katy Perry is not that hot in person. News about a woman who faked having cancer to get a free dream wedding prompts a Mikey/LOB role play. Rebecca calls in to defend her lawyer-like questioning tactics and Lauren admits she has ESP. Urban toilet myths introduce public bathroom protocol. Mikey recaps his hysterical hospital catheter inserted by an attractive young nurse. The Kid bags on The Boss and the Chicken Rap closes out the show.
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| 1. Mountain Song by Jane's Addiction |
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| 2. It Ain't Like That by Alice In Chains |
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| 3. Rocket Queen by Guns N' Roses |
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| 4. My Kinda Lover by Billy Squier |
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| 5. California Love by 2Pac |
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| 6. Wiser Time by The Black Crowes |
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| 7. Heart Of Soul by The Cult |
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| 8. Fly Me Courageous by Drivin' N' Cryin' |
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| 9. Shadow On The Sun by Audioslave |
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| 10. My Hero by Foo Fighters |
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| 11. Black Metallic by Catherine Wheel |
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| 12. Peace Frog by The Doors |
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| 13. Since You're In Love by Jesse Malin |
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| 14.Heartless by Kanye West |
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| 15. Teenage Dream by Katy Perry |
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| 16. When The Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin |
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| 17. Cinnamon Girl by Neil Young |
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Wednesday September 8, 2010
Woodsy is a car salesman’s dream, especially if he’s hungry! Old age hair growth in unsightly places somehow leads to talk about attractive old Hollywood actresses then takes a turn for geriatric tennis stars! Weathergirl Sabrina prepares her wardrobe for a visit to hurricane Hercrimony, Her-my-mee, Her-Heiny or however the heck you pronounce it. What do you do with a dead killer whale? Jet Blue flight attendant is back in the news with the sad facts of his life coming into light. Pop music culture’s effect on youth sparks a big discussion on music and the cast’s own personal stories with innuendo and catchy melodies. WoS has to report on a fake report from the day before. What do you get when you blend NFL receiver TJ Houshmanzadeh with a Billy Joel song? You get a belly laugh, that’s what! The crazy Quran burning pastor tries to explain his actions and a Tea Party M1 brings out a playful Sarah Palin. More M1s call in on the Quran burning topic and call each other idiots. ‘Idiot’ is such a strong word. Try ‘imbecile’ M1s, it’s much nicer. Oh snap, LOB consumes sugar! Rebecca prepared “salad sandwiches” at home while Mikey scavenged the fridge for meat. Menudo confuses Mikey’s new nanny whose straight outta Budapest. “Sienna” calls in and the gold bricks drop faster than the octaves in her voice until the real Sienna calls in to set the record straight! Jay just can’t resist a boob joke when hears Sienna describe baby Sage’s voracious appetite. Sabrina calls in live from the hurricane as the wind and “flying Debras” threaten to topple her petite frame. Wyclef Jean just can’t sit quiet when Sean Penn badmouths him so he mocks the politically active actor in what else? A song about Penn loving cocaine. This gets Mikey talking seriously about the drama and lies spread about him over the last eight months and Woods opens up with his heavy emotions about biting his tongue against haters. Mike tells some personal stories about the type of person he was before he met Rebecca and his struggles with what happened at his former station in December 2009. Strangely coincidental at this time a fellow calling himself M1 Steve calls in which you won’t find on the podcast for valid reasons, but lets just say it was a call bound to create a lot of hub-bub, bub. After the 8:30 break Mikey interviews college payment strategy whiz Zac Bissonnette and Lauren falls in love with him or at least in lust with him. The Kid wouldn’t mind wearing Shape-up shoes and cut-off jean shorts to the mall if Mikey did it with him. Hey, here comes the Rooster (on LOB’s ankle)! Proper Orangutan pronunciation begins a huge debate including Tom Tom Girl and “Tang Expert” Jay! Mike Tyson explains how he lost all his dough in wild animal purchases. The sugar begins to take effect as LOB has blonde moment while brunette about Jerry Lewis. She follows by saying Corey Taylor (slipknot/Stone Sour) sounds just like Dave Grohl! To Mikey’s delight, Hilary explains the sport of ‘Noodling’.
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| 1. Zero by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 2. Bound For The Floor by Local H |
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| 3. Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind |
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| 4. Everyman And Woman Is A Star by The Cult |
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| 5. Fire by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 6. Joker And The Thief by Wolfmother |
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| 7. Sex On Fire by Kings Of Leon |
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| 8. Tahitian Moon by Porno For Pyros |
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| 9. In My Place by Coldplay |
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| 10. Space Age Love Song by A Flock of Seagulls |
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| 11. In Hiding by Pearl Jam |
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| 12. Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World |
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| 13. Grey Cell Green by Ned's Atomic Dustbin |
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| 14. Permanent by Acceptance |
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| 15. In Between Days by The Cure |
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| 16. Why I Am by Dave Matthews Band |
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Tuesday September 7, 2010
After a long and much needed break the gang (minus Sienna whose still on maternity leave with baby Sage) returns and Mikey explains how his surgery went. The more things change (Mikey’s guts are safe, LOB’s hair is no longer blonde) the more they stay the same (Jay went on a series of outdoor adventures and Woodsy laid around the house). M1s call in to welcome the gang back and even The Padres 10 game losing streak is a certified result of what happens when there’s no Mikey Show in San Diego. Tom Tom Girl’s circuits need some fine tuning after the break. The panel ponders imminent domain and low-carb diets. Man vs. Food might as well be Man vs. Mordor according to The Kid. Michael Jackson’s dad defends spanking young Michael to keep him out of gangs and MJ himself explains his dye fetish, comparing his hair to LOB’s newly darkened strands. “Sienna” calls in with “Sage” and sisters “Waverly & Avalon” in tow. A M1’s son is a rebel without a coin who wants a motorcycle, tattoos, and piercings. Jay argues for the ink and a debate on house rules and mooching kids over who are over the age of eighteen ensues. Hoyle and Vinegar returns live from the Team Woods household! Mikey breaks down our current culture of entitlement thanks to scumbag Jesse James. George Thorogood may have been ‘born to be bad’ but what about the rest of us? Hey, grow up Pete Pumpkinhead! Woods interviews a sign spinner spun out with injuries and the gang explores the intricate and complex details of a sign spinner’s daily life. An email about a gateway to cheating and bogus excuses gets the callers fired up. Luke calls in trolling for dates. Hilarious ground breaking rap audio about chicken addiction is jammed next but evokes the ire of Captain Buzzkill! Dave Matthews is upset he can’t bring his drug paraphernalia on flights and sings about the Emmy Awards. Mikey’s DVR battles at home have funny results and Sarah Palin will make you laugh when she comes by to talk about her promiscuous daughter. Kanye West’s latest trippy tweets try to tame Taylor’s turmoil. Joaquin Phoenix’s latest movie has the industry buzzing, but then again we’re talking about an industry that gets high just about every waking hour. Hilary welcomes Lauren to the brunette club.
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| 1. My Own Summer [Shove It] by Deftones |
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| 2. How Come by D12 |
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| 3. I Stand Alone by Godsmack |
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| 4. 4. In The Clouds by The Cult |
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| 5. Wicked Garden by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 6. Pretty Noose by Soundgarden |
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| 7. In My Head by Queens Of The Stone Age |
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| 8. Rearviewmirror by Pearl Jam |
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| 9. The Red by Chevelle |
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| 10. Your Love Is A Song by Switchfoot |
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| 11. Thunder Kiss '65 by White Zombie |
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| 12. Attack by 30 Seconds To Mars |
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| 13. Gasoline by Audioslave |
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| 14. Best Of You by Foo Fighters |
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| 15. Dirty Little Thing by Velvet Revolver |
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Monday September 6, 2010
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Friday August 27, 2010
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Monday August 23, 2010
Mikey is worried about his grammar during introductions. The Kid claims he’s “a wreck” trying to gather all of Sienna’s news and notes together. The egg recall is getting out of hand, egging on more cases of salmonella to come forward. LOB’s sunscreen dilemma from the weekend sees her skin looking like pralines and cream. Funny audio of Ukrainian singers belting out AC/DC begins the 6:30 segment. Feel like squirming? Listen to Mike explain his hernia intestines hanging loose and inviting the cast to touch them. Mikey might as well say he doesn’t like Christmas when he admits he doesn’t care for pizza. Little Jake had his dinner date with the older girl of his dreams. Phillip Rivers explains why he sacrificed his body to make a preseason touchdown saving tackle on WoS. The panel discusses a 10 month old humongous baby and a dude addicted to video games that is (what else?) suing the video game company. Jay’s recap leads to men and women trolling for job recommendations after being fired. M1 Megan calls in with controversial opinions that draw even more callers. Audio of Bill O’Reilly blasting Justin Beiber’s photo shoot with Kim Kardashian brings up an interesting double standard. Hoyle introduces his shy Aboriginal friend whose name I can’t begin to guess at spelling correctly. The quiet man in the loincloth says a lot without saying a word. NNT focuses on Asian cover bands which lead to a surprisingly close game that goes down to the wire. Woodsy hides as far back as his headphones cord allows when Mikey attempts to down a raw egg. Did Mikey keep it down? Jay has no problem shucking that yolk as if it was an oyster! Frankie makes his long-awaited return from his trip to tanning college and MC Mel Dog claims the two are now friends with benefits. Frankie explains the art of spray-tanning and a M1 calls in to claim her “man” is addicted to tanning. Porn peddlers are climbing all over each other vying for the sex tape of Spencer and Heidi from MTV’s The Hills. WoW makes Mikey wonder if he can hit a baseball (or softball) and also gives advice on surviving a beating for a wife. A jilted M1 who was cheated on calls in for advice. Lauren recaps her On-Star commercial experience. Mikey describes his upcoming humanitarian trip to Haiti. What things have you bought from TV? Woodsy ordered up some Girls Gone Wild and Mikey has a harder time thinking of stuff he didn’t buy from TV. A Bow Flex bummer dude calls in. Woods recaps his ice cream store visit and the “smelling horse” chick. This opens a debate on spoken grammar with (an apparently still sober) LOB saying “I’m done my beer”! Sienna calls in! She’s been listening and says it feels weird but all can agree it’s great to hear her voice. Mike’s hernia operation makes this a short week and the beginning of some time off for the crew.
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| 1. Bound For The Floor by Local H |
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| 2. Back in Black by AC/DC |
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| 3. Lickin' by The Black Crowes |
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| 4. Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult |
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| 5. Electric Feel by MGMT |
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| 6. Fire Woman by The Cult |
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| 7. Check My Brain by Alice In Chains |
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| 8. Laredo by Band of Horses |
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| 9. Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear |
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| 10. Dancing Days by Led Zeppelin |
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| 11. Around The Fur by Deftones |
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| 12. Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 13. Bye Bye Love by The Cars |
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| 14. Roots In Stereo by P.O.D. |
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Week 29
Friday August 20, 2010
Sienna’s last day before maternity leave has her dad (the wrinkleless Keith Richards) as part of the studio audience. The rest of the cast dons fake pregnant bellies manufactured by Jay along with maternity dresses! Webcam hilarity ensues as low-hanging bellies crash into each other, tables, and volume buttons. Bad back and all, Lauren takes one for the team even though she really shouldn’t have to wear one. News Stories are tough to take seriously with three men in dresses but Sienna’s the consummate professional. It doesn’t take long for Mikey to admit he was wrong about calling pregnancy non-complainers a “bit”. LOB recaps being asked by two different women if she was preggo but at least her mood was lifted when she went to the Apple store. After his hospital ordeal, a delighted K-Cubby has a happy meal of his own as Rebecca sets up his Mickey D’s feast on his lap for the car ride home! Write this down; “it’s just a little prick” says Sienna. There goes Woods’ hero, he’s not ordinary; he’s a grand jury liar. WoS reports on The Rocket’s legal troubles with lying about steroids. Next up Woodsy heads to a cleaners shop with Mikey feeding him lines in his Bluetooth where the customer definitely does not come first. Maybe next time flaunt a wad of cash to get some service? Awkward audio of Jen Aniston is played. Tom Tom Tunes is a lot less difficult when she says the song title while reciting the lyrics. Audio of Antonio Cromartie going through his filing cabinet to put names to all his kids is next. Jay presents a teary-eyed Sienna with a cake and then our favorite redhead announces her baby’s name; it’s Sage! The gang heaps praises on Si and Mikey plays a special song in her honor before the break. Urban Survivor finds himself in the desolate wastelands of Blockbuster Video battling lackluster store clerks. The cast remembers going back to school and getting their supplies like Trapper Keepers and Pee-Chee folders. Movie plot hot potato sees the tater flying like never before. Captain Buzzkill calls out Woodsy’s driving violations. New running ‘shoes’ that give all your little piggies their own private Idaho are made fun of. Sienna gives tips on how to break off friendships which leads to a LOB roast for her (allegedly) lack of participation in extracurricular activities outside of work. All in all, when it comes to ending a friendship, it’s NOT better to burn out than to fade away. Topper flirts with Lauren and reminds everyone what his pierced tongue is used for. Tattoo is looking forward to performing on the Independence Jam’s “short” stage! Name that celebrity singing is kicked off with Christopher Walken reading Lady Ga Ga. The world’s poorest and proud of it man makes Woods want to fight him. As rare as a full lunar eclipse, M1 Podcast calls in live on the air, but it turns out he’s still stuck in the late spring of 2010. We’ll miss you Sienna!
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Thursday August 19, 2010
The word of the day shouldn’t have any trouble being mentioned by Mikey. Woods has no problem paying extra for an airline coach seat if it means first dibs at baggage storage. Facebook’s latest tinkering brings out an excited Jame Gum stalking Woodsy in a market isle! Sienna has changed her mind about bullfights after reading the latest gross tragedy to happen in Spain with a bull jumping in the stands. With his hemp robe wide open, Dave Matthews strolls in the studio during news of the green algae problem at the beach and he claims it’s his fault. Dave then plays his ode to “Bilbo” the great white shark. Don’t call it a comeback; Brett Favre’s been doing it for years! Big Mac met with AJ Smith, WoS reports, which is better than nothing so far. The panel grumbles about grilled chicken at KFC and news reporters horsing around and flipping the bird on live TV. Captain Buzzkill (who I think sounds a lot like Andy Rooney with a breathing problem) calls in to demand Mikey be fired. Julia Roberts becomes a pretty irritated woman during a Japanese interview. Audio of the British burglar who got his big arse stuck in a woman’s window frame will make you spit out your tea and crumpets! Sienna gets some much deserved love for all she does for the show. Mikey’s remark about a woman’s lack of pregnancy complaints being a “bit” gets the entire cast agree to wear sympathy bellies the next day. Like a vampire, Eskimo Bluewaters will not enter until she is invited in. Mikey plays audio of EBW’s awesome rendition of Hilary’s Concert Calendar! One of the reasons Woods wants to adopt a boy is because his buddy’s 8th grade daughter wants a bikini wax, and this leads to a big discussion. The girls don’t understand why we guys don’t want to hear about the internal goings on of female body parts. A M1 calls in explaining how she deals with her unwanted body hair. Hoyle returns in full auto-tune with audio from his bathroom recording studio and gives new meaning to the word scat! Jay realizes they can’t all be zingers when his brothel joke draws dead air AND crickets. Strange combinations abound during homemade sickness remedies. Luke calls in wanting a tattoo or ten, just like papa. The gang thinks back on toys they wanted as kids but never received along with knock-off toys and hand-me-downs. Mikey reveals his He-Man rite of passage and wearing his mom’s homemade “OP” shorts. Ahh Kenny Loggins, can he do no wrong? “Jeggings”, a new fashion trend for girls gets into an inflated argument over women’s sizes and shapes and I‘m not even gonna go there, girl. Just listen to the podcast as Mike and Woods continue to dig their hole deeper. Good ol’ M1 Winder calls in wondering if he should get his tramp stamp removed since the gang talks about it nearly everyday. Perhaps it’s not such a bad idea, especially if a certain rooster and flaming softball joins him for the painful procedure!
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| 1. Limelight by Rush |
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| 2. Breath by Pearl Jam |
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| 3. To Be Young by Ryan Adams |
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| 4. Hey Ya! by OutKast |
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| 5. Wasted Years by Iron Maiden |
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| 6. Not Enough Time by INXS |
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| 7. Man In Black by Johnny Cash |
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| 8. The Sound (Live on the Mikey Show) by Switchfoot |
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| 9. Separate Ways by Journey |
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| 10. Misty Mountain Hop by Led Zeppelin |
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| 11. Gimme Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd |
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| 12. Lyla by Oasis |
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| 13. Over My Head by Starfield |
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| 14. I'm Free by Kenny Loggins |
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| 15. Until It Sleeps by Metallica |
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| 16. Take It On The Run by REO Speedwagon |
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Thursday August 19, 2010
The word of the day shouldn’t have any trouble being mentioned by Mikey. Woods has no problem paying extra for an airline coach seat if it means first dibs at baggage storage. Facebook’s latest tinkering brings out an excited Jame Gum stalking Woodsy in a market isle! Sienna has changed her mind about bullfights after reading the latest gross tragedy to happen in Spain with a bull jumping in the stands. With his hemp robe wide open, Dave Matthews strolls in the studio during news of the green algae problem at the beach and he claims it’s his fault. Dave then plays his ode to “Bilbo” the great white shark. Don’t call it a comeback; Brett Favre’s been doing it for years! Big Mac met with AJ Smith, WoS reports, which is better than nothing so far. The panel grumbles about grilled chicken at KFC and news reporters horsing around and flipping the bird on live TV. Captain Buzzkill (who I think sounds a lot like Andy Rooney with a breathing problem) calls in to demand Mikey be fired. Julia Roberts becomes a pretty irritated woman during a Japanese interview. Audio of the British burglar who got his big arse stuck in a woman’s window frame will make you spit out your tea and crumpets! Sienna gets some much deserved love for all she does for the show. Mikey’s remark about a woman’s lack of pregnancy complaints being a “bit” gets the entire cast agree to wear sympathy bellies the next day. Like a vampire, Eskimo Bluewaters will not enter until she is invited in. Mikey plays audio of EBW’s awesome rendition of Hilary’s Concert Calendar! One of the reasons Woods wants to adopt a boy is because his buddy’s 8th grade daughter wants a bikini wax, and this leads to a big discussion. The girls don’t understand why we guys don’t want to hear about the internal goings on of female body parts. A M1 calls in explaining how she deals with her unwanted body hair. Hoyle returns in full auto-tune with audio from his bathroom recording studio and gives new meaning to the word scat! Jay realizes they can’t all be zingers when his brothel joke draws dead air AND crickets. Strange combinations abound during homemade sickness remedies. Luke calls in wanting a tattoo or ten, just like papa. The gang thinks back on toys they wanted as kids but never received along with knock-off toys and hand-me-downs. Mikey reveals his He-Man rite of passage and wearing his mom’s homemade “OP” shorts. Ahh Kenny Loggins, can he do no wrong? “Jeggings”, a new fashion trend for girls gets into an inflated argument over women’s sizes and shapes and I‘m not even gonna go there, girl. Just listen to the podcast as Mike and Woods continue to dig their hole deeper. Good ol’ M1 Winder calls in wondering if he should get his tramp stamp removed since the gang talks about it nearly everyday. Perhaps it’s not such a bad idea, especially if a certain rooster and flaming softball joins him for the painful procedure!
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| 1. Limelight by Rush |
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| 2. Breath by Pearl Jam |
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| 3. To Be Young by Ryan Adams |
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| 4. Hey Ya! by OutKast |
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| 5. Wasted Years by Iron Maiden |
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| 6. Not Enough Time by INXS |
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| 7. Man In Black by Johnny Cash |
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| 8. The Sound (Live on the Mikey Show) by Switchfoot |
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| 9. Separate Ways by Journey |
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| 10. Misty Mountain Hop by Led Zeppelin |
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| 11. Gimme Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd |
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| 12. Lyla by Oasis |
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| 13. Over My Head by Starfield |
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| 14. I'm Free by Kenny Loggins |
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| 15. Until It Sleeps by Metallica |
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| 16. Take It On The Run by REO Speedwagon |
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Tuesday August 17, 2010
Two years later, Prop 8 is back in the news and still stirring up controversy. Ever seen grown men holding hands? Woodsy has, and it still makes him giggle. A huge Great White shark was spotted off the coast by a kayaker and the panic sets in! EH-Hah! A M1 requests LOB slams some sugar and says her laugh is like phone sex (which implies he must know a thing or two about phone sex, a phone sex connoisseur, if you will) and of course the pervert alert alarm is sounded. Hoyle immediately blames Lauren for putting out “subconscious intercourse” vibes on the air! Mel Gibson wrecked himself before checking himself again, this time while sober and nice to the police as he walked away from his totaled car. Hilarious police audio of chasing a naked man on a motorcycle is next. Jay rough talked a hawk that flew into his neighbor’s pad and saved the day. WoS recaps Eli Manning’s pinball imitation on MNF that left him with a cracked melon. Don’t worry Giants fans; he’ll still be able to lick Oreo’s like nobody’s business. The Padres, despite the best record in the NL, are still the Rodney Dangerfield of baseball. The panel talks about reality show straw graspers and the best burger in America which you need to listen to in order to hear Lauren ask “you’ve never had five guys?” Funny English accents abound after audio of a British amnesiac remembers before she forgets. A M1 calls in wondering if it’s ok to date his buddy’s ex who looks like the stoned brunette chick in Twilight. The cinnamon and Saltine challenge begins at 7:30 as Jay shoves a lovin’ spoonful of pure cinnamon powder in his mouth. LOB screams as Jay tries to swallow but blasts sweet smelling fumes out his nose! The Kid sticks a stack of Saltines in his mouth and tries to get them down and whistle before time runs out but can’t do it! Whatever KZBT is paying the janitor, it’s not enough. Out comes the BB gun and even Sienna gets to take one of three shots at Mikey for refusing to participate in the food challenge. You need to listen to the podcasts to hear what happens next! PETA pesters Dodge about “blowing up” a monkey and both videos can be seen at mikeyshow.com. LOB has a friend with a big problem regarding her fiancé moving to Chicago for a job when they’re about to get married next year and the cast discusses the situation with differing opinions. Captain Buzzkill returns to sour the party punch. What is the ultimate male status symbol and what defines a real man? Jay gallops into the studio to take a look at the Miss Universe contestants wearing nothing but body paint. Hoyle’s feral friend from down under is being shipped to the States in time for Independence Jam. The gang tosses around more food challenge ideas.
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| 1. Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World |
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| 2. Are You Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 3. Lick It Up by Kiss |
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| 4. Alone I Break by Korn |
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| 5. Ramble On by Led Zeppelin |
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| 6. Manic Depression by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 7. Hurts So Good by John Mellencamp |
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| 8. The Only Exception by Paramore |
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| 9. Money Ain't A Thang by Jay-Z |
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| 10. Some Might Say by Oasis |
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| 11. Don't Tell Me You Love Me by Night Ranger |
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| 12. Fall To Pieces by Velvet Revolver |
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| 13. Hunger Strike by Temple Of The Dog |
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| 14. Rearviewmirror by Pearl Jam |
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| 15. Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana |
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| 16. Dynamite by Taio Cruz |
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Monday August 16, 2010
Scary music set to wild animal footage makes Mikey tremble in his lil boots. Woodsy bemoans being the only dude wearing real skinny jeans at the meet and greet and Sienna reports on the tragic events of the crash at the off road race in the desert over the weekend. Tila Tequila got treated to a chaotic barrage of thrown objects (many of them harmful and sickening) when she tried to rap and flash boobs at an Insane Clown Posse Juggalo event. M1 Slide calls in to aptly describe what a Juggalo is. LOB confuses a strip mall with a strip club and Sienna recaps going to the movies with her mom. Poor Lauren got lost in the Horton Plaza parking garage maze. WoS reviews a wild weekend in sports. The panel ponders a 5-day after birth control pill and Rubik’s Cube super geeks. The gang gives play by play on a police chase live on television and ponders the mentality of the person who decides to run from the police by car. Tense audio of Lindsay Lohan’s mama as she tries to paint her daughter as a saint yet double-speaks all over her own excuses and forgets how many rehab opportunities Lindsay has had. Meet and Greet audio is played of Mike and Woods strutting down the street while The Kid’s fly was open and their foray into the bowels of the Tipsy Crow where M1’s greeted them with laughter. Hoyle bitterly complains that “Vinegar” ain’t got enough skills to be in his rap group as the pair argues in auto-tune! WoW gives sound advice on how to pick up waitresses and counter girls, those annoying ride-less roomies, and first date women’s apparel. Who is the biggest pervert on the show? Manly movie lines are the theme of NTT and Jay once again ups the worth of the final points exponentially to try and thwart Woods out of another win. Did it work? A M1 calls in upset with the gang for “always talking about kids” and gets Mikey talking about kids and germs. Even when his own twins eat, Mike is grossed out. Is life in prison appropriate after a lush gets his 9th DWI? An email about a jobber who lied about college experience to get the job is now sweating getting caught. Terri Hatcher’s bizarre photos she released on Tweaker…uh, I mean Twitter is discussed and if you haven’t seen them your stomach acids thank you. Sienna reports on the 12 words most people mispronounce as the cast plays along. Rough Riders Woodsy and Mike sing the praises of Bad Blake. Things women can. Cannot, and shouldn’t even bother to change in a guy reminds us of the power Lauren and Sienna have over the guys on the show. Nobody can bleeping change the bleeping Kid’s mother-bleeping cursing habit! An ‘aaawww’ moment is had with M1 Josiah’s email to his wife. Cheryl Crow demands stuff backstage that can only be found on the highest mountains in Tibet.
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| 1. Hexagram by Deftones |
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| 2. Dam That River by Alice In Chains |
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| 3. The Sweetest Lie by Goo Goo Dolls |
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| 4. Gone, Gone, Gone by Colin Farrell |
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| 5. Never, Never Gonna Give You Up by Barry White |
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| 6. Whipping Post by The Allman Brothers Band |
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| 7. Shimmer by Fuel |
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| 8. The Last Song by Foo Fighters |
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| 9. I Don't Know by Ryan Bingham |
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| 10. Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley |
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| 11. Fallin & Flyin by Jeff Bridges |
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| 12. Mine by Taylor Swift |
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Week 28
Friday August 13, 2010
Superstitious Sienna freaks out when she realizes today is Friday the 13th. Donald Trump adjusts his hairpiece as he rants about Jet Blue-by-you star Steven Slater. The Donald basically says that Slater is a bad employee and a self-serving jerk and Mikey agrees. As if once wasn’t enough, a kayaking dude sees sharks circling him and decides to go back for his camera and return to film them. A new game debuts that tests Mikey’s movie knowledge. A cocky Giant calls out the Padres on WoS. The panel ponders tweety birds on twitter and Dell’s answer to the Ipad. Woodsy beats the street to a coffee shop where he has to loudly repeat whatever Mikey tells him to via Bluetooth. The Kid blurts out random inappropriate things while the barista just wants to take his order! LOB recaps going to her friend’s house whose naked pictures of herself in yoga poses all over the walls made the girlfriend Lauren brought along very uncomfortable. M1s call in with strange things they’ve seen in people’s homes. Woods returns to the studio, although separated from his body in embarrassment. An angry Asian guy’s version of “Before He Cheats” is played and is scary enough to stop an alien invasion. Hoyle proposes his rap group idea with Woods called “Hoyle & Vinegar”! An email about a wife wanting to work full time while her lazy part time working husband claims he’d rather spend time with her and “get by” than be financially secure opens a big discussion. More audio of Jet Blue’s fly off the handle flyboy is played, this time from his ex-wife. Ice cream combos revisit Woodsy’s venom for “sample guy” and Mikey tries to shame LOB out of going to the self serve. The oatmeal cookie gender debate gets the pervert alert buzzing. Comedians Natasha Leggero and Duncan Trussell come by and rip on the Jet Blue goober Natasha tells about cutting her teeth (getting started in comedy) in a room that may or may not have been controlled by the mob. Are these two a couple? After all they share ownership of a dog they brought along. Sienna recaps her friend’s worries over marriage making people fatter. Dr. Laura audio of a black wife mad at her white husband for his family’s racist remarks makes The Kid squirm uncomfortably in his seat. LOB reveals that minority comics are allowed to make fun of anyone and everyone while white comics need to stick to joking about themselves. Sabrina reluctantly gives the weather report before bashing LOB’s clothes. Gas etiquette at the pump pumps up an impatient Woods. Which male body parts do women like best? Mikey and Woods whine about wearing skinny jeans for one last time.
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| 1. Between The Lines by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 2. Stranglehold by Ted Nugent |
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| 3. Bastards Of Young by The Replacements |
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| 4. Lay It Down by Ratt |
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| 5. Impossible by Anberlin |
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| 6. Little Sister by Queens Of The Stone Age |
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| 7. Smile Like You Mean It by The Killers |
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| 8. The Fly by U2 |
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| 9. Blinded By The Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band |
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| 10. Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin |
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| 11. Notion by Kings Of Leon |
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| 12. MFC by Pearl Jam |
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| 13. Your Time Has Come by Audioslave |
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| 14. Fight Inside by Red |
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| 15. The Kid Is Hot Tonite by Loverboy |
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| 16. The Kid Is Hot Tonite by Loverboy |
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Thursday August 12, 2010
Mikey takes heat for having several Backstreet Boys songs in his Ipod. Audio of Jet Blue “hero” Steven Slater says it all with a hisssss. One good thing to come out of this is people are a little more kind towards those working in the service industry. Woodsy sleuths around to find out if Merriman is set to return to the Chargers. Safe withdrawal from Iraq is imminent. Mikey and Woods plot out their skinny jeans and fedora walk to the Tipsy Crow. I’ve heard of a green thumb, but a man in New York has a green lung? Listen to hear the uproarious “Green’s” Anatomy bit as Dr. Mike tries to figure out how to nip this guy’s problem in the bud. WoS announces the Bolt’s Blackout and has audio of Jets coach Rex Ryan running off at the mouth about the Revis holdout. The Panel gets into detail regarding the controversial Rhianna/Eminem abusive video. Senator Harry Reid gives his take on Mexican Republicans. This gets a chipper Sarah Palin to chime in with her love for conservative Mikey! More of “cult leader” Jet Blue Steven Slater talk leads to freak out situations on planes witnessed by the cast and callers. The nut doesn’t fall far from the same tree as Dan Quail’s son promises to “knock the hell” out of Washington D.C. The BB gun spelling Bee begins and both Jay and Woods flub their first words as the little copper balls blast into their butts! In the end, only one word was spelled correctly by Woods as the dust settles and welts form. Bill O’Reilly ranting against Jennifer Aniston audio is next concerning her desire to raise a child without a father and draws interesting opinions. Hoyle calls LOB a pervert and says she’s a FCC violation waiting to happen, so he introduces his “Pervert Alert” alarm! Does Hoyle practice double standards when it comes to men and women crossing the line of decency? Jay earns the first pervert alarm during talk about Justin Bieber’s weekly allowance. Old Time Radio shows how to captivate an audience while making your mouth water for Campbell’s soup. Callers better step it up from now on for Ding Dong Sing-along, Mike warns, as he’s no longer going to give out prizes for poor attempts. The “Baseball Bailer”, a clown who hid from a foul ball and let it hit his girlfriend is taken to task. Jay’s list of 10 skills every man should have has funny results. Clothes worn by the opposite sex that don’t exactly thrill are next. Lauren is speechless when Woods says (and demonstrates) he “has hard nipples and a fat belly”! Hoyle struggles through his spot for the Independence Jam. Foodie fetishes get bantered about, all thanks to the great oatmeal cookie debate.
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| 1. Animal by Pearl Jam |
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| 2. Do You Believe by Deftones |
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| 3. I'll Stick Around by Foo Fighters |
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| 4. All American Man by Kiss |
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| 5. Nightrain by Guns N' Roses |
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| 6. Rusty Cage by Soundgarden |
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| 7. Love The Way You Lie by Eminem |
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| 8. Enter Sandman by Metallica |
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| 9. Sister Havana by Urge Overkill |
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| 10. The Shock Of The Lightning by Oasis |
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| 11. Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin |
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| 12. Walk by Pantera |
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| 13. Looks That Kill by Mötley Crüe |
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| 14. Crackerman by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 15. The Only Exception by Paramore |
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| 16. Secrets by OneRepublic |
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Wednesday August 11, 2010
Jokes about skinny jeans permeate the studio. The Jet Blue Steward or “Working Class Hero” as Woodsy calls him is now an overnight celebrity and Mikey is not cool with it. The cast debates on whether or not this guy should be celebrated or punished. Hoyle chimes in after audio of an Alabama DJ flipping out and quitting on air is played. Leopard sharks invade La Jolla. Mikey and Woods are too scared to snorkel with LOB to see them. Callers give advice on kickin’ it with the sharks. Shaq mumbles his joy about riding the coattails of the Celtics during WoS. Sheriff Joe Arpaio starts off the panel discussion with a bang from Woods. Senor Beans sings the praises of his papi. Woods and Jay attempt the NFL conditioning challenge and The Kid huffs and puffs while Jay pulls it off in 70 seconds! A M1 calls in about coming home to find his wife turned their garage into an unfavorable man-cave for him and wonders what to do. This leads to Mikey and Woods describing their various man-cave activities. Man-gagement rings are argued with fervor and Jamie calls in only to get pressured by Sienna. What type of women fawn over Michael Boob-lay? Sienna Sings returns! Jay wants to go camping with the entire Isbel clan but has a problem with his 2nd oldest daughter sharing a tent with her boyfriend. This leads to a big debate about camping couples protocol and (of age) kids slaying under the same roof as their parents. Before long the old sex before marriage talk is in the fray along with how to deal with horny teenagers. What’s the percentage of dudes who care what people think about their cars? Men doctors vs. women doctors when comfort is an issue are next. LOB questions Mikey’s status as an American when he admits he’s never seen the movie “Rudy”. Men that don’t cry are compared to dudes who bawl at the drop of a hat. What crazy things will the cast do for the sake of the show? New releases confuse Mike about Woodsy’s taste in music and Lauren reveals the music she enjoys making love to! Curious about New Jersey accents, Mikey asks LOB to demonstrate. The Chicken McNugget McNuttball woman video is discussed and the footage can be seen on Sienna’s blog of this date on mikeyshow.com. Woods of course sympathizes with the woman and starts wishing he was eating McNuggets right then and there. After some prodding, Woodsy admits he gave in to his diet and had a walk-in sit down McDonald’s feast! It turns out Hilary and LOB have a lot in common in terms of music they love to slay by!
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| 1. Yesterdays by Guns N' Roses |
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| 2. Love Me Two Times by The Doors |
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| 3. Save It For Later by The English Beat |
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| 4. Crossroads by Cream |
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| 5. My Hero by Foo Fighters |
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| 6. Come Undone by Duran Duran |
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| 7. Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear |
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| 8. Weightless by Nada Surf |
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| 9. Pardon Me by Incubus |
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| 10. The Core by Eric Clapton |
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| 11. Knife Party by Deftones |
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| 12. Jane Says by Jane's Addiction |
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| 13. Hot Girls In Love by Loverboy |
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| 14. Mercy Mercy Me by Marvin Gaye |
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| 15. Secrets by OneRepublic |
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| 16. Dynamite by Taio Cruz |
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Tuesday August 10, 2010
Mikey remembers when he first asked his boss to have his own show after appearing on Howard Stern. Woods hates the sound of his voice on the radio, Lauren is her own worst critic, and to borrow a line from Cheap Trick; Mikey ‘Wants You to Want Him’. Jay goads Mikey into singing “Delta Dawn” for a donut. Do you have what it takes to be the next Boltman? A flight attendant went berserk after a snotty woman cussed him out and slammed his face with her luggage by berating the whole plane on the intercom with four letter words, grabbing some suds, and ejecting himself down the inflatable emergency slide! Woods talks about his experience as a Jerry Springer Show audience member. The Kid then gets roasted for quitting P90X due to an injury and he even admits to smoking while in New Orleans. Sienna misses eating Pop Tarts with Woods. The Saints go marching in to the White House on WoS. The panel opines on budding little girls, invasive car video recorders, and hotties not getting jobs for being too hot. Justin Bieber gets drilled in the head with a water bottle and Woods admits he once chucked a water bottle at Ozzy! Why Ozzy Woodsy? I can see if it was Kip Winger or someone like that, but Ozzy? Senor Beans announces his Animal Planet debut and worldwide pooping auditions. The definition of a mama’s boy is explained. Studio M is close to completion! Is Mikey a Mexican or Latino? Leave it to Cheech Marin to decide! Levi Johnston’s latest douchebaggery sparks a debate. Mel Gibson’s old man has some inflammatory rhetoric for the Vatican and calls the Pope a queer! Hoyle comes by to explain his “borrowing” of LOB’s desk and his sugar free jelly mints. The gang debates an email about being left out of a family will. Sabrina tells Mikey and the boys what she thinks of the Fox newsgirl they love to stare at everyday. Sienna bursts into a laughing fit imagining the guys wearing skinny jeans. Lauren’s Jerome’s commercial is announced, available on mikeyshow.com. Tattoo’s singing is hilariously dissected by the cast during the guess which celebrity is butchering this song bit. Sister Avalon wants to tour the colleges of America and Woods gives Mikey a proverbial punch in the face when he says “Vagina College”. Tom Tom Tunes gets a “Cool Wind” in her transistors, “Lighting Strikes” her antennae, and her GPS goes “Bohemian”! Woodsy’s brother in law Ryan Honeycutt comes in for a great acoustic jam. This guy has more talent than all the clowns ever assembled on “America’s Got Talent”. Hilary rushes in as Mike needs to sign off early for his surgery update.
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| 1. State Of Love And Trust by Pearl Jam |
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| 2. DLZ by TV On The Radio |
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| 3. Vertigo by U2 |
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| 4. Stand Inside Your Love by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 5. Dance The Night Away by Van Halen |
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| 6. The Catalyst by Linkin Park |
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| 7. Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes |
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| 8. Hearts Of The Innocent by Kutless |
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| 9. Slither by Velvet Revolver |
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| 10. The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars |
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| 11. Wild Horses by The Sundays |
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| 12. My Generation by The Who |
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| 13. All In The Suit That You Wear by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 14. By The Way by Red Hot Chili Peppers |
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| 15. Molly's Chambers by Kings Of Leon |
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| 16. Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way by Waylon Jennings |
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Monday August 9, 2010
The gang returns after a long weekend off air and Sienna reports on a horse at Del mar on a winning streak reminiscent of Lance Armstrong. “Leggo my kid’s lego,” said Marky Mark Walberg when his son was attacked by an octopus at Legoland. LOB, Woods, and Jay recap their New Orleans radio boot camp adventures which includes flight hang-ups, Jazz jonesing, and everybody’s favorite celebrity nudity pusher, Mr. Skin! Mikey recaps his ocean fishing experience and even though he and everyone else on the boat caught zilch, he really enjoyed the breakfast. WoS talks about Tiger’s woes, preseason football, and has touching audio of Emmitt Smith’s hall of fame speech. The panel discusses reusable grocery bags, tracking devices at state fairs, and Tibetan dogs that cost more than two new Lamborghinis. Bitter birthday boy Luke calls in wanting pops to pick up some beer and then complains about Mikey’s party throwing skills. NTT is on violin pop songs and with Sienna as score keeper will a past champion return to glory? Jay recaps his return flight of “reading” an issue of Maxim while the upset dad’s son sitting next to him kept sneaking peeks at the scantily-clad babes. A caller says a woman whipped out some first class boob sitting next to him on a flight and began breast feeding her baby without any cover. Woodsy, full of hurt, sadness, and fear, tells about visiting his friend while in New Orleans who took him out into alligator-infested waters on a small boat. The Kid mad-cried and feared for his life! Sean Penncilhead says Wyclef jean should not run for President of Haiti. Nick something or other (can’t spell his last name) comes into the studio and amazes everyone with his U.S. record longest tongue. LOB wastes no time with the perverted jokes, to Mikey’s distaste. Young Nick then eats an entire yogurt using nothing but his mouth snake. The ten most downloaded songs make me feel old, or at least like someone with good music tastes. WoW gives tips on the return call after a date, weird dressed girls, and a M1 who has a crush on LOB (who doesn’t?). Listen to the podcasts if you didn’t hear what Lauren said about her possibly dating a listener. DMV driver’s license horror stories are next. Sienna reports on words women use and the true meaning behind their phrases. Woods and Mike moan about having to wear skinny jeans and vow to get back at the girls. LOB would rather “smell like Jim Rome” than have stinky armpits. A girl surrounded by sharks while riding one punched her way out of it! A Pop-Tart store gets Sienna and Woodsy excited but grosses Hilary out.
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| 1. The Song Remains the Same by Led Zeppelin |
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| 2. Twice As Hard by The Black Crowes |
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| 3. Alice in Chains It Ain't Like That by Alice in Chains |
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| 4. Drive My Car by The Beatles |
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| 5. Can't Change Me by Chris Cornell |
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| 6. Jimi Thing by Dave Matthews Band |
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| 7. Who Knew by Pink |
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| 8. I Got Mine by The Black Keys |
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| 9. I Would Die 4 U by Prince |
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| 10. Love Removal Machine by The Cult |
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| 11. Use Somebody by Kings Of Leon |
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| 12. Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd |
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| 13. Working For The Weekend by Loverboy |
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| 14. Kids by MGMT |
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| 15. The Only Exception by Paramore |
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| 16. Have You Ever Seen The Rain? by Creedence Clearwater Revival |
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Week 27
Friday August 6, 2010
Best Of Day =(
Wednesday August 5, 2010
Best Of Day =(
Wednesday August 4, 2010
A revved up LOB slams an ice cream sandwich for breakfast and washes it down with a five-hour energy drink. The three amigos; Woods, Lauren, and Jay get ready for their trip to New Orleans. Woodsy let a fart fly in the elevator, livin’ it up while goin’ down! President Obama gets the birthday falsetto treatment while sitting on his oval throne. Sienna reports on a crazy Chinese bus that has a tunnel through the middle of it so cars can drive through underneath. What I want to know is what happens if the bus driver decides to change lanes while you’re driving under it? Attention La Jolla hairstylists: don’t mess with how Sienna wants her hair done! Captain Buzzkill calls in sounding extremely buzzed. WoS gives a good Fantasy Football tip on a rookie defensive player. The panel delves into Craigslist prostitution and this leads to a separate topic about the safety of using the popular site. Mikey is creeped out by Craigslist but Jay’s not paranoid at all about selling things right from his house to Craigslist patrons. Slim Shady is scared of what? Mikey tells about the squirmy content on the hospital waiting room TV he had to endure with his mom sitting next to him. This leads to the gang describing their embarrassing moments with their parents and movies. The big news of the day is revealed: The Kid went into Henry’s with Mikey (weird) and decided it was ok to sample all the bin food. This becomes a laugh riot about whether or not it’s cool to treat yourself to a five-fingered discount every now and then at the store. Callers make Woodsy feel vindicated and LOB has no qualms admitting she’s a thief. I’ve always heard never to grocery shop hungry, but apparently the market is a free smorgasbord feast! Poor Sienna could not get back into her car thanks to too tight parking spaces. “Sugarbabe” author who says the key to healthy marriages is negotiated cheating gets LOB and the cast fired up. A M1 calls in saying he may have known/dated the author, although it’s highly doubtful. Finding out the person you’re dating has something in their past or does something weird is next. Audio of rapper/actor Ice T after his arrest with “Coco” in the background is played to Woodsy’s delight. There are two big reasons The Kid loves Coco, and we’re not talking Hershey’s! An email about having an open relationship towards swinging with other swingers gets swung around the studio with the cast all on the same page, opinion-wise. Mikey’s brother and Bark Maumann take pride in displaying their Playboy magazines around the house and this elicits one of the funniest Jay remarks ever! Sienna and Lauren learn about jock straps and cups. Finally, audio of LOB’s kids play is debuted (albeit to her embarrassment). By the time you read this the video is already up on mikeyshow.com. Woods is hurt when Lauren says she doesn’t need to sit by him on the plane. Can you imagine Sly Stallone as Han Solo? The Kid can’t keep his eyes off Sienna’s papers and continues to get away with it.
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| 1. Break On Through by The Doors |
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| 2. Love The Way You Lie by Eminem |
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| 3. Special by Garbage |
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| 4. Valerie Loves Me by Material Issue |
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| 5. 1999 by Prince |
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| 6. Soul Singing by The Black Crowes |
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| 7. Still Of The Night by Whitesnake |
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| 8. My Life by The Game |
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| 9. #41 by Dave Matthews Band |
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| 10. Black Metallic by Catherine Wheel |
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| 11. Digital Bath by Deftones |
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| 12. Not Enough Time by INXS |
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| 13. Bitter Sweet Symphony by The Verve |
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| 14. Saved By Zero by The Fixx |
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| 15. The Catalyst by Linkin Park |
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| 16. Hearts of the Innocent by Kutless |
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Tuesday August 3, 2010
Hoyle tries to shame Mikey into taking some Spanish lessons. The gang breaks down just why cats fight as Sienna recaps interrupting two felines about to throw down some claw. Anyone in the mood for a Mikey Show prank war? Bachelorette audio is bagged on real sweetly by the entire cast. Sienna describes what it’s like auditioning for a reality show. LOB and Woodsy role-play their TV date. WoS has Phillip Rivers audio. Could Mikey beat the best cornerback in the league if the guy was starved? As any mentions of athletics goes while on air, Woods and Jay begin butting their sporty heads again! The panel feels out the female condom, choosing one snack over all others, and the ideal sleeping hours. News about the mosque being built near the site of the twin towers attacks sees a great many opinions. Sienna’s sneaky secret recording is played of the gang’s hilarious lunch argument. Sienna and Lauren insist the guys have to wear skinny jeans at the next meet and greet! A caller asks the cast for help with his wedding trip/bachelor party dilemma. Woodsy drops a few “check your sack” jokes on Mikey. Senor Beans wants to know why Lindsay Lohan gets better treatment than he does and says he needs “bacon rehab”. You have to hear Woods and Lauren talking about recycling while Woodsy’s inner monologue talks trash in the background. LOB recaps getting a ticket for talking on the phone while driving and Jay, Mike, and Woods all saw her pulled over on the freeway. Jay gives his earthquake preparedness list. The Bromance ran into a little discomfort as Mikey and Woods went to Subway. Jay tells about sitting on his drooping “boys”! This leads to getting punched, hit, or kicked in the nuts stories. The Kid claims he can remove any bra in two seconds and to prove asks the girls to bring one in for Mikey to wear. Will LOB make for a good fantasy football player? Steven Tyler’s going to kiss your sassafras on American Idol or is he? Woods gets angry with Mikey’s idea of bands that should and should not play the Superbowl. More old dude musician jokes and new releases close out the show.
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| 1. The Sound by Switchfoot |
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| 2. Wicked Garden by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 3. Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry |
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| 4. Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes |
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| 5. Doctor My Eyes by Jackson Browne |
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| 6. New Year's Day by U2 |
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| 7. Working For The Weekend by Loverboy |
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| 8. Come Together by The Beatles |
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| 9. When Doves Cry by Prince |
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| 10. Dynamite by Taio Cruz |
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| 11. Every You Every Me by Placebo |
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| 12. Dead Flowers by The Rolling Stones |
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| 13. Ripple by Grateful Dead |
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| 14. Shadow Of The Season by Screaming Trees |
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| 15. All The King's Horses by Robert Plant |
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| 16. Don't Stop Believin' by Journey |
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Monday August 2, 2010
Mikey is concerned about losing his voice. Lindsay Lohan, after spending enough time in jail for a cup of coffee is now off to rehab. The cold Pacific waters have The Kid in a full body wetsuit, still shivering. The weather has been talked about so much Mikey wonders who likes it and who’s sick of it. Jay’s new sexy, sultry voice is music to LOB’s little ears. Woods’ team, the San Diego Brewers will be at the meet and greet so bring your sharpies folks! Lauren attended a crab boil and missed out as she was shoved aside by frenzied feasters while they shoveled all the crab into their pie-holes right before her eyes! A raucous discussion about kissing a gross smelling food-mouth follows. What is the protocol for becoming or appointing godparents? Jay’s therapeutic camping experience leads Mikey to consider roughing it (sort of). Oksana says she taped Mel out of fear for her life, then she accuses Mikey of taping her with his “how do you say, recording microphones”? In her country, Oksana continues, you can’t trust the police so she got on the WWW to hire the Pink Panther! The panel discusses Al Gore’s tainted reputation, the Kindle vs. real books, and the new retirement age. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener but not House Rep Anthony Wiener! LOB wouldn’t mind taking the Wiener (for a last name). But seriously folks, if Anthony’s wife’s first name was Mia or Anita she’d be ‘Me a Wiener’ or “I need a Wiener’! Jay steps in with another zinger, which prompts Woods to tell about his phone call to Dr. Thin Dong. NTT is harp music and is there anything better than harp Iron Maiden? Poor Sienna, she played in protest. Call screener Austin gets roasted for his hickey. Eskimo Bluewaters pounds her way into the studio, insults everybody, and then croons out an acoustic tune called “Ever-short”! WoW gives advice on taming stink breath, first kisses, and a “DILF” who has Cadillac problems. Stuff that guys misinterpret leads to a great debate about guys and gals different interpretations of behavior. Mikey begins is there anything worse than? In honor of the beginning of Shark Week Mikey does his Quint impression. Move over Clint Eastwood, Lauren reveals her written/produced/directed/acted Mermaids and the Three Sharks play! Sienna acts out Snooki from the Jersey Shore getting arrested. What age do most men agree women start to lose their looks? Tune in if you missed Jay’s creep moan for 80 year old women!
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| 1. You Really Got Me by Van Halen |
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| 2. Suffragette City by David Bowie |
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| 3. Tiny Dancer by Elton John |
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| 4. Jack-Ass by Beck |
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| 5. My Best Friend's Girl by The Cars |
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| 6. Cool by Gwen Stefani |
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| 8. Hot Blooded by Foreigner |
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| 9. Sister by The Nixons |
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| 10. Lovesong by The Cure |
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| 11.Suite: Judy Blue Eyes by Crosby, Stills & Nash |
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| 12. Feel Flows by The Beach Boys |
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| 13. Smooth Up In Ya by Bulletboys |
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| 14. Down by 311 |
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| 15. Life Is Beautiful by Sixx:A.M. |
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| 16. Someone Like You by Safetysuit |
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Week 26
Friday July 30, 2010
Terrell Owens’ body is the tops according to both Woodsy and Wolfgang. Ellen leaving Idol gets the gang talking about the lackluster judges they’re left with. The poor woman who gave birth on the freeway by herself leads to faint-inducing birthing stories from Jay. Do you let your fingers do the walking and still use phonebooks? President Obama on The View audio is next and the cast cringes at the questions the buzzards err… I mean broads asked him. LOB does such a great Elisabeth Hasselbeak (sic) voice that it frightens Jay! The Kid has Padres audio on WoS and reports on getting Miguel Tejada, a veteran bat. T.O. audio contains a lot of salivating for Carson Palmer’s balls! The third Mikey Show Meet and Greet is announced at the Tipsy Crow on August 13th, wait, is that a Friday the 13th?! Bring your hockey masks, get a free beer. LOB draws crickets with her “August Fogfest” joke during the panel. Things white people like gets the laughs flowing. I have one, white people love tin foil taped to their windows to block out the sun. Don’t believe me? Take a drive through Santee or Lakeside. Will the real Heath Bell please call in? The Kid and Heath close out a great joke on Mikey! Prank Monkey Woods gets off a great one on a shaken up Mikey, who vows vengeance on Woodsy. Luke’s commercial for The Strip Club is aired. Tom Tom Tunes sees a shaky Tom Tom Girl at first, but she finds her groove. Woodsy’s buddy’s cheating dilemma is discussed and alcohol is not an excuse. LOB brings up good points that make great sense. Movies you want your kid to see has LOB tell Mikey “you’re weird, dude!” Ask Men.com asks guys if they ever told a girl they loved her for sex. Woods is a fan of the boob job and tells Lauren to make it right for herself. Promiscuity debates throws around a lot of numbers. Lauren gets anxiety when she has to return a ball or wayward Frisbee. Susanna wants to be Woods’ surrogate mother with the offer of “hey, maybe we slay”! Audio of Sienna at Petco Park with an annoying brat is played and she recaps her experience of mean people staring at her. Radio Charades has a fluttering and flapping LOB, a bloodthirsty Woods, and a boob pointing Sienna. Sabrina announces her vacation and talks about her driver, Maurice. Steven Tyler will be the next judge on American Idol and this spurs a round of Aerosmith song title jokes. The Kid does not wear socks and takes heat for it. The gang reminisces about Thanksgiving feasts and Lauren ends up getting roasted!
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| 1. Long, Long Way From Home by Foreigner |
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| 2. Laredo by Band of Horses |
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| 3. Can't Change Me by Chris Cornell |
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| 4. Shake Some Action by Cracker |
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| 5. It's No Good by Depeche Mode |
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| 6. In The Blood by Better Than Ezra |
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| 7. Still Of The Night by Whitesnake |
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| 8. Speed Of Sound by Coldplay |
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| 9. Bulls on Parade by Rage Against The Machine |
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| 10. Alone I Break by Korn |
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| 11. Since You're In Love by Jesse Malin |
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| 12. Ain't Too Proud To Beg by The Temptations |
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| 13. 29 Palms by Robert Plant |
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| 14. My First Kiss by 3oh!3 |
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| 15. 29 Palms by Robert Plant |
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| 16. Dare You To Move by Switchfoot |
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Thursday July 29, 2010
Wolfgang and M1 “Voobie” are the only ones who call Mike Michael. The Arizona immigration law gets slapped around by a judge, Sienna reports, and the cast gives their opinions. News of a pot plant seizure leads Mikey to give his feelings on legalizing pot that not everyone agrees with, especially Jay. LOB is not down with the Jersey Shore show. If you pray, please pray for Mike’s dad’s health. Woods had a dream about being a stand up comedian and Mikey re-tells his fake bong-hit on air that got him on the Howard Stern show. The panel discusses Bad Apples, asteroids on a collision course with earth, and a not so ‘Sly’ Mel Gibson. Listen to the podcasts if you haven’t heard what sexist remark Mikey agrees with. Ding Dong Sing-along lives up to its name with the callers. A huge debate ensues when a M1 calls in complaining about her husband buying her stepdaughter a brand new car from their joint account. Woods explains his money situation at home between Team Woods. Dave Matthews rolls in clean from weed and whisky and admits he enjoys birds pooping on him. Dave debuts his new song dedicated to the Kings of Leon called “Crap on Me”! LOB drops an inside joke that makes Mikey say “sounds familiar”. Woodsy interviews the longest ear hair record holder. Old Time Radio gets their buzz on with Pabst Blue Ribbon jingles so funny Woods spews his chew! An email about a workaholic hubby not spending time with his kids gets Mike to reveal what challenges he faces at home with his toddlers. Luke calls in needing a tent and camping supplies. Breakups face to face or by other means, that is the question. Mikey and LOB role play their breakup scenario, and once again Lauren proves you can’t get anything past her. Local funny man Mal Hall comes into the studio and he makes fun of breakups, shaker weights, and shape up shoes. Mal then gets after “4th meal” and six fingered sandwich artists! Will the dudes finally win at Gender Pyramid? Sienna reports on the $69 hot dog to which LOB says it can “truffle on out of here”! Who is in the conversation of the hottest women of all time? Mikey’s taste in beautiful women gets scrutinized by the cast. Jay does his creepy groan when talking about the show wives. LOB just “might be gay” when she looks at hot girls. Hilary gets offended when the gang gives her the Bird, Mouse, or Clown treatment and Woods suggests she plays some Modest Mouse!
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| 1. Sleep Now In The Fire by Rage Against The Machine |
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| 2. My Own Summer [Shove It] by Deftones |
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| 3. Wheels by Foo Fighters |
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| 4. It Ain't Like That by Alice in Chains |
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| 5. Boston by Augustana |
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| 6. Think I'm In Love by Eddie Money |
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| 7. Desperately Wanting by Better Than Ezra |
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| 8. 18 And Life by Skid Row |
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| 9. So Here We Are by Bloc Party |
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| 10. Dynamite by Taio Cruz |
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| 11. Let Go by RED |
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| 12. Hysteria by Def Leppard |
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| 13. Cover Me by Candlebox |
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| 14. Me And Bobby McGee by Janis Joplin |
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| 15. Slow Motion by Juvenile |
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| 16. Don't Go Away Mad by Mötley Crüe |
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Wednesday July 28, 2010
What does Sienna do that Rebecca does 80 times a day? The Cardiff Kook prankster comes forward to claim his fame and LOB just might know him. The gang comments on the audio of a dude stuck on a plane parked on the tarmac for several hours. The city of San Diego’s money pit just got deeper as they plan to light up the Coronado Bridge. Babyshaker calls in and does his thing with LOB again. WoS has Norv Turner audio and then Norv appears in studio! The panel discusses the bullfighting ban in Spain and a new gel that might put dentists out of business. Obama stiffs the Boy Scouts for the cackling hens on The View. Audio of an 11 year old rapping leads to Sienna blushing. Hoyle admits his mama might be a little racist and then he asks Mikey what is the best salsa for his Tostitos. The laughs double when Hoyle talks about why his new girlfriend thinks he’s a black marine! Gross foods are discussed, and Mikey and Woods don’t mind some cow tongue in their mouths. After getting ribbed about it, Mikey says he threw out his maroon “manties”. Sienna’s secret recording captures the gang gabbing about gobbling Wendy’s food. Lauren tells how she fights the Wendy’s urge. Fast Food talk leads to an M1 calling in to describe the “Gang Bang Sandwich”! What kind of dude breaks up with a chick if she packs on extra pounds? Woods calls Mikey a sally after Mike explains why he would never break up with a girl for that reason. Some guy wound up too tight calls in to complain about the Cardiff Kook shark jokes, saying sharks are nothing to joke about. This sparks a big debate on taking things said on a radio show way too seriously and a funny cartoons bit is started. NTT returns to TV themes and “Swanson’s TV Dinner” kills it. Could this be a trend for Sir Cloaks-alot? Jay gets irritated playing video games with little punk whipper snappers. Woodsy gets all bent out of shape when the rest of the cast continue to joke about the Kings of Leon as the pigeon poop jokes fly! Selena Gomez really bugs Tom Tom Girl. The coolest Mayor ever, Mayor of Encinitas calls in and says his son thinks the Cardiff kook is gay! Stadium food violations will make your stomach queasy, the the stadium food parody song will tickle your funny bone. Sienna misses getting flowers. Celebrities dissing other celebrities audio are played.
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| 1. Dance by Ratt |
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| 2. Wicked Garden by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 3. Get Off Of My Cloud by The Rolling Stones |
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| 4. Ring Of Fire by Social Distortion |
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| 5. On The Loose by Saga |
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| 6. Baby, I Love Your Way by Peter Frampton |
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| 7. Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups |
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| 8. Plowed by Sponge |
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| 9. Paranoid Android by Radiohead |
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| 10. Even Better Than The Real Thing by U2 |
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| 11. Last Nite by The Strokes |
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| 12. New Fang by Them Crooked Vultures |
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| 13. Fell On Black Days by Soundgarden |
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| 14. Who Do You Love by George Thorogood |
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| 15. Winds Of Change by Kutless |
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| 16. Strong Tower by Kutless |
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Tuesday July 27, 2010
Jay goes creeper on his own wife during intros! Mikey gives a teaser of the Bro Battle between Woods and Jay that the girls were witness to. Floatopia gets sunk by the city council, so take note boozehounds. M1 Babyshaker calls out his ‘baby girl’, LOB. Sienna’s second attempt to shop at Whole Foods drew many judging eyes and she barely made it through the check out. Dez Bryant refuses to play along with NFL hazing rituals and this draws a big debate. LOB is such a nice person, whenever I see her she treats this pauper like a prince. Callers weigh in with their opinions and Sienna loves the idea of hazing someone. One caller suggests Dez Bryant needs to be tied down and tea-bagged by the entire team! Mikey Court is in session to settle the hilarious big argument between Jay and Woods. Jay presents his case as “The King’s caddy” not “the Jester’s”. The Kid begins his defense by throwing in an “elderly” adverb directed at Jay. The girls tell it how they remember it and the case never needs to go to the M1 jury as it settles itself. After a break Woodsy apologizes to Jay and the two pals do a naked belly high five! Mikey worries about going in for his upper G.I. Senor Beans wants to go to the “Greet and Meat” and learns about “yesters” from Tio “Yay”. When is it ok to date your best friend’s sister? LOB gets roasted for her yogurt drink thrashing her voice. Tech talk breaks down the act of ‘jail breaking’ a cell phone. A text asking what is up with Lauren’s blog leads to another emotional moment as she cries while explaining what’s going on in her personal life. This makes two days in a row where a cast member through their honesty breaks down on air and is one of the reasons we love this show and the people on it so much(IMO). Can the amount of a mother’s affection lead to adulthood stress and anxiety? Sabrina big-times Mikey and blames the weather on the Jonas Brothers! MIDI Madness has Sienna on a different wavelength. Nothing like a few good Tom Jones jokes during new releases. Wolfgang sings the praises of the best German band, Kraftwerk.
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| 1. And The Cradle Will Rock... by Van Halen |
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| 2. I Stay Away by Alice In Chains |
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| 3. Flowing by 311 |
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| 4 Stuck Like Glue by Sugarland |
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| 5. Save A Prayer by Duran Duran |
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| 6. Fly Me Courageous by Drivin' N' Cryin' |
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| 7. Beauty School by Deftones |
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| 8. I Can Hear Music by The Beach Boys |
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| 9. Novacaine by Beck |
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| 10. Life Left To Go by Safetysuit |
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| 11. Mysterious Ways by U2 |
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| 12. Magnet And Steel by Walter Egan |
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| 13. Good by Better Than Ezra |
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| 14. Rebel, Rebel by David Bowie |
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| 15. Ghost Town by Cary Brothers |
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| 16. More Than A Feeling by Boston |
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Monday July 26, 2010
A stabbing at Comic Con gives nerds a bad name, and new meaning to the term ‘Pen Pal’. The Kings of Leon were pooped on by pigeons at a gig and a debate about poop stopping shows ensues and KOL becomes “Queens of Leon”. Mikey describes seeing pigeons doing it. The gang recaps their day at the races and celebrity sightings. LOB recaps her stand up gig and getting sprayed by a skunk. The panel takes on plastic surgery, a ‘dislike’ button on facespace, and tracking security tags. Senator Kerry’s bold prediction gets a great bar joke out of Woods. Mikey and Woods tell about their trip to the “nerdathon” known as Comic Con with plenty of geeks being interviewed. With a mouthful of food Mikey interviews two costumed dweebs, gets manhandled by “Free Hugs Guy”, and meets the “Agents of A.I.M.” who will be saving us all from super-villains everywhere. Tom Sizemore makes The Kid feel like a kid and Mikey had to eat next to a witch and a ghoul. Sienna reports on the best Cardiff Kook prank ever. In a segment of somber tones, Woods chokes up talking about Jamie and his adoption plans and their emotional struggles. M1s call in with their support. More Comic Con audio is played of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy rubbing Mikey’s beard while he makes one mistake after another. M1 Misty calls in about her problems with her husband spending too much money on his kid’s summer camp classes. After a few callers Mike changes his mind on the subject. Sienna is passionate about summer camps! Mikey recaps his brush with cougars at the races and gets roasted real good. Eskimo Bluewaters comes in as the consummate professional and decides she’s got what it takes to be a hypnotist. EBW then “hypnotizes” Mikey and Woods. WoW gives advice on dating Red Sox fans. Things all single people need to do before getting married draws a diverse reaction and sees Mikey earn a new nickname; “Green Bean”! Would you travel alone overseas? Lauren has. Being heartbroken leads to a big discussion about emotions and how to deal with them. Sabrina wonders how to do the weather and talks about breaking up with her boyfriend. Anthony Robbins gives his self-help advice to Mel Gibson. Sienna’s grilling tips coincide with Woodsy’s love making mantra; “Keep it hot, Keep it clean, and keep it lubricated”! The cast salivates when Hilary recaps her camping trip.
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| 1. Closer by Kings Of Leon |
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| 2. California by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 3. Girlfriend by Matthew Sweet |
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| 4. Until It Sleeps by Metallica |
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| 5. Go Let It Out by Oasis |
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| 6. Dynamite by Taio Cruz |
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| 7. Just by Radiohead |
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| 8. Misty Mountain Hop by Led Zeppelin |
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| 10. Non Photo-Blue by Pinback |
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| 11. I Melt With You by Modern English |
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| 12. Got Some by Pearl Jam |
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| 13. Live Wire by Mötley Crüe |
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| 14. Gold Guns Girls by Metric |
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| 15. Rockin' In The Free World by Neil Young |
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| 16. About A Girl by Nirvana |
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Week 25
Friday July 23, 2010
Sienna dispels the myths about water breaking and why child birth turns men into wimps. Mikey tells how while Woods was at the hypnotist The Kid was unaware he was being punked. Mikey reminisces about when he stopped smoking. Hardcore nerds are up in scrawny arms about Comic Con’s current thematic direction. The stolen and highly recognizable Raiders/Chargers combo truck was found but what I find interesting is that a Raider fan married a Chargers fan! Jay cuts loose from the caboose in his tiny studio and poor call screener Chris has to endure it. LOB wonders if Tombstone is a “wild west movie”. There might not be a 2011 NFL season as a holdout looms between the player’s union and coaches. Bros before Hos…I mean Pros vs. Joes has the awkward reunion of Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens. Jay is a wheelbarrow building bandit! The Panel discusses whether or not cheerleading is a sport, Obama’s double standard, and plus-sized models. Mikey’s old air check cassette tapes are played and the laughs start flying! If you missed this segment you have to find time to listen, it’s that good. Next is Woods getting punked with secret audio. All The Kid had to do was read a commercial spot; however it was filled with big fake unpronounceable words! When in doubt, Woodsy simply leaves a word out and suffers through the reading like a champ. Radio Charades goes down to the wire and in the end frustrates Sienna. Hypno-therapist Sara Murre tried to cure Woods from smoking and so far so good; The Kid hasn’t had one smoke! Do you have a friend obsessed with money questions? Tom Tom Tunes is so awesome I wish I was listening to it right now, and things get a little silly between Mikey and M1 Babe. The Top 5 things white people should stop saying goes way beyond five as the gang throw around slang terms and words. Woodsy’s pal has a dilemma dating a chef who refuses to cook for him. Prison statistics bring out the Gong to The Kid’s delight. Would you rather be confined with birds or dogs? Geyser toilets lead to Mikey wondering just who the types of people that wreck bathrooms are. Once again, Woods flosses with Sienna’s hair. Was that whale that jumped over the boat and crashed down on it real or faked? A caller says it is real and there’s video proof of it on the usedtubes. Spouses who have affairs while on vacation leads to the world’s creepiest man. Woods bags on Jamie’s ex’s dynamic-less face and hair. P Diddy let that twerp Justin Bieber (really? can’t a week go by around here where I don’t have to type this brat’s name?) drive his expensive Lamborghini and there’s audio of The Bieb’s high-pitched explanation. Mikey gives a longer version of his testimony.
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| 1. What The Hell Have I by Alice In Chains |
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| 2. Lickin' by The Black Crowes |
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| 3. Uptight (Everything's Alright) by Stevie Wonder |
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| 4. 6th Avenue Heartache by The Wallflowers |
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| 5. In The Meantime by Spacehog |
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| 6. Brothers Gonna Work It Out by Public Enemy |
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| 7. Decode by Paramore |
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| 8. Decode by Paramore |
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| 9. Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye |
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| 10. Dynamite by Taio Cruz |
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| 11. Enter Sandman by Metallica |
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| 12. Special by Garbage |
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| 13. I Get It by Chevelle |
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| 14. Ain't Too Proud To Beg by The Temptations |
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| 15. Touch, Peel And Stand by Days Of The New |
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| 16. Back in Black by AC/DC |
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Thursday July 22, 2010
Mikey tells us about his prescription problems after his dad’s surgery. The Del Mar Race track is open once again, bringing with it the I-5 traffic and lady big hats. Comic Con is also under full geek sway as nerds from all over the nation converge on our fine city. Should action movies be headlined by tough dudes or butt-kicking chicks? Tree hugger Jay can build a tree house without putting a single nail in the tree. Mikey complains about angry parents at amusement parks until he realizes he might be one himself. LOB’s not the only female cast member who likes her chocolate dark. Woods’ list of top 50 earning athletes has some surprises at the top. Senor Beans calls in singing praises to “Yeff & Yare” and questions Woodsy about “chalk” collars! Sienna finds the voice of 26 year old gazillionaire dweeb CEO of Facebook hysterical. Someone should “poke” him. The Panel discusses Facebook’s staying power, the death of cd’s, and the existence of karma. Do most sequels to awesome movies suck? Mikey plays the funny new Mapple ad promoting the new ITool. Should a man use a woman’s razor and vice versa? Sienna reveals a huge secret of what she uses Todd’s razor for in the shower, yeah, the same one he uses on his face! To Mikey's squirmy disbelief, Rebecca calls in to drop a hidden truth on Mikey about her uses for his own razor and this leads to funny toothbrush-sharing revelations. Don’t be eating breakfast like I was for what happens next. A M1 calls in with the story of a dude he worked with who shaved with a strange woman’s razor and ended up with a yeast infection on his face! Lauren recalls the hilarious true tale of a guy who rubbed a chick’s shower pumice stone (used on the bottom of her feet) on his face (for reasons that remain unclear, maybe he had some gnarly blackheads). What results is something like this: Stop the itching and the burning, use Tough Actin’ Tinactin, “Fungus Face”! The game of “shocking roulette” debuts, a contraption with four finger holes and four people try it with one bound to receive a jolt. All hell breaks loose in the studio! The game doesn’t go easy on poor LOB, The Kid “pulls out” in fear both times, and Jay lays down some good dirty jokes! Sarah Palin gives her opinion on her future son in law named after a pair of 501’s. Levi audio is next, and you can forget about whatever the punk is saying because all anyone can focus on is the harp music in the background. Harp jokes don’t run in this segment, they gallop! An irritated M1 calls in defending harps and the harpists that pluck them, but Mikey can’t help but go into a role playing session parody of “The Bachelorette” accompanied with harp music. At what age is a woman considered most attractive sees the harp return during a Woodsy voice impression roast! LOL is so blue-hair, Sienna found out, and Sabrina sass talks Mike and teaches us what the cool kids are abbreviating these days. How about this one: WISAGTGAWR? When Is Sabrina Actually Going To Give A Weather Report? The 5-second rule leads back to Jamie’s infamous photo of The Kid enjoying some cereal on the toilet. Dynamic dudes don’t do dishes, you know that, Mockey! Anyone for a dog food smoothie? Mikey ends the show with another fond Sean memory while Woods yawns and rolls his eyes.
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| 1. Rain by The Cult |
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| 2. Cum On Feel The Noize by Quiet Riot |
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| 3. So Tight by Greg Dulli |
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| 4. Secrets by OneRepublic |
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| 5. Kill Me Carolyne by The Whigs |
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| 6. Impossible by Anberlin |
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| 7. The Space Between by Dave Matthews Band |
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| 8. Wish You Were Here by Incubus |
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| 9. Tears Are Falling by Kiss |
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| 10. White Room by Cream |
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| 11. China Girl by David Bowie |
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| 12. Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince |
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| 13. Dear Mama by 2Pac |
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| 14. My First Kiss by 3oh!3 |
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| 15. Soul Meets Body by Death Cab for Cutie |
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| 16. The Boys Of Summer by Don Henley |
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Wednesday July 21, 2010
Best Of Day =(
July 21 at 8:05am "We had to roll Best Of today guys because I didn't get home until late last night after my dad's surgery. He is doing well but he's nauseas and has a lot of healin' up to do." - Mikey
Tuesday July 20, 2010
A dude calls in with a horrendous commute. Sienna reports on Lindsay Lohan’s jail conditions and Woods tells his tale of being locked up. The Kid likes Lindsay’s tweets. Taxpayers shelling out 300 million for a new city hall debate are next. Mikey’s Mexicaness defines him. Dr. LOB explains how the new HIV prevention gel works on a woman’s body. Woods announces he’s going to try hypnosis to kick the butts habit. The gang recaps their day of playing Mikey Golf (miniature golf). During the game Woods threw a tantrum, going Bob Knight on his golf equipment while the slack-jawed public stared at him. Sienna gets pissed when people compare her name to the mini-van. Giving fake names at restaurants leads to funny fake voices bits. While Woods is a Tom Fool 24/7, Mikey is more of a quiet, sarcastic joker off air. Get ready baristas in San Diego, you’re going to be getting orders from a lot of Hoyles! WoS has dummy Dwayne Wade audio saying “the World Trade has come down again”. What does Michael Jordon think of LeBron? Rules are laid out for the “Grab a bat, Pal” challenge. Woodsy drills Jay in the sack! The upset government contractors have the guys scrambling back to the studio. So who won? Listen and find out. Urban Survivor takes on a Roman health spa and water park. The Panel discusses oil, tar, and pregnant teens. Talk about arguing couples leads to a funny Jay story. How often does Mikey go to concerts? A peeved Luke calls in noshing on baby food and makes fun of Mikey. DYD examines vacation educators, “line fetish” guy, and car foam protectors. Smells that LOB doesn’t mind leads to a Mikey confession. The laughs abound as the cast roasts each other about scepters, nerd stuff, and wild hair standing at attention! Lindsay Lohan’s jail trip parade on TV news sets the gang off. What’s more amazing than amazing? Sabrina explains 21 year old girl speak. Sienna reveals the Top Secret 4th branch of Government. News of a mom pimping her son for dates brings out Hoyle. Sienna tells the crazy hook-up story of her parents. Jay’s story of setting up his daughter somehow leads to a hilarious Mikey roast. Bwabwa Wabwa is not pleased to here the drugged out Whoopi Goldberg audio. New Releases see a good one from a real Digweed. Poor sister Waverly, she just has to accept that Grandma will always view her as second fiddle to Sienna. Mikey reviews the Movie “Inception”.
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| 1. Would? by Alice In Chains |
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| 2. Remedy by The Black Crowes |
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| 3. Dynamite by Taio Cruz |
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| 4. Burnin' For You by Blue Oyster Cult |
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| 5. Wheels by Foo Fighters |
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| 6. Baba O'Riley by The Who |
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| 7. I Need To Know by Tom Petty |
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| 8. Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses |
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| 9. Sunday Morning Coming Down by Johnny Cash |
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| 10. I Just Want To Make Love To You by Foghat |
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| 11. Locked Up by Akon |
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| 12. Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' by Journey |
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| 13. Dreams by Van Halen |
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| 14. Who Do You Love by George Thorogood |
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| 15. Hash Pipe by Weezer |
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Monday July 19, 2010
The day starts off with Mikey beltin’ the high notes on falsetto Birthday for Woodsy. The Kid’s lasik surgery was a huge success; he could even see in the dark enough to prank-mug Mike in the carport and scare him real sweetly! Speaking of being terrified, The Kid is of leery of all stingray mayhem at the beaches. Sienna’s list of the celebrities at Comic-Con makes Woods retract his nerd card, but when a caller corrects him for confusing the Green Lantern with the Green Hornet its back to “I like girls”. Wolfgang recaps watching Pink fall at a German concert. WoS has strange Padre audio involving complex mathematics, M1 Hawk’s British Open recap, and Mikey’s bizarre Tiger theory. Of course what Monday morning edition of WoS wouldn’t have SD Brewers highlights of them clobbering the “Lug nuts”? After the panel, LOB kills it with a great Steve Jobs voice imitation. Lauren then calls out Mikey for his short lived vegetarian lifestyle. Hilarious audio of The Kid snoring like a lumberjack is next. Mad Mel’s ex Oksana defends herself to Mikey! Job interview talk has Mike tell his two polar opposite interview stories and Lauren tells about her Disney Princess fiasco. Woods nearly recruited a racist salesman. Is there anything better than Mikey cloak jokes? Mikey does his funny 8 year old voice and then LOB bares her fangs! NTT is TV show themed and sees Obese Mikey return to glory. Old Time Radio laughs at 1940’s radio voices. Sienna teaches us that what we thought was healthy food really isn’t. Captain Callout herself, LOB again bags on Mikey’s “fake vegetarian” bit. Woods has a problem with his dogs barking, which leads to a ‘shocking’ discussion. WoW helps out a horny student scheming to slay his teacher. The guy who played Darth Vader annoys George Lucas so much that he’s been banned from Star Wars events. Mikey “interviews” Jim Carey. Jay’s Doctor tried to up sell him some hair growth pills and Woods ended up nude with an MD touching his junk when all he wanted was a prescription. M1s call in with their Doctor horror stories. Sabrina reveals her favorite poolside drink and outs her little brother. The Jame Gum Show debuts! After giving everyone a piece of her 72% dark chocolate, Hilary recaps having to explain the brawl at the Padres game to her 3 year old.
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| 1. Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs |
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| 2. Same Old Song And Dance by Aerosmith |
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| 3. Unsung by Helmet |
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| 4. Lick It Up by Kiss |
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| 5. Until It Sleeps by Metallica |
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| 6. Shooting Star by Bad Company |
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| 7. Heart Of Gold by Neil Young |
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| 8. Secrets by OneRepublic |
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| 9. Cuts Like A Knife by Bryan Adams |
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| 10. Cradle Of Love by Billy Idol |
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| 11. Crawl by Kings Of Leon |
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| 12. Ramble On by Led Zeppelin |
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| 13. She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult |
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| 14. Love My Way by The Psychedelic Furs |
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| 15. It's All I Can Do by The Cars |
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| 16. Dam That River by Alice In Chains |
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Week 24
Friday July 16, 2010
Yours truly was in the studio this morning, making it right for Woodsy’s birthday this upcoming Monday. Talk of nasty school food is lost on Debutante Sienna. How’d you like to have Sienna in your auto-shop class? Jay sure would. The Kid says GIT! to yoga. M1 Soonersfan calls in with a painful story that will make your skin crawl. Apple announces a press conference and the gang speculates on what it will be about. Even Microsoft is getting in jabs about Apple’s recent woes. Mikey inspects a M1’s IPhone 4. BP finally caps the oil flow and Mikey can’t understand all the mean things people are still saying on Facebook. Stingray mania brings Wolfgang into the fray. Woods wonders aloud what would happen if he got stung on his wiener! Really? Sidelined from a sneeze? It’s true; the Padres’ ace pitcher goes on the DL after his schnozz caused an injury. The Panel takes on Mikey’s whacky weather theory, the Arizona immigration law, and Baskin Robbins’ flavor throwaway. A forensic expert thinks something’s fishy about the Mel Gibson audio. Eskimo Bluewaters says she is running out of ideas but then creates a new music genre; Popera! EBW then name-drops her new sponsor. Mikey likes Larry King’s interviewing techniques as audio is played of him having Laurence Taylor’s wife on his show. Jay thinks LT was set up by someone. An email from a teenage girl who wants a nose job creates a big discussion. Food from Maria Maria is delivered, which explains this taco stain on my notes. LOB admits being teased about her looks while growing up. Blair Witch is debuted in all its hilariousness! Check it out on Mikeyshow.com if you’re the one dweeb who hasn’t seen it yet. Should I say more on Lindsay Lohan or moron Lindsay Lohan is next? Radio Charades sees Sienna kung-fu fighting, LOB going batty, and Woods committing suicide. But Sienna, he’s Todd the God, and deities need their sleep! Pregnant or not, you better not wake The Kid. M1s call in with crazy pregnant wife stories. DP stands for Dr. Pepper, says Woods, but what dirty Jay says it stands for draws howls of laughter! A story about a plummeting Pink is next. Jay tells his awesome death defying failed parachute story. During a break, I was in the hallway and witnessed two giggling goons racing back to the studio and then Mikey tells why in his bromance bathroom story. Cash-less friends leads to Woodsy’s funny “Frank the Armenian” story. Sienna explains resume dos and don’ts. Sabrina the Weather girl returns for more updates. Mikey plays Red after his testimony.
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| 1. Lay It Down by Ratt |
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| 2. Dancing With Myself by Generation X |
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| 3. (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult |
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| 4. Just What I Needed by The Cars |
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| 5. Change by Deftones |
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| 6. Band on the Run by Paul McCartney & Wings |
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| 7. Lose Yourself by Eminem |
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| 8. Wasted Years by Iron Maiden |
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| 9. Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica |
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| 10. Truckin' by Grateful Dead |
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| 11. Break On Through (To The Other Side) by The Doors |
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| 12. Do You Believe In Love by Huey Lewis & The News |
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| 13. Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd |
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| 14. Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes |
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| 15. I Don't Know by Jeff Bridges |
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| 16. Crossroads by Cream |
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Thursday July 15, 2010
The awesome Footloose video is up and it’s kicking butt and taking names! 30 stingrays got their sting on at beachgoer’s expense and The Kid wants to harpoon them all. If rays, sharks, and jellyfish were not enough, there are killer bees on the land! M1s call in with their scary ocean stories and M1 Chubs sounds like he enjoys the hippy lettuce. Little Jake digs him some Mariah Carey pictures! Eh-HAH! LOB is recognized in public by her laugh. Sienna tells about her embarrassing moment with her belly out. Mikey is eventually going to have hernia surgery. WoS has big story about the Chargers team doctor who loves the sauce. M1 Hawk breaks down the British Open. Sarah Palin may not be happy with her daughter’s engagement but she sure is funny to listen too! To everyone’s amazement Mikey announces he’s going vegetarian. Is Mikey a Sally? Dave Matthews makes his return with an open robe and jokes about Mikey’s beard, and then he breaks out a hilarious song about Mikey’s face. Is there anything worse than…? LOB does a great voice automation voice. I wonder what Adam Ant would think of “Ant Art”. A huge topic on step siblings being real family or not is next. A jerk calls in saying Todd should never have married Sienna. Another great moment in radio occurs when Hoyle brings in a real Mariachi band to jam live! Hoyle proves he’s a radio genius as the ratings soar while the band cranks out one classic song after another. A M1 with a son in dance camp starts an argument. Would Jay let Jasper wear a dress? Jay used a nanny cam to catch a nanny abusing her privileges. After Rebecca calls in, Luke calls to put in his nanny requirements. Weather Girl Sabrina can sure use some motivation. Mad Mel part 4 has Whoopi Goldberg audio defending him and her own comments. Topper struts in to discuss Mel and bash Woodsy’s P90X. Crazy “pre-nubs” among celebrities gets a big discussion going. Donald Duck Hot or Not ruffles some feathers! LOB needs a speakeasy to get her Kombucha. Hilary admits she’s a hippy, and then scares Mikey about chemicals in everyday products.
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| 1. I Turn My Camera On by Spoon |
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| 2. Here Comes Your Man by Pixies |
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| 3. My Kinda Lover by Billy Squier |
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| 4. Good Friday by The Black Crowes |
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| 5. Peace Frog by The Doors |
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| 6. Two Tickets To Paradise by Eddie Money |
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| 7. Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting by Elton John |
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| 8. Save It For Later by The English Beat |
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| 9. Who Do You Love by George Thorogood & the Destroyers |
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| 10. Heart And Soul by Huey Lewis & The News |
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| 11. The One Thing by INXS |
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| 12. Sad But True by Metallica |
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| 13. Rockin' In The Free World by Neil Young |
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| 14. Wanted Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi |
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| 15. In My Dreams by Dokken |
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| 16. Saved By Zero by The Fixx |
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Wednesday July 14, 2010
Birthday falsetto begins the day. The gang groans about having to do a whole segment in Jay’s studio later on after losing the bet with him. Woods remembers George Steinbrenner with accompanying audio. The National Anthem makes Mikey feel proud. Sienna does not know state abbreviations so Mike quizzes her! Black jellyfish are invading San Diego beaches, much to Woodsy’s dismay. Rush Limbaugh audio of the big blowhard hemming and hawing about “that cracker” George Steinbrenner is played. The Panel discusses Tori Spelling’s wisecracking kid, cougar women, and duct tape solutions for IPhones. Luke demands a Flatscreen for his crib. Funny Fox news audio of a cat fight is next. The Passion of the Gibson has more audio of the angry Aussie. Woods is tired of all the cultural hoopla. Ding Dong Sing-Along has a kind Mikey giving away prizes to clowns. Jay’s missing turtle named Hank caused a panic in the producer and when Mikey made light of it all heck broke loose! To make things worse, when everyone was looking for Hank, Mikey was checking his email. The gang pays off their bet and spend the 8am to 8:30 segment crammed inside Jay’s sauna of a studio. Hilarity ensues and poor claustrophobic LOB starts freaking out. An email about a husband who gets upset with his scantily-clad wife is next. What is it with Lauren and crosswalks? This time some creep took a picture of her! Meanwhile, in the cool, comfy big studio Jay’s sound effect skills evoke talk about Sean and what Woods did to counter the “Amigos” picture. Would you like to be under the sea, in Paul the Octopuses garden? Millions on Youtube sure do. LOB wants her own song as Sienna Sings begins. Sienna kills KISS, croaks Creedence, and assassinates AC/DC. Next is Woodsy’s gut-wrenching P90X workout recap. Senor Beans is eager to hook people up with fake ID’s. Two birds or not two birds? That is the question. Mike Tyson gives pet-owning tips. Will Gender Pyramid see a break in the girls’ streak? How much will Sienna spend on her baby the first three weeks?
Bumper Music
| 1. Love Removal Machine by The Cult |
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| 2. Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones |
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| 3. Cochise by Audioslave |
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| 4. Tighten Up by The Black Keys |
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| 5. Wiser Time by The Black Crowes |
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| 6. Giving The Dog A Bone by AC/DC |
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| 7. Whipping Post by The Allman Brothers Band |
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| 8. Roadhouse Blues by The Doors |
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| 9. Keep On Loving You by REO Speedwagon |
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| 10. 11am by Incubus |
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| 11. In The Dark by Billy Squier |
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| 12. Take the Money and Run by Steve Miller Band |
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| 13. Beautiful Day by U2 |
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| 14. Box Of Rain by Grateful Dead |
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| 15. Debonair by The Afghan Whigs |
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| 16. Bye Bye Love by The Cars |
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Tuesday July 13, 2010
The Kid hates getting older and does some deep thinking. Sienna reports the new containment cap will hopefully work. Mikey is conflicted about playing the insane rants of Mel Gibson. Differing views on gossip talk leads back to a down-in-the-dumps Woodsy. In N’Out Burger’s secret recipe is revealed by a sneaky chef. Zombie zingers fly during Sienna’s car wreck story! Wil Ferrel audio of him idolizing sports guys leads to talk about comedians with toys in the attic. WoS touches on Vincent Jackson’s suspension, the NBA commish cracking down on the Cav’s owner and The LeBron Show, and as much as he hates to admit it, Big Papi. Sienna’s recap about seeing a little boy dragged into the women’s restroom creates a debate. As if Woodsy wasn’t solemn enough, breaking news of George Steinbrenner dying hits the airwaves. The Mad Mel audio is so terrifying it takes an entire segment to digest! Verbal abuse versus physical abuse: which is worse? M1 Karen calls in defending Mel then Cavedweller calls in to debunk her theory. Fun time returns with a Woodsy roast and secret audio of him throwing down a push-up challenge. The Kid struggles to do one push-up and Mikey rips off 25 like it was nothing. Just wait til’ I’m svelte, Mockey! When is Mikey going to learn to never make a bet with Jay? Sienna’s superstitions drive Mike nuts. Sienna can’t avoid being haunted by 11:11. Tom Tom Tunes provides the lols big time! Woods remembers watching Britany Spears’ first video while pantless. Is there anything better than football at Thanksgiving? Jay and LOB say there is. Christmas morning is better than anything and Mikey is scared on Halloween. Now is there anything worse than…chainsaw guy at the Haunted Hotel breaking character? Cast backstage riders list is next as they list their whacky demands. Each one is funny and different. New Releases reports on a wide variety of music and a Christopher Cross debate that irritates Mikey. If Mikey showed up to work clean shaven the cast would vomit!
Bumper Music
| 1. Check My Brain by Alice In Chains |
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| 2. Back To School by Mini Maggit |
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| 3. Hard Sun by Eddie Vedder |
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| 4. My Hero by Foo Fighters |
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| 5. Nightrain by Guns N' Roses |
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| 6. Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 7. Stone In Love by Journey |
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| 8. Taper Jean Girl by Kings Of Leon |
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| 9. Gimme Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd |
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| 10. Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology) by Marvin Gaye |
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| 11. To The Sea by Jack Johnson |
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| 12. In Bloom by Nirvana |
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| 13. You Can't Kill Rock And Roll by Ozzy Osbourne |
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| 14. Not For You by Pearl Jam |
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| 15. Wanted Man by Ratt |
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| 16. Keep On Loving You by REO Speedwagon |
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Monday July 12, 2010
Woods puts down the Pop Tarts and begins his P90X journey. The Barefoot Bandit takes the police on a wild, Miami Vice-style boat chase until he finally gets caught. What was young Mikey up to when other kids went to camp? OTL players take their “sport” to new drunken levels! Listen to a hilarious endorsement by Jame Gum for “Skin Shoes”. Mikey translates the Spain World Cup win. You know everyone tunes in to WoS for their weekly San Diego Brewers updates, right? Well this time Woods even has audio of their stunning loss. Jesse Jackson weighs in on Cleveland Cavaliers’ owner Dan Gilbert. LOB’s sexy weekend all started at a crosswalk. After Mikey walked in on Jay while he was “filing papers” an argument about bathroom etiquette ensues. The first of Mel Gibson’s crazy audio is played with Mel going Mad Max on his ex-girlfriend. A pet dog that a future wife is allergic to sparks a huge debate. Roman Polanski, Oscar winning director/pedophile stays safe in Switzerland. NTT theme is movies and that means it’s being put on a tee for you know who. Woods noshes on some almonds as part of his new diet. Hoyle schools “Blonde Ambition” on the “internets”! Yo momma’s so fat… Why does Hoyle buy his condoms at Costco? WoW sees The Kid at a loss when a dude says his parents think he’s gay. LOB drops an “eff off” that stuns the cast. Jay and Woods butt heads over designer jeans. Advice on good kissing gets a big round of “loose jaw” laughs. High school reunions can get couples into fights pretty darn quick. Michael Jackson calls a doctor to try and get Bubbles to speak English! Mikey is very passionate about divorce. Eskimo Bluewaters sweats her way into the studio and Sienna reveals EBW’s real name is Judy Douche! Turns out EBW grew up on the “poor side” of La Jolla as she gets roasted real good by the “clown shop”. Peanut debuts a “new” song. The roommates with benefits debate leads to Jay making another funny creeper remark to skeeve Mikey out. Mikey “interviews” Tracy Morgan. Jay wonders what to do about a Facebook friend request from his school bully. Stay away from my car Carrie Underwood!
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| 1. My Generation by The Who |
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| 2. Unchained by Van Halen |
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| 3. Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent |
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| 4. California Gurls by Katy Perry |
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| 5. I Just Want To Make Love To You by Foghat |
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| 6. Story Of My Life by Social Distortion |
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| 7. Take It On The Run by REO Speedwagon |
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| 8. Hold The Line by Toto |
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| 9. Midnight Rider by The Allman Brothers Band |
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| 10. Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen |
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| 11. Icky Thump by The White Stripes |
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| 12. Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar |
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| 13. Heard It In A Love Song by The Marshall Tucker Band |
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| 14. Saturday Night Special by Lynyrd Skynyrd |
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| 15. Wish You Were Here by Incubus |
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| 16. Shimmer by Fuel 238 |
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Week 23
Friday July 9, 2010
After intros the big LeBron drama announcement talk begins. Will Miami be the best team next year? Not if my Lakers have anything to say about it! Cav’s owner flips his lid when writing his open letter to Cav’s fans, pretty much calling Lebron a loser and a jerk. What’s a Gitvuzella? WoS has emotional fan audio from Cleveland about Lebron James basically saying ‘C- Ya! Wouldn’t want to be ya!’ The Miami Heat jokes continue and are followed up by some third person audio. Sienna reports on a sea lion named “Cop Car” released into the wild. The Panel takes on metabolism, fish talk, and Lindsay Lohan’s daddy. LOB’s Pine Mouth revelation interests Mikey. What does Obese Mikey wish they put in vending machines? Sienna would like to see booze available in vending machines. An email about a college student who chose Grossmont over UCLA for a girl gets the gang talking. Hey Cubs, I got a surprise for you, Mockey! LOB cracks a great joke about the size of Mike’s cologne bottle. The roast is on as Rebecca calls in to reminisce about Mikey’s Hawaiian oxygen facial! Brand names versus generic leads to another hilarious Bark Maumann story. If you don’t like Lauren’s turkey chili then hit the road buzzard! Dudes call in with their go-to dishes they make to impress chicks. Woods is a “mad crier” and demonstrates his mad cry/wall punching. Movies are the theme for Radio Charades. Places you should not go on a first date get Mikey and The Kid to contemplate their bromance. We learn about LOB “Rocking your face off”! Talented local musician Josh Damigo stops by with his acoustic and wins over Woods even though Josh wears a Red Sox hat. Disneyland rides and Mikey at a water park with his shirt on jokes are next. Donald Duck is not pals with Mickey Mouse. Old Time Radio explains the ins and outs of the radio biz, followed by weird wedding locations. LOB makes another joke that discomforts Mikey. Food that helps you sleep sees LOB the butt of jokes. Sienna reports on Japanese monkeys pulling off the greatest escape.
Bumper Music
| 1. Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses |
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| 2. Them Bones by Alice In Chains |
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| 3. Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) by Deftones |
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| 4. Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters |
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| 5. Mr. Brightside by The Killers |
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| 6. Crawl by Kings Of Leon |
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| 7. Looks That Kill by Mötley Crüe |
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| 8. Unsung by Helmet |
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| 9. Walk by Pantera |
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| 10. Tom Sawyer by Rush |
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| 11. Outshined by Soundgarden |
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| 12. Meant To Live by Switchfoot |
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| 13. Stranglehold by Ted Nugent |
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| 14.Thunder Kiss '65 by White Zombie |
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| 15.Beautiful Girls by Van Halen |
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| 16. Last Nite by The Strokes |
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Thursday July 8, 2010
Best Of Day =(
July 7 at 8:00pm "Jury duty tomorrow M1's. Love you guys and I'll see you on Friday...provided I am not on a jury." - Mikey
July 8 at 12:10pm "I just got dismissed from jury duty so we are back on tomorrow morning!!" - Mikey
Wednesday July 7, 2010
Mikey’s meal plan makes Woods bring up the P90X workout routine as he prepares to tell his body fat to GIT! Oh Bumbo Klaat, LOB considered dreadlocks! Chilly, rainy, and cloudy San Diego July weather is just fine with pregnant Sienna. The feelgood story of abducted little girl being found leads to another micro-chipping debate. Internet pranksters have Justin Bieber heading for North Korea. LOB argues with fast food gurus Mikey and Woods about serving times. Disturbing audio about a fan that fell from the stands doesn’t stop Jay’s funny cynical jokes. Wolfgang is ready for his German feast. The Mikey Show panel stomps on stamps, sugary sodas being banned, and children in the entertainment industry. Along with “Pudding Guy”, what does Bark Maumann do that earns him a DYD? A fired up Woods goes off on “Sample Guy”. Freaky Freckles herself, Lindsay Lohan gets sentenced to jail. She better become a real “Mean Girl” once she’s in the big house. The gang talks about her crying to the judge audio and how pathetic her life has become. Ding Dong Sing-Along throws a perfect game! The winner of the last DDS song, M1 Lucia drops the news that her hubby forgot her birthday. Mikey gets him on the air and the dude gets filleted, although jay can sympathize. “Skanks Next Door” audio of Kendra who slept with Hugh Hefner explains why she’s a “good” stripper. A debate between Mike and LOB about inherent human nature ensues. How good are LOB’s tweets? New big decision in the Woods household has The Kid upset and Senor Beans calls in to lament as well. An email about a dude not wanting to live with his girlfriend seeks out Sienna and Lauren’s advice, then leads to an always funny Woods/LOB role playing scenario. Which sex likes provoking drama the most? Name That Tom Tom Tune is freaking hilarious! The new awesome bit even gets Woods to do his muscle flex poker face dance. Sienna reviews the Eclipse movie and Woods reviews Grownups and LOB confuses Chris Rock with Chris Tucker. After roasting Lauren for her gaff, the girls get a little redemption during Gender Pyramid. Sienna’s news about a crazy lady who lived with the corpse of her husband and the corpse of her sister begets hysterical comments. Things that bug your boss revisit Mikey’s issues with pens. What is a bodyman?
No Thursday Show (Mikey’s Lil Boots went off to jury duty)
Bumper Music
| 1. Working Man by Rush |
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| 2. Nearly Lost You by Screaming Trees |
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| 3. Paralyzer by Finger Eleven |
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| 4. To The Sea by Jack Johnson |
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| 5. The Seeker by The Who |
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| 6. Decode by Paramore |
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| 7. The Wanton Song by Led Zeppelin |
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| 8. You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC |
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| 9. Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World |
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| 10. The Red by Chevelle |
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| 11. Show Me What You Got by Jay-Z |
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| 12. Dreams by Fleetwood Mac |
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| 13. Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand |
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| 14. Lyin' Eyes by Eagles |
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| 15. Somebody Told Me by The Killers |
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| 16. The Sound (Live on the Mikey Show) by Switchfoot |
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Tuesday July 6, 2010
Woodsy’s folks are in studio and Mikey apologizes for the crappy weather. Meanwhile, the east coast is hot and miserable. LOB got kicked out of the hot springs by the cops along with her friends and a naked guy during her hippyfest weekend! Everyone can get behind “Behind the Music” even if it’s J-Lo and P Diddy. Woods breaks down the red hot Padres, the all star snubs, and Brock Lesnar’s amazing win. Former hot dog eating champ goes postal at an eating event he wasn’t even participating in and Mike plays the hilarious audio of him getting arrested. NL save leader Heath Bell calls in and talks about the Padres awesome season so far. When is it ok for a parent to discourage their kid from doing something brings out Sarah Palin. Listen to find out what happened the last time Mikey played catch. Sienna recaps her big neighborhood 4th of July party- La Jolla style. Jay witnessed cooler raids by thirsty cops at the beach. NTT has Woods wish there was at least one non-gay song in the mix. Bill Clinton says it’s ok for democrats to join the KKK, just not republicans. The Kid has new spittoon and his mom tells what it’s like having a ladies man for a son. WoW tries to help a lonely gym rat who lives at home and creepy “BFFs”, which gets Frankie to chime in. Need a pick up line? The Kid has loads of ‘em, real good. Jay’s sad story about putting down the family dog leads to talk about pet insurance and Sienna’s yarn and fish hook story. Mikey’s latest issue with Miley Cyrus turns into a double standard debate. Papa Woods (M1 Hawk) does a perfect version of his very own WoS! Bark Maumann was thrown in jail on his birthday. LOB tells her funny drunken search for a pickle story. Chicks Sound F/X gets everybody giggling. Pop-question hot shot: you wake up to find a strange nude dude asleep on your couch, what do you do? Poor sweet Sienna, she tried to convince a girl at the mall into admitting she was Blake Lively! Greatest Sienna line from that story is she “blubbed around the mall”! A week has yet to go by where we don’t hear another crazy Jay story, I won’t give it away but it involves a naked Jay, a stranger’s house, and a ham sandwich! How did Lindsay Lohan ruin Lauren’s Kombucha? Get ready, The Kid is soon to start his intense P90X workout. Perfectville bodied LOB thinks she’s fat and out of shape, yeah right, and I’m Phillip Rivers. Paris Hilton went to the World Cup with a spliff. Do-it-yourself home repairs list has Sienna and Lauren say they love caulk!
Bumper Music
| 1. Can't You Hear Me Knocking by The Rolling Stones |
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| 2. California Gurls by Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg |
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| 3. Misty Mountain Hop by Led Zeppelin |
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| 4. Are You Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 5. In The End by Linkin Park |
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| 6. Tighten Up by The Black Keys |
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| 7. Girlfriend by Matthew Sweet |
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| 8. Seek & Destroy by Metallica |
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| 9. Electric Feel by MGMT |
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| 10. Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas |
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| 11. The Fixer by Pearl Jam |
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| 12. Need You Now by Lady Antebellum |
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| 13. Little Sister by Queens Of The Stone Age |
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| 14. You're In Love by Ratt |
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| 15. Bastards Of Young by The Replacements |
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| 16. Walk This Way by Run-D.M.C. |
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Monday July 5, 2010
Best Of Day =(
4th Of July Holiday
Week 22
Friday July 2, 2010
Mikey has never seen a Jonah Hill movie,(weird). RIP Don Coryell- the man who revolutionized the game of football forever. Weather woes continue to drive Woods and Mikey crazy. Beaches in the Gulf area are making people sick and a poor out of work from the oil spill fisherman committed suicide. Obama is getting slammed by the press more than ever yet he still has enough nad to tell us what it takes to be a “real” American while Godzilla lurks in the background! Sienna controls the Panel on Toyota troubles, The Nerd…I mean Droid, and a hand gun hating mayor. Eskimo Bluewaters stops by with Peanut in tow, drops a burro joke on Mikey, and explains about her boyfriend named “Tad Corvette”. EBW then plays her Pinewood Derby jingle that sounds mighty familiar. Will Eskimo get her own blog on Mikeyshow.com? Jay drops a huge inside joke on EBW regarding her blog updating skills compared to another cast member. MIDI Madness has M1 Edward competing for Vampire Weekend tickets…coincidence? Best and worst national anthems are next, with the worst being the funniest. Thanks a lot Tom Arnold! The most anticipated bit of the day is the hidden Woods audio that Sienna recorded off air. Turns out The Kid was furiously trying to leave a good voicemail during several hilarious takes. While Sienna looks for black diamonds, LOB looks for black dudes! Oh Mama Testa, how the Mikey Show loves thee. Lauren has a boatload of eh-Hahs! for the voice mail roulette segment. Engineering snafus make for awkward moments and an Incorporator shout out. Why does LOB’s voicemail sound a lot like MC Mel Dog in an office setting? Woods drops a Runes reference that earns crickets. Don’t worry Mockey, I’ll pay a buck to the jar cuz you clowns are morons, Mockey! A text about a dude dating a girl who has no girlfriends wonders if that is strange, to which the short answer is yes, it is. Mikey is a BFF: A “Big Fat Friend”. A 49 year old calls in who claims she has no female friends because her last one tried to get her hubby to knock her up! When will the Twilight saga end, or will it? List of the best potato chips has Obese Mikey defending his Chip of the Month club. Hoyle gets upset again with the direction of the show. Radio Charades has Woodsy dance around for nothing but at least the second caller has a functional brain, then LOB pulls a winner. Bad ass band names has The Kid reminisce about being kicked out of “Gypsy Rose”. M1 HB calls in with “Your Mom”! Poor Jay went to the fair, had to file papers, then a little girl pointed out that toilet paper was hanging from his shorts! Run-ins with ex’s is sparked by Sienna’s Baskin Robbins story of humiliation. Gay dancer jokes abound when a caller tells about being face to face with her ex’s package. M1 Babyshaker calls in and LOB drops a dirty bird reference that even skeeves Woods out! Mikey delivers his 4th of July weekend testimony.
Bumper Music
| 1. Back in Black by AC/DC |
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| 2. The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult |
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| 3. Believe by The Bravery |
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| 4. It's So Easy by Guns N' Roses |
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| 5. Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C. |
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| 6. Drive by Incubus |
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| 7. Change by Deftones |
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| 8. Bound for the Floor by Local H |
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| 9. A Place For My Head by Linkin Park |
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| 10. Wild Flower by The Cult |
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| 11. Bye Bye Love by The Cars |
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| 12. Feel The Heat (Boogie Nights) by Mark Wahlberg And John C Reilly |
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| 13. All The Small Things by Blink-182 |
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| 14. Layla by Derek & The Dominos |
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| 15. Sugar, We're Goin Down by Fall Out Boy |
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| 16. The Pretender by Foo Fighters |
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Thursday July 1, 2010
Dracula fever persists, there’s just no taming of this estrogen-fueled phenomena. Don’t you dare have technical problems when showing Eclipse. Mikey wonders if there’s crazy vampire and werewolf sex going on in these flicks. A M1 named Cullen calls in to say Twilight has ruined his life. Shark warnings for San Diego get The Kid to worrying. Medical reefer, floating boozers, and Wonder Woman’s makeover are Panel topics. The Padres and Chargers have themselves a little prescription drug scandal. Mikey is all in on the Air bending movie but Woods would rather watch Eclipse. Turns out World of Warcraft makes you a better businessman. What are the best 4th of July BBQ snacks for your health and who besides Lauren really cares? 911 audio of a vampire in the car call is next. Todd the God’s supped up 1987 Toyota Supra cracks Woodsy up, while Sienna complains, then The God Todd himself calls in from the freeway to defend his hot rod! At least he has cassette tapes in that Supra! A call about a girl who was grinding on a dude at a bar and ended up almost being date-raped proves to be the biggest topic of the day with all kinds of differing opinions. Why is the Twilight saga like soccer? Listen in for the punch line, it makes perfect sense. Urban Survivor barely makes it out of a candy store alive. Someone on the show (her initials rhyme with ellobee) was suckered into a rent party disguised as a dinner party? Sienna explains debutant dos and don’ts. UFC announcer Mike Goldberg calls in to talk some MMA and the return of Brock Lesnar. Gender Pyramid sees the fairer sex prevail. Larry King’s biggest bloopers are next. Make way for the “Narco” submarine, which to borrow from the Beatles really was a yellow submarine on the inside since it has no toilet on board. Woods can’t figure out why the Kardashians are so popular. Listen to find out what the cast is tired of in pop culture. Jay in a dress? Say it ain’t so McGruber! Sienna tells through many tears the brave story of Manchas the chihuahua that saved a child by sacrificing its own life and even The Kid gets choked up. Mikey can’t help but make light of the situation, poor Sienna.
Bumper Music
| 1. Empire State Of Mind by Jay-Z |
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| 2. Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones |
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| 3. Plush by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 4. Jack & Diane by John Cougar |
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| 5. Rock of Ages by Def Leppard |
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| 6. Everlong by Foo Fighters |
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| 7. Lovesong by The Cure |
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| 8. Don't Stop Believin' by Journey |
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| 9. Fire Woman by The Cult |
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| 10. Remedy by The Black Crowes |
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| 11. Scar Tissue by Red Hot Chili Peppers |
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| 12. Poker Face by Lady Gaga |
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| 13. Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin |
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| 14. Come As You Are by Nirvana |
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| 15. Use Somebody by Kings Of Leon |
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| 16. Would? by Alice In Chains |
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Wednesday June 30, 2010
Mikey’s stressed about the 4th of July and acting more like Frankie when it comes to hanging out with Woods. LOB’s convinced she’s going to be bad wife. During a phone call with Mikey, Jay kills a rattlesnake, so the gang imagines him on the line while fixing the oil spill. Dracula audio is next and Wolfgang learns that Kristen Stewart is a ho. Larry King announces his retirement after 350 years of broadcasting. Pau Gasol has a great hook shot but he can’t sing for crap. The Panel is next with opines on meat flavored vodka and Eclipse. A creeper calls in who wants to take LOB to see Eclipse. How environmentally safe are fireworks? An expert calls in to let us know. Led Zep’s image gets tarnished a little as they are being sued by a band called Spirit and a folk singer dude. Donald Duck reenacts his DUI 911 call. Dividing up restaurant bills discussion gets blown up into a long debate. Grandpa Ga Ga youtube video will get your geriatric blood a flowin’. Woods can’t dance, neither can Obese Mikey. Things dudes do to impress girls has to his embarrassment, a recap of what Jamie won for her man Woodsy. Obese Mikey makes a mix tape. Sienna’s recap leads to Mikey wanting to microchip kids, than takes on a whole new argument. LOB and Woodsy want an IPhone but don’t want to lose their current service. Mikey and “Rebecca” role play until the real Rebecca calls in to explain Mikey’s allowance. BTW, Sienna has huge boobs. Things chicks dig that dudes don’t like evokes side boob, gladiator sandals, strapless tops, and rompers. Woods has the shakes; is he feeling ok? Tom Tom Girl plays in new game reciting lyrics to tickle your funny bone. Sienna uses a “hand condom” to blow Mikey’s vuvuzela horn. Jay wears a mouth protector to bed, which interests Mike. Wolfgang interviews Twilight broads on the street. Mikey and Jay’s soul mate argument ensues and for once LOB and Mikey are on the same page. LOB brings up a good point about soul mate theory using her grandparents as example. Who’s the real creeper on the Mikey Show? All eyes point to Jay. Lauren and Woods argue about their music picks, and then The Kid turns on Mikey’s picks. If that wasn’t enough, Woods tries to bribe LOB to switch music pick days with him, but she ain’t budging. M1 Fred wants to know if he’s a cheater.
Bumper Music
| 1. Lose Yourself by Eminem |
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| 2. Top Of The World by Carpenters |
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| 3. Alive In This Moment by Starfield |
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| 4. Airplanes (Feat. Hayley WIlliams) by B.O.B. |
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| 5. Let It Fade by Jeremy Camp |
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| 6. Lay Me Down by Dirty Heads |
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| 7. Just when I Needed You Most by Randy VanWarmer |
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| 8.Never Say Never by The Fray |
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| 9. Wrong Replacement by The Color Red |
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| 10. Lay 'Em Down by Needtobreathe |
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| 11. 49 Heaven by Systematic |
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| 12. Shut Me Out by Kutless |
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| 13. You Say by Vertical Horizon |
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| 14. Falling by Le Blanc And Carr |
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| 15. You Give Me Something by James Morrison |
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| 16. Fever by Family Force 5 |
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Tuesday June 29, 2010
Twilight madness talk has the girls as creepers and The Kid as a team Jacob diet follower. Mikey interviews AT&T IPhone customers. June gloom bothers everyone, unless you live in the mountains. People are dropping like flies around Biden and Obama. Audio of jokes from the eleven hour tennis match is played. Mikey Show panel: no more skinny models, The Lohan’s reality show, and Vince Neil’s DUI. Sienna has a 5 second breakfast rule. Kristen Stewart may look stoned all the time, but she gets fired up with Letterman asking her about hunting wolves. Wolfgang wonders why his favorite singer is not on the celebrity singers guessing game. Randy “Macho Man” Savage takes creepy to a whole new level. Sienna gets reprimanded by a woman for her choice of desserts, and it really upsets her. Callers pour in to support her and even a M1 chef calls to put her mind at ease. LOB will rock your face off! The Kid does not like British humor. Move over Facebook, Google’s getting into the social site game. Mikey tells about the Chris Angel look-alike dude who big-timed him with the line; “google me”! Hilary calls in with her amazing Google story. An email about a dude who flies home once a month to his girlfriend’s dismay especially bothers the girls and draws out a big discussion. Team Woods goes everywhere together. When Lil Boots is ready to leave a party his hand goes to Rebecca’s knee. After 40 years of not knowing odd from even, Professor LOB teaches Mikey her foolproof method and he gets it! “Thumbs” Fox is married to “David effing Silver” and he shows up to brag about his 90210 days. There’s no birdy quite as dirty as LOB. Hoyle stops in to press release his bold statement, urges Mikey to “kiss his tamales”, and busts out more rip roarin’ yo mama jokes! Comedian named Felipe Esparza leads to Mikey taking the bus to go fishing jokes. Mikey “interviews” Kanye West. During new releases, The Kid drops the sweet & sour version of “Better Not Ban My Peanuts”. The Kid threatens to go see a midnight showing of Eclipse and stay up all night until work it’s time for work. Salmon; yum or yuck? Mikey tells the salmon left in car and Rebecca gets grossed out story.
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| 1. October by Broken Bells |
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| 2. Blasphemous Rumours by Depeche Mode |
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| 3. Gimme Sympathy (Acoustic) by Metric |
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| 4. Couch Surfer by Bran Van 3000 |
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| 5. Our Whole Lives by The Hold Steady |
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| 6. Factory by Band of Horses |
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| 7. Crown Of The Valley by Jets To Brazil |
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| 8. Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails |
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| 9. Feed The Tree by Belly |
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| 10. The Yellow Ones by Pinback |
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| 11. Lost in the Zoo by Goddamn Electric Bill |
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| 12. 40 Day Dream by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros |
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| 13. Lemon Grove Avenue by Mason Jennings |
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| 14. Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear |
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| 15. Tequila Sunrise by Eagles |
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| 16. White Crosses by Against Me! |
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Monday June 28, 2010
Jay scales walls better than spiderman! Is the Geezer bandit inspiring impersonators? Vice President Joe Biden loves yogurt, but not yogurt servers. Where is the 94/9 transmitter. Mockey, you sponger, you sponge real sweetly, Mockey! LOB gets roasted for another blonde moment. What has Mikey done for his girlfriend (Padres) lately? The panel talks about Ga Ga, MJ’s glove, and celebrity relatives. Jay was hot-tubbing with the wife and both of them saw UFOs! The Kid doesn’t buy it, but why would Jay make that up? Next, Mikey tells his own UFO story and Woods has no explanation. A debate on the possibility of intelligent life in the universe follows, leading to a mention of M. Night Shamalammadingdong. Chris Brown audio will make you gag; does he deserve forgiveness? NNT 80’s and 90’s rock provides for surprise victory. Al Gore warms his own globe (allegedly) with a massage therapist who says it may be ‘inconvenient’ but it’s the ‘truth’! Smoking woman at a party for children even gets Woods up in arms, but ends up defending himself anyway. Nicotine addiction stories follow. Obese Mikey doesn’t like Sienna’s news about American McNuggets. Eskimo Bluewaters is experimenting with lots of new stuff, including comedy! Yodeling is also up EBW’s alley, and she then proceeds to read Sienna’s palm. How to know when a girl is ready to dump you has LOB regretting her 30th birthday. Good thing Lauren’s easy to reach on the phone, right? Radio Charades sees a nail biting, last second finish. Mikey interviews Midnight Express author Billy Hayes about his real life escape from a Turkish Prison and how it really went down. This is a riveting interview you won’t want to miss. Woods almost joined the Navy! He tells of his first year of college struggles and LOB tells how she almost declined Mikey’s offer to be on the show. The vuvuzela song: inspired by a woman who blew out her windpipe with one of those annoying soccer horns. Todd the God taking surf lessons from Woods leads to an awkward but funny situation.
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| 1. Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne |
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| 2. Start Me Up by The Rolling Stones |
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| 3. Blurry by Puddle of Mudd |
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| 4. Crazy by Aerosmith |
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| 5. All Night Long by Lionel Richie |
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| 6. Rosa Parks by Outkast |
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| 7. Stir It Up by Bob Marley |
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| 8. Life After You by Daughtry |
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| 9. Round Here by Counting Crows |
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| 10. I've Got A Woman by Ray Charles |
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| 11. Toes by Zac Brown Band |
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| 12. Say My Name by Destiny's Child |
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| 13. Lullaby by Shawn Mullins |
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| 14. If We Ever Meet Again (Featuring Katy Perry) by Timbaland |
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| 15. You're The Inspiration by Chicago |
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| 16. Listen To The Music by The Doobie Brothers |
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Week 21
Friday June 25, 2010
Mikey begins the day bemoaning about his coffee routine being thrown off. Danny’s in studio on his birthday, which happens to be the one year anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death. In commemoration, LOB is picking all MJ songs. Bubbles the chimp rears his head again and Woods does the moonwalk. Iphone fever…catch it! Dude who could have had millions from his original investment in Apple now cashes in his spare change. How many times with this Geezer bandit? Mockey, what’cha think of my new office, Mockey? Woods doesn’t work well with tools, then he argues with Jay over who is better at sports. Next is wedding rings worn or not talk. LOB skinny dips with girls and to her it’s no big deal. Danny showers Jay with gifts from us M1s. MIDI Madness is all MJ music yet one caller apparently did not hear or comprehend. Car pooling pals Mikey and Woods drove to work together, which is a perfect lead in for Sienna’s songwriting skills as the tune “Bromance” is played! Sonny aka Senor Beans calls in and can tell by her voice Sienna has big ‘uns. Susanna stops by to gab about auto-tune. Did Tom Tom Boy interview the ex-General? The most embarrassing thing you were into as a teenager has Woods admit he wore a Malcolm X hat and thought he was black, to which Jay has a hilarious remark. Mikey had a thing for CB radios and loved to taunt truckers. Lauren prank called Pauley Shore. Switchfoot arrives in studio with coffee for everyone and Mike tells how the band has impacted his life. An acoustic jam follows with two great songs and John gives insights into their origins. Great musicians make Woods want to put his guitar in storage. Neil Diamond promotes his gigs at “the world cups”, gets mad at LOB and the other “stoneheads”, and rips on his poor niece. News story of the L.A. mayor accepting all kinds of free schwag is ok by Woods albeit tacky, then the mayor calls in fishing for free tickets and ends up practically engaged to LOB! What would you do if you could pause time? Of all things, Mikey would inspect freeways. You can probably guess what Woods and Jay would do, and most of us guys for that matter. Mike’s testimony ends with the original version of Switchfoot’s “Always”.
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| 1. I Want You Back by The Jackson 5 |
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| 2. Bad by Michael Jackson |
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| 3. Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough by Michael Jackson |
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| 4. Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' by Michael Jackson |
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| 5. Billie Jean by Michael Jackson |
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| 6. P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) by Michael Jackson |
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| 7. Man In The Mirror by Michael Jackson |
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| 8. Thriller by Michael Jackson |
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| 9. Rock With You by Michael Jackson |
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| 10. Black Or White by Michael Jackson |
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| 11. Remember The Time by Michael Jackson |
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| 12. Beat It by Michael Jackson |
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| 13. Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson |
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| 14. Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson |
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| 15. The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson |
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| 16. Human Nature by Michael Jackson |
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Thursday June 24, 2010
LOB returns triumphant from her stand up show and recaps the evening. Her nerves nearly got the best of her when she found herself winging it on stage. Dirty Lauren is a big hit with Woobie as she tells the tall black guy story. Iphone 4 insanity has the gang bet on when Mikey will buy it and a M1 calls in on his brand new one. Obama tells us ‘Who’s The Boss’. WoS cheers the Pads and discusses the amazing marathon match at Wimbledon. The Mikey Show Panel takes on Miley’s behavior, Lamar Odom’s gift from his big-butted Kardashian wife, and Seinfeld’s Ga Ga grumblings. Sienna’s 80+ year old great aunt has a funny oil spill solution. MC Mel-dog explains the Jersey Shore. Embarrassing songs that make you turn the volume down at stoplights is a great bit, getting a M1 who sings classical opera amaze the cast. Sienna reports on the California epidemic of whooping cough. Ding Dong Sing Along ends with a creative shout out to Sean to Woods’ displeasure. How does David Spade consistently pull hot chicks? The grill-off is on with a grill set up by Jay in the back of his truck. The two kooks…I mean cooks bromance argue while their “meat touches” on the grill. Mikey doesn’t want any Dale’s mixing with his Basque. The OB bumper sticker against the bums bums Mikey out. The taste test begins and Woodsy’s Dale’s sauce is a big hit, even Mikey admits he likes it. LOB thinks about trying the steak, and then decides to stick with the chicken. A dude who was introduced to his date’s stuffed animals one at a time has Jay introduce “Georgie” to the world. Listen to hear about Mikey’s dinner dilemma with Rebecca’s casserole and The Kid’s cheese-steak feast. Luke calls in wondering if Sienna is single and what “Blondie” is into. Woods updates the end to the historical Wimbledon match, three days after it started. Hilary wonders aloud why the studio “smells like carcass”. Who ate all the meat?
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| 1. Now You Know by The Afghan Whigs |
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| 2. On The Mend by Foo Fighters |
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| 3. So Tight by Greg Dulli |
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| 4. When the Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin |
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| 5. I Go Crazy by Paul Davis |
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| 6. Sweet Chariots by My Jerusalem |
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| 7. Supersonic by Oasis |
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| 8. Suffering by Satchel |
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| 9. Breath by Pearl Jam |
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| 10. 19th Hole by Jeff Klein |
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| 11. Shadow Of The Season by Screaming Trees |
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| 12. Hunger Strike by Temple Of The Dog |
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| 13. Bonfire by Third Eye Blind |
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| 14. Red Hill Mining Town by U2 |
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| 15. Where Did Our Love Go by Diana Ross & The Supremes |
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| 16. I Never Want To Go Home by The Whigs |
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Wednesday June 23, 2010
For reasons unknown, President Obama refuses help from friendly foreign nations who wanted to help clean up the gulf. LOB continues her boycotting of BP oil used at certain gas stations. Mikey loves jumping on bandwagons. A new show idea about dads planting things in our heads that are untrue is aired. How many people live in San Diego and where is “Toilet Planet”? Jay’s friend who has a father in law who helps out financially raises a big discussion. Lauren is nervous about her first stand up gig in over six months. Lady Ga Ga struts around Yankee games in her underwear and flips the bird to Mets fans which angers “old man” Seinfeld. Lauren does an awesome Britany Spears impression. An email about sports bar bogarting sees the cast on the same page opinion-wise. Wheel of Voices takes on the World Cup with hilarious results. Obama won’t be renewing his subscription to Rolling Stone magazine anytime soon. Woods (and most likely thousands of 94/9 listeners) is repulsed when Mike drops the needle on some K-Fed music. Farting in public; yay or nay? The yays seem to have it as Jay admits he farts during work meetings and Woods crop-dusted an Ikea and does so just about everywhere he goes. Sienna is worried she’s going to let some fly because of her pregnancy. Sometimes teachers just don’t like certain kids which leads Mikey to pull the chubby card. Woods dropped an F-Bomb on a priest when he was little. Jay simply changed classes when a teacher didn’t like him, then again that was like back in 1945. Capes are due for a comeback, says Calvin Klein. Things a woman should stop doing once she hits age 30 is tailor made for LOB. Eskimo Bluewaters is an expert on copyright infringement. What can and cannot be trademarked? Team USA scores a game-winning GOOOOOAAAALLLL!! Sienna argues the results of Gender Pyramid. Many airlines may ban free peanuts and this rouses an angry Dave Matthews to bust out a passionate song that terrifies Mikey! Dave Matthews hasn’t had any weed in three days so he’s a little on edge. Names of school crushes is followed by wives who can’t cook very well inspires Jay to admit he wears the chef’s hat in his house. M1 shout outs have tips for a shy girl to meet people. Hilary loves angry Dave Matthew’s new song, “Better Not Ban My Penis”!
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| 1. Something's Missing by John Mayer |
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| 2. Resurrect Me by Jon Foreman |
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| 3. Is It Any Wonder? by Keane |
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| 4. Amazing by Kanye West |
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| 5. Popozao by Kevin Federline |
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| 6. Picture by Kid Rock |
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| 7. Vitamin R by Chevelle |
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| 8. Given To Fly by Pearl Jam |
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| 9. Testify by Rage Against The Machine |
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| 10. What Hurts The Most by Rascal Flatts |
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| 11. You're In Love by Ratt |
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| 12. Breathe Into Me by Red |
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| 13. Big Log by Robert Plant |
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| 14. Dangerous Beauty by The Rolling Stones |
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| 15. Fast As I Can by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 16. A Picture Of Me (Without You) by George Jones |
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Tuesday June 22, 2010
Mikey almost went to the ER for his stomach problems. Obama wants the power to be able to turn off the entire internet! LOB figures she could go without it and callers call in with their opinions. The White House reps say Obama should be allowed to party but the BP CEO should not. WoS has more boneheaded athlete reports. An email about brothers not speaking to each other for over a year after a sports induced fist fight gets tossed around by the cast. Woods breaks down his Yankees game watching antics which are similar to Sienna’s husband Todd. Mikey’s trials when he scouted Lauren for the show are too funny to be true…but they are! Mikey the barney gets bagged on by surf local Woods. The Kid is a gamer; with multiple injuries he still takes the field! DYD goes after slay & tells, over forwarding emailers, sticky note leavers, etc. Hoyle chimes in with his own DYD, and then challenges Sienna to a rap battle, dropping in a “Boobs McGoo” crack! Sienna spits back and wins! The Latoya Jackson reuniting with Bubbles the chimp audio will drive you bananas! Tuesday Tutors delivers the goods and Mikey plays some Old Time Radio full of impressions and laughs. Tom Tom Girl attempts the “Who’s on First” bit. Turn the bass down on your speakers when listening to the lowest note ever produced by a human voice. Should a M1 go to his wife with news of his father in law groping and slobbering all over a strange woman in a bar? A breast feeding in public debate gets Mikey and Woodsy pitted against Jay, LOB, and Boobs McGoo. This is a tense argument, but even the law is on the bust out that boob side. Sienna has breaking news about the top U.S. General being pulled out of duty by the White House. Girls Gone Mild: Woods hits the streets of Gettysburg and interviews some of the mildest girls you could ever hope to meet. Woodsyisms are the result of his Tri Tip with Mikey story and the cook-off challenge is issued. Which marinade sounds more manly; Basque or Dale’s? Wolfgang sings along with Human League. Miley Cyrus’s lyrics spark an argument on intelligent songwriting. A M1 calls in with a very bad timing wedding proposal story.
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| 1. Harmonix by Surfer Blood |
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| 2. Pull Out by The Soft Pack |
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| 3. Champagne Supernova by Oasis |
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| 4. Rafaga! by Apostle Of Hustle |
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| 5. Shake Your Booty by K.C. & The Sunshine Band |
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| 6. Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel |
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| 7. Trap Doors by Broken Bells |
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| 8. Shiver by Coldplay (Accoustic) |
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| 9. Lost Again by Dance Hall Crashers |
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| 10. Master And Servant by Depeche Mode |
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| 11. I'm Afraid Of Americans by David Bowie |
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| 12. Hunting by Deep Forest |
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| 13. Fire It Up by Modest Mouse |
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| 14. Don't You Want Me by Human League |
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| 15. Invalid Litter Dept. by At the Drive-In |
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| 16. Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes |
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Monday June 21, 2010
The official first day of summer gets the gang talking about weather. CEO of BP and President Obama like to live it up first class while the oil continues to destroy the sea. Meanwhile, Kevin Costner’s oil separator invention is finally being used to help. Advertisement-driven digital license plates are on the state of California’s plate. An exclusive interview with the French soccer team’s star player, “Pierre”, enlightens us on why the team walked off the field. Mikey “interviews” Eminem. Woodsy’s wedding recap was like being in a sauna and then he drank a cig. Jay’s gift from Jasper leads to father’s day gift talk. LOB tells how she could end up in a herpes commercial. Mikey’s 8 time restroom journey between church and a restaurant leads to a slew of jokes. LOB kills it at NTT early on, but the game somehow ends in a three-way tie? Tips to avoid food stink follows. Suave Sasquatch hair jokes prompt Eskimo Bluewaters to go back to her roots, with or without a “cassette engineer”. EBW then threatens to go on “the Howard K. Stern Show” and attempts to make Rick Astley cool! Woods just can’t stop calling and texting while driving. Mikey tells a personal story about parents who just won’t leave when dropping off their kids for a play-date begs the question of what to do about chronic lingerers? An always funny Mikey/LOB role playing session works it out. The Kid dispenses tee shirt advice during WoW. Girls call in and do sound effects for prizes (sort of). Do you have what it takes to flirt with LOB? Woodsy does! The Kid also mainlines ranch dressing. M1’s calling in with their pick up lines leads to creepers and Mikey quoting “Tootsie”. Why is Hidden Valley Ranch in hiding? Woods and Mikey’s marinade debate begins. LOB had a wrong number caller ask her out. Mandatory Sex Ed classes has a parent up in arms so Mikey gives his opinion and Woods reminisces about his attractive health teachers interesting way to teach kids about sex. Young Woods was curious about that number, just think of Jimi Hendrix’s song “If 6 Was 9” and you’ll get my drift. Sienna’s music picks delight Mikey. What nicknames does Hilary’s daughter have for private parts?
Bumper Music
| 1. Respect by Aretha Franklin |
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| 2. The Red by Chevelle |
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| 3. Your Love by The Outfield (Acoustic) |
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| 4. Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas |
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| 5. Return Of The Mack by Mark Morrison |
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| 6. Not Afraid by Eminem |
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| 7. Carry On by Pat Green |
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| 8. Little T & A by The Rolling Stones |
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| 9. Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson |
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| 10. Winner by Jamie Foxx |
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| 11. I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith |
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| 12. If Everyone Cared by Nickelback |
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| 13. Mandolin Rain by Bruce Hornsby |
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| 14. Run-Around by Blues Traveler |
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| 15. Dreaming With A Broken Heart by John Mayer |
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| 16. Rude Boy by Rihanna |
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Week 20
Friday June 18, 2010
Best Of Day =(
June 18 at 7:49am "Hi guys, we are out today because I am attending a conference that is a really special for me and Woodsy is singing at a friend's wedding in Witchita. The rest of the crew is sleeping in and taking the day to do whatever they'd like. We'll see you Monday morning!" - Mikey
Thursday June 17, 2010
Jay gets birthday wishes from the gang. Susanna runs into the studio with “skinnamon” rolls for Jay. Sienna loses a cookie in her cleavage, lost forever. Bee attack victim dies in a sad news story. Female Viagra is much needed in America, but don’t expect it to work very well. The Kid wants the 33K mattress to be “made out of boobs”. M1 Hawk breaks down the greens technology at Pebble Beach. Woodsy peccadillos begin in the bathroom, but they sure don’t end there! Mikey’s crazy pen peccadillo’s drive Jay nuts. More peccadillos’s that peck away at our patience levels lead to professional phone voice bits. Rebecca and Mikey go back and forth at each other. Is The Little Whiz Pop Quiz theme song infectious? One little kid says his teacher tooted! A little girl who sounds like an oompa loompa sings Taylor Swift. Those darn kids are on a mission to be funny! MIDI madness is next with two airheads. Bonehead moments at work; Mikey peed in a newsgirl’s presence without shutting the bathroom door. M1s call in with some real funny ones. Mikey retells his Oingo Biongo driving mishap. Woods was dared by Mikey and Eddie to make fun of a general manager that went terribly wrong. Seattle cop who is now on a viral video punching a teenaged girl in the face gets a huge debate going. Many points are laid down, but many are not on the same side. Mal Hall shout out for his shows at The Comedy Store follows. The cowardly bullfighter got arrested for being cowardly, and Frankie empathizes. Sienna saw a matador get gored in Spain. Who on the show would eat a dog? M1 impressions are next, with a lot of good ones followed by the cast impersonating each other. Woodsy hurts his foot and hollers in pain. LOB went to a mall and a kiosk worker smooth-talked her into asking him out to an incredible result! Let’s just say she’ll never go to that mall again. Apple’s new IPhone madness has The Kid drop a biblical reference on Mikey. LOB is an Irish cyclone when you get her mad, like her swap-a-roo waiting in line story proves. Woods tells his funny chorizo big-time story. Frankie’s sister makes her first appearance. Where’s Hilary?
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| 1. Come On by The Soft Pack |
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| 2. Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) by Deftones |
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| 3. Teenage Wristband by The Twilight Singers |
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| 4. More Or Less by Screaming Trees |
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| 5. Frontline by Gavin Rossdale |
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| 6. Notion by Kings Of Leon |
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| 7. Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin |
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| 8. You Know You're Right by Nirvana |
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| 9. Dreams by Whiskeytown |
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| 10. Stop Crying Your Heart Out by Oasis |
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| 11. State Of Love And Trust by Pearl Jam |
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| 12. Sextape by Deftones |
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| 13. Street Spirit by Radiohead |
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| 14. This Velvet Glove by Red Hot Chili Peppers |
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| 15. Cinnamon by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 16. Battle of One by 30 Seconds To Mars |
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Wednesday June 16, 2010
A few more LOB ‘Woods was late’ jokes are in order. Obama clip has us all now focusing on his end of sentence whistles. The BP oil leak is nearing two full months of gushing oil around the clock. The Mikey Show is one of the fastest growing morning shows in San Diego history! Mikey questions Obama and the Democrat’s doublespeak. The bromance passion levels are at an all time high. Sienna’s news of an eleven year olds bird paintings raising money to help the gulf animals touches our hearts. UFC fighter Kenny Florian calls in. North Korea is flexing its’ muscles again, and denying they’re doing it. The Chargers lose Vincent Jackson and Big Mac in a salary dispute. LOB’s elephants on the View joke regarding those annoying soccer horns are spot on, leading to a hilarious parody song. Woods on soup; don’t mess with The Kid’s soup! This means you Jamie! A M1 wants co-ed bachelor/bachelorette party but the fiancé has other ideas leads to a big discussion. Would you rather run out of T.P. in a public restroom or at a date’s house? Woods would use his sock, no matter the situation. Fart jokes never lose their steam on Mikey, setting up the awesome Woods/Mikey bathroom story! Some guy wearing orange is out there with a preconceived notion about Mikey. Next we hear the audio of a pullover where a Virginia woman has a goat in her trunk. Sienna’s “Mockey” is the best! What’s That Sound game gets some M1’s some shades. Listen to find out what Mikey did while other kids were playing Nintendo. North Carolina mountain man saw a blonde Bigfoot and told it to GIT! This is one of the funniest audio clips ever. A pant’s on the ground teen makes Mikey upset. Sienna’s dog has an appetite for diamonds. Lauren recaps her embarrassing trip to the health food store and her poo poo bottom jeans. DJ Cake calls in to give mad props to his shopping skills for Justin Bieber. Donald Duck does another hot or not and says Hilary Swank is a “one dollar baby”! An Email about best friend’s buddy’s girlfriend who struts around the house half nude is next, and Lauren says she lets it fly around guests; Jay is not a fan of protrusion. Should landmines be placed along the border to curtail illegal immigration? A huge debate follows. Eminem went to rehab and Sienna tells about when she met the famous rapper. Gender pyramid has Mikey face of against LOB. Mikey tells his high school dropout story.
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| 1. Lonely Is The Night by Billy Squier |
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| 2. Run Fay Run by Isaac Hayes |
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| 3. The Clincher by Chevelle |
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| 4. Baby What A Big Surprise by Chicago |
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| 5. You Know My Name by Chris Cornell |
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| 6. Hung The World by Chris Hawkes |
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| 7. Gypsy Road by Cinderella |
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| 8. Daylight by Coldplay |
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| 9. Coming Of Age by Damn Yankees |
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| 10. Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way by Waylon Jennings |
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| 11. I Believe In A Thing Called Love by The Darkness |
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| 12. Mannish Boy by Muddy Waters |
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| 13. Heartbreak Warfare by John Mayer |
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| 14. Boom by P.O.D. |
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| 15. I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas |
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| 16. Different by Acceptance |
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Tuesday June 15, 2010
The now infamous “Woodsy Roast Day” begins as The Kid is nowhere to be found at the start of the show. Is the bromance over? Woodsyisms abound with Mikey, Jay, and the girls. The Kid calls in while speeding down the freeway and has a tense conversation with an irritated Mikey. Woods’ dad, M1 Hawk calls in suggesting harsh punishment. Mikey’s 20 dollar bill story gets a big “eh-HAH!” out of LOB. Hoyle is furious with Woods! All of a sudden, Mikey blasts through a ton of voices aimed at Woodsy and hilarious radio ensues as Lauren and Sienna urge Mike to keep going. The fraidy cat bullfighter story is next; meanwhile The Kid is still tripping out on himself. The earthquake really shook up LOB. A wife is upset about hubby’s hot female boss taking him to lunch all the time and Jay has the funniest solution. A democrat congressman roughs up some college kids, and then apologizes. Woods loves smiling his black-toothed grin. What will Mikey’s three boys be like when they’re older? LOB’s “milky milky milky” taunt used to be kryptonite for her brother, until he wised up. Mikey tells about the time he finally stood up to his bully brother Steve. Sienna sings, then LOB insists she would not be off the hook as easy as Woods was for being late. What makes a tourist in San Diego stand out like a sore thumb? Global warming begs the question; whose smarter, Al Gore or Mikey? DYD has Lauren give it try; high-fivers are dumb, along with Facebook drama seekers. Who would not say hi back to a passerby? The Woods roast continues and Sienna scrambles for news stories while Mikey does his “swiggity swiggity swa’s”. Luke’s sarcastic audio while being rocked to sleep is hilarious. Baby accident stories make Sienna worry, and Jay’s 22 stitches story will make you shudder. It seems all things lead back to Woodsy roast jokes. Eskimo would never share the stage with Steve Winwood. Dave Matthews stops by to jam his own tunes and bag on Woodsy. Asian singer for Journey does some hysterical harmonies!
Bumper Music
| 1. Light Of The Morning by Band Of Skulls |
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| 2. Someone's Daughter by The Whigs |
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| 3. Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) by The Arcade Fire |
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| 4. Numbers by The Sounds by Painted |
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| 5. North American Scum by LCD Soundsystem |
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| 6. Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys |
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| 7. A Day In The Life by The Beatles |
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| 8. So High So Low by Ben Harper |
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| 9. Howlin' For You by The Black Keys |
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| 10. Call Me by Blondie |
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| 11. She's My Ride Home by Blue October |
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| 12. Jumping Someone Else's Train by Cure |
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| 13. Shout by Tears For Fears |
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| 14. Crystalised by The XX |
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| 15. Summertime by The Sundays |
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| 16. Take The Money & Run by Steve Miller Band |
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Monday June 14, 2010
Jay gets served with some old age jokes; one of them evokes the Donner party. RIP Jimmy Dean, whose sausage Woodsy was raised on. Hilarious classic audio of angry Texan calling the Jimmy Dean complaint department is next. Another earthquake prompts talk of preparedness for The Big One. Of course Jay is prepared; he even has a contraption that makes pool water fresh to drink. Mikey has Lauren retell her bacteria laden mountain fresh water guzzle-fest story. The Kid points out how Carrie Underwood stole a riff from Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians. Do you believe in soccer miracles? YES! The Iceman is going to be put on ice, says Dana White. Woodsy and team lost their ballgame, then he road raged in a parking garage, backed into a Civic, and topped off his day with a traffic ticket! Since no one got hurt, it’s ok to laugh at the funny story of Woods, Mikey, Lauren, and Bark Maumann in a heart-pounding near fatal accident. Mikey “interviews” a surly Adam Sandler. LOB ate chili ate the fireman’s cook off. Did she get any buff fireman’s numbers or maybe kiss one? Time for more Mikey Show haikus. Hoyle highly doubts Mikey has never been arrested, and then tells of his own brush with the law. NTT(Name That Tune) game sees a return of the champ. Sarah Palin reacts to Boobgate” and LOB does an even better impression of Palin than Tina Fey. Eskimo Bluewaters big-times the crew with her name dropping and puppet Peanut hates hippies! Tape cassettes malfunction on poor EBW, but eventually the EBW & Peanut duet is played with funny results. Email about a dude dating the easy girl from high school gets Obese Mikey to “weigh” in. Woods wants to meet Nikki the virgin. A horny high school student wants to marry his teacher. Hot girl names and a search engine is how Mikey met Rebecca. P Diddy throws down serious coin for his kid’s first car leads to talk about what’s an appropriate gift for a spoiled brat. Politicians just can’t apologize; instead they turn to the “fish fry bit”. Even “plump Goth girls” love Jimmy Dean’s sausage!
Bumper Music
| 1. Undo It by Carrie Underwood |
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| 2. Happy by Sister Hazel |
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| 3. These Are The Days by Van Morrison |
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| 4. Tiny Dancer by Elton John |
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| 5. Perfectly Lonely by John Mayer |
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| 6. Day 'N' Nite by Kid Cudi |
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| 7. On The Road Again by Willie Nelson |
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| 8. Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus |
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| 9. Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head by B.J. Thomas |
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| 10. Absolute by The Fray |
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| 11. If You Leave Me Now by Chicago |
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| 12. Hook by Blues Traveler |
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| 13. You're Not Sorry by Taylor Swift |
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| 14 .Baby-Baby-Baby by TLC |
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| 15. I Never Told You by Colbie Caillat |
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| 16. Cecilia by Simon & Garfunkel |
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Week 19
Friday June 11, 2010
The San Diego County Fair opens today and Woods is all in on the food unless it’s named hummus. The 16 year old girl lost at sea is finally found. What was Obese Mikey up to at age 16? Soccer talk is a short talk. Bark Maumann’s visit to Mikey’s house makes Mike a nervous wreck. Big changes are coming to college football and USC embarrasses OJ. Secret parents’ stashes around the house reveal Jay’s tactics. Lauren lifted her dad’s Peach Brandy from his liquor stash and took it to a party. Mikey’s trainer makes Jillian Michaels look like Richard Simmons. MIDI madness enrages Eskimo Bluewaters when they use her song without permission. If you have a certain area of expertise, do your friends try to take advantage of it? Woodsy tried to bribe Jay into doing his edits early on. Generic versus Name Brands debate follows, and The Kid doesn’t skimp on toilet paper. Jay hosted a work meeting at his house where Mikey had B.O. Neither Jay nor Lauren wears regular deodorant and an armpit sniffing session ensues! Weird state laws are too funny to be true, but they really are. Bro email; dude is concerned over his 36 year old buddy who started wearing skinny jeans. Can a week go by without Woodsy showing everyone his belly or mention his piece? The cast pressures Mikey into agreeing to wear purple skinny jeans. Sienna reports on the incredible story about a young guy who snuck on an airliner and spent the flight in the wheel well. All agree the new movies sound worse than they look. Sienna has a mouse in her house that makes Mikey scream like a girl! Big Ben blames the bright lights, big city (of Pittsburg, BTW) for making a humble country boy into an ass-grabber and alleged rapist. Jay’s buddy has a complicated work dilemma. Woods had to get a nose job after some punks busted his face. LOB talks about having bags of pudding in her bra and Obese Mikey needs to know what flavor. Movie mistakes that were never edited out are next, then creepy Disney animators who sneak in sexual stuff intentionally. LOB can’t get enough chili, and by chili I mean firemen. Mikey changes up his delivery of his testimony.
Bumper Music
| 1. Vasoline by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 2. Today by Smashing Pumpkins |
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| 3. Touch Me by The Doors |
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| 4. Compliments by Band of Horses |
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| 5. Golden Years by David Bowie |
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| 6. She Moves In Her Own Way by The Kooks |
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| 7. Lithium by Nirvana |
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| 8. Live Forever by Oasis |
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| 9. Sugar Magnolia by Grateful Dead |
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| 10. Everything In Its Right Place by Radiohead |
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| 11. Mysterious Ways by U2 |
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| 12. Once In A Lifetime by Talking Heads |
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| 13. Girlfriend In A Coma by The Smiths |
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| 14. Hustle And Cuss by The Dead Weather |
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| 15. Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash |
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| 16. Love Me Do by The Beatles |
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Thursday June 10, 2010
There are more problems with Apple’s IPad. LOB gets her kicks ribbing Mikey. Woods’ IPhone has taken a beating. Pictures over a dying Gary Coleman have been released. Hey Cletus, it’s the CMT awards, y’all! Mikey’s Keith Urban impression will have you in stitches. Chargers continue to have off season signing problems with two star players. To The Kid’s delight, USC gets slapped for what Reggie Bush did. Terrell Owens’ singing abilities will make you cringe, but Mikey still wouldn’t mind if the Chargers signed him. Urban Survivor and the cast were left to survive on food at the fair and took some fried grenades. Myths about veggies and food leads to Sienna saying “you can milk anything with nipples”. Kevin Costner, the man who invented a contraption to turn urine into drinking water in Waterworld, claims he invented a machine (“the Costnerizer”) that would clean up the gulf oil spill. Woodsy’s pal wants his girlfriend to enlarge those breasts, and this sparks a big debate. Sienna’s flat friend caught her boyfriend looking at bigboobs.com. San Diego trivia proves to be the easiest game ever. MMMMOOOOOOMMMM! I want my own Christmas card! LOB’s sad story of the end her dad’s annual Christmas bit follows. The biggest topic of the day is next; a M1’s boyfriend wants to keep his box o’ memories with pictures, love letters, and poems of his ex-girlfriends. Sonny from P.O.D. calls in to promote his Haiti benefit. Aunt Kathy gets the barbershop treatment. The Kid plows through a ton of spaghetti and Lauren can slay an entire pizza. Jay ate a block of cheese and Sienna downed 40 won tons. What is the Mikey Show curse? Of all of my addictions, The Mikey Show is the healthiest! Fictional character’s real names are a funny eye opener. Hoyle gets busted when his mama calls in to say she found his “porno” box. What does Ralph Machccio think of the new Karate Kid? The Pad Squad comes in to the studio to promote the next home stand and give away tickets. LOB is jaded and cynical, which leads to some good jokes. Rampage Jackson is one buff dude. A M1 ends the show with a Woodsy haiku.
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| 1. My Lover's Prayer by Otis Redding |
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| 2. I Stay Away by Alice In Chains |
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| 3. Cobwebs by Ryan Adams |
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| 4. She's Got A Way by Billy Joel |
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| 5. Marigold by Foo Fighters |
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| 6. Wearing And Tearing by Led Zeppelin |
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| 7. My World Is Empty Without You by The Supremes |
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| 8. Simple Man by Deftones |
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| 9. All Along The Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 10. Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam by Nirvana |
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| 11. Superstition by Stevie Wonder |
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| 12. Madagascar by Guns N' Roses |
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| 13. Papa Was A Rolling Stone by The Temptations |
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| 14. If You Were Here by Cary Brothers |
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| 15. Get Up by Saints On fire |
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| 16. Never, Never Gonna Give You Up by Barry White |
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Wednesday June 9, 2010
Election confusion leads to talk about concealed weapons. The Kid needs advice on gun ownership. Sleepwalkers and firearms equal shot up family members. Mikey grew up dove and quail hunting with mark, too the surprise of many. LOB doesn’t even kill spiders. Preggos don’t get seats offered to them anymore, Sienna reports. WoS is packed with Strasburg update and audio, not to mention awesome Lakers audio. Luke needs Mikey’s credit card # to get tickets to the World Cup. Does juice make you fat? Mountain Lions love Calvin Klein cologne and are obsessed with obsession. Lauren confuses Mike about her non-conservative behavior, and then announces she’s taking pole dancing classes! Just when you thought you had her personality pegged LOB surprises with her strip tease confessions and eagerness for the fireman’s ball chili cook-off. OJ makes an appearance during the ‘are men or women more prone towards jealousy’ debate. 157 year old woman can’t be real, can it? LOB prefers the fireman who steers in the rear. A new game called “What’s That Sound?” debuts. Drew Brees is awesome on or off the field. Teeth Talk leads to Susanna’s troubles before the retainer. Sienna wonders aloud about Mikey’s swim trunks. A poor pooch had his jaws glued shut. Mike and Woodsy’s bro date a tour at Taylor guitars, a nice lunch, followed by a movie. Frankie only buys American cars. Donald Duck tells which female celebrities are hot or not! Mikey revisits his love for Xtina Aguilera. Eskimo Bluewaters argues about Jewel. Will Smith’s kid makes The Kid beg for a bullet in his head. A ‘friends with benefits’ email finds Mikey incredulous about many girls’ sexual behavior. Woods and Sienna face off in a game partnered with M1s. An Amazing Disneyland photo story follows. Jay and Woodsy went galloping to the station’s bathroom and smelled and yelled about the “pineapple pooper”…who was still there. A big argument over bathroom door etiquette erupts. Lock and knock is the girls’ mantra. Happy callers call in, choking up The Kid.
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| 1. Crazy by Seal |
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| 2. Systems Of Trend by Trevor Davis |
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| 3. Ordinary World by Red |
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| 4. Brand New Angel by Jeff Bridges |
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| 5. The Breakup Song by Greg Kihn |
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| 6. Bullet Proof Skin by Institute |
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| 7. Show Me What You Got by Jay-Z |
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| 8. Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World |
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| 9. Something's Missing by John Mayer |
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| 10. Too Little, Too Late by JoJo |
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| 11. Majestic by Journey |
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| 12. Genesis by Justice |
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| 13. Come Back Home by Pete Yorn |
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| 14. Twilight Time by The Platter |
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| 15. You Say by Vertical Horizon |
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| 16. Love Heals Your Heart by Third Day |
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Tuesday June 8, 2010
Mikey geeks out over Apple products. “Dinner fits” abound at the Esparza and Woods households. Mikey expresses his love for M1s and reminds us that we are all in this committed relationship together. Peru has lenient prison policies so don’t expect Van Der Crap to get a long sentence or better yet, a walk on the green mile. The Geezer Bandit is at it again. How much money does this old guy need? Does he have a cocaine habit? Luke needs to watch the 4 year old girl’s motivational video. LT’s Jets tattoo makes Sienna and Mike feel ill. A M1 and his newly recruited girlfriend call in, giggling under the sheets. M1 tats are a bad idea, says Mikey. The Kid gets roasted when talking about the art of jersey wearing. President Obama is looking for an ass to kick. Steve Jobs introduces (sort of) the new IPhone 4 and Mikey and Woods are all in. Mikey turns into an Apple salesman. LOB does not get along with voice activation. Apple is so good; they can even polish a turd and sell it to you! DYD goes after Jay and me for wearing our cell phones like Wyatt Earp. The NAACP takes offense at an astronomical greeting card. After Tuesday Tutors Eskimo Bluewaters struts in wearing assless chaps over jeans! Her new “agent” suggested she go on Britain’s Got Talent with Peanut the “British” puppet. Peanut gets angry during her act. Bluehair Helen Thomas insults an entire nation and then some. Parents and the stories they tell to embarrass you reveals why Sienna is to this day still nicknamed “Pooper”! Old Uncle Neil stops in and drops some comedy, then cranks out his epic ballad to BP; “Oil on the Rocks”. Gary Coleman’s ex-wife tries explaining her lack of empathy and defends herself against accusations she pushed the poor little guy. Freeloadin’ brother email begs the question of when is the right time and best approach to tell couch crashers to git! Woods says the more family members the merrier. The choice of food Jay takes with him for rock climbing leads to funny Jayisms. The Kid wishes he was a black comedian, and then gets fired up to do an open mic night. Lauren and Sienna are the police at work meetings. Mikey never “got” Star Wars as a kid. Woods and Jame Gum have something in common; they both want to wear LOB’s hair! Jay is a rat assassin.
Bumper Music
| 1. Fell In Love With A Girl by The White Stripes |
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| 2. The Sweet Part of the City by The Hold Steady |
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| 3. Thunder Kiss '65 by White Zombie |
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| 4. Dimension by Wolfmother |
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| 5. Dirt by Alice In Chains |
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| 6. Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys |
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| 7. I'm A Cuckoo by Belle & Sebastian |
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| 8. Out In The Woods by Birds & Batteries |
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| 9. Believe by The Bravery |
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| 10. The High Road by Broken Bells |
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| 11. Madskillz - Mic Chekka by BT |
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| 12. Tonight She Comes by The Cars |
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| 13. The Cave by Mumford & Sons |
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| 14. Working in the Coal Mine by Devo |
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| 15. Waste Time by The Fire Theft |
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| 16. Stylo by Gorillaz |
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Monday June 7, 2010
Woodsy learned a new word over the weekend. Bark Mauman doesn’t want anything to do with KBZT studios. The Slimeball lawyers for Van Der Sloot audio is played next. MTV Movie awards produced another girl/girl kiss and a predictable set of winners. What’s a Swagger Coach? Woodsy has to pay off his Padre debt to Mikey. RIP John Wooden. Audio of Larry King’s gaffs when interviewing Lebron James is next. Mikey “interviews” a giggly Pee Wee Herman. An email about a wife who loves overspending and dips into their dual savings account gets the different opinions from the cast. Mikey is reminded that he’s no spring chicken. The Kid refuses to hang out with bad spellers. Listen and laugh to the 911 call of the obese taco robbery! Name That Tune game features #1 ‘90’s hit songs and gets intense action and ends in a tie?! Wolfgang takes his recorder to the streets and asks people about his favorite movie. Jay knows what makes the black Amex card bigger. Sienna reports on what it takes to obtain a new Amex gold card. Smiley Virus takes Katy Perry’s advice and kisses a girl (allegedly) and most agree she’s a farty tool. Mikey plays audio of another example why CNBC’s ratings are in the toilet. Tips on losing weight unfortunately involve exercise. Topper crashes the studio promoting HGH and his big party in the gulf where workers are trying to stop the leak. Sienna gives the latest news on the oil spill and Obama’s funny audio. It never hurts to show enthusiasm and support for your spouse’s endeavors. WoW garners a long email from a lovesick chick and requires input from all. What to do with a restaurant complainer? A worried M1 calls in because his wife got her “tops & bottoms” done before a Vegas trip without him and Woods is convinced she’s going to “Slayfest 2010”. Hoyle waxes his junk! Sienna’s stepdaughter wonders why the dog humps a stuffed animal. Frankie needs to see Sex in the City and drink cosmopolitans with Woodsy. More Mikey Show haikus! Luke calls to smart-mouth the cast and demand to see an R rated movie. Census talk; to fill it out or not to fill? Mikey dreams of being a movie director and Woods claims to be the worst songwriter and Jay laughs at both of them.
Bumper Music
| 1. The Sign by Ace Of Base |
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| 2. The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens |
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| 3. Fallin & Flyin by Jeff Bridges |
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| 4. Gonna Make You Sweat by C+C Music Factory |
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| 5. Every Breath You Take by Sting |
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| 6. Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones |
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| 7. I Really Love You Girl by Bobby Brown |
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| 8. Regulate by Warren G |
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| 9. Always by Switchfoot |
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| 10. Toxic by Britney Spears |
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| 11. I Wanna Be Rich by Calloway |
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| 12. Valerie by Amy Winehouse |
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| 13. Come Sail Away by Styx |
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| 14. Umbrella by Rihanna |
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| 15. The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script |
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| 16. Broken by Seether |
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Week 18
Friday June 4, 2010
The fridge at the station needs a warning sign about its putrid stink. Mikey ran stairs during his grueling workout. “Chub’s Beach” is the next surfing hot spot. They caught that punk killer Van Der Sloot, thank God. Lottery war stories follows and Mikey tells about the class he and Rebecca took to learn how to save money. James Cameron: writer, director, and deep sea scientist in his spare time. Chris Rock can’t break Kobe Bryant’s intense focus. Woods proposes a strange bet with Mikey involving the Padres, then has a change of heart to the Perfect Game bungling umpire. An Email about an engaged duded sending a girl a provocative text sparks a huge debate on inappropriate flirting. Mike and Jay are on one side of the fence, Sienna and Woods on the other, and LOB is in the middle. This leads to a funny version of People’s Court between the arguing sides. Woods explains how to tell a hot chick to tone it down a little when at work. MIDI madness is fun! Mikey Show Haikus never fail either! Things your wife does in the bathroom that skeeve you out is next. Thanks to Jay, Lauren’s butt works its way into the conversation. Mikey doesn’t like to even see the wrapper of a feminine product, Todd finds Sienna’s hair in his butt crack, and The Kid doesn’t like hearing girls go #1! LOB uses music to cover noises. What do pets teach us about marriage? When not knocking down three pointers, President Obama goes on Larry King to whistle his S’s. Jay’s kids were raised on dog food and Mikey saw a child eating a dog biscuit. Sienna doesn’t want to know what hot dogs are made of so she leaves the studio! Donald Duck theater takes on the “Old School” streaking bit. Text about a dude wondering if his ex gave birth to his child is next, and a big discussion follows, then the gang argues over whether it’s better to ask over the phone or by email. Maybe Lars Ulrich should stick to drumming instead of acting. Jay sneaks onto his son’s facebook and finds out about the “Cool House” he hangs at. Mikey’s going greener than the Incredible Hulk, but Wolfgang is the best recycler!
Bumper Music
| 1. Billie Jean by Michael Jackson |
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| 2. The Chain by Fleetwood Mac |
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| 3. Pastime Paradise by Stevie Wonder |
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| 4. Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants |
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| 5. Ecstasy by Rusted Root |
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| 6. Sunsets by Tamarama |
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| 7. A Horse with No Name by America |
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| 8. She's Crafty by The Beastie Boys |
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| 9. Get Back by The Beatles |
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| 10. I Miss You by blink-182 |
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| 11. Pimpers Paradise by Bob Marley |
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| 12. Just Like Heaven by The Cure |
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| 13. Alabama Song by The Doors |
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| 14. Anna Molly by Incubus |
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| 15. I Walk The Line by Johnny Cash |
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| 16. We Will Rock You by Queen |
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Thursday June 3, 2010
Mikey’s seat needs adjustment so his feet don’t dangle. Van Der Sloot is a Van Der Douche. Gary Coleman’s real 911 call raises a lot of questions about his wife’s reaction. Cue the Rocky music for WoS Padres extra inning grand salami. The Tigers were robbed of a perfect game by dumb ump. The Kid doesn’t mix well with bad umpiring. Washington blackmail scandal involves both Clinton and Obama. Jamie’s cool head saves the day for Woodsy and their dog Lucky. Why would Mikey punch himself in the face? Poor sister Waverly, she can’t catch a break when granny is around Sienna. Which twin does Mikey favor? Luke calls in to let us all know. Lauren’s mom calls in and does “other mom” voice! Ryan calls in to make his case for “Da Da”. Hoyle decides it’s time for 94/9 to get more street cred and laments on his cavities. Next is another classic moment as Hoyle and Woods take each other on in a rap battle! Love and Respect, a book Mikey highly recommends sparks a huge debate. Mike tries to shoot holes in LOB’s relationship theory. Lauren rolls her eyes at Mikey’s theory on men and women loving and respecting. You can compliment LOB’s butt, if the context is right. Woods gets a hold of some Tex Mex and his taste buds thank him. Lauren’s airport creeper travels sees her having a hard time being mean to strangers but yet has creative lies to get out of conversations. Sienna says looks don’t matter but then she’s married to Todd the God. Clay Aiken is gay, who knew? Airport baggage handlers do more than handle your bags. Jay would rather suffer electrocution than be caught wearing crocs. Time for another great Mikey Show Haiku! Obese Mikey didn’t watch sit-coms in the 80’s but watched plenty of fast food menus. Citibank fired a hot chick for being too hot and Susanna steps in for her defense. Susanna then bags on LOB for taking herself too seriously!
Bumper Music
| 1. Take A Load Off by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 2. You Keep Me Hangin' On by Diana Ross & The Supremes |
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| 3. Hash Pipe by Weezer |
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| 4. Electric Feel by MGMT |
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| 5. Slide Away by Oasis |
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| 6. Hey, Johnny Park! by Foo Fighters |
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| 7. Breathe by Whiskeytown |
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| 8. Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley |
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| 9. If I Am A Stranger by Ryan Adams & The Cardinals |
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| 10. It's Over by The Fire Theft |
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| 11. Lights by Journey |
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| 12. Ain't Even Done With The Night by John Mellencamp |
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| 13. Vancouver by Jeff Buckley |
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| 14. My Precious Love by Lenny Kravitz |
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| 15. Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones |
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| 16. Slither by Velvet Revolver |
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Wednesday June 2, 2010
Got any ideas on how to stop the oil leak? BP CEO and President Obama sure don’t. Avatar blue alien master, James Cameron, is going to offer up his expertise. Al Gore divorces his rock lyric hating wife Tipper. Tipper will take on her maiden name once again which is Rover (rimshot). Get it folks? Tipper Rover? BTW these are MY cheesy jokes, not the Mikey Show’s. Mike remembers his roaring 20’s, and then his song picks for the day start out on a very manly note. Up next is the Florida 911 call of Hoyle concerned about his mama stealing all his beer. Young Mikey has a nose for peanuts, literally. Sienna, Jay and Woods contribute some good stories to crazy things kids do to end up at the hospital. Stingray talk skeeves out Woodsy and Mike. Jay’s daughter has him laying down the law on her 22nd birthday leads to a big discussion about older teenagers living with parents and those darn moms who can’t sleep until everyone is home. “Wednesgay” continues as Woods drops a new term for Mikey’s music picks. Larry King interviews Lady Ga Ga who skeeves Mikey out. What makes an icon an icon? An email about a lazy wife whose unemployed and lovin’ it garners a big discussion on how to find a job without being an internet cliché. Jay has the ultimate solution. Garrett settles a bet between him and The Kid. Eskimo Bluewaters struts in wearing her denim dress and tells about making out with the tour bus driver for Blue Oyster Cult! Eskimo debuts her puppet dummy because “ventriloquism is rad”. Lawn watering rules rule out The Kid. If you are lucky enough to slow dance with LOB you better dip her! Mikey had to school a rude lady who was yelling into her phone at “Statler Brothers”. Teenagers are depressed and it carries over to their service skills. Sienna reports on the worst milkshakes for your health, the root beer debate is hysterical. Obese Mikey visits McDonalds for some 36 apple pies. Woodsy sticks his B.O. armpits in the girls’ faces. Mix Master Woods, king of the mix tapes. Jake is primed for Yo Gabba Gabba. Charlie Sheen is going to share a jail cell with two and a half men. Need help on being a good father? Buy A.C. Slater’s new book on parenting.
Bumper Music
| 1. Always Be My Baby by Mariah Carey |
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| 2. Wake Up Call by Maroon 5 |
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| 3. Paper Planes by M.I.A. |
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| 4. Nothin' On You by B.o.B |
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| 5. All or Nothing by Theory of a Deadman |
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| 6. Come Again by Damn Yankees |
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| 7. Peaceful Easy Feeling by Eagles |
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| 8. Do Ya by Electric Light Orchestra |
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| 9. Harmony by Elton John |
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| 10. Baby Please Don't Leave Me by Buddy Guy |
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| 11. A Modern Way... by The Exies |
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| 12. The End by The Doors |
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| 13. Wind Up by Foo Fighters |
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| 14. Hello, I'm Delaware by City & Colour |
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| 15. Muzik by Knoc-Turn'al |
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| 16. If It's Love by Train |
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Tuesday June 1, 2010
Thanks to the three day weekend some things got tweaked in the studio to irritate Mikey. The gang remembers Gary Coleman and plays some classic Coleman audio. Mikey tells his funny story about his brother Mark meeting train enthusiast Gary Coleman and thinking he was a little kid because he didn’t know who he was. Great actor Dennis Hopper is another RIP with audio. Mikey’s little piggies got bent backwards at the beach and The Kid and Mike have different tactics for dealing with mean local surfers. This BP thing is such a bummer. Woods is all in on the Lake Show. Obama’s speech in the rain is hilarious. LOB loves being a big hit with the brothers. Sienna has a list of the worst chips n’ dips. Fergie (the British one, not the pee pants one) sells out the Prince. Brett Michaels can’t stay out of the news if he tried. An email about a secretary questioning her boss’s motives draws a diverse reaction. Name That Tune game with top ten modern songs becomes “Gay That Tune” according to Woodsy. Tuesday Tutors frustrates the cast. The written DMV driver’s test has The Kid drop some funny women driver’s jokes but LOB gets the last laugh by knowing most of the answers. Mikey and Woods couldn’t be more out on the Top Ten Movie and T.V. characters of the last 20 years. Sienna reports on the woman walker from Utah who’s suing Google for telling her to take a stroll on the freeway. Woodsy loved to read books in school while Mikey read T.V. dinner boxes! Susanna sings Material Girl and announces her new side business that includes sharing a sleeping bag with Woods. Hoyle stops in for some laughs, then it’s on to weird phobias, and an M1 is scared of a zombie uprising. Mikey is convinced the cast uses way too much toilet paper. Jay built a sweet tree-house for his friend’s kid, which leads to childhood fort memories from the gang. A woman finds her missing daughter on Facebook after 14 years! Woods on Emo music; “Emo can Git-o”! Topper finally gets embarrassed when Jay outs him for working at a movie theater wearing a name tag that says “Dwayne”. Ocho Cinco is at it again, and by ‘it’ I don’t mean football.
Bumper Music
| 1. Solitary Man by Johnny Cash |
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| 2. C'mere by Interpol |
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| 3. Hollywood Bowl by Band Of Skulls |
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| 4. Finding Out True Love Is Blind by Louis XIV |
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| 5. Metal Hopscotch by Missing Persons |
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| 6. Working Man by Rush |
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| 7. Would by Alice In Chains |
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| 8. International Bright Young Thing by Jesus Jones |
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| 9. Black Betty by Ram Jam |
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| 10. The Weekenders by The Hold Steady |
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| 11. King of Carrot Flowers Part 1 by Neutral Milk Hotel |
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| 12. Hard Sun by Eddie Vedder |
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| 13. Drive by Incubus |
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| 14. The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret by Queens of the Stone Age |
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| 15. Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve |
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| 16. Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear |
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Monday May 31, 2010
Best Of Day =(
Memorial Day Holiday
Week 17
Friday May 28, 2010
Lauren is on a trip back home to New Jersey, but the room is packed with M1’s, most of them there to present Mikey with birthday presents. A military cougar kills bank accounts of unsuspecting dudes. Mikey’s big zit cover up dilemma begs the question, is it Sally to cover up a zit with make-up? The Padres draw less than the Kansas City Royals, Woods reports, but Mikey and Sienna still are not on the bandwagon. Elin Woods is very meager and humble; she only wants a quarter billion out of Tiger. Justin Bieber’s nemesis is glass doors, apparently. Little Whiz Pop Quiz didn’t work out at first as Sienna’s jugs scared moms from letting their kids talk to her, so she brought out the ace card, her dog Zipper. One of the kids is a 4 year old Mikey. An emailer can’t stand hanging out with his in-laws and needs advice. Danny gives Mike his birthday presents from us M1s and they prove to be a big hit! 50 Cent lost so much weight, he looks like crackhead. The Urban Survivor takes on a buffet and reinvents the French fry. A new game called MIDI Madness is introduced with callers trying to guess what song it is played in MIDI form. Brett Michaels keeps having surgeries, and reality shows, and rock concerts. Because of him, headband sales are up 40% across the nation. Luke calls in demanding designer diaper jeans while blasting a cig. Sienna’s friend did not know she was pregnant until the eighth month, which Mikey finds hard to believe. Frankie defends make-up wearing dudes. A Michigan woman who fell asleep on a flight woke up to an empty, locked plane and now is suing for millions. Hoyle had his first drink at 25. The nastiest little injuries are next and Jay talks about injuries to his junk because he does not wear underwear. The Kid has issues with chaffing and needs “butt paste”. Sienna’s Q-Tip story will make you squirm. Danny gets the button! What did he say to deserve that? Woods and Jamie plan on stuffing there dog Penny Bell when she dies. Taxidermist audio follows, what pose do you put your deceased pet in? Mexican Spaghetti is official for the next meet and greet! Sister Lynn, the crime fighting nun has Woodsy remember his Catholic school shenanigans. Found money? Keep it or turn it in? Gary Coleman’s condition in hospital sees a Woodsy joke cause controversy. Gary Coleman, RIP.
Bumper Music
| 1. The Kid is Hot Tonight by Loverboy |
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| 2. Nobody's Fool by Cinderella |
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| 3. Round & Round by Ratt |
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| 4. Talk Dirty To Me by Poison |
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| 5. Wasted Years by Iron Maiden |
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| 6. Beautiful Girls by Van Halen |
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| 7. Wild Side by Mötley Crüe |
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| 8. Huckleberry Crumble by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 9. Stone In Love by Journey |
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| 10. Body Talk by Ratt |
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| 11. Night Train by Guns N' Roses |
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| 12. Strutter by Kiss |
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| 13. On The Loose by SAGA |
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| 14. Rock Candy by Montrose |
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| 15. You Can't Kill Rock And Roll by Ozzy Osbourne |
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| 16. Song & Emotion by Tesla |
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Thursday May 27, 2010
The Kid gets chilly in the studio but pregnant Sienna says it’s too hot. So long Simon from American Idol. Paula Abdul’s enunciation provokes Tom Tom Girl. Apple is now tops over Microsoft and Woodsy is all in. Rocky music moment arrives as Woods describes the Padre’s exciting walk-off dinger in the 13th inning. “Vicodine Guy” is told not to bother showing up to Chargers’ mini-camp. In a store shopping for DVD players Woods gets the shock of his life and then runs out of the store in a panic with Jamie. You have to listen to it if you don’t know what I’m talking about! Afterwards, he saw Tom Delonge at an eatery. That rascal Luke calls in to tell Mike to leave the house for his big Memorial Day bash he’s throwing. CNN lets the n-word fly during a feel-good news story. A call about a friends’ child that is out of control leads to talk about what is out of line when it comes to disciplining other people’s kids. Jake doesn’t understand Mikey’s rules, but he sure is good with numbers! The 2 year smoking cigs; is he for real or is it somehow faked? LOB laugh clips generate a round of impressions and Jamie calls in with her dead on version. Mikey Show Haikus get every cast member, but Sienna haikus are still the best! Next up is the heart-wrenching story about Lauren ending her relationship with Matt, announced live for the first time. Even through tears, she stayed strong through this touching moment. Mikey and The Kid have to issue a warning to all the anxious creepers out there to back off. Embarrassing moments when you’ve mistaken somebody are next. Mikey wore a blue shirt to Best Boy and was mistaken for a store worker. LOB doesn’t mind a teenaged boy throwing a “hey beautiful” at her. The Kid admits he “may have done things” watching M1 Winder’s sister who was the hot blond in Teen Wolf. Mikey wears crocs and a straw Mexican hat when gardening. Mexican Spaghetti is announced, Mike’s theme party idea to end all theme parties! The rest is now a classic Mikey Show moment. Young Mikey used to take a public bus to go fishing by himself. Obama’s handling of the oil spill starts a debate. A Dumb & Dumber Donald Duck theater closes out this great morning of radio!
Bumper Music
| 1. A Letter To Elise by The Cure |
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| 2. Texarkana by R.E.M. |
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| 3. China Girl by David Bowie |
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| 4. Come See About Me by The Supremes |
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| 5. Another Round by Foo Fighters |
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| 6. Hard Sun by Eddie Vedder |
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| 7. Weightless by Nada Surf (Live 94.9 Recording) |
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| 8. Run by Snow Patrol |
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| 9. Soft In The Center by The Hold Steady |
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| 10. Rudderless by The Lemonheads |
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| 11. I Woke Up In A Strange Place by Jeff Buckley |
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| 12. Shelter by The xx |
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| 13. Return to Me by Matthew Ryan |
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| 14. A Modern Myth by 30 Seconds To Mars |
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| 15. Twister by Remy Zero |
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| 16. The Stations by The Gutter Twins |
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Wednesday May 26, 2010
Mikey has never seen Dumb & Dumber. Even the Beverly Hillbillies are grossed out by BP’s bubbling crude, which has been flowing since April 20th. The Gringo mask must have used Todd and M1 Winder as models. Lauren is creeped out by Jesse James referring to Sandra Bullock as “Sandy”. “Douchebaggery” is explained in detail. The NFL superbowl committee decides it’s time for another Ice Bowl. Mikey interviews Richard Simmons who may have been intoxicated. President George W. Bush wrote a tell-all book about drinking and coking. Bromance talk leads to movies you can’t help but shed a tear to. Children’s Tylenol’s whacky side effects were enough to convince Mikey to go generic. Hoyle reveals he’s a Pussycat Dolls fan and has new direction for 94/9, then tells about how he raided his mama’s unmentionables drawer to get back his hardcore rap tapes. Hoyle is in the hizzle as he busts alongside some Snoop. Memories of your most nervous times in your life recalls LOB’s first time on stage, The Kid’s jail time, and Sienna’s fake I.D. What was Sienna’s cousin doing with a nugget of weed? A high school in Indiana has a “pregnancy” section in the yearbook. This proves to be the most controversial topic of the day. Obese Mikey needs help with his wetsuit. Things that have crazy, unnecessary instructions are next. Woods grosses himself out remembering his porta-potty story during talk of bathroom germs and hand washing protocol. Tom Tom Girl is feeling left out now that The Kid knows his way around town, but she aspires to do stand up comedy! Hotel room keys can be a hassle. Mikey tames the sea, calming the waves every time he hits the water. 17 Million bees on a truck get in a crash and you can guess what happened. LOB closes the show with a super awesome joke!
Bumper Music
| 1. Somebody Else by Jeff Bridges |
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| 2. Hazy Daze by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 3. Rio by Duran Duran |
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| 4. Hole In The Earth by Deftones |
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| 5. Breakeven by The Script |
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| 6. Show Me What I'm Looking For by Carolina Liar |
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| 7. If I Never See Your Face Again by Maroon 5 |
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| 8. Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Iz |
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| 9. Someone Like You by Safetysuit |
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| 10. Parachute by Train |
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| 11. Good Is Good by Sheryl Crow |
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| 12. Billy Jean by Chris Cornell |
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| 13. Straight Lines by Silverchair |
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| 14. Alive In This Moment by Starfield |
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| 15. Your Love Is A Song by Switchfoot |
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| 16. Blame It On Me by Floor Thirteen |
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Tuesday May 25, 2010
Intro’s, the Lost talk begins, with Sienna giving it two jugs, err, I mean thumbs up. The whole concept of the popular T.V. show is explained so now I feel I never need to watch it. Sweet! Conspiracies still abound though over the ending. RIP Slipknot bassist Paul Grey. Feeling bored? Try pulling an airplane with your eyelids! Sibling fighting doesn’t end with adulthood; it just gets fine tuned. Mikey’s tells about his grown up family double car trip debacle. Brand new “Scram” tracker is part of the sentencing for Lindsay Lohan and will be attached to her freckled ankle, even though she has to do photo shoots, poor thing. Tuesday Tutors sees The Kid miss his chance to say “Uranus” or does it? The real Amityville Horror house is up for sale and Mikey wouldn’t take it for a penny. A couple 18 year olds get married, now they’re 23, and the guy wants to enlist in the Corps to fight for the country he loves. This draws out a big discussion on whether it’s the right thing for him to do and brings a lot of Devil’s Advocates to weigh in. Khloe Kardashian had to be told by her L.A. Laker husband Lamar Odom to turn down her chance to plug vibrators (pun intended). Mikey’s brother Mark loves to argue and confront authority. Frankie is miserable without his bestie hanging out with him. Sienna explains why the Kardashians are famous. LOB has a breakthrough and finally decides to buy a T.V. and gets schooled on the best HD sets for a good price. Wal-Mart corners the market on IPhones. The Mellow Yellow law has Mikey tell another bathroom story, this time featuring Barnyard Joe! Mike needs advice on how to deal with said Barnyard at “Barshucks”. Padres reps come in the studio to pump up fans for an action-packed home stand. Facebook is too tempting for Todd the God. Who’s Becky? Lauren does not want to shed her last name when she gets married and sticks to her guns as the gang pressures her to follow tradition. M1 Heather calls in to defend not changing her maiden name and is a self proclaimed cougar, whose hubby is a 33 year old grandfather! Another girl calls in to admit her husband took her last name. Topper went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. New Releases has Mikey say that Alice Cooper might as well be Meatloaf. Woods + Mikey = endless love!
Bumper Music
| 1. The Spirit Of Radio by Rush |
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| 2. Synchronize by Solid Gold |
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| 3. Valium Skies by The Verve |
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| 4. I Won't Be Left by Tegan and Sara |
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| 5. Eclipse by Pink Floyd |
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| 6. Lebanese Blonde by Thievery Corporation |
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| 7. Love Lost by The Temper Trap |
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| 8. Chop Suey by System Of A Down |
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| 9. Mine's Not A High Horse by The Shins |
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| 10. Fistful Of Steel by Rage Against The Machine |
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| 11. Killer Queen by Queen |
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| 12. Dimension by Wolfmother |
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| 13. Small Stakes by Spoon |
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| 14. Right Now by Van Halen |
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| 15. No One Knows by Queens Of The Stone Age |
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| 16. My Generation by The Who |
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Monday May 24, 2010
Mikey recaps his surprise party; pictures are up on the Mikey Show Facebook fan page. Garrett gave Mikey an awesome gift and Rebecca pulled of the big-time event without a hitch. Arizona says no to San Diego tourism. Sienna won’t talk about Lost until she sees the ending. Woodsy calls out some NBA players for lack of heart and commends others for their tenacity. Venus Williams shows up at her tennis match straight outta a Victoria’s Secret commercial. The 911 call is next of dumb clown who tried calling room #119 in a hotel to order drugs are next. Facebook and Myspace are at it again, selling your secrets. Millions of people sit at their computers and watch the BP oil spill spewing into the sea. Woods went to dog beach and got cursed out by a postal worker, but The Kid always gets the last laugh! Was Brett Michael’s Celebrity Apprentice win legitimate? Name That Tune game is on music and sees the closest game to date; will The Kid get hosed again? What annoying habits do the cast have? Hear about Mikey “Dumping a Dime” because she bruised her knees in the bathroom! A great way to start your day is when you see an un-flushed toilet of filed papers. Jesse James audio evokes some hurt, sadness, and fear, along with some timely Sandra Bullock movie title jokes. DYD (Dude Yer Dumb) goes after schmoozers, flashbulb fathers, Monday mopers, and rude, spandex-clad bike riders. Sienna reports on bosses who spy on employers through computers. Woodsy says Mikey is not allowed to like NSYNC. Eddie Murphy says he’s ready to make a comeback to stand-up comedy. WoW has Lauren disagree with Woodsy’s advice and an M1 who sports Hugh Grant lettuce on his head. Next is the debut of the Ding Dong Sing Along game. Surefire ways for wives to turn on their dudes gets differing opinions, especially on over the top sports chick. It’s fun to make fun of other people’s clothing. Politically Incorrect mistakes made in public have M1’s call in with their funny and embarrassing stories. Burger King’s BBQ ribs were Topper’s idea, and he creeps on LOB and Sienna, offering to take them both to his pad in “Los Almos Heights”. Bono had to have back surgery and his bestie Wolfgang says Bono likes soccer but not Mexicans.
Bumper Music
| 1. Lovely Day by Bill Withers |
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| 2. Perfect Gentleman by Wyclef Jean |
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| 3. Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin |
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| 4. Winner by Jamie Foxx |
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| 5. Let Go by Frou Frou |
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| 6. Deliverance by Bubba Sparxxx |
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| 7. Lean On Me by Bill Withers |
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| 8. September by Earth Wind & Fire |
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| 9. Always Be My Baby by Mariah Carey |
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| 10. Bye Bye Bye by 'N Sync |
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| 11. Nobody by Keith Sweat |
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| 12. Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas |
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| 13.I Can Love You Like That by All-4-One |
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| 14. You're The Inspiration by Chicago |
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| 15. Use Somebody by Kings Of Leon |
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| 16. Halo by Beyoncé |
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Week 16
Friday May 21, 2010
M1 Wheat Thicks makes his celebrated debut and knows how to please the ladies with cool gifts. Mikey and Lauren did a work husband and wife bit while picking carpeting and paint for the new studio. Poor Brett Michaels can’t get a break. Bike to work day jokes left me out of breath. The Curse of The Kid strikes again, canceling Street Scene. Audio of the President of Mexico advocating a double standard in immigration law leads to a big discussion. A M1 calls in(white guy, btw) with a profiling story of five cops who hassled him for no reason in Arizona which Mikey has a hard time believing. Jesse (who’s sitting in for Jay) tells his own police harassment story for being a longhair in the wrong neighborhood. Suge Knight just can’t stay out of jail. Blymie! Brit’s are speaking English, but barely. Woodsy’s heroic tale of boogie boarding is next. After purchasing some sweet sponges at Sports Authority, Jamie and Woods hit the beach while Mikey went to lunch(strange). Jamie got smashed into the jagged rocks by the rip current! Woods paddled like mad to get to her and they made it to the spillway then back to the rocks where Jamie got a bad cut on her leg! The Kid made it right, and even coaxed Jamie to go back into the water after scaling the rocks in. Cuby don’t like the skinny local surf punks laughing at him. Michael Shannon gets roasted. LOB doesn’t like the 1950’s style rules for wives, then agrees with some of them, then gets mad all over again. Turns out couples who schedule slaying together stay together. A M1 calls in to explain her schedule with her six year boyfriend and the gang wants to know why he hasn’t proposed yet. When is the right time to give an ultimatum in a relationship? Susanna stops by to show off her injury and announce her envy of Hilary and her tats. Weirdest celebrity endorsements follows. The gate crashers are back trying to squeeze into another highbrow event. Luke calls in demanding a ride to Albertsons! Jesse James thinks now is a good time to talk about his jackhole cheating habit. Would you rather has a dude call in only to drop an F bomb. A M1 calls in who’s never smelled bacon or a fart! Sienna loves Lost but Woods and LOB are out. Frankie wins a bet and gets to watch the Yankees with his bestie at Casa De El Kid. In what wild alternate universe would Lauren marry Woodsy? Mikey changes up his testimony this Friday.
Bumper Music
| 1. Forever Young by Alphaville |
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| 2. Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters by Elton John |
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| 3. The Last Time by The Blind Boys of Alabama |
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| 4. All My Loving by The Beatles |
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| 5. Loser by Beck |
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| 6. Da Joint by EPMD |
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| 7. Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young |
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| 8. Bertha by Grateful Dead |
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| 9. In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel |
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| 10. Late In The Evening by Paul Simon |
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| 11. Boogie On Reggae Woman by Stevie Wonder |
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| 12. When Doves Cry by Prince |
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| 13. Walkin' After Midnight by Patsy Cline |
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| 14. Perfect Situation by Weezer |
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| 15. Lion by War Stories |
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| 16. Intergalactic by Beastie Boys |
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Thursday May 20, 2010
LOB wears her glasses and hair in a bun and turns into the hot librarian before she drops a clock. The Del Mar Fair’s new and improved food gets The Kid salivating. Fashion Valley Mall is getting a face lift, Sienna reports. Dungeons and Dragons back in the day caused Mikey to lose a pal. The owl box baby owls took flight and Lauren was on T.V. with her sister in a heartwarming story. Catch the video on Lauren’s blog if you haven’t seen it. Mikey has a stadium fetish. Woods and Mikey go at it regarding the Yankees. Punk kids who try to prank a McDonald’s drive-thru 911 audio is next. Mikey gives good advice on how to make a marriage work. A hillbilly was checking out LOB’s awesome butt and almost crashed his car because of it! Woods busts out the Hello Dollies to the cast’s sugar lovin’ pleasure. Billy Bob Thornton gets interviewed by Mikey. Sienna sings and gets the Metallica selection thanks to her brother Taylor. What’s the best store-bought spaghetti sauce? The Mikey Show Amazing race sees Sienna teamed up with Susanna. An email about breaking up with long term ex and having the same friends is a big dilemma. The Chargers lay all their cards on the table concerning the stadium issue and say ‘your move, San Diego’. The biggest call of the day is also the most controversial as to its authenticity featuring ‘M1 Jason’ who fights fires “a little bit” and has the hots for his girlfriend’s roommate. Things really blow up when his girlfriend “M1 Jasmine’ calls in! Fake or not, it sure is an interesting scenario that keeps the cast talking. Jay once slayed a roommate. Mikey tells how he was set up with a chubby by a girl he was interested in. Not everyone is down with Megan Fox. Hoyle knows Megan Fox and tells the gang they need more street cred; then takes a hilarious call from the man Garrett! In what has proven to be an epic Mikey Show moment Hoyle raps along with Dre and Tupac! The haikus that follow are just as funny. Fish eggs from a vending machine, anyone? Sienna’s recap leads to some geriatric lovin’ and Grey’s Anatomy footage. A Hooter’s girl was laid off for being too chubby, and a M1 calls in with a preggo Hooters girl sighting.
Bumper Music
| 1. Going To Town by The Afghan Whigs |
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| 2. Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell |
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| 3. On Fire by Switchfoot |
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| 4. Infinite Arms by Band of Horses |
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| 5. Adhesive by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 6. Sunday Morning Coming Down by Johnny Cash |
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| 7. My Wave by Soundgarden |
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| 8. DLZ by TV On The Radio |
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| 9. Happy Kid by Nada Surf |
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| 10. In The Sun by Joseph Arthur |
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| 11. Been A Son by Nirvana |
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| 12. Cropduster by Pearl Jam |
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| 13. Bastards Of Young by The Replacements |
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| 14. The Mess We're In by PJ Harvey |
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| 15. Hannah & Gabi by The Lemonheads |
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| 16. Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas |
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Wednesday May 19, 2010
Mikey explains “burpies”. Only Jay knows where Ocotillo is where the minor earthquake centered. How did an obese young Mikey ask for his Wilson Phillips cassette at the record store? Panera restaurant tries a new gimmick with their food prices. The 911 audio from a girl hiding from the police in a coffin is next. Jay thought the elevator was empty so he passed gas, only to see a hidden woman in there wrinkling her nose! Sienna tells how Todd the God ripped one on a little girl. Pet names for spouses has The Kid drop “Sugar T’s”. Sienna has some thrifty tips for saving money. Audio of kidnapped Laura Ling is disturbing. A M1 googled her boyfriend and discovered he’d been arrested and wants advice on how to approach the car thief. A carload of female felons (caged heat) call in to say they can still vote. Mikey wishes he could be that shirtless guy with long hair. LOB running backwards leads to funny things you’ve seen at the beach. The Mikey show pageant has questions for Miss La Jolla, Miss Mexico, Miss Jersey, and Miss Git! Eskimo Bluewaters stops in wearing her ripped jeans plays her new song “Yellow Slicker”. Eskimo wants some R-E-S-P-E-C-T and wants everyone to go to her big gig at Kit Carson Park with Mob Barley and the Tailors! Wynona Ryder’s cat, Lifter, calls in for an in depth interview. Woodsy has a big yawn for American Idol. Flip flops on steroids are sexy but not according to the girls. What skeeves you out? Garrett jokes abound after the break. Who lies more; dudes or broads? Women lie about the headache bit…go figure. Dave Matthews croons his way through his own songs co-written with Eskimo. Lauren’s brain-to-mouth filter goes on the fritz again when she refers to a Rolling Stones song as “Devil’s Sympathy” and this gets the crew dropping LOBisms such as “Tonky Honk Woman”! Woods would French kiss Chris Cornell. Weird things happen to women’s bodies during postpartum depression and even men can have it too. Rebecca works hard with those three boys at home.
Bumper Music
| 1. The Heart Of The Matter by Don Henley |
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| 2. Girls In Black by Airbourne |
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| 3. Daylight by Coldplay |
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| 4. Sore Throat by The Color Red |
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| 5. Say It Isn't So by Hall & Oates |
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| 6. Growing On Me by Darkness |
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| 7. Back To School by Deftones |
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| 8. Color Of the Blues by George Jones |
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| 9. Magic Man by Heart |
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| 10. Let Go by RED |
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| 11. Slow Drain by The Exies |
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| 12. The Feeling by Kutless |
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| 13. Love Addict by Family Force 5 |
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| 14. The Clincher by Chevelle |
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| 15. Fading by Decyfer Down |
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| 16. Like A Stone by Audioslave |
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Tuesday May 18, 2010
Mikey holds frequent dance parties at his house. Jamie provides awesome audio of The Kid sawing logs. Ever “drop a rose”? Sienna has! Body scanners are coming to San Diego along with a lot of small schween jokes. People love taunting the seals in La Jolla, so now there’s a rope. Sienna wishes the seals would leave but those fat bastards aren’t going anywhere. Miss USA’s name is perfect for pole dancing. Mikey has not seen one second of a Padre game yet and the Charger’s put a discounted sale tag on Sean Merriman. What makes a grown man rip his shirt off like a maniac? Lauren didn’t like being referred to as “a lady”, which leads to talk about growing up and being called “Sir”. Yoda gives some ear-hair clipping advice and Mikey explains how to “punish” zits. Mikey’s hilarious dirty underwear falling out of his pants story cracks the cast up. The gang all compare their own underwear, except for Jay, who goes commando. Next is audio of Brett Michaels’ experience of a brain aneurism. This of course leads to some bandana and cowboy hats with hair jokes. Callers call in with more embarrassing under garment follies. LOB admits she has a hard time saying smart things on the spot. An email from a girlfriend who wants her fiancé to stop parking cars and get a “real” job garners a huge discussion. Mikey loved blasting Wilson Phillips back in the day and shedding tears to their songs. Tattoo’s awesome clothing store commercial is heard over the airwaves! What 7 jobs earn women more money than men besides prostitution? Jada Pinkett Smith keeps Will Smith interested with sexy pictures of herself. Mikey makes Lauren blush when he tells the story of her mom doing “other mom” voice and hilarity ensues while Pepper looks for a place to hide. What embarrassing things do your parents do follows. Public marriage proposals from women are just a little too weird but apparently lot’s of chicks do it. Detroit! If you don’t get that reference you need to be a better M1.
Bumper Music
| 1. Sickman by Alice In Chains |
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| 2. Given the Dog a Bone by AC/DC |
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| 3. Back in the U.S.S.R by The Beatles |
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| 4. Don't Look Back by Boston |
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| 5. An Honest Mistake by The Bravery |
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| 6. Lowdown by Boz Scaggs |
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| 7. Breed (rough mix, 1991) by Nirvana |
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| 8. I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You by Colin Hay |
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| 9. Sunshower by Chris Cornell |
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| 10. Something Is Not Right With Me by Cold War Kids |
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| 11.White Shadows by Coldplay |
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| 12. Salvation by The Cranberries |
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| 13. Marrakesh Express by Crosby Stills & Nash |
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| 14. Love Her Madly by Doors |
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| 15. Mercy Remix Ft. The Game by Duffy |
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| 16. Stylo by Gorillaz Feat. Bobby Womack & Mos Def |
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Monday May 17, 2010
Show me where the gold at! I want the gold! Mikey is done with this June Gloom in May weather. LOB had a hard time getting gas at Arco when her eyes turned on the water works, thanks to British Petrol. Rest in Peace Ronnie James Dio, the littlest man with the biggest voice in the history of rock. Tattoo and Dio saw eye to eye…literally! Sienna reports on “The World’s Luckiest Man”. Mikey recaps the awesome time had by all at the Meet and Greet. Wood’s adult league baseball team, the Brewers is the top story on WoS and they made the playoffs! A crazy coach in Tahoe made the players do something disgusting. Hoyle loves him some NASCAR and Telemundo soap operas and he decides Woods on Sports needs a Spanish translator. Up next is hilarious 911 call about a perverted kangaroo harassing women joggers down under. Is TMZ bad for celebrities? That Russell Crowe sure is an irritable bloke, isn’t he? Mikey explains to an emailer why he gives the ages of every cast member during introductions. Next is some awkward Miss USA audio. The floozied-up little seven year old girls from last week is back in the news as one of their mother’s try to defend the dancing. Many callers weigh in on the topic; one dude even calls in while ordering an Egg McMuffin. Frankie was left alone with sultry sun-tanned Mel Dog who gave him pinch bruises over the weekend. Mikey recalls some of his meanest bosses in radio. The Calorie Commando gets arrested for trying to hire homeless hit men. WoW (Woods of Wisdom) sees a lot of Pete’s writing in. Most controversial Name That Tune game yet happens next, you’ll never believe who won if I told you so listen and find out! Mike’s son Luke calls in, full of mischief. The Kid announces his new domain name and “GIT!” business venture. Things a dude wants to hear on a first date ends up with everyone remembering their worst first dates. Everyone minus Sienna, she has never been on one bad date. The fact of the matter is that lovely Pepper makes guys nervous. M1 Ladybug calls in with possibly the worst first date dude ever who invented a few new wrong moves of his own! Mikey tells a story he’s never told on air before and maybe regrets telling it now. Let’s just say it involves a 13 year old Mikey, a pretty 13 year old girl alone with him in his room, and a house of cards. Hilary tells about her bad first date with the man she ended up marrying.
Bumper Music
| 1. I Got 5 On It by Luniz |
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| 2. Hemorrhage by Fuel |
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| 3. Slave by The Rolling Stones |
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| 4. What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong |
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| 5. The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson |
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| 6. Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd |
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| 7. I Can't Make You Love Me by Boyz II Men |
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| 8. Escapade by Janet Jackson |
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| 9. My Boo by Ghost Town Dj's |
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| 10. Come Fly With Me by Frank Sinatra |
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| 11. Barely Breathing by Duncan Sheik |
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| 12. Anything by 3T |
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| 13. It's Been A While by Staind |
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| 14. Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney |
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| 15. Let Me by Pat Green |
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| 16. Nuthin' But A G Thang by Dr. Dre |
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Week 15
Friday May 14, 2010
The bet results will be announced at 7:30 to prolong our anticipation. The gang talks about all the crazy antics they had on the golf course. Mikey thought the course provided mini urinals and spent the whole day acting like a kid at Disneyland for the first time. More and more it seems the Geezer bandit is a young dude in disguise. Gnats are everywhere in San Diego, looking to drink your eye juice. The Kid gets “knuckle deep” when picking his nose! WoS has proof that steroids and public speaking don’t mix. Sienna experienced deja-vu in England when she visited Buckingham Palace. Hear Larry King offer TI to bust a rhyme with him. Next is audio from a 54 year old grandmother’s tandem skydive that went horribly wrong and the heroic instructor who sacrificed himself to save her. Woods is an Ashton Kutcher historian. And the loser of the bet is……The Kid! He tells along with Jay how they managed to do the bet in secret. 7 things to stop doing on Facebook make me glad I didn’t use my real last name when I signed up. Seven year olds dancing and dressing provocatively to Beyonce is beyond gross. Who’s the parent that allows that? Hand-me-down wedding and engagement rings ignite a big debate. LOB and Mike have a tear-jerking role play session. Mikey’s twins can’t be more different in personality, with little Luke being the next James Dean. Tattoo wants to be a bat boy for the Padres and even cracks on one of our height-impaired players. The Kid just can’t stop throwing down bets with Jay after a discussion about unspoken gym etiquette. Is their a Mikey Show Olympics in the future? Sienna recalls the time shy Mikey flubbed her name and Lauren remembers her awkward first meeting with Mike. Woodsy “pushes cotton” during long, drawn out meetings. Donald Duck kills it as Tommyboy. Part two of the 9 marriage rules to break continues to drive Mikey up the wall. Sanjay gets the birthday treatment. Testimony follows after the last of the marriage rules list.
Bumper Music
| 1. Love Me Two Times by The Doors |
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| 2. Caught a Little Sneeze by Tori Amos |
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| 3. Here Comes The Rain Again by Eurhythmics |
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| 4. Dig by Incubus |
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| 5. The Way You Look Tonight by Frank Sinatra |
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| 6. Working For The Weekend by Loverboy |
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| 7. Mr. Brightside by The Killers |
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| 8. Strokin' by Clarence Carter |
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| 9. Hurricane by Bob Dylan |
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| 10. I'm Only Sleeping by The Beatles |
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| 11. What I Am by Edie Brickell & New Bohemians |
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| 12. Little Red Corvette by Prince |
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| 13. You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead or Alive |
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| 14. Three Is a Magic Number by Blind Melon |
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| 15. There, There by Radiohead |
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| 16. Lust For Life by Iggy Pop |
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Thursday May 13, 2010
Nerves are on high for the golf game. The MTV movie award nominations get a big “GIT” from Woodsy. Sienna delves deep into the mythos of the Twilight series. San Diego is a miserable sports town. Lawrence Taylor merely pleasured himself with the 16 year old hooker so all’s good, right? New awesome high class literature bit “The Mikey Show Haikus” is debuted! The Kid blasts himself and the entire crew in a 5-7-5 hilarious throw down. LOB’s alarm clock plays in the background as Woodsy busts out a new one. Weird audio of burnt victim who was pals with Michael Jackson could only come from the Larry King show. Has any star ever faked their own death? Next we hear a ferocious debate over who was better and bigger; Elvis or MJ. I side with Pepper and Woodsy on this one (yeah it helps to know a little about music history too, whether or not you were alive when Elvis was, ok I’m rambling but I got into a heated argument with a M1 who was clearly in the MJ camp. Without Elvis there’d be no Beatles, case closed). The Geezer bandit joke by Jay Leno is an epic fail. Lauren points out that Elvis left us with many household quotes whereas Woods points out that MJ “beat it plenty”. News crews fight for best Plebian footage. How many layers does the LOB onion have? An Email about dating co-workers blows up into a big discussion about workplace lovebirds. Frankie and Susanna chime in. MC Mel Dog goes against company policy and gives a screaming Frankie purple nurples and a whole lotta bun squeezing! Is Paris Hilton attractive? Mikey’s 8th grade teacher calls in to discuss the Cinco de Mayo/American flag shirts debacle. Some M1s call in to defend the flag shirted kids. Big Mountain’s Quino stops by for an interesting interview. 9 marriage rules you should break are sure to upset Mikey, and they do.
Bumper Music
| 1. Your Decision by Alice In Chains |
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| 2. Fires by Band of Skulls |
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| 3. Back On Your Side by Chris Isaak |
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| 4. Pictures Of You by The Cure |
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| 5. Summer Skin by Death Cab for Cutie |
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| 6. Beauty School by Deftones |
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| 7. We Can Get Together by The Hold Steady |
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| 8. Tangerine by Led Zeppelin |
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| 9. Your Precious Love by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell |
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| 10. Blizzard Of 77 by Nada Surf |
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| 11. Planet Caravan by Pantera |
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| 12. Body Talk by Ratt |
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| 13. Regeneration by Stone Temple Pilots |
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| 14. Come See About Me by The Supremes |
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| 15. bonnie brae by The Twilight Singers |
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| 16. Gone by U2 |
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Wednesday May 12, 2010
The show starts off with talk of ‘the bet’ and rules are already being bent. The Geezer bandit: real or fake? 3D Playboy gets The Kid’s attention but who enjoys himself a naked Marge Simpson? Poor young Pepper was Three Little Pig trampled at Disneyworld which led her to root for the Big Bad Wolf. 50 Cent is good weight lifting music according to Mikey. WoS reports on the red hot Padres, “LeCrap” James, and another high school sports age scandal. Giddy Sienna gets her hands on Penguins at last! The gang partakes in a Penguin taste test. I knew it! Listening to music makes you smarter! Who the heck is Justin Bieber and why should we care? A M1 nanny is confided in by a 13 year old girl who’s ready to dabble in sex email is next and gets a big reaction from the cast and callers. “Kiss from a Rose” sealed dude’s fate on Idol. Get it? Sealed? I’ll be here all week folks. Sienna can break herself down some serious American Idol brackets. 4 Myths about Eggs shows how naïve Mikey and the rest of us are. Food allergies are “all in your head” says The Kid. Eskimo Bluewaters stops in and rasps her way through her long list of musical accomplishments, then debuts her ‘original’ new song “Replaceable”! A caller has a dilemma about her husband who would rather sling booze than stay a tax attorney. Mikey describes his experience with vertigo. Topper pounds his way into the studio to drop some French and creep on Canadian schoolgirls. Lauren accidentally slams the mic into Woodsy’s tooth! The $5 quiz sees a certain blondie clean up. Woods is frustrated over his “porn crustache”. The Governator’s audio of his Arizona joke delights Wolfgang. Sienna reports on awesome new remote control toys and a dating site for Apple geeks. Sarah Palin stops by to plug her new book.
Bumper Music
| 1. Burnin' For You by Blue Öyster Cult |
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| 2. Bullet Soul by Switchfoot |
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| 3. Bad by U2 |
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| 4. In Too Far by Acceptance |
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| 5. Where Is The Love? by Black Eyed Peas |
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| 6. Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake |
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| 7. Always Forever by Phil Wickham |
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| 8. Turn Me On by Norah Jones |
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| 9. Lyla by Oasis |
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| 10. Show Me The Way by Peter Frampton |
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| 11. Xanadu by Olivia Newton-John |
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| 12. What Hurts The Most by Rascal Flatts |
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| 13. Big Log by Robert Plant |
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| 14. Roots In Stereo by P.O.D |
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| 15. Lost Without You by Robin Thicke |
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| 16. Breakfast In America by Supertramp |
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Tuesday May 11, 2010
Woods has yet to experience the bliss that is a Rubio’s fish taco. Kombucha is on the rise; I mean the stock, not the stuff in the drink. The Kid announces he’s a judge in the Miss Mission Beach contest and that he got to attend a Charger’s practice. Man bites dog news story has funny audio of the 911 call. While Pepper noshed on a snack at the mall she noticed people checking her out because she’s famous now but then realized she had yogurt in her hair! Next up is the big bazooms vs. perky small bras debate. Mike was at a taco stand (of all places) and saw a chick wearing a wrong-sized bra. Britain’s Got Bluehairs…er… I mean Talent audio. On What Grosses You Out Jay says he found a dead rat in his pool. Woodsy doesn’t mind frenching his dogs. Shower hair is the worst! Girls turn evil at age 13, Jay informs us. Woods wanted to steal from Elvis’ estate. Jay got sympathy from the Devil when he lifted a little coffin from the Rolling Stones. Plump young Mikey re-enacts his confession about stealing gum. Jay and Woodsy’s now famous golf bet challenge is thrown down and the Meet & Greet becomes a meet, greet, and eat! Mother’s Day talk gets interesting when it’s time to choose between your wife and mom. M1 Bear is the perfect mama’s boy. A cantankerous Andy Rooney rants about “Lady Ga-Guh” and modern pop music he doesn’t understand. The gang imagines what it would be like to be Andy Rooney’s waiter. Sienna’s stepdaughter’s hamster died so how do you explain it to a child? Then her mmmmmooooooommmm calls in to talk about family pets that’ve passed on. Woodsy and Lauren ain’t down with clowns and scary movies. Mikey was horrified by a painting in the house while growing up. Jay owned a demonic doll that talked without batteries! New releases draw out some hilarious LOB voices, especially Cher. A Meatloaf fan calls in to explain his love of the Loaf. The Kid doesn’t watch Lost because he’s “not into doing puzzles”. This leads to talk about Lost and Woodsy gets lost in the explanation of the plot.
Bumper Music
| 1. Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan |
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| 2. The High Road by Broken Bells |
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| 3. Anna Begins by Counting Crows |
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| 4. My Time by Minus The Bear |
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| 5. We Can Get Together by The Hold Steady |
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| 6. Light of the Morning by Band of Skulls |
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| 7. Lonely Guns by Birds & Batteries |
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| 8. You Make Me Smile by Blue October |
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| 9. Jungle Fever by Chakachas |
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| 10. Square One by Coldplay |
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| 11.Get Innocuous! by LCD Soundsystem |
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| 12. Who You Gonna Run To? by Solid Gold |
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| 13. Fell In Love With A Girl by The White Stripes |
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| 14. Soft Shock by Yeah Yeah Yeahs |
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| 15. Island In The Sun by Weezer |
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| 16. Beautiful Girls by Van Halen |
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Monday May 10, 2010
Mikey feels bad about slacking off on his golf practice. Woods admits he’s nervous about the event but Jay has confidence in his ability to knock the golf ball around as well as knock back some beers. The cast has different ideas about working out. Betty White makes SNL funny again for at least one night. WoS has an interesting take on the 19th perfect game in MLB history. Sienna calls 911 when her family yacht outing goes Titanic! 10 places single dudes are guaranteed to meet women brings Frankie into the fray. Name That Tune game sees The Kid extend his winning streak. Wal-Mart can be good for your wallet, Sienna reports. Dude Yer Dumb takes on Calvin peeing stickers, smedium shirts, “sponsored” spandex dudes, and expensive sports gear guy who can’t play a lick. Mikey hires a professional kitchen organizer. Woodsy explains his “Bread meet Bread” theory during WoW. Tips to avoid getting LOB’d when going in for a first kiss is next. An unborn baby visits a M1’s lunatic mother in law via a dream to complain about her chosen name. Mikey’s boy Jake thinks the house is Black’s beach! A big nudity debate follows. Lindsay Lohan drops a new single that’s sure to hit the top of the doo doo charts. Woods recaps his UFC experience and his bestie tries to convince The Kid to train and fight in the UFC. A sparring session ends with a terrible Frankie injury. Sienna sings: she nails Nirvana, skewers the Scorpions, and assassinates AC/DC. Forget the cartoon; Jay is the real Family Guy. A third grader is suspended in Texas for having 1 Jolly Rancher in her homemade lunch! Would you rather asks about coffee and cream. M1 Winder calls in with a review of Woodsy’s surfing skills. The gang tries to ease Mikey’s fear of the sea. Who has the most complicated (Sally) coffee order?
Bumper Music
| 1. Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival |
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| 2. Carry On by Pat Green |
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| 3. Blurry by Puddle Of Mudd |
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| 4. Breakeven by The Script |
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| 5. What'd I Say by Ray Charles |
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| 6. If We Ever Meet Again (Featuring Katy Perry) by Timbaland |
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| 7. Until It Sleeps by Metallica |
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| 8. Ride Wit Me by Nelly |
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| 9. Battlefield by Jordin Sparks |
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| 10. The Space Between by Dave Matthews Band |
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| 11. Wide Open Spaces by Dixie Chicks |
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| 12. Getting' Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith |
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| 13. Come Home by OneRepublic |
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| 14. Piano Man by Billy Joel |
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| 15. Big Yellow Taxi by Counting Crows |
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| 16. Show Me What I'm Looking For by Carolina Liar |
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Week 14
Friday May 7, 2010
Another Friday, another packed studio of lucky M1’s. Mikey does intros and delves into the day’s news. So Where’s Waldo...err I mean Osama Bin Laden? Iran’s president talks in circles. WoS reports on the Cincinnati Bungles’ latest rehab project: Pac Mac Jones. Don’t poke or prod The Kid when he’s watching the Yanks. Sienna reports on the millions in damage by the Nashville Flood. The Urban Survivor is back; will he make it out of a drug store alive? Next is DMV horror stories. “Too comfy” waitress bothers Woodsy with her stoner small talk. Little Whiz Pop Quiz asks kids about Mother’s Day. Neil Diamond admits he used to date “Lady CaCa”. After much procrastination Mikey eats the cantaloupe and nearly spews on air! Original M1 Dating Game couple is still dating and Sienna wants to know if they’ve frenched each other yet. Pre-date embarrassing moments is next as discussed by Woods and his pal Fenwick. Sienna was offered $80 by a dweeb wanting to go steady. Woodsy called a girl and played “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’” and it paid off! A Chinese boy’s ears save him from a deadly fall. Woods makes fun of Jay for lettering in his high school Drama class. Ironman 2 audio gets the guys fired up, LOB not so much. Just in time for the M1 Disneyland event tomorrow, Donald Duck theater returns and this time Donald does a hilarious bit from The Untouchables movie! Keith Richards (no, not the leather-faced guitarist who snorted his own father’s cremated ashes) but Sienna’s dad calls in and gets the birthday treatment. The Kid is ready to watch the UFC card this weekend. Ways to tell if your dude is lying follows and blows up. Fenwick’s fiancé gives him the third degree when they’re apart and tracks him better than a satellite. The cast role-plays a sandwich argument. Pepper is the ultimate detective. Mikey shares some heartfelt feelings about the December ’09 incident during his testimony and plays the new song that helped him through it.
Bumper Music
| 1. Up On Cripple Creek by The Band |
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| 2. Sister Golden Hair by America |
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| 3. Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin |
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| 4. Girls by Beastie Boys |
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| 5. Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince |
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| 6. Domino by Van Morrison |
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| 7. Hey Baby by Delbert McClinton |
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| 8. With A Little Help From My Friends by The Beatles |
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| 9. Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' by Michael Jackson |
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| 10. Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root |
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| 11. I Feel For You by Chaka Khan |
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| 12. Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood |
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| 13. I Was Made To Love Her by Stevie Wonder |
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| 14. Land Down Under by Men At Work |
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| 15. Sara Smile by Hall & Oates |
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| 16. Soul Meets Body by Death Cab for Cutie |
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Thursday May 6, 2010
Mikey announces another Meet & Greet will be announced today. A hard drive throws LOB off her game. Sienna’s sea lion story is next. Jay is a man’s man, welding and cutting deep underwater. Mikey’s brother didn’t quite put up with Jared Leto’s vegan lecture. Woods rips Padre fans for their lack of support. Funny audio of a wrong number bail bonds call from chick that was kicked out of court for what it said on her tee shirt is next. Sienna’s cantaloupe skeeves Mike out. A worst healthy food in America sees Jay admiring Woodsy’s man breasts. Mikey and Woods’ hilarious Al Pacino phone interview is next, but Mikey loses a bet about Pacino and Deniro appearing together in Godfather II and has to eat cantaloupe as a result. The Incorporator has Wolfgang step in and slay a flower shop. Sienna’s disappointing penguin hunt includes audio of her 911 call! Next up is an email from a M1 who went to wife’s high school reunion only to find out his firstborn son is named after an assclown she dated as a sophomore. A ton of M1’s weigh in on this topic. Jay’s son and his teenaged posse showed up at the same restaurant the cast was at and Jay then tells about finding a pack of smokes in his son’s car. Sleep deprivation is bad for you, Sienna reports. Topper went around the world in a hot air balloon, and then he tells more stories full of hot air. Bad family vacations stories follow. Pepper was mistaken for her brother’s girlfriend at the mall. According to Woods, if you think those new Dominoes Pizza commercials are real you need to grow up Pete! Sick child tips leads to snotty talk. Breaking news on the original “LT” is pretty disturbing. Things not to say at work follows, and Hilary airs her theory on Brett Michaels.
Bumper Music
| 1. The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars |
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| 2. The World Has Turned And Left Me Here by Weezer |
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| 3. The Modern Age by The Strokes |
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| 4. Luminol by Ryan Adams |
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| 5. Can't Hardly Wait by The Replacements |
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| 6. What The Hell Have I by Alice In Chains |
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| 7. I Am Mine by Pearl Jam |
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| 8. Love Buzz by Nirvana |
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| 9. Travelling Riverside Blues by Led Zeppelin |
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| 10. Ragoo by Kings Of Leon |
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| 11. Man In Black by Johnny Cash |
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| 12. Highway Chile by Jimi Hendrix |
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| 13. Money Ain't A Thang by Jay-Z |
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| 14. Fed Up by AM Taxi |
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| 15. Get it Anyway by Cypress Hill |
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| 16. Bleed To Love Her by Fleetwood Mac |
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Wednesday May 5, 2010
Is Cinco de Mayo a real holiday? Ask a Mexican! Does Woods have Diabetes? The Kid reflects on his time doing community service whereas Jay had a different experience. The Padres are on a roll; hopefully I’ll still be saying this in September. Sad story about murdered Lacrosse student. The Kid was running errands and his fool-proof fake cell call bit to thwart those petition hecklers backfired. This leads to tips on how to avoid those clipboard commandos. Sienna gives some homemade headache remedies. Need a good sleep mask? Mikey’s got your back! Jay gave up chicken farming but gained a garden. Laura Bush audio follows, who knew they had to pay for meals? M1 Josh has a wife who’s worse than R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket and calls in seeking help. Sienna and LOB give him some great advice. Pneumonia killed Corey Haim, but there were trace amounts of drugs in his system. Dumbest things couples fight about follows. Woods tells about Jamie making him “Squirrelghetti”. An M1 spends 5 grand and upsets his prudent wife. Another couple get into a fight over him kicking her butt at video games. The cast fights about food every Monday. Lauren is not the freewheelin’ hippy Woods thought she was. Want to see adult couples fight? Introduce a board game. The Mikey Show billboards went up today! MMA fighter Joey Beltran calls in. The gang plays the 5 dollar quiz game and Michael Shannon goes country. Funny kids’ names introduces us to “Harry Trim” and “Thin Dog”. Sienna reports on a new strange asthma device. Things that skeeve us out the most includes trash juice, warm toilet seats, mustard and ketchup water, and milk crust to name a few. Garrett calls in with his first billboard sighting on the 94. What skeeves Hilary out?
Bumper Music
Tuesday May 4, 2010
Girls just don’t get Goodfellas. Without much coaxing, Mikey gets Woods to give him a back rub. It’s no secret why Sienna has pack pain. Mikey tells the funny story about the first time he shaved his head. The oil spill is out of control. 43 year old stripper and her “girlfriend” 911 call is next. Kombucha talk with LOB leads to the Kombucha song. Woods debuts his new boob hat to the gang’s delight. Smoking ban talk leads to alcohol ban talk. 10 foods we love to hate reveals Sienna used to be on a show with an eggplant for a co-star! The Kid announces his future house party and Jay has an interesting take on how he does gifts. Mikey announces the Mikey Show Invitational Golf Tournament and bidding begins. The girls have issues sitting in golf carts and having to watch the guys for 18 holes. Technical snafus make Mikey insane. Brett Michael’s near death experience still draws some jokes out of The Kid. Rebecca is now a vegetarian after watching “The Cove” and this leads to a big discussion about Mikey and Rebecca’s new meal procedures. LOB gets Woodsy giggling when she asks “how does Rebecca feel about handling the meat?” Big shout out from this author for Jay picking a Primus song. Susanna followed Woods during his move from stop to stop and claims she wants to be friends with Jamie. Sly Stallone says no more Rambo. Nashville is under-freakin’-water! The best quitting/firing stories has Woods tell of the time he told off a jackhole boss. Jay had a cab take him home after being laid off. Woodsy loves sign spinners. Sienna reports on a woman who stayed in bed for 6 months because of a reason you’ll have to listen to, because you’d never guess it! A crazy German guy marries his cat and Hoyle gets an idea for a give-away. Stephen Hawking believes in time travel which leads the cast to say where they would go if they could go back in time. Here about the dude who eats light bulbs.
Bumper Music
| 1. Goody Two Shoes by Adam Ant |
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| 2. Tom Sawyer by Rush |
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| 3. Good Times Roll by The Cars |
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| 4. You're Nobody 'till Somebody Loves You by Dean Martin |
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| 5. Here Comes Your Man by The Pixies |
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| 6. Lullaby by The Cure |
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| 7. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus |
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| 8. Dreaming by Blondie |
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| 9. With My Own Two Hands by Ben Harper |
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| 10. Allentown by Billy Joel |
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| 11. Fortunate Son by Crosby Stills & Nash |
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| 12. Suffragette City by David Bowie |
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| 13. Rio by Duran Duran |
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| 14. Those Shoes by The Eagles |
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| 15. Chain by The Fire Theft |
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| 16. Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly |
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Monday May 3, 2010
The Mikey Show returns! Good thing too, because some M1’s were ready for a lobotomy with out it. Woods and Lauren both moved during the break, Mikey went to Hawaii, and Jay shralped waves south of the border. Mikey tells about his Maui adventures meeting Adam Sandler and seeing a boatload of other celebrities in his hotel. Next up are Mikey’s mishaps with the price of a Rolex. Sienna attended a “destination wedding”. Woods had an event-free move, to his surprise. LOB on the other hand didn’t have such an easy time for her move. Jay had a father/son bonding trip. WoS has some funny sports audio. Sienna reports on the Times Square bomb scare. Mikey segues Bad Blake perfectly to the Geezer bandit story, and then he talks about his new cologne invention! Conan talks about Jay Leno and explains his beard, leading Woods to announce it’s time for Mustache May! Sienna reports on the monkey meat story and the hilarious 911 call is played. Name that Tune follows; will Mikey win one this time? David Letterman explains his cheatin’ heart. Woodsy evaluates the Chargers’ draft. Dude Yer Dumb singles out ‘well-traveled guy’, ‘annoying neighbors’, ‘dumb airline passengers’, and ‘overzealous riders’. The Kid busts out some Rick Astley! Johnson & Johnson recalls children’s products Mikey uses on his kids at home. WoW sees some real doozies: friends “with benefits” that want to have kids, a chick that digs her ex’s best man, and what to do about a 13 year old boy caught looking at porn. Jay tells about his mom conducting a porno intervention for him as a kid! Mikey’s brother loves him some Gwyneth Paltrow. Email about an ex’s custody of their dogs gets a surprising response from Woods. Idol audio 14 year old singing sensation leads to talk about true talent and Woodsy says Idol is whack. Gaga vs. Britney is next, followed by some Fleetwood Mac history. Sienna can care less about Fleetwood Mac but gets excited when NKOTB is played. Mikey tells of his embarrassing moment when he discovered ‘California Love’ by Tupac and Dre. Woods refers to Mike as “the whitest Mexican in the world” for pronouncing Tupac as “2-pack”! Is San Diego ready for The Summer of LOB? Hilary and Lauren have a lot in common, right down to their wheatgrass perfume. Woods’ dad, M1 Hawk calls in and gets serenaded for his birthday.
Bumper Music
| 1. Rosa Parks by OutKast |
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| 2. Crazy by Aerosmith |
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| 3. But Anyway by Blues Traveler |
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| 4. Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top |
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| 5. No Scrubs by TLC |
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| 6. Sympathy For The Devil by The Rolling Stones |
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| 7. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley |
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| 8. Hit The Road Jack by Ray Charles |
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| 9. Say by John Mayer |
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| 10. Gold Digger by Kanye West |
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| 11. By The Way by Hinder |
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| 12. P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) by Michael Jackson |
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| 13. Milkshake by Kelis |
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| 14. Step By Step by New Kids On The Block |
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| 15. Never Say Never by The Fray |
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| 16. You Should Be Dancing by The Bee Gees |
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Week 13
Best Of Week =(
The Mikey Show's Week Vacation
Week 12
Friday April 23, 2010
Best Of Day =(
Thursday April 22, 2010
Mikey remembers his self conscious big boobed friend from high school. Pepper is confused about the reality of the Ironman movies which leads her to guess at everything. Balloon Dad has to cough up some dough to the state. Should the Steelers trade Ben Roethlisberger for a top draft pick? Chargers beat writer Kevin Acee calls in to talk about what the Bolts might do and the girls zone out for a moment. Woods calls out Padres fans to step it up and fill Petco. Mikey explains the difference between gold and paper money after the new design of the 100 dollar bill is revealed. Sienna’s addicted to her snooze button which leads to things you wish were never invented. Sienna reveals more Facebook changes. A big pot bust in Mexico gets Woods wishing he could barter with American cops. Singing sensation Taiwanese boy drops another single and does a duet with Captain Kirk! Jay wonders why Mikey and Woods were locking eyes during “I will Alrays Ruv You”. Wolfgang steps into the Incorporator’s shoes and brings the belly laughs! Next is the great toilet paper caper debate: hard or soft? TP is one thing The Kid doesn’t skimp on. Dude, Dig Yer Own Toilet follows. LOB doesn’t want to ruin Earth day by cutting down trees so Mikey can have “an aloe butt”. Sienna Sings and makes Jimmy Page roll over in his grave (if he was dead). Jay gives us some Jame Gum history. Woodsy has a friend whose wife wants to come to Vegas for a bachelor party which draws a heated debate. Eventually, he gets his friend named Fenwick on the show. This goes on for two segments and Woods admits he frenched his first girl in Fenwick’s basement. Bottom line is girls should not attend bachelor parties unless hired as entertainment. Mikey has some iTunes issues. Tom Tom Girl lays down the Woodsyisms. Lauren’s wrong guesses has Sienna and the gang make some great jokes at her expense like “remember ‘Full Apartment’”. Would you rather closes out the show and the gang will return on May 10th.
Bumper Music
| 1. I'm Comin' Home by Robert Earl Keen |
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| 2. Cry On Demand by Ryan Adams |
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| 3. Fireflies by Rhett Miller |
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| 4. Ghost Town by Cary Brothers |
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| 5. Got Nuffin by Spoon |
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| 6. Crazy About You by Whiskeytown |
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| 7. Bonfire by Third Eye Blind |
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| 8. Enjoy the Silence By Nada Surf |
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| 9. Fallin & Flyin By Jeff Bridges & Colin Farrell |
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| 10. All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down By Hank Williams Jr |
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| 11. Bluebird by Ryan Bingham |
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| 12. Lonesome Blues by Shooter Jennings |
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| 13. Dear Chicago by Ryan Adams |
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| 14. Strange Condition By Pete Yorn |
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| 15. Laredo By Band of Horses |
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| 16. Always On My Mind by Willie Nelson |
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Wednesday April 21, 2010
Mikey’s got the rainy day blues but at least he’s wearing a brand new set of threads! They say being on television adds ten pounds and The Kid agrees. A discussion about not throwing down Bic Macs and eating healthy ensues. Mikey gives a few tasty recipes and reveals Rebecca once thought baked potatoes were best served boiled. The name that whale woes continue. Woods goes into detail about the 2010 Bolts schedule and the NFL draft. Listen and laugh to the I-Cramp commercial. Food poisoning: is it real or a bit? Jays story is for real, and poor Pepper guzzled “mountain fresh” water from a stream by the gallon and was unaware it hadn’t been filtered yet. Next is the hysterical 911 call of an English Lady turning Chinese from a migraine. A M1 calls in with a strange dilemma about her nanny kissing on her baby. Man, Iceland can crank out some great tunes! Frankie vows to get The Kid into karate and shows off his purple belt. Jay can’t believe all the teen girls wearing thongs at Coachella and this gets into a big discussion of how kids dress these days. New ways of issuing speeding tickets from space has Mikey admit he quit speeding while Woodsy still drives like Mad Max. Next, Mikey interviews a punch-drunk Rocky Balboa! Woods saw a female bathroom attendant in a men’s restroom. LOB and The Kid slow dance to Chicago. Woods is not down with “preggers”. Susanna sashays her way into the studio (nearly falls) to read her love letter to Woods. Mikey plays the Quint scene about the U.S.S. Indianapolis from the movie Jaws. More of Mikey’s germaphobia and “Mexican Moby” is next. Creepharmony.com tells it all. Sienna looks forward to people touching her pregnant belly.
Bumper Music
| 1. No Surprise by Daughtry |
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| 2. Hero by Chad Kroeger Feat. Josey Scott |
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| 3. Are You Happy Now by Michelle Branch |
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| 4. Without You by Hinder |
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| 5. You Are The Woman By Firefall |
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| 6. I'd Really Love To See You Tonight by England Dan & John Ford Coley |
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| 7. Here Without You by 3 Doors Down |
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| 8. Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinéad O'Connor |
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| 9. The Reason by Hoobastank |
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| 10. Better Days by Goo Goo Dolls |
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| 11. Cool by Gwen Stefani |
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| 12. The Climb by Miley Cyrus |
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| 13. Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson |
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| 14. Never Gonna Be Alone by Nickelback |
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| 15. Dance With Me by Orleans |
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| 16. Dirty Love by Thunder |
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Tuesday April 20, 2010
Mikey reminisces about his first radio job when he was 18. Jay’s outlaw past comes into light and the entire cast admits their stress levels are high. A gray whale rolled on into San Diego bay gets christened “Greg”. Conspiracy theories abound when Sienna tells about Apple’s new prototype IPhone being ‘forgotten’ in a bar. More bad news for Big Ben. They call him “King James” and Woods has audio of LeBron doing an interview from his porcelain throne! Baseball whiz kid M1 Noah Lot returns to the studio, this time followed by TV news crews. Those crazy Canucks, what’s so wrong about a dog mayor, eh? * dating mistakes smart women make gets the cast offering differing opinions. LOB has an interesting theory on the concept of soul mates. Mikey and The Kid air their little spat. Noah gets into what’s wrong and right about Woody’s MLB fantasy team. President Obama shows us how he deals with loud mouth protesters. Larry King creeps on yet another female celebrity. The gang tries their hand at Sienna’s stepdaughter’s third grade homework. Next is a hilarious bit about young Mikey macking out on other kid’s lunches at Field Day in the bus, annoying the bus driver. Topper does his thing, bragging about his band. Tanning beds are addictive and Frankie and MC Mel-dog go at it. Worst haircut stories remembers Mikey’s perm. Jay is a “huge fan” when Sienna takes off her sweater. Musician chick Eskimo Bluewaters debuts on the show during her county-wide Snow Hut tour and sings a familiar sounding song she claims was written by “Steve Moltz”! Jay provides a list of must have tools and camping supplies. Mikey tells his scary story of nearly being pulled out to deep sea while surfing. “Nerdatar” is already out on DVD. What celebrities do the cast members resemble?
Bumper Music
| 1. Show Of Strength by Echo & The Bunnymen |
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| 2. Hysteria by Muse |
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| 3. Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zero's By 40 Day Dream |
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| 4. The Reeling by Passion Pit |
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| 5. Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear |
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| 6. Losing My Edge By LCD Soundsystem |
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| 7. Big Mess by Devo |
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| 8. Me Myself and I By De La Soul |
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| 9. Seven By Sunny Day Real Estate |
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| 10. Electric Feel Oracular Spectacular By MGMT |
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| 11. Put Your Records On by Corinne Bailey Rae |
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| 12. I Know What I Am by Band of Skulls |
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| 13. Anything You Want by Spoon |
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| 14. Intro by The xx |
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| 15. Uprising by Muse |
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Monday April 19, 2010
Mikey compares blasting cigs to drinking coffee. Woods says he loved calling radio shows before he became a radio personality, then he recaps his Coachella experience. Jay was kickin’ it at Coachella as well. Mikey interviews a M1 who’s dating Magnum P.I. The gang loves doing Garrett voice to the point of passing gas! The lead story on Woods on Sports is about his team winning and he realizes he doesn’t know what week it is. Dude Yer Dumb takes on sports superstitions and Mikey retells how he ruined a major league pitcher’s career with a single phone call. Mikey has suspicions that LOB is high on weed because of the way she’s acting. The cast tries some hot sauce. Audio of an Al Pacino interview gets interrupted by Sienna’s squeals of joy over Yum Yum donuts being delivered. Mikey plays in his second Name That Tune game, but The Kid still kills it. Callers weigh in with their “never fails” colognes during 5 Rules on how to properly use cologne. Mikey and Woods have so much of the smelly stuff at home they could open a cologne store. Woodsy tells the hemp butter story at Coachella and grosses Mikey out. Settle a Bet with LOB has a new theme song. Larry King and Willie Nelson sing a stony ballad together. Hoyle reacts to a news story and proceeds to lecture Woods but gets cut short when his mama calls in! We learn from Hoyle’s mama his real name is Horatio and she dishes out funny stories that embarrass the station manager. What’s the percentage of dudes who would give up slaying for slurring? Turns out Pepper’s not stoned, just all pepped up on sugar. 5 Signs a dude is not over his ex ignites an intense debate about cheating. Woods tells about his funny pedi-cab ride with Hilary and her husband.
Bumper Music
| 1. Cryin' by Aerosmith |
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| 2. Hero by Chad Kroeger Feat. Josey Scott |
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| 3. Somewhere Over the Rainbow By Jeff Beck |
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| 4. Another One Bites The Dust by Queen |
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| 5. Stir It Up by Bob Marley |
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| 6. School's Out by Alice Cooper |
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| 7. Valerie by Amy Winehouse |
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| 8. Ms. Jackson by Outkast |
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| 9. Whataya Want From Me by Adam Lambert |
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| 10. Wiseman by Slightly Stoopid |
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| 11. Day 'N' Nite by Kid Cudi |
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| 12. Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield |
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| 13. See You Again by Miley Cyrus |
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| 14. Message In A Bottle by The Police |
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| 15. Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones |
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| 16. Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap |
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Week 11
Friday April 16, 2010
The Mikeyshow is back on the air after a one day hiatus due to company meetings. The gang met LOB’s parents and Lauren’s mom loves doing bits and telling the world that her daughter is Pepper from 94/9. Sienna’s newsstory about the big volcano in Europe has shut many countries down from the resulting widespread ash, so Wolfgang explains how he deals with it. Audio of Creed frontman Scott Stapp’s ode to the Florida Marlins will rock your world! And by ‘rock’ I mean laugh hysterically. Michael Shannon has a little trouble with a new K-WAVE post but eventually nails it. Little Whiz Pop Quiz has Sienna asking kids about the Coachella Festival and two 6 year olds put Mikey to shame and give Woods some good advice. John Goodman’s deadpan joke failed miserably on the view. A M1 calls in needing advice about the audacity of his girlfriend leaving town on his birthday weekend. Woods’ take on birthdays: “let’s have a party because you’re mom squeezed you out”! A bizarre medical story leads to a Grey’s Anatomy bit. An email about out of control angry sports dads prompts Woods to tell about being a Little League manager and Jay and his boy witnessing a soccer riot. Sienna introduces us to “Goodtime” Bobby Rose who cheated in a fishing tournament in Texas and got sent to jail! Intern Susanna comes in to play her new game and swears she never said she wanted to wear Woods’ skin. News of Larry King’s 8th divorce somehow leads to a Woods rant about Sean. Frankie claims he’s not jealous of Garrett. Is there a cereal taste test in the future for Mikey? 5 ways you know you’re dating a married e-cheater. Woods and Pepper do a little couples role playing. The cast sings Happy Birthday “The Office style” to a M1. Mikey tells why he does a weekly Testimony during his Testimony.
Bumper Music
| 1. Get Back By The Beatles |
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| 2. Dream On By Aerosmith |
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| 3. Take On Me By Aha |
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| 4. Brandy By Looking Glass |
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| 5. Dancing In The Moonlight By Thin Lizzy |
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| 6. Man On The Moon By REM |
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| 7. Allentown By Billy Joel |
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| 8. Jolene By Dolly Parton |
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| 9. Raspberry Beret By Prince |
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| 10. The Light By Common |
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| 11. All Mixed Up By 311 |
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| 12. A Boy Named Sue By Johnny Cash |
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| 13. So Happy Together By The Turtles |
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| 14. It's My Life By Talk Talk |
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| 15. Burn One Down By Ben Harper |
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| 16. Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon By Urge Overkil |
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Thursday April 15, 2010
Best Of Day =(
April 15 at 4:47pm "We will be back tomorrow morning guys. We had a conference that our entire company had to attend this morning. Will be good to be back." - Mikey
Wednesday April 14, 2010
Mikey starts the show talking about allergies and admits people will think he’s a Sally with his music picks for the morning. Turns another celebrity, this action star Steven Seagal is a sex fiend who keeps girls as sex slaves. Seagal of course denies the allegations and says now he really will be “Out For Justice”. (rimshot) Sienna reports that in Europe, parents hire an evil clown to stalk and terrify their kids all in good clean fun. Mikey once dated a chick who loudly sang the National Anthem when she was in the bathroom. Woodsy and Jay tell their stories of strange roommates which leads to other weird roommate stories from the gang and callers. The show spouses call in on ‘little hot spot things your spouse does to irritate you. Michael Shannon returns to show off his radio posting genius, the girls give it a try as well. A M1 calls in worried that his girlfriend’s male roommate is creeping on her too much. LOB does some new funny female singer voices. Sienna defines crunk during a talk about what’s appropriate for kids to listen to. Hoyle decides the cast needs to step it up a notch and do wild stunts at the next meet and greet. Jay’s son is now dropping Woodsyisms on him. Irrational fears has Mikey admit his phobia of outhouses. The Kid admits he’s a “violent vomiter”. OJ Simpson wants out of jail to look for the real killer. Woods rants about San Diego parking or lack there of. Frankie misses Brooklyn and tandem bikes, and then he accuses someone of looking into his computer. Wolfgang stops in to praise Ryan Seacrest. Topper shows up late but still hits on Sienna and promotes his Myspace page.
Bumper Music
| 1. No Surprise by Daughtry |
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| 2. Hero by Chad Kroeger Feat. Josey Scott |
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| 3. Are You Happy Now by Michelle Branch |
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| 4. Without You by Hinder |
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| 5. You Are The Woman By Firefall |
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| 6. I'd Really Love To See You Tonight by England Dan & John Ford Coley |
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| 7. Here Without You by 3 Doors Down |
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| 8. Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinéad O'Connor |
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| 9. The Reason by Hoobastank |
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| 10. Better Days by Goo Goo Dolls |
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| 11. Cool by Gwen Stefani |
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| 12. The Climb by Miley Cyrus |
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| 13. Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson |
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| 14. Never Gonna Be Alone by Nickelback |
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| 15. Dance With Me by Orleans |
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| 16. Dirty Love by Thunder |
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Tuesday April 13, 2010
Conan O’Brien signs with TBS. Mikey reveals Rebecca wanted to call him Michael because it sounds more classy. Former Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw is not a fan of Big Ben. Woodsy drops the hammer on a rude airline worker. Mike plays audio of tatted up Michelle “Bombshell” McGee saying she’s a victim. This creates a big discussion about creep Jesse James. Woodsy does his Tiger impression and M1 Woobie calls in to explain “Skankology 101” and calls out Woods for flirting with the Charger girls. Mikey tells the story of is crazy behavior when a former girlfriend cheated on him. Sienna gives tips on secret fast food menus and Mikey ends up having an intervention for his addiction to “Land & Sea” burgers. LOB remains grossed out the entire time, which leads to the parody song “Vegan Girl Keep Me Warm”. An email about spanking kids gets into a huge debate. The phone lines really blow up when the topic shifts to step parents spanking kids that aren’t theirs. Jay makes Norman Rockwellian type family dinners a top priority. Little Jake likes to poke and pester Rebecca at the dinner table. Tom Tom Girl and movie Phone Guy go gangsta on each other and argue about parties. Jay admits to liking the show Glee and remembers when he saw a giant cockroach fly into Natalie Merchant’s mouth! LOB then kills with her Natalie merchant impression. Sienna reports on the world’s hottest hot sauce and Mikey talks about the hottest meal he ever had at an Italian restaurant.
Bumper Music
| 1. Ragged Wood By Fleet Foxes |
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| 2. Yeah Yeah Yeah Song By The Flaming Lips |
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| 3. Chain By The Fire Theft |
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| 4. The Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim |
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| 5. Hard Sun by Eddie Vedder |
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| 6. Girl U Want by Devo |
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| 7. Killing An Arab By The Cure |
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| 8. Should I Stay Or Should I Go by The Clash |
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| 9. Godspeed by BT |
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| 10. Someone's Daughter by The Bolshoi |
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| 11.Lightning By Birds & Batteries |
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| 12. Step Into My Office, Baby by Belle & Sebastian |
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| 13. Eleanor Rigby By The Beatles |
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| 14. The Great Salt Lake by Band of Horses |
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| 15. Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) by Arcade Fire |
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| 16.National Anthem Of Nowhere by Apostle Of Hustle |
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Monday April 12, 2010
First thing Woods tells Mikey is that smells great, which leads to a discussion about lotion. Facebook has changed dating forever, Sienna explains. The Kid tells about quitting a job and shouting down his boss. Mikey explains hand shaking PSI. Woods on Sports touches on all the weekend action, including the sport of “cocky”. Dude Yer Dumb goes after “get in the hole” guy and Jim Carey. Mikey prefers generic over brand names and Woodsy needs help going to the doctor so Jay comes to his aide. Sienna reports on Pharmacist dos and don’ts then gives a lesson on how to get a drink at a busy bar. For the first time, Mikey plays in the Name That tune game featuring movie quotes but can’t compete with Woods. The girls don’t like the movies Jay picked. The worst ways to break up with someone is next. Dave Matthews stops by in his hemp suit and wonders if Mikey is related to Fernando Valenzuela. Next up is Cheeseburger-flavored Doritos taste test that Pepper want no part of. Mikey just can’t win at Settle a Bet with LOB. Woodsy recaps his baseball win over the weekend and his meltdown with the umpire. Callers support Woods and his “play to win” mantra. Frankie is upset when Woods offers to take Mikey to a Padres game. Sienna tells us about a 19 year old girl who cracks open a beer while riding in a cop car. Audio of the 911 call about an old cat that attacks postal workers is played next. Woods needs a battle plan for protecting his dogs against coyotes. Michael Shannon closes out the show.
Bumper Music
| 1. Pinball Wizard by The Who |
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| 2. Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd |
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| 3. Last Name by Carrie Underwood |
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| 4. She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult |
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| 5. Livin' In The U.S.A. by Steve Miller Band |
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| 6. Your Love by (Acoustic) The Outfield |
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| 7. One Time by Justin Bieber |
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| 8. Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) by Journey |
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| 9. Half of my Heart ft. Taylor Swift By John Mayer |
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| 10. Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles |
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| 11.Not Meant To Be by Theory Of A Deadman |
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| 12. Cats In The Cradle by Ugly Kid Joe |
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| 13. Face Drop by Sean Kingston |
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| 14. Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones |
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| 15. Hero Of The Day by Metallica |
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| 16. Baba O'Riley by The Who |
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Week 10
Friday April 9, 2010
More Facebook follies has kids suing parents. Woods delivers a big bag full of Sharpie pens to Mikey thanks to Jamie. Farmville on Facebook is out of control. Teen angst and high phone bills go hand in hand with the cast’s past. Sienna reports a funny story about a Denmark brewery workers getting upset over booze ban while working. Tiger’s Agusta performance update draws a diverse reaction, mainly the girls are out. Sienna’s toy story prompts talk about your favorite childhood toy. Little Whiz Pop Quiz has Sienna asking kids about their dream jobs. Hilarious crazy German who took back his meat 911 call is next. Susanna stops by to giggle and squeal over Woods while acting a tad passive-aggressive towards Jamie. The Incorporator calls a tack and feed store after slamming 4 Krispy Kreme donuts for energy and kills it yet again. Lauren admits she once dumped a guy for picking a wedgie! Woods dumped a chick for being a bad speller. Jamie tells when she fell in love with Woodsie which gets Frankie’s attention. Sienna Sings: Radiohead, Mr. Big, and Toto and she earns two buzzers and one bell. Gratuity-included food bills gets The kid fired up and Pepper tells her server story. M1 in studio asks out loud what we are thinking and is “what would Sean say?” Father Time is creeping up on Jay. Signs you’re getting old has Rebecca and little Jake call in. The gang discusses a creepy divorce story. Donald Duck does an awesome Tommy scene from Goodfellas! Some guy saves a suicide girl’s life and Demi Moore finally admits to getting some work done on that Ashton Kutcher lovin’ body. Mikey tells why he can’t get a nose job. What does your beer say about you, dude? Listen and find out. Mikey reminds M1’s about the meet and greet and does his testimony.
Bumper Music
1. Willie Nelson – “Blue Skies”
2. Leonard Cohen – “Woke Up This Morning”
3. Beach Boys – “Good Vibrations”
4. G. Love & Special Sauce – “Cold Beverage”
5. Gipsy Kings – “Bamboleo”
6. John Denver – “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”
7. Citizen Cope – “Pablo Picasso”
8. Elv...is Presley – “Suspicious Minds”
9. Steel Pulse – “Roller Skates”
10. The Lemonheads – “Into Your Arms”
11. Bruce Springsteen – “Dancing In The Dark”
12. Bob Marley & Lauryn Hill – “Turn Your Lights Down Low”
13. Ray LaMontagne – “You Are The Best Thing”
14. State Radio – “Keepsake”
15. INXS – “Need You Tonight”
16. Bill Withers – “Lovely Day”
Thursday April 8, 2010
Woodsie cleans himself up for the Charger girls…er…I mean his wife Jaime coming into town. Mikey won’t be taking a vacation to Europe anytime soon. The Kid agrees and says Europe (the whole continent) is farty. M1 Mean gene calls in to try to sway Mikey to visit overseas. Woods mentions the 28 hour Show and watching the Godfather movies during it!?? LOB and The Kid discover it’s extremely easy to prank Mikey at work. Nike has a new bizarre commercial and Mikey plays the audio. This topic gets a diverse reaction and takes up two segments of back and forth discussion. Mikey brings up his old “one-eyed” billboard ads as a comparison. Sienna reports on 3.3 million sterile Med Flies dropped over El Cajon (El Cajon? Really? Should have been Meth Flies) and Lauren is skeeved by the idea of larva in her fruit and veggies. The Kid is worried about coyotes at his new house because of his small dogs. Frankie vows to protect Woods and the pooches at all costs, as long as he gets to move in. The Kid wants to re-live the early eighties. Mikey stepped in some dog poop and this leads to a dog poop etiquette debate. Mikey kills it with his Sienna voice. The Charger girls come in to the studio and Woods immediately starts creeping. The cheerleaders admit they get fired up to “Eye of the Tiger” and Woods beams as he plays his theme song for them. Pepper dances her way out of trouble with her boyfriend matt and explains how. Jay tells how he fell in love with his wife Kim while both worked as professional water skiers. LOB tells her love story that involves a million balloons. An earthquake then happens on air!
Bumper Music
1. Guns N Roses - Mr Brownstone
2. Saga - On The Loose
3. Rush - Working Man
4. Ratt - Lay It Down
5. Poison - Life Goes On
6. Metallica - Seek & Destroy
7. Motley Crue - Looks that Kill
8. Slaughter - Up All Night
9. Ozzy - Bark At The Moon
10. Quiet Riot - Bang Your Head
11. KISS - All American Man
12. Dokken - In My Dreams
13. Iron Maiden - Wasted Years
14. Van Halen - Jamie's Cryin
15. Ratt - Wanted Man
16. Sammy Hagar - Your Love is Driving Me Crazy
Wednesday April 7, 2010
Sienna reports on a touching story about a baby reunited with parents after being buried under rubble for four days in Haiti. Are there more earthquakes than normal? Jay and mike discuss their acupuncture experiences. Woods and jay went to media night at Petco Park and The Kid got to hit from home plate. A M1 calls in after getting food at a restaurant with a B rating and Mikey gets skeeved. Woodsie is a goofball and needs his wife to tame him. Nobody can make Pepper’s bed, but she finally taught Matt. Michael Shannon returns to post some songs. Things you do for your spouse you don’t like doing is next. Woods and Sienna eat ghetto spaghetti at least once a week, and Matt sends in a picture of Pepper’s bed, to the amusement of the rest of the cast. A Chinese boy sounds just like (maybe even better than) Whitney Houston audio! Hoyle lays down some funny but necessary ground rules for the Meet & Greet. The Kid is not a fan of Arizona’s tough Sheriff Joe. M1 Amber calls in about getting her nose pierced behind her boyfriend’s back looking for sympathy but Mikey calls her out then calls up her boyfriend to tell his side of the story. Mikey considers shaving his goat while keeping a full mustache. The nose ring debate continues as M1’s weigh in. Pepper tells poor Matt that he bought a pair of mom jeans. Next is tips for getting a good night’s sleep which leads to a comical session of pod jokes at Mikey’s expense. Mikey plays Tim & Eric’s classic song “Sit on You”. Yawning is Woodsie’s bit, so don’t tell him he can’t do it! Email about people who leave dogs and kids in a car touches off a big debate. What was the moment you fell in love with your spouse?
Bumper Music
1. In Love With A Girl - Gavin DeGraw
2. We Are The Sound - The Afters
3. Look What You've Done To Me - Boz Scaggs
4. Dust In The Wind - Kansas
5. Waiting For A Girl Like You - Foreigner
6. Whenever I Call You "Friend" - Kenny Loggins
7. You Found Me - The Fray
8. Better Is One Day - Kutless
9. Holiday Road - Lindsey Buckingham
10. End Of The Road - Boyz II Men
11. Lost - RED
12. Cheer Up - Ten Shekel Shirt
13. Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers
14. Everything Is Beautiful - Starfield
15. Leather And Lace - Stevie Nicks
16. Dance The Night Away - Van Halen
Tuesday April 6, 2010
Mikey got his back cracked at a chiropractor. Woods ain’t down with Jimmy Fallon dissing the Yankees. You can go to Sienna’s blog to watch the video of bratty teens smashing a brand new IPad. The gang then argues about foreign cars verses American cars. Jay is the Mikey Show champ in the NCAA March Madness pool! Noah, a 12 year old boy (M1 Noah Lot) stops by and demonstrates his awesome baseball knowledge. Lauren doesn’t use a microwave! Tom Tom Girl and Movie Phone Guy try to iron out their relationship problems with help from Dr. Mikey. They kill it reciting a scene from Titanic. Mikey wishes for long, flowing hair. Grey’s Anatomy becomes Gay’s Anatomy. Old Wives Tales: which are true and which are false? What sleeping positions mean about a dude’s personality. I guess I’m laid back and compromising because I sleep on my side. Mikey never farts in front of his wife but Woods let’s ‘em rip. Frankie turns on the water works and bawls over Woods not being a good bestie. The Kid then sings along with The Smith’s in his Morrisey voice. A huge studio pillow fight sees Mikey training for the ultimate pillow Fighter. Sienna loves eating penguins. The 8 Lamest Things a guy does to impress chicks is next. Woods has done most of them. Mikey hasn’t seen many chick flicks but knows about them from other people talking. At least it’s finally official: plays are lame. Breast feeding saves lives, Sienna reports. Mikey and Woods argue about Slash’s new project with Fergie. Jay tells about his battle with bees at home armed with only a vacuum. 911 call of little boy driving a car is played and Woods confesses his music nerdiness to Hilary.
Bumper Music
1. Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
2. The Rat - The Walkmen
3. Check the Rhime - A Tribe Called Quest
4. You Wouldn't Like Me - Tegan & Sara
5. Summertime - The Sundays
6. Take The Money & Run- Steve Miller Band
7. Believing Is Art - Spoon
8. Song With A Mission- The Sounds
9. Armoured Cars - Solid Gold
10. Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths
11. The Royal We - Silversun Pickups
12. She's So Cold - Rolling Stones
13. The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret - Queens of the Stone Age
14. Coming Up [Live] - Paul McCartney
15. Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles
Monday April 5, 2010
The cast talks about the earthquake on Easter Sunday and their different experiences with it. News of a poor ostrich loose in San Diego is taken down by cops. LOB, Jay, Mikey, and Woods went surfing and Woods nearly killed himself on the walk back up the cliff. A M1 calls in to tell about his awkward trip to a nude beach. Woods refuses to mention the Yankees losing to the Red Sox during Woods on Sports, but tells the weird Tiger Woods kindergarten story. Mikey announces the M1 Meet & Greet Sticker party. 911 call of a dog who stole a car featuring “Officer Weener” is next. Dude Yer Dumb takes on ponytail guy, texter guy, etc. Lauren talks about getting hit on while pumping gas. Next we get a lesson on how to eat wings and shrimp. The Kid busts a rhyme with Vanilla Ice and Sienna loves herself some Yum Yum donuts. WoW (no, not World of Warcraft you geeks, Woods of Wisdom) sees The Kid doll out the dating advice that involve breaking the bro-code and how to get over a heartbreak. What makes you weird? Sienna gives energy saving tips that irritate Mikey. Hoyle declares he’s a radio genius and to prove drops some more hilarious Yo Mama jokes. Steven Tyler and Neil Diamond audio from Fenway Park makes Woods cringe, then Neil comes on to defend himself, but Pepper gets his goat! Sienna reads a list of mistakes dudes make on dates. The girls get upset and propose a “female free” Mikey show before Name That Tune game begins. Woodsie wins anyway.
Bumper Music
1. Jason Derulo - Whatchu Say
2. Wreckx'n Effect - Rump Shaker
3. Tony! Toni! Tone! - Let's Get Down
4. Heavy D & The Boyz - Nuttin' But Love
5. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
6. The Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Woman
7. Britney Spears - 3
8. Soul For Real - Candy Rain
9. N 2 Deep - Back to the Hotel
10. Arrested Development - Mr. Wendal
11. The Script - Man Who Can't Be Moved
12. Zac Brown Band - Toes
13. House of Pain - Jump Around
14. John Cougar - Jack & Diane
15. The Fray - Over My Head
16. Jay Z & Rihanna - Run This Town
Week 9
Friday April 2, 2010
Sienna’s birthday starts off the show. Danny was there to present her with gifts from M1Site. Sienna talks about the pirates “wanted to get crazy” with a U.S. battleship, which meant Mikey had her re-tell the “do you want to get crazy” babysitting story. Hoyle breaks down the difference between Spanish and Mexican. Some poor schmuck became a multi-billionaire for five hours due to a bank error. Proving to be one of the funniest bits of the day was Sienna’s Little Whiz Pop Quiz starring a boy named Jace, a future stand up comedian who confidently tells Sienna the Easter Bunny comes from Uranus! Susanna stops by to shower Woods with love and a homemade Easter basket. Mikey plays the audio of Sean Merriman getting pranked by ESPN crew. Arguably the best Incorporator yet has him calling up a pet store where his cheesy laugh after using the chosen words in jokes is hilarious. The Kid then tells the story of how he ruined not just a hotel room, but the entire hotel! Once again, listen to hear Papa Woods call in and how Woodsie escaped financial responsibility for it. Bumblebee talk leads to an important lesson from Jay. Sienna sings and gets 2 out of 3. Woods accused Miley Virus of being a farty girl. Frankie invites Woods to watch the movie 300 then go see the new Clash of the Titans. When it comes to parenting, don’t count on The Kid to change diapers. Topper invades the studio to hit on Sienna and brag about his yacht. Jay gets a good crack in during a M1’s call about stealing condoms right next to the candy section. Sienna’s news story about a bird stuck in a car’s grill brings out Donald Duck. Do age gaps in relationships really matter all that much? Mikey’s testimony on this Good Friday has him tell a story he never told before.
Bumper Music
1. Fleetwood Mac - "Second Hand News"
2. Pearl Jam - "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter"
3. Sponge - "Molly (Sixteen Candles)"
4. Troy Cassar-Daley - "Bow River"
5. Metro Station - "Shake It"
6. Dramarama - "Anything, Anything"
7. INXS - "The One Thing"
8. Liz Phair - ..."Supernova"
9. Citizen Cope - "Bullet And A Target"
10. Marcy Playground - "Sex And Candy"
11. Bob Marley - "Easy Skankin' "
12. Duran Duran - "Hungry Like The Wolf"
13. The Beatles - "Yellow Submarine"
14. Angus & Julia Stone - "The Beast"
15. Peter, Bjorn and John - "Young Folks"
16. Prince - "7"
Thursday April 1, 2010
April Fool’s Day starts with intros and news about college kids getting free I-Pads. Norv Turner and Wade Phillips stop by to discuss NFL strategies and psychedelic drugs. Sienna broke her mom’s nose while playing catch! Woods on Sports has the story of UFC fighter “War machine” going nuts in PB. Things you have been talked into has LOB regretting her huge rooster tat. Mikey announces he’s quitting diet soda. Obama ok’s offshore drilling to many left-winger's dismay. Lauren is against it and Jay shares what he’s seen because of it. New Jersey dude had to have a Fillet of Fish sandwich ends up on a funny 911 call. Tom Tom Girl and Movie Phone Guy argue on air about their sex life MPG talks about TTG’s knobs and plays her drunken voice mail! Next up is the embarrassing things kids say or do in public. Mikey tells a new story about what his son Jake said and Jay’s son tuned a couple boobies like radio dials, even Jake’s teacher calls in with a good one! Mikey misses getting an Easter basket. LOB is against Easter baskets; her reasoning is along the lines of ‘silly rabbit…Easter’s for kids!’ Scott Weiland gets a massage while his wife gives birth in the next bed. Mikey Grylls takes on an Ikea in Urban Survivor. Best April Fool’s pranks: Pepper has a fake diamond ring no one noticed. Is it cool to go through your spouse’s purse? Woods wants to know if Rebecca goes through Mikey’s murse. Woodsie gets really upset about the privacy issue discussion and starts shouting. Don’t ask The Kid for his password, even though Lauren guesses it! What does Frankie do for a living? Mikey tells about meeting Lauren through YouTube.
Bumper Music
1. THE DEFTONES - DIGITAL BATH
2. THE CARS - IT’S ALL I CAN DO
3. JEFF BUCKLEY - FORGET HER
4. SAINTS ON FIRE - IN A HURRY
5. AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF THE DEAD - WILL YOU SMILE AGAIN FOR ME
6. MANFRED MANN - BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
7. THE BLACK KEYS - STRANGE TIMES
8. THE CULT - PHOENIX
9. RYAN ADAMS - COME PICK ME UP
10. INTERPOL - THE HEINRICH MANEUVER
11. MORRISSEY - TOMORROW
12. THE STROKES - YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
13. REMY ZERO - TWISTER
14. KINGS OF LEON - CALIFORNIA WAITING
15. THE CARS - BYE BYE LOVE
16. OASIS - SLIDE AWAY
17. RYAN ADAMS & THE CARDINALS - FIX IT
Wednesday March 31, 2010
Woodsie wants a pen to gnaw on to start the show. Mikey thinks he can’t pull off boogie boarding, but Woods can. Comic Con is officially sold out and the girls tell of their past Comic Con experiences. Ladies bidding on fireman for dates is basically male prostitution according to The Kid, but Frankie likes the idea. Sienna reports on a woman who used identity theft to pay for facelifts and new “knots”. Lauren went on a run and found some evil balloons. Sienna’s pregnant!!! She’s due in August and is having a baby girl! This leads to name suggestions and M1’s call in with a few. Si wants something unusual and the gang urges her to obey her urges to chow down. Woodsie suffers from loud, partying neighbors and brings up worst neighbor stories in which M1’s have some doozies. Hoyle drops in to tell the show they need more “street cred”. Hoyle then busts out a slew of “Yo mama” jokes and beats Lauren in a freestyle! Bark Mauman’s comments cause a controversial talk about Sandra Bullock. Next is a blonde versus brunette debate and Mikey wonders what it’s like to be a hot girl. The girlfriend who snooped the boyfriend’s email from Tuesday calls in to defend herself and all is explained. Chris Cantore calls in. Mikey plays the audio of the British 911 call from a robber not liking it when others steal what he stole. Woods reveals his pooches were in his wedding and Sienna tells about the things your grocer won’t tell you. Tattoo likes that they put the sugar cereals low enough for him to reach. Frankie likes firemen.
Bumper Music
1. Mute Math - "Typical"
2. STP - "Down"
3. The Firm - "Radioactive"
4. Duran Duran - "Is There Something I Should Know?"
5. George Jones - "She Thinks I Still Care"
6. Wolfmother - "Woman"
7. Journey - "Wheel In The Sky"
8. Stevie Ray Vaughan - "May I Have a Talk Wi...th You?"
9. Aimee Mann - "Momentum"
10. Def Leppard - "Photograph"
11. Supertramp - "Logical Song"
12. Acceptance - "Take Cover"
13. The War - "Satisfied"
14. The White Stripes - "Seven Nation Army"
15. Filter - "The Best Things"
16. Joe Brucato - "Thank You Soldier"
Tuesday March 30, 2010
Mikey re-tells the wine cooler to Disneyland school trip story. Tales of a wild fourth grade Pepper is revealed. Ricky Martin, brace yourself, is…gay. Sienna reports on the nine knuckleheads in the Christian Warrior Militia arrested for conspiring to kill cops, yet posted all their plans on the web. Next is some trash talk…literally. The gang discusses high school ‘hot girl’ and ‘cool guy’ cars they drove. 4 Signs He’s Hiding Something came straight outta a chick magazine, therefore it means nothing. Sienna tells about a drunken dude who tried to revive roadkill and Mikey plays the hilarious audio from the 911 call. Sienna decides to enter the competitive world of wiener dog racing and M1 Sanjaya calls in with his experiences with it. Woodsie and Sienna will be attending Woofstock this year. Jay admits he was checking out a hot girl at the beach but it ended up being a case of dude looks like a lady! Tom Tom Girl and Movie Phone Guy are hitting a few bumps I road in their relationship which may be rough for them but it’s definitely funny for us. Mikey’s purchase of a man-groomer leads to talk about hair removal, and Rebecca calls in with a shocking surprise for Mike! Frankie had his body hair lasered and offers to wax Woodsie. Parents just don’t understand…modern technology. MC Mel-Dog makes Frankie scream. Woods of Wisdom dolls out the skinny on the toughest questions and during the bit M1 Matthew calls in with the now infamous girlfriend snooping in his email story. This prompts a huge debate that fills two and a half segments! Alpine girl’s softball team stops by to promote their 38 hour softball game for charity, and then it is back to the email snoopin’ story. A lot of M1’s call in with differing opinions. Woods defines the difference between snooping and ass kicking so Mikey calls The Kid’s wife Jamie to get the straight scoop.
Bumper Music
1. Arctic Monkeys -Brainstorm
2. Birds & Batteries - I'll Never Sleep Again
3. Boston - More Than A Feeling
4. Cars - Just What I Needed
5. Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zero's - 40 Day Dream
6. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
7. Imperial Teen -You're One
8. Jet - Look What You've Done
9. Mason Jennings - Butter...fly
10. Metric - Sick Muse
11. Moby - Porcelain
12. Modest Mouse - Dramamine
13. Muse - Uprising
14. Nine Inch Nails - Down in It
15. Paul Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
16. The Verve - Lucky Man
Monday March 29, 2010
After intros, Mikey laments on his face and neck problems and new trimmed beard. He also has new long straight shorts because the girls successfully shamed him out of cargos. Pepper had pepper on her teeth again. Jay tells the funny story of trying to get Woodsie out of his wetsuit after their surfing trip. Next is the 911 call of a cop tazing another cop! Lauren needs a signal with her boyfriend Matt and this leads to calls on couple’s signals for when it’s time to leave. Woods explains the Irish Goodbye aka “The Shade Away.” Mikey announces that The Mikey Show is now #1 in San Diego! Larry King and Snoop Dog nosh on some cornbread together. Next up is Mikey Grylls taking on the urban jungle as he has a harrowing journey at a Mickey D’s drive-thru. Tatted up Michelle McGee supposedly has Nazi tats, Sienna reports, and an Obama bumper sticker enrages some guy into a tizzy. Men need zit cover products according to Mikey. New LOB on the street playing Settle a Bet game with random folks. Jay & Sienna both love Pete’s Dragon. Woodsie admits he watched New Moon by himself. 5 Common Dating mistakes are next with Mikey telling how he was always set up with fat chicks, coining the term “chubby matching”. Stress symptoms taught this author why his eye twitches sometimes, it’s from stress. Woodsie goes to Petco store and witnesses a giant dog food spill. Most unhealthy Mall food equals everything delicious. Pepper would skydive naked if she only had 24 hours to live. Dave Matthews can’t recognize his own song! Name That Tune game sees another victory go to The Kid.
Bumper Music
1. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers - "Free Fallin'"
2. The Rolling Stones - "Start Me Up"
3. Kanye West - "Heartless"
4. Fuel - "Hemorrhage"
5. The Jackson Five - "ABC"
6. Miley Cyrus - "Party In the USA"
7. The Temptations - "Aint Too Proud to Beg"
8. Nate Dogg - "...Your Woman Has Just Been Sighted"
9. PM Dawn - "Looking Through Patient Eyes"
10. Goo Goo Dolls - "Acoustic #3"
11. Michael Buble - "Everything"
12. Pete Townshend - "Let My Love Open The Door"
13. Steve Miller Band - "The Joker"
14. Dave Matthews Band - "Crash"
15. Ray Charles - "What I Say"
16. Duice - "Dazzey Duks"
Week 8
Friday March 26, 2010
Woods is nervous about going surfing with Jay so Frankie offers his support. Former Presidents George W. Bush and Bill Clinton shake a lot of hands in Haiti and Bush uses Clinton’s shoulder as a hand towel. Sienna tells of a weird missing cat story and this gets Mikey to tell about his childhood family dog returning ten miles to the old house they just moved from when it got lost after a car accident. A M1 calls out Frankie on the air and MC Mel Dog teases him. Frankie can’t wait to launch the “Cookies & Milk” tour. An Email sets off a debate on prenups. Rep. Bart Stupac getting threatened audio and his reaction are next. Pepper doesn’t do baby-talk. Mikey went to Henry’s Market needing to pee and encountered some unruly teenagers in the parking lot. Mikey gathers some great words for The Incorporator but the phone call won’t go through, so poor Woods stews in his own juices. Neil Diamond busts out a funny tune about The Kid surfing. They finally get a hold of the liquor store and The Kid kills it with his made up California style gangster barbeque! M1 Hawk is really Woods’ dad. Sienna sings and she’s definitely getting better. Sarah Palin stops in to promote her new show. UFC fighter Joey Beltran comes on to talk some MMA. M1 Bookworm lives up to her name. Sienna’s husband is such a stud his nickname used to be “Todd the God” and Sienna won’t let him get a facebook account for this very reason. Osama Bin Ladin issues a new statement, how does he get internet in a cave? Poor old guy in Tijuana gets jailed for soup. Silliest April Fool’s pranks is next, followed, by new movies and Mikey’s testimony.
Bumper Music
1. Talking Heads - "Psycho Killer"
2. Johnny Cash - "I've Been Everywhere"
3. Tears for Fears - "Head Over Heels"
4. Stevie Wonder - "Higher Ground"
5. The Cure - "Friday I'm in Love"
6. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Maps"
7. Led Zeppelin - "Ramble On"
8. MGMT - "Electric Feel..."
9. Violent Femmes - "Prove My Love"
10. Bob Marley - "Kaya"
11. Bruce Springsteen - "Spirit In the Night"
12. Depeche Mode - "Personal Jesus"
13. Nirvana - "Polly"
14. The English Beat - "Mirror In the Bathroom"
15. Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart"
16. Jane's Addiction - "Been Caught Stealing"
Thursday March 25, 2010
Sienna tells about an airport employee perving out while looking at those body scanner images. Mikey has a very big issue with those scanners due to “a very small issue”. Boy Blunder shout out! Mikey remembers some of Blunder’s best antics. Turns out men’s brains are hardwired to think about sex and Frankie agrees. LOB weighs in on Woods on Sports. Sienna smells onions in the hall which embarrasses Mikey and Woods. A Ditzy dolt confuses John Cusak with another actor. Sienna gets her first dump button! Mikey plays audio of party Girl Jenny from youtube and tells his embarrassing moment meeting Jim Kelly. Woods slays name that voice game. Sienna shows off her Got Milk ad collection. Dumb bank robbers call the bank prior to robbing it and Mikey has audio! Woods plays his goodbye to cargo shorts song. An email gets a diverse reaction about snooping on your kid’s phone. Jay proudly admits he does it. Next we hear of the gang’s outing at an organic pizza place. Bread dilemma at table is never really solved, but Sienna teaches us some debutante dining tips. Frankie and Woodsie’s theme song is played and Frankie announces he’s forming a band with Woods called “Cookies & Milk” and he already has a gig lined up at a club in Hillcrest. Sienna tells how to properly clean your computer’s keyboard. Miley Cyrus gets based on yet again. Susanna the intern returns to explain her special treats for woods, then cracks up the studio with her retainer talk. After the 9:30 break the cast makes fun of each other’s clothes which leads to some shoe sniffing shenanigans as Lauren’s shoe is passed around. The show ends with the shock and awe of hearing about five year-olds sexting.
Bumper Music
1. REM - "Near Wild Heaven"
2. The Rolling Stones - "Tumbling Dice"
3. Ryan Adams - "This House is Not For Sale"
4. Saints on Fire - "Cool"
5. Ryan Bingham - "The Weary Kind"
6. Gina Villalobos - "Pictures of Pictures"
7. Loverboy - "The Kid is Hot Tonight"
8. Lenny K...ravitz - "Can't Get You Off My Mind"
9. Grant Lee Buffalo - "Honey Don't Drink"
10. Marvin Gaye & Tami Terrell - "Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing"
11. Townes Van Zandt - "If I Need You"
12. Foo Fighters - "But Honestly"
13. Eric Clapton - "Promises"
14. Dashboard Confessional - "Stolen"
15. Matthew Ryan- "I Can't Steal You"
16. Team Sleep - "11/11"
Wednesday March 24, 2010
Pepper’s not down with Pink Berry frozen yogurt. Woodsisms are sweeping the nation! Veep Joe Biden drops an F-bomb with the Pope in the same room, which leads to Foot in Mouth experiences. Mike goes on a luncheon with 94/9 GM Rick and gets ‘bibbed’ by a waitress. Common things you’ve never done: Mikey never roller-skated, Sienna never lived more than one mile from her parents, Lauren never has been to Disneyland. Jay and The kid have done everything. Sienna admits she used to collect “Got Milk” ads. Clowns are scary…nuff said. What is BMC? Listen and find out, because it’s funny as hell! The Incorporator paces like a caged animal while Mikey collects the words and phrases. The call is made to a bridal shop and The Kid works his magic. Jay then gets both the boyfriend and girlfriend M1s who have the Masters tickets and after some hemming and hawing, dude agrees to go to the tournament after all. Mikey’s mic gets dropped and it’s Jay to the rescue once again, but this upsets Hoyle. List of 8 foods that reduce stress is a perfect trigger for Lauren jokes. She says whole milk “tastes like a butter shake”. Woods reads books on the toilet whether filing papers or not, and this brings up the public pooping bathroom etiquette. Lauren employs the “hover” technique. 911 call of the English woman from her car being pushed along by a semi truck is sure to make you laugh. California might legalize weed which Mikey is against because all the hayseeds will come here and turn our town into Woodstock. Lauren scopes the nekkids when running along Black’s beach. Strange dress codes at work stories has Woods tell when he had to tell a girl to keep her “knots” in check and Jay was a pirate at Long john Silver’s. Hoyle digs him some Humble Pie.
Bumper Music
1. REM - "Pop Song 89"
2. The Raconteurs - "Steady As She Goes"
3. Starland Vocal Band - "Afternoon Delight"
4. Pearl Jam - "Blood"
5. P.O.D. - "When Angels and Serpents Dance"
6. Kanye West - "Jesus Walks"
7. Michelle Branch - "Breathe"
8. Talk Show - "Ring Twice"
9.... George Jones - "He Stopped Loving Her Today"
10. Alicia Keyes - "Fallin'"
11. Amy Lee & Seether - "Broken"
12. Billy Joel - "Movin' Out"
13. Beastie Boys - "Sabotage"
14. Damien Rice - "Blowers Daughter"
15. Deftones - "No Ordinary Love"
16. Finger Eleven - "One Thing"
Tuesday March 23, 2010
Intros and news start the show. J.R.R. Tolkien is code for “nerd” according to Woods and The Hobbit” is a woman repellant. Lauren calls Woodsie a creep for using the “cooking” line on a girl at a bar. Woods on Sports has funny audio of MLB player at a rave. The Kid loves Pink berry, Mikey loathes Pink Eye. Mikey and Michael Moore agree on a political issue? The podcast will reveal what it is. 911 call about a weird dude in a hospital gown is a must-hear as well. Tom Tom Girl and Movie Phone Guy’s romance is moving along nicely and now MPG gets to meet her parents in Taiwan. Tom Tom Girl gets a little angry with MPG during the bit she almost allows a human sounding laugh! Pop music is what the heart wants according to Mikey and Miley. The girls just don’t get the brilliance that is the Deftones. A M1 calls in and re-ignites the Healthcare debate. Dave Matthews loves him some Cherry Garcia, especially while high. He then unveils his new instrument: the Gui-drums! Frankie tells Woods he needs to be more relaxed and get his BFF back and introduces his new game “Hug Trivia” that gets weird in a hurry. Flirty MC Mel-Dog wants to play with Frankie but he calls her a pervert. Should a dude sell his Master’s golf tickets that were given to him by his girlfriend now that they’re worth $2000? M1 Fireman calls in to Lauren, Sienna and Frankie’s delight. Hoyle shows off his Mexican speaking skills and silly laugh. The Kid is trying to quit smoking with electronic cigs so that brings out Katherine Hepburn with her “javelin” smokes. Woods then has some serious headphone issues but Jay fixes them. During new releases we hear about the new Scorpions album “It’s time for a German feast!”
Bumper Music
1. THE FIRE THEFT - RUBBER BANDS
2. INTERPOL - OBSTACLE 1
3. JIMMY EAT WORLD - BLEED AMERICAN
4. JOHNNY CASH - HURT
5. KAISER CHIEFS - EVERYDAY I LOVE YOU LESS AND LESS
6. LYNYRD SKYNYRD - SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
7. THE MARS VOLTA - DRUNKSHIP OF LANTERNS
8. MASON JENNINGS - THE LIG...HT
9. MINUS THE BEAR - THANKS FOR THE KILLER GAME OF CRISCO TWISTER
10. M.I.A. - PAPER PLANES
11. THE THE - UNCERTAIN SMILE
12. SOUL COUGHING - SUPER BON BON
13. THE SMITHS - HOW SOON IS NOW
14. SIMON & GARFUNKEL - THE ONLY LIVING BOY IN NEW YORK
15. PORTISHEAD - SOUR TIMES
Monday March 22, 2010
The Healthcare Reform bill finally passed and the gang delved into talking about it. Uninsured? Don’t worry, just stay healthy and don’t get sick before 2013, then you’re set! LOB, Jay, and The Kid are for it while Mikey and Sienna are not. Mikey Show March Madness has Woods taking a bath in his brackets and Mikey in the lead. Floatopia encourages drunks everywhere and Woods and Lauren admit crowds skeeve them out. Next is audio of two interviews with Tiger Woods and Sienna suggests starting a poll up on M1 Site about if we care about hearing about Tiger anymore. The hilarious news story of an 80 year-old Little Debbie cookie addict banging on his neighbor’s door with a garden hoe brings us the awesome 911 call. Woodsie found a house, complete with a man cave! Poor guy pitched a game then pulled his butt muscle! Naturally word of this injury brings in Frankie with a tube of Ben Gay eager to do some rubbin’. Frankie then squeals and screams when MC Mel-Dog tries to rub his hairless legs. Woods disses Miley Virus and Lauren joins in, to Mikey and Sienna’s dismay. What’s the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you while playing sports brings funny calls from M1s. Jay fell into the side of a car on his 10 speed. Lauren doesn’t buy into the concept of sex addiction and Tiger’s therapy. Mikey can order burritos like nobody’s business! Mikey nude jokes never get old according to Woods. Next up is stories about hoarders. Mikey hoards books (to be read in the nude). Name that tune TV themes is pretty much a two horse race between LOB and The Kid, sorry Sienna. New Moon fever is so real even Hilary is into it!
Bumper Music
1. Warren G - "Regulators"
2. The Outfield - "Your Love"
3. Rihanna - "Rude Boy"
4. The Rolling Stones - "Beast of Burden"
5. Dr. Dre - "Nothin' but a G Thang"
6. Miley Cyrus - "When I Look At You"
7. Paperboy - "Ditty"
8. Michael Jackson - "Billie Jean"
9. Run-DMC ...- "It's Tricky"
10. Carrie Underwood - "Cowboy Casanova"
11. The Police - "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
12. Lionel Richie - "All Night Long"
13. The Rocket Man - "Benny and The Jets"
14. Earth, Wind and Fire - "September"
15. pat Green - "Wave on Wave"
16. The Romantics - "That's What I like About You"
Week 7
Friday March 19, 2010
Another Friday with the studio packed with M1’s and Woods’ wife Jamie who came to town. Will Lauren’s new nickname “Pepper” stick? It sure did stick to her teeth! More news about the ditzy porn star that got with Tiger Woods. Do girls prefer feminine men? The answer makes Frankie upset. Mikey recaps his gym workout which leads to types of bad sporting event etiquette. Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with an inked up stripper from San Diego. The germaphobe in Mikey seems to be growing as the gang discusses things that have a lot of germs like shopping carts. To prove a point, The Kid licks a $20 dollar bill several times, grossing out the room! Old Uncle Neil Diamond loves the Incorporator and does his own singing version. Sienna reports on strange new developments in the Natalie Holloway case. Kraft foods and Campbell’s products are going to be cutting down on the salt and naturally, this leads to Lauren’s a health nut jokes. Mikey tells the birth of his twins story. List of 10 things not to date a guy for: ring wearers, animal haters, salad eaters, etc. Lars Ulrich defends wearing a Speedo. Sienna Sings is a hat trick as she gets all 3 hair band songs! 10 things chicks do that turn guys off brings intern Susanna in with some choice words for Jamie. Mikey tells of his awkward picnic with Rebecca when they were dating. Lauren and Mikey do Woodsyisms during a new list. Prepare to lose your appetite when you listen to Meal Breakers! The worst involves Chinese food and a band-aid. Open phones before mike’s Testimony has a M1 call in to say his heavy use of Woodsyisms is getting him in trouble with his wife.
Bumper Music
1. Talking Heads - "This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody"
2. Sigur Ros - "Staralfur"
3. Jose Gonzalez - "Killing for Love"
4. Jeff Buckley - "Last Goodbye"
5. Led Zeppelin - "Bron-Y-Aur-Stomp"
6. Emily Wells - "Symphony 1 In the Barrel of a Gun"
7. Radiohead - "Idioteque"
8. Bob Marley - "Guava Jelly"
9. Beastie Boys - "Brass Monkey"
10. Taj Mahal - "Lovin' In My Baby's Eyes"
11. Broken Bells - "The Ghost Inside"
12. Bruce Springsteen - "I'm On Fire"
13. Foo Fighters - "Everlong"
14. Xavier Rudd - "Fortune Teller"
15. The Cure - "Close To Me"
16. Blind Melon - "Galaxie"
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Is Sienna a redhead or auburn head? Listen and she’ll tell ya! The Mikey Show March madness burrito brackets gets underway as M1’s pick their horses for prizes. Men get “the snip” in March more than any other month in order to watch basketball which leads Frankie to complain about not getting enough alone-time with Woods. Seals at La Jolla great debate is next with the show having strong feelings on both sides. Woods on Woods (Tiger that is) is next. Turns out there are many things we pay too much money for. The 911 call of the ear biting broad is hilarious! Lauren admits she sucks her thumb but only “one suck every three months” prompts her boyfriend Matt to call in and dish. Next up is Mikey’s insanely funny story about being embarrassed when Jake’s therapist walks in on him in his own bedroom half nude. Poor Mikey, things went from bad to worse! Rebecca even calls in to confirm the story and suggest Mikey needs a “nude intervention”. M1 Julia is the girl who dented her dad’s BMW calls in with dad to break the news. Hey, a dent earns him a trip into the studio on Friday so it’s all good. Ozzy Osbourne does a mash-up with Dave Matthews about snorting ants! Turns out only vampires can experience true love and Woods wants the cast to help him move but surprisingly, everyone’s too busy. Is there an Oscar curse on female actors? Sandra Bullock is the latest victim. Larry King hits on Betty White, who is (as we discover) far too young for him. Frankie and MC Mel-Dog make a great couple but for some reason Frankie does not want to date her. Nerdy Habits closes out the show.
Bumper Music
1. The Twilight Singers - "Teenage Wristband"
2. Stone Temple Pilots - "Crackerman"
3. Soundgarden - "Pretty Noose"
4. Saints on Fire - "Get Up"
5. Ryan Adams - "To Be Young"
6. The Rolling Stones - "Can't You Hear Me Knockin"
7. Pete Yorn & Scarlett Johansen - "Relator"
8. Pearl Jam - "Got Some"
9. Nada Surf - "Blizzard of '77"
10. Kings of Leon - "Molly's Chambers"
11. Eric Clapton - "Hello Old Friend"
12. The Cult - "Hollow Man"
13. Cary Brothers - "Who You Are"
14. The Afghan Whigs - "My Enemy"
15. Rhett Miller - "Come Around"
16. Stone Temple Pilots - "Pruno"
Wednesday, March 17 2010
Saint Patrick’s Day show edition starts with 8 delicious facts about Guinness beer. “Hugh Beaver” the owner of Guinness invented the Guinness Book of World Records. Woods drops trou to show he’s wearing shamrock green boxers. Alabama digs Leprechauns even though said Leprechaun “might be a crackhead”! Next up is Larry King audio with girl who was attacked by John Gardiner. Kirstie Alley cussing on live TV leads to celebrity crushes and Mikey crying over actress and Woods painting and drawing his favorite celeb. Lauren doctored a photo to make it look like she was hangin’ tough with Donny Walberg. Susanna the intern admits her crush on everyone’s favorite celeb, The Kid. The Incorporator calls a bowling alley that serves green beer and when asked if they have any Irish music dude replies “we got some U2 on the Jukebox”! Sienna reads the line up for the Del Mar Fair bands and Hoyle chimes in. Now Honda is getting into the recall game. A teenaged girl calls in to tell about breaking the rules by taking daddy’s BMW to school and getting it dented wondering what to do. Woods then does some funny creep stuff to other high school girls calling in. Mike Tyson races pigeons and evokes some memories of when he was a great fighter. Woods loved himself some Judy Blume books in grade school. Next we cringe our way through hearing about a root canal done with a paper clip. Lauren doesn’t want to change her last name when she gets married. Name That Irish Actor game is next and Woods kills it. Biggest bra ever is the K cup and an intoxicated woman bites off some ear in a restaurant story closes out the show.
Bumper Music
1. Billy Joel - "Don't Ask Me Why"
2. E.L.O - "Sweet Talkin' Woman"
3. Jimmy Eat World - "Sweetness"
4. Journey - "Don't Stop Believin' "
5. Justice - "Genesis"
6. Kanye West - "Love Lockdown"
7. Luis Bacalov - "The Grand Duel"
Tuesday March 16, 2010
After cast intros, Woods admits he’s terrified of earthquakes. Mikey tells story of his job as Lottery ticket inspector. Short jokes hit an all time high with a certain news story. Woodsie’s taste in Mexican cuisine angers Uncle Chewy. Turns out more people faint over President Obama than Elvis or the Beatles and this story leads to a political discussion where Sarah Palin stops in to defend herself in a hilarious manner! How you discipline your kids leads to Things You Got Away with as a Kid bit. Lauren had a blow-out bash at her house then her parents came home early. Sienna “jumped out of many a window” whereas Woods “crawled into many a window”. M1’s then call in with good ones. Mikey reveals his son Luke has a mean, mad dog stare. Woods, then man’s man, drives around with four Yorkie dogs on his lap! Dude Yer Dumb goes after “busy” guy and dude at gym who corrects your form. Sienna Sings has her butcher Quiet Riot, gets an almost on Billy Idol, and a big no-no on Joan Jett’s version of Crimson & Clover. Next we learn how Mikey got that scar between his eyes. Lauren earns her first dump button for saying cantaloupe “tastes like butthole”! British woman makes her own breast implants from her body fat and Mikey says if he did that he’d be able to make H-Cups. James Cagney and Katherine Hepburn share some hooch and Dracula returns to talk about New Moon. Lauren chowed down on some organic Mac & Cheese and Mikey expressed his admiration for Dave form the former Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw show.
Bumper Music
1. Kutless - "Winds of Change"
2. Lindsey Buckingham - "Big Love" (LIVE)
3. Jay-Z - "Empire State of Mind"
4. Kool and the Gang - "Jungle Boogie"
5. Flo Rida - "Right Round"
6. Safety Suit - "Life Left to Go"
7. Isaac Hayes - "Run Fay Run"
8. Coldplay - "Shiver"
9. Deftones - "The Chauffeur"
10. James Morrison - "You Make it Real"
11. Supergrass - "Bad Blood"
12. Seventh Day Slumber - "Mighty to Save"
13. Chevele - "The Clincher"
14. INXS - "Mystify"
15. Smokey Robinson - "Cruisin'"
16. Family Force 5 - "Love Addict"
Monday March 15, 2010
The time change causes some screw ups. Michael Shannon jokes never get old to Woods and Lauren. L.T. signs with the Jets to most Chargers’ fans dismay. I wish the guy luck, however. So the Prius Guy was a faker after all? Toyota thinks so. Mikey then plays audio of the funny Andre Agassi/Pete Sampras fracas then goes into Pocket Dialing mishaps. Jay enjoys letting his kids know when he’s going to get busy with Mom. Just when you thought Sean Penn couldn’t be a bigger douche, Sienna has news. Dave Matthews stops by wearing a tuxedo made of hemp but one pant leg is missing…guess where it went! Dave then sings a hilarious ode to Oscar superstar Meryl Streep. Next is a weird sex story where German man thinks with his kraut not with his brain. Woodsie drops his awesome GnR version of “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”. Richard Belzer laying his hands on an Apple store employee prompts an interesting discussion. Tom Tom Girl and Movie Phone Guy’s love drama continues to evolve into craziness! Lauren gets sideways glances when she informs Mikey that women’s bathing suits have crotch pockets to keep the “toes” in place. A comical 911 call is next of a crack dealer who’s upset about being paid in Monopoly money. Woods of Wisdom offers some great shaving advice and when to date after a divorce. Cyclists, those spandex wearing Nazis! Grunion fever…catch it! Sienna admits she checks out dudes who jog, which leads to talk about the difference in men and women checking out the opposite sex. Why do married dudes go to strip clubs? Woods is not a stripper fan.
Bumper Music
1. Queen - "We Will Rock You"
2. Rage Against the Machine - "Sleep Now in the Fire"
3. One Republic - "Stop and Stare"
4. Michael Jackson - "Human Nature"
5. Joe Walsh - "Life's Been Good"
6. Floor Thirteen - "Blame it on Me"
7. Aerosmith - "Sweet Emotion"
8. Muse - "Uprising"
9. P.O.D. - "Roots in Stereo"
10. Paul Simon - "Late in the Evening"
11. Switchfoot - "Sing it Out"
12. Paul Wright - "Ocean Beach"
13. Poco - "Crazy Love"
14. The Police - "Synchronicity II"
15. The Commodores - "Sail On"
16. Night Ranger - "Sister Christian"
Week 6
Friday March 12, 2010
The show begins with a packed house of M1’s. Mikey announces they will soon be getting a phone screener to Jay’s delight but Hoyle says not so fast. News about the Prius guy being a phony and John Gardiner’s mishandling by the State and bumbling authorities. Mikey bags on 3D televisions but Michael Shannon might actually like them. Mikey’s golf instructor Lee steps up to the mic. When should kids get their own cell phone leads to cell and voice mail etiquette. Scariest air travel moments are next and Frankie says he wants to face-paint Woods. Mikey plays audio of Donald Trump making Letterman uncomfortable. The Incorporator calls a lumber yard and knocks another one out of the park. There seems to be no way Woods will ever stumble in this bit but Hoyle still doesn’t get it so he schools The Kid on how to use a proper radio voice. Sienna Sings starts out with “only 24 years old” excuse and has never heard “Live & Let Die” in her life! She does a great job on Ozzy’s “Crazy Train” but then makes Brett Michael’s headband spin when she tries to sing Poison’s “Talk Dirty to me”. New movie releases gives reason for Twilight Dracula Edward to come in for a comical appearance. Pre-date tips for before you go on that first date but opinions vary. Finally! Jet packs are available but they cost $90 grand. Mikey then tells his uproarious sky diving story. Kids who out there parents question has Jay tell of his son pointing out to the grocery clerk that daddy has a big wee wee. Clear indicators that you like food too much. Mikey’s testimony wraps it all up.
Thursday March 11, 2010
Lauren gives up on the Tee shirt self-challenge. Corey Feldman talks about Corey Haim’s untimely death which prompts Mikey to tell of his story of trying to overdose on Dristan as a troubled youth. Sienna gives us one more reason not to eat at Sushi joints. Chewy stops by to brag about the new richest man in the world. Woods and Mikey mull over the possibility of T.O. coming to the Chargers. An emailer has a hot girlfriend but her arms are hairier than Sasquatch, what to do? Mikey has bizarre experience driving on the freeway with girl showing him a sign, and Jay admits he’s “seen Katie Couric’s colon”! Would You Rather is followed up with things your significant other does that you’re not comfortable with and Woodsie tells us how to schmooze your way into an angry complaint call. Michael Jackson comes back from the grave to defend his wild spending habits as revealed by his former bodyguards. Tickle fight! Frankie goes wild for Woods, and Mikey introduces him to MC Mel-Dog. The Jersey princess tries to woo the tough talkin’ New Yorker to no avail, which is rather puzzling since he claims he loves chicks, not dudes! M1’s call in with their opinions on guns in the home and Dylan from 90210 weighs in. Carrot cakes skeeves Woods out as he’s convinced it has crab meat in it, a hilarious argument follows. Susanna the intern stops in to explain her admiration for The Kid and tries the crab cake. Next are tips on how to avoid those pesky girl scouts pushing their cookies. Mikeyshow facebook page hits 7000 fans and continues to climb! Is there a double standard of hot female teachers deflowering young boys? Listen and decide. The gang gives their Alice in Wonderland movie reviews and Lauren tells the awkward incident with a creep hitting on her at the hospital which leads to weirdest places people pick to ask someone out. Jay had to fend off a horny coworker at an office party. This jam-packed show ends with Lauren singing over Sheryl Crow in the Kid Rock duet.
Wednesday March 10, 2010
Tragic breaking news of actor Corey Haim starts the show, found dead just hours earlier in L.A. David Letterman’s blackmailer gets sentenced and mean girl Lindsey Lohan decides to sue E-Trade for using her name on a commercial. I guess her liquor cabinet is getting empty, or as Woods speculates, she’s low on blow! Weird story of another celebrity blackmailer this time involving Cindy Crawford. Lauren’s new tee shirt is a lion this time. Ladainian Tomlinson visits with the NFC North champs Minnesota Vikings. Mikey’s Uncle Chewy stops in to drop some advice and bag on every show member! Airport travails (not travels) that irritate us the most is next, like the shoe remover, baggage issues, and flight attendants who think they are stand up comedians. The Incorporator calls up a fabric and craft shop and after Woods is done he admits it was the toughest one yet. Susanna the intern brings Woods some breakfast. Neil Diamond is confused American Idol with the show Matlock, then gets mimicked by Lauren! Manly Things Wives Do at Home brings out the true nature of Mikey and Woods. Don’t be a handyman, be a pansyman! Mikey plays the audio of the Prius with a stuck accelerator. Dave Matthews stops by all cleaned up and fresh but still high as a kite because he thinks he’s playing the Oscars next week. Mikey tickles Woods, Woods pats Jay’s butt and Frankie busts in overly excited to tickle Woods and ends up spanking him! Worst road trips stories have Lauren tell of the time she picked up a stinky hitchhiker.
Tuesday March 9, 2010
Lauren became an aunt twice in three days and Sienna points out how Lauren was ashamed of her Wolf tee shirt in front of the uber cool Hilary. Another out of control Prius story puzzles Woods as he did not know they could reach over 90 mph. Mikey plugs M1 Site! Sienna recaps going grocery shopping while hungry. Turns out an asteroid killed off the dinosaurs...who knew? Mikey tells the interesting story about meeting the cast of Return of the Jedi in Arizona as a kid. Hoyle loves himself some classic rock and dramatically changes his voice as a DJ! Mikey’s freak out in a public restroom leads to bathroom etiquette stories and Sienna’s husband texts in a doozy. Tattoo loves making short jokes about Mikey and Dude Yer Dumb tackles airport and grocery etiquette. New game debut’s testing Sienna’s music knowledge where she has to sing along with Van Halen’s “Panama”. Jay gets a dominatrix friend request on Facebook and other Facebook stories. Embarrassing childhood moments is next where Mikey reveals the “used a real parachute to make his parachute pants”. Lauren admits she had a mullet. Next is the Name That Tune game where Sienna jumps around and Woods says “boobs are flying everywhere” and Si replies “you’re welcome!” Lauren kills the game with ease. News and new releases is next. Mikey says he can’t rock out to female lead singers.
Monday March 8, 2010
The week begins with an update on the Chelsea King and now Amber Dubois stories. We learn Jay’s wife is a member of the Screen Actor’s Guild and gets to watch new movies way before their release date which leads into more Academy Awards talk. Sandra Bullock’s fake southern accent bothers Woods and Mikey. Lauren is laughed at for wearing her boyfriend’s wolf tee shirt and Woods on Sports discusses the huge NASCAR wreck and the Steelers’s Big Ben groping gals again…allegedly. Kasim Osgood is the latest Bolt to bolt the team. Sienna reads 7 Red Flags That Should Send a Dude Running from a Date list. From this we discover Sienna is low maintenance. Tom Tom Girl is in love with Movie Phone Guy and MPG is so emotional he makes Mikey hit the dump button. As far as this author and The Kid are concerned when it comes to Guitar Hero “pick up a real guitar” instead if you’re over the age of twelve. Mikey plays tense audio of the Poker Tournament robbery and 80’s Spandex King Brett Michaels teams up with Miley Cyrus. The Kid then dolls out knowledge on Woods of Wisdom. Tom Tom Girl returns to challenge Kathy Ireland’s interviewing skills which brings out Hoyle to tell the gang how much he loves them. Sienna reads news of a woman shaving her pubes while driving (again, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried, folks!). Things That Should Be Banned prompts Woods’ dad to call in with a great one. Frankie shows off his toe ring and invites a reluctant Woods to oil up, lift weights, and get matching toe rings! Mikey had a hard time snorkeling and Lauren liked to aggressively tackle boys when she was little and force them to kiss her.
Week 5
Friday March 5, 2010
Mike flubs the daily intros, thrown off by The Kid not wearing glasses. Sienna gives a list of ways to be safe while running. Mikey reads an interesting email involving vigilante justice and when to get involved in a fracas. Woodsie holds back on the Lauren’s rooster tat jokes delve into a conversation about bad tattoos and the M1s call in with theirs. Woods tells about Bauman’s awesome plan for his first KISS concert. Another Incorporator! Jay dials up an oil change place where Woods eats Tums like candy before filleting the unaware grease monkey on the line! Sienna gives the 10 Signs That Let Ladies Know when a dude is smitten and of course, Frankie the Italian Guy calls in to hit on Woods. Laurens boyfriend Matt shows up in studio to dish on Lauren and tells about his struggles to tell her he loves her which sounded more like a job interview! Neil Diamond chimes in with a love song on cue while Mama Testa delivered grub for the studio and guests. Mikey admits embarrassing love moves involving Amy Grant and Peter Cetera and writing on a girls hand. Lauren’s Matt returns to entertain with a song called “Caught Being Creepy” which Mikey, Woods, and our own M1 Hot Dog Water can relate to. Bill Clinton claims he had heart surgery without anesthesia. Si reads new releases, Mikey does his testimony, and the weekend begins.
Thursday March 4, 2010
Mikey has problems with his chair to start the show. Airport scanner talk gets mixed opinions as Mikey admits he doesn’t want surveillance people checking out his “cupcake”. Hoyle barges in to ask why no one is wearing Dockers as per his dress code and schools them on horn honking technique. An Aircraft Controller must have picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue because he lets his little kid take the control tower over which draws a diverse reaction. Michael Shannon does an American Idol/Coldplay mash-up song. Dave Matthews’ snoring under the console gets Hoyle’s attention so he wakes up the sleepy stoner. Dave admits he’s hung over from hanging out with Jay the night before but wins Hoyle over with a cover of Poison’s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”. Lauren’s Kombucha followers call in to defend the “drink”, prompting Mikey to go against his better judgment and try some and the results are hilarious. The smell of the stuff alone nearly clears the room. Susanna brings Woodsie a special treat, and then sings the Woods sports theme in two very different versions. More news is next, Megan Fox is not a Floozy and an email leads to technical faux pas stories. The great Coolio debate is next, and Woods splits his pants at the crotch causing him to declare he wishes he could wear velour “juicy” pants like Sienna. The tee shirt debate then sees Lauren and Sienna on opposite sides. Sienna says that she longs to be able to spit in public like a dude and Mikey, Woods, and Jay discuss everyman’s worst fear: the prostate exam.
Wednesday March 3, 2010
News of Chelsea King’s body being found in a shallow grave at Lake Hodges starts the show off on a very somber tone. M1’s call in with their thoughts and opinions, the cast discusses precautionary measures and preventative tactics to keep this from happening again. More phone calls are taken and Mikey asks the M1 Nation whether or not to continue on the topic or move on to entertainment. All in all, the Mikey Show spends 1 & ½ hours on the subject and as usual in tragic cases like this, we are left with more questions than answers. After a break Lauren tells the story of how she ran into a bull on a trail by herself in Australia. The wannabe gangsta formerly known as Beto makes his return as his “true self”, the new and improved articulate Bartholomew! He claims he only acted hard to cover up his bookworm personality and higher intellect to be accepted by the homies. New station manager Hoyle came in to give advice and warn Mikey and the gang to watch their language. Tom Arnold (yes, the real one) calls in and talks about his whacky life. The Incorporator this week involves Jay picking Betty’s Beauty shop as the victim and was there any doubt? Woods kills it! Jay picks Sherlock Holmes over Shutter Island because he felt the latter would be too scary for Mikey. The cast then discusses the worst movies you love, and Hoyle can’t help but keep interjecting and instructing Woods on proper radio behavior, introducing the joke horn and whistle. Mikey plays audio of Sarah Palin attempting stand up. Despite the gang blasting horns, bells, and kazoos after every Palin joke, they still aren’t that funny. Don’t quit yer day job Sarah Palin! Oh wait…she did!
Tuesday March 2, 2010
News and intros all around, and there’s a new seating arrangement in the studio with Woodsie’s self described “crack den” in between the girls. The gang then ponders how safe running alone is for girls and possible solutions. Sienna announces the new Dancing with the Clowns lineup. Mikey is convinced Rebecca’s trying to fatten him up and Si admits to pushing food on Todd in the same manner. Lauren tells weird story about hiking and finding a strange dude in camouflage hiding in the bushes. Good news to average fellows everywhere, Sienna and other female M1s say six pack abs are not attractive! Woods admits he still wants a six pack so Italian Dude Frankie offers his help. Next is the best burger in town debate. Tom Tom Girl weighs in on baby talk and complains that Woods won’t give her an upgrade. Woods of Wisdom is announced, check the site and participate! Dude Yer Dumb follows; The Kid doesn’t suffer fools in the grocery store. Urinal talk leads to many curious questions from the girls. I’ve heard of ‘penis envy’ but ‘urinal envy’? Mikey can’t go if dudes next to him try to strike up a chat. Lauren then tells her story of seeing a little kid get shanked by a fisherman’s hook at the beach. This prompts gnarly fishing stories and hook injuries from the M1 Nation. Sienna reveals she does nude spray-tanning. This conversation leads to talk about Brazilian waxing stories where Jay asks, “Are they hiring”? How to break your baby off the pacifier culminates into embarrassing thing your parents do, which seems to be about 85% dads are more embarrassing than moms.
Monday March 1, 2010
The week started off on a very sad note because of the Chelsea King story and news of a suspect in custody. The crew talked about the Chile earthquake as well. Woods; on sports featured Neil Young rocking the ol’ blues harp at the Olympics and Gatorade dropping Tiger Woods like a sack of sand. Kevin Acee came on the phone to discuss the future of Charger running back Darrin Sproles. Fat Shaq is out for the rest of the NBA season…AGAIN!! Sienna reported on Sea World resuming the Killer Whale shows and Mikey played audio of SNL making fun of the new We Are the World song. Next is a recap of Si’s fabulous wedding that had even The Kid tearing up during the ceremony. Even though we all do it, it’s still funny when a dude cries! Voice of Fat Albert and pudding pop pusher Bill Cosby goes off on a publicist in a bizarre audio clip. Next up is a funny conversation between Tom Tom Girl and Movie Phone Guy with Mikey as mediator. MPG is so smitten with TTG he had his vasectomy reversed! Sienna’s repot of eight ways to wake up leads to Mikey’s revelation that he goes to bed at 6pm every afternoon. A picture of Woods eating a bowl of cereal while sitting on the toilet freaks Lauren out and leads to talk about folks who eat in bathrooms. M1 Woodchip debut’s his Mikey as Re-run video. It’s on Mikeyshow.com if you haven’t seen it, it’s awesome! Lauren accuses Tattoo of being antagonistic towards her and says he has a bad case of Napoleon’s Complex. More “Bannings” is next with “that’s….” being agreed upon yet everyone continues to do it. Mikey tells about how he was nearly robbed as Pizza delivery boy until the robbers recognized him. Woods wins the Movie Game by playing it cool, and the show ends with the cast debating proper tipping etiquette. Note to all waitpersons in San Diego: if you see Woods walk in your restaurant expect a huge tip!
Week 4
Friday 2/26/2010
Jay and Sienna are out so 94/9ner Jesse mans the controls and Lauren does the news. John McCain whistles his way through an argument with President Obama. The Woods sports theme song is perfected. The Kid then tells how his car wouldn’t start the other day and program director Garrett busted out some jumper cables from his desk. Tom Tom girl admits to draining Woods’ battery worrying over Movie Phone Guy after their date. Have you ever written a fan letter? Mikey has, but not to a sports, movie, or rock star, but to that VJ Kennedy chick with the glasses who was on MTV back when they still played music videos! Lauren wrote to all members of NKOTB and M1’s call in with some good ones, too. Mikey reveals he’s cuckoo for Q-Tips. M1 Simone tells her crazy break up story and Johnny Cash comes back from the grave to sing a mash-up with Woods on guitar. Crazy Boss stories brings out an M1 story about a weird veterinarian and then Italian Dude hits on Woods. Retainer-wearing Intern Suzannah came in to flirt with Woods. Mikey finally gets a hold of Movie Phone Guy and puts him on with Tom Tom Girl to help work out their relationship problems which is something to listen to when you’re not eating or drinking, it’s that funny. Katharine Hepburn and James Cagney reminisce about their 140 year old hotdog found at Coney Island. We learn about 2 Teachers 1 Chair. Mikey does his testimony and that wraps up the first full month of the new Mikey Show!
Thursday 2/25/2010
The morning kicks off with more news on the Sea World tragedy. Next up is talk about those new body scanners at airports that leave nothing to the viewer’s imagination and Jay asked if they are hiring! Sienna is horrified to learn that her favorite Girl Scout cookies, the Lemony Snickets were rumored to have been tainted and recalled. This leads the cast to all try some of the cookies save for Lauren, who is grossed out by everyone wolfing down the cookies which she claims the icing is made with anti-freeze. Woods wants a new sports theme song and the gang introduces the Woodsie version of Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”. Cute intern Suzannah says hello and has a sultry, sexy voice until she pops in that retainer. News about a seedy author promoting his tell-all book on sleazy one time Presidential candidate John Edwards prompts a discussion on whether it’s ok to air someone’s dirty laundry. The Prely-Wed Game is next with Sienna and Todd. The only question Todd misses out of twelve is the one where he tells the world that he “gave her the end of my hotdog”! On Places to Eat you’ll drive far to Rebecca calls in to reveal Mikey will drive to the Del Mar Fair to eat an ear of corn then drive home. Court’s in Session Game is next with Sienna as the Prosecutor and The Kid as Defense attorney. M1’s decide the verdict on whether or not a hubby can get a game room at home or leave it as a spare. Lauren’s TJ Maxx shopping etiquette issues story leads to the annoyance of ‘close talkers’(google Judge Reinhold on Seinfeld episode). To hug or not to hug, that is the next funny debate. Lauren and Woods can’t get enough Michael Shannon and Re-run jokes then Neil Diamond and Dave Matthews collaborate on one hilarious song! Lastly Edward James Olmos makes an appearance while the show was talking about the Most Tolerable Chick Flicks.
Wednesday 2/24/2010
Jay gets a new mic and no longer sounds like a robot! Tony Kornheiser ridicules Hanna Storm’s outfit and gathers a diverse reaction. Women are now allowed to be on Navy submarines for the first time ever. We learn that whatever you do, don’t call Lauren a broad. Mikey reads an email asking if it’s cool to wear fake wedding rings to get the slobbering perv’s off your back. Woods slays it next as “The Incorporator” prank calling Jethro’s bait shop. Yes, I made up the Jethro name, could have been Toothless Larry’s bait shop, either way it was a hilarious bit. Mikey can’t stop fingering his huge red zit. Lauren tells the horrifying story of freaking out when “She accidentally got beef in her mouth”. The next segment asks the crew and listeners “What Have You Done That You're Not Proud Of” and M1s call in with some doozies. Mikey talks about his golfing outing. Tom Tom Girl reveals she’s lonely so Mike sets her up with Movie Phone Guy! Not only is Woods not a hippy because he doesn’t recycle but he takes heat for chewing anything and everything plastic within his reach. Neil Diamond returns to bag on Lord of the Rings geeks in song. Lastly Sienna reads news about things that are bad for your heart to which Woodsie blurts out “speedballs”!
Tuesday 2/23/2010
Big news early is LaDanian Tomlinson’s departure from the Chargers. Clerk in the store where Woods went to buy his Cope Dip didn’t know Mikey was back on the air so The Kid schooled him! Sienna admits she took autoshop in high school for three years mainly for the parking spot it provided her. More Bannings: butterfly tramp stamps and visors. Jay says he loves his visor and Lauren admits to having a tattoo of a rooster on her ankle. Sienna does not have any tats. Jersey girl MC MDog talks about how she loves herself some “Bulging buff dudes”. The next debate is whether or not you should still be friends with your ex. Mikey then interviews Stanley Alpert from 48 Hours Live to Tell episode about his harrowing experience being kidnapped at gunpoint in NYC. His advice: Never get into the car or you’re done for. Next up on the show was Chargers beat writer Kevin Acee to discuss the LT news. Captain Eo returning to Disneyland sparks Tattoo to tell how to really get yourself into Disney’s famous Club 33. Lauren almost moved to Hong Kong to be a Disney Princess and Dave Matthews sings a Foo Fighter parody to pancakes. Woods laments on Travis Barker’s “Cadillac Problems” which leads to another debate on fame. Name That Commercial Jingle is next which leads to the first ever storming out of the studio in a fit of rage by a new Mikey show cast member! Don’t know who it was? Podcasts, holmes.
Monday 2/22/2010
They gang opened up the new week talking about their weekend activities. Winter Olympic talk led to Jenny the Party Girl telling how she lived it up in Canada. More Tiger Woods/Elin conversation prompted Jay to ask: “does Tiger practice Buddhism or bootyism”! After a humiliating fitting with an Asian lady, Mikey finally found a suit for Si’s wedding. Is Nickelback good music is the next funny debate, especially for the M1’s who called in to say yes. Then Lauren puts on a blindfold for the Paper Plate Challenge in which the results will amaze you! Woods takes a reluctant sip of Lauren’s new green hay and lawn clippings drink and nearly gags. Mikey announces he’s going to take golfing lessons. Mike then tells the incredible story of his friend Chris who sold an autographed first All Star Game Homerun ball (hit by the Great Bambino, Babe Ruth) for over $800,000! Next is warning labels on food for kids news, and Woods says he’s terrified at the thought of raising kids when dude dropped coffee on his “bazinkabazoink”. Best battery debate gets Tom Tom Lady to opine. Sienna tells about some strange guy with hairy arms hugged her in a case of Mistaken Identity Goosing. This topic leads to Woodsie admitting he’s a booty and boob grabber and Jay once squeezed his wife’s friend’s tush “by mistake”. M1 Brock calls at the end of the show to tell the world he “Licked a high school girl’s arm” and in church no less!
Week 3
Friday 2/19/2010
Shutterbug Danny is in studio with a few other lucky M1s. Woodsie can’t stop obsessing about Mikey’s amigo Sean, but at least the Kid can take solace in having his wife Jaime in town with him. Should motorcycles be allowed to ride between cars in traffic? Listen and find out. This leads to What Part of Your Driving Do You Stink At? Today the new Stickam Webcam change is apparent. They gang guess Tiger will have his wife, Elin at the upcoming press conference but end up being wrong. Si breaks down fast food ingredients; apparently awesome flavor takes a boatload of things to create! Lyrically Impaired today features angry Avril Lavigne with some super funny moments. Sienna has a list of the Worst Drivers According to Occupation then does her Little Whiz Pop Quiz segment with her dog Zipper by her side. Lauren worries about a “farty sandwich” and Sienna admits she coughs to cover up her farts. Woods admits he loves feet, and I’m not talking about the band, Little Feat, either! Next up is the Tiger Press conference and very in depth analysis by the gang with differing opinions. San Diego rock legend Steve Poltz comes in the studio and tells some awesome stories (his time dating Jewel and the Mexican drug bust) and performs a great new song. Before leaving, Steve recants a scene from Godfather II to perfection. Next up is former mob boss Michael Franzes who tells about his life in the mafia and rise to one of the most powerful Cappos ever and how he got out. It was a packed show from beginning to end, if you missed any of check out the podcasts. Mikey ends a stellar week with his testimony.
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Thursday 2/18/2010
Mikey takes an early call from another “manly” dude asking Mike and Woods what beauty product best reduces Shine. You heard me right, I don’t make this stuff up folks! Mikey then laments about his troubles in finding a decent suit for Sienna’s wedding which prompts Tattoo to call in with his advice. Up next is The Great Paper Plate Debate. Lauren says she tastes the plate when it’s paper and suddenly a new challenge is formed as Woods gets fired up. The show then changes tone as Mikey reads long email calling him “politically biased” and a “disguised right winger” and so on. This sparks the first real big serious talk since the new show has been on the air with Mikey defending his right to talk about his faith and opinions, all the while going back to the previous days discussion about Family Guy’s levels of offensiveness. Lauren reveals she is now out on Family Guy after being a fan for so long. Callers started pouring in to either bash or support Mikey and the last caller brings up a very interesting comparison. Meanwhile, on the webcame jay brings in some breakfast food. The show delves back into the laughs with the Pocket Dial bit followed by Trips, Falls, and Mishaps in Public. Thanks to mankinds age old enemy, the wind, Sienna became a thong flasher on the SDSU bridge, Lauren and Jay skateboard themselves into trouble, and Mikey tells about introducing Judy Collins on stage with a pee-stained wet crotch! The Kid then slays the Hair & Boy Band game. Mikey flubs the name of the band ‘Temper Trap’ calling them “Temper Tramp” and the next three minutes is total gut-busting humor as Mikey culminates all the facebook haters into one very angry caller. The show ends with another Things That Should Be Banned bit.
Wednesday 2/17/2010
News about Merriman Vs. Tila Tequila starts the day which leads to talk about facebook lovers and bookface haters. Mikey tells of his amusing trials to find a good suit for Si’s wedding that fits his frame. 46 year old Jay’s ultra coolness prompts Woods to say “Grow up Peter Pan”. Woods reports UFC owner Dan White is not down with 50 year old Herchel Walker fighting. In the Things You Learned Wrong bit Lauren says for the longest time she thought Rhode Island was a real island. The biggest thing of the day hits next, the Family Guy/Sarah Palin story where FG made fun of people with Downs Syndrome. This caused quite an informing serious discussion on what’s funny and what’s not ending with a great analogy by Mikey drawing an analytical comparison with Palin and President Obama. Boob Jobs, yay or nay? Sign spinner Corbin calls in to school us on that fine curbside skill. The weekly cast review of Valentines Day movie creates a new rating system and the results upset Sienna. Mikey then reads an email about whether or not it’s cool to drop an F-bomb in front of your spouse’s parents and Party Girl Jenny slurs out some great advice. Sienna then rats out Lauren’s behavior at the KBZT office party. Mikey’s mother in-law calls in on the topic of calling in laws mom and dad. Adam Lambert stops his show to yell at a girl on her cell phone. Justin Timberlake stops by to tell us how dope he is. Mikey closes the show discussing “farty girls” which are chicks you don’t want to use the bathroom after.
Tuesday 2/16/2010
The show begins with Mardi Gras talk. Mike reveals how the nickname “Mikey” was born and how it has never left him. Si talks about her wedding plans. Some dude calls in about a mouse running down his arm while in bed and we learn Kevin Smith is too fat to fly according to Southwest Airlines. The crew then delves into bully talk and how to handle them. Bad drivers and Lauren don’t mix. Name That TV Theme Song bit was next, and the Lauren wins and she doesn’t even have a TV at home! Lovesick M1 Tony calls in and they call up his girl Jen, who admits she was mad he said “I love you” to her for the first time in public. Mikey and Woods sing a funny text parody to Oasis. Skinny Jay talks about losing three pounds at yoga then noshing on Lobster. Next up is Craig Robinson and Clark Duke in the studio to crack jokes and promote their new movie “Hot Tub Time Machine”. You gotta download the podcasts if you missed this. Dave Matthews sings an ode to Betty White and to cap things off talk about Tijuana taco stands leads to talk about lost pets. Coincidence? Listen and decide!
Monday 2/15/2010
While most radio shows took President’s day off, the Mikey Show was at it bright and early to deliver some laughs. The show began with a recap of the weekend Olympic action where Mike announced he likes to “watch men lift weights”. Woods went to Petco and interviewed 2 Padres but forgot to turn the recorder on, then mentions all the Cargo shorts he saw and the debate was on! Sienna and Lauren just can’t put down the haterade when it comes to these wonderful, comfy, pieces of apparel. Woods’ dad called in to talk about how he took the Kid into a Ladies FootLocker as a tike to buy shoes. Dude named M1 Tony calls in for some sympathy after he lost his mind and broke up with his girl for not telling him she loved him back. M1 Megan from the Dating Game stopped in to bring the gang some grub and revealed how her date with M1 Trey went. Dude apparently only ate half his burger but scored points by downloading Woodsie’s Valentines mix tape. Michael Jackson returned from the dead to talk about his BFF Jeepers. Mikey then re-tells the hilarious story of his first massage by a 6’ 4” redheaded dude with red eyebrows. The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Seen is next with wild results. The show wraps up with Lauren explaining why she didn’t give her boyfriend a Valentines present and some news.
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Week 2
Friday 2/12/2010
Poor Mikey, he barely starts the show and the cast is zinging off short jokes at him. The Cargo short debate just won’t end, so Sienna suggests a poll be put up on M1 Site and Danny wasted no time. Mikey gives his take on Danica Patrick, then Woodsie’s insecurities about Seany O’big coming back to take his job resurfaces. Bromance duo M1 Sanjaya and The Kid then discuss their date where they exchanged pleasantries (and furtive glances I presume) over steaks and beers. Then it’s time for M1 dating game with M1Site’s very own M1Tim going up against an Irish Elvis impersonator with big biceps. Sadly, Megan did not pick our boy Tim but probably would have if she was allowed to see the contestants. Should breast feeding be done in public was the next topic, which lead to an uncomfortable caller (a chick at that) who talked about anime breast milk porn! Dave Matthews enjoys his free grub from Windmills so much he sings them a beautiful ballad. Then the Kid Woods takes heat from everybody about his dippin’ habit. Todd, Sienna’s fiancé called in to out her poor dishwashing technique. The love song contest sees it go down to the wire with Sienna snatching victory from the jaws of defeat winning lucky clown Sanjaya yet another prize! Then Mikey and the gang bash Woods’ Valentines Mix cd. I guess Mikey wanted some Iron Maiden on there because I thought it was pretty cool. You can see it on The Kid’s blog on mikeyshow.com as well as catch the podcasts of another great week in radio.
Thursday 2/11/2010
M1 Brock stopped by the studio to give the stoked cast some tasty pastries. The gang gave their review of their weekly movie outing, this week was “Youth In Revolt”. Mikey loathed it. Jay and Lauren said it was ok. Woodsie LOVED it (failed to mention to the crew it was his second time seeing it). Sienna’s opinion doesn’t matter as she spent most of the movie watching the back of her eyelids. Neil Diamond made his triumphant return and even played the flute! Borey (shhh, can’t say Maury anymore) is still fat, Jewish, and pissing Neil off. The next bit was about Expensive Things Your Kids (or you as a kid) Ruined. Woods took a Dave Winfield autographed ball and played ball with it in the street. One of Jay’s kids put a sandwich in the VCR. Closing out the show was another edition of Things That Should Be Banned. Sienna went off on this one, citing that just about every piece of clothing I own is lame, and that plaid shorts are cool while Cargo shorts are so two thousand and late. Sanjaya called in noting that wearing Sweat Pants to a strip club should be banned which drew some big laughs.
Wednesday 2/10/2010
Happy five year anniversary to Mike & Rebecca! Sienna delves into news about “The Sleeping Beauty” girl who sleeps for weeks at a time. The gang discusses greedy airlines selling pillows and blankets now and from that conversation Sienna recalls the time she spilled a bloody Mary on her crotch during a flight! Luckily, Moms saved her khaki pants by scrubbing out the stain while Si wore an airline blanket over her lap. The Kid Woodsie can’t figure out his TomTom GPS so awesome new character “TomTom Girl” comes on to set him straight. Later, 90210’s Dylan stops by the studio for some laughs then Lauren and Sienna have differing opinions on men’s chivalry on a date. Sienna then recalls the now famous “hey do you wanna get crazy” babysitting story. Listen to the podcast if you’re reading this and haven’t heard it. Dave Matthews returned to croon about Sienna’s boobs. Before signing off the gang and callers described their Worst Break-up Stories.
Tuesday 2/9/2010
Sienna reports more woes for Toyota recalling practically every Prius ever made, upsetting “hippies & hipsters” everywhere. The gang discusses President Obama’s teleprompter woes and plays the funny audio. Lauren points out that Mikey needs “a boost” to reach the KZBT office microwave. Former ESPN employee Steve Phillips is the next topic and makes for an interesting conversation about sex addiction. Sienna compares sex addicts to Skittle lovers who enjoy “tasting the rainbow”! Your First Kiss talk is next and we learn Lauren liked kissing sleeping boys and Jay the playa got busy in the forest with little Linda Lemming. Things got so hot they burned the forest down! Lauren schools us on what New Jersey is really like and Jay talks about his daughter busted by the cops for breaking curfew.
Monday 2/8/2010
The show opened up with Superbowl talk and out of that Woods announced because the Saints won, now “Reggie Bush has to marry it”. “It” being Kim Kardashian’s caboose. Mikey then introduced the M1 Dating Game. First up, M1 Megan, a young, strawberry haired girl whom this author thinks looks like Jesse from Saved by the Bell. Megan’s looking for her A.C. Slater and might even settle for Zack as long as he doesn’t smoke and isn’t poor. Further confusing men everywhere Sienna and Lauren then diss shopping at Tiffany’s for Valentines gifts. Hilarious argument follows. We then learn how to deal with screaming, crying babies. Woods talked about jackhole Warren Sapp tossing his girlfriend around the hotel room. Jay reveals his pet chicken, “Cricket” died and he mourned her loss by eating some hot wings. Cricket gave Jay “many a good egg” over the years.
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Week 1
Friday 2/5/2010
It’s official! M1 Nation is the new name for Mikey Show fans. The show starts off with talk of a first week under their belts, and then goes into an email by a chick who says she’s a real sports fan but her man is not into sports. Woods immediately questions the dude’s Man Card. Lew (Lou?) Bush, former NFL linebacker and Barbeque cook extraordinaire visits the studio and talks a about LT leaving the Chargers, food, and his NFL days. Mikey’s lovely wife Rebecca calls in to make fun of Mikey’s “Jar”. The Governator sings a song about Mikey’s “little brown hands picking strawberries”. All in all, the first week was a huge success, Mikey and Sienna carried themselves like seasoned professionals and Woods and Lauren made their mark with their talent. Jay, of course, remained so busy he never sat down. Mikey ends the great week with his first ever testimony on 94/9.
Thursday 2/4/2010
They really are in a groove now, in only four days at that! The P1/M1 controversy hits the boiling point, and Mikey announces the voting ends at midnight. Later, we learn the horrifying news that Woods uses more beauty products than an entire Hillcrest salon. Mikey feels his metro status is threatened so he challenges Woods to see which “dude” uses the most foo foo products. Resulting discussion is fall-on-the-floor funny. Woods talks about driving in California and his ignorance of the law. The next thing we hear is a spot for the “iPotty”, which is the ultimate answer to the iPad. Mikey reads and email that gets a diverse reaction and Sienna tells about the 10 ways to minimize your eating to which Woods replies “Crystal meth”.
Wednesday 2/3/2010
Talk began to heat up about what Mikey Show fans will be called. Mikey announced an official vote on Mikeyshow.com. Fans began to vote like mad, with M1 Nation in the lead. Woods once again grabbed his acoustic and belted out some stoned Dave Matthews then Lauren killed it as a ditzy Jersey shore girl. Not to out-do herself, Lauren rips it up next as “little Maggie”. Mikey announces a future “Meet N’ Greet” with him and the new cast members forthcoming! ‘Things that should be banned’ becomes a new awesome bit. The Mikey Show ends this hump day on a barrel of laughs. Woods and Sienna react to one another like they’ve been at it for years! Lauren has settled in as a huge contributor. Jay still has yet to sit down.
Tuesday 2/2/2010
We learned early that we fans will no longer be able to call ourselves P1s when it came to the new Mikey Show. This was a very sensitive topic on the message boards and with Mikey and the new show itself. Change is hard, but we were so excited about the new show many of us were willing to roll with the punches. Thus, a new questionnaire was formed to vote on what we fans should call ourselves. Meanwhile the Mikey Show was firing on all cylinders, with Woods busting out “Delicious Soldier” as a new name suggestion. Then Woodsie introduced us to an obviously stoned Dave Matthews, who Mikey kept saying “smelled like pot”. Classic radio. Dave Matthews stole the show this morning. Lastly, like the great diplomat he is, Mikey won over a few angry longtime 94/9 listeners who missed “the music” by using clear and simple logic. Sienna’s “grandma” called in which resulted in hilariousness.
Monday 2/1/2010
The Mikey show returns! The show started off with a bang, all show members save for Mikey and Sienna admitted their nervousness. Mikey wasted no time delving into the break up of his former show and handled it with class. Sienna added her feelings as she was a part of the final days and admitted there were no hard feelings between herself and the old crew at Clear Channel. The show then got underway as Mikey introduced the new cast. Woods was fired up, Lauren was shy and nervous, Jay, apparently had become a robot. Mikey then proceeded to take a bunch of calls and discussed the changing of the P1 name as the lawyers were circling like sharks. This drew much controversy on P1Site. Later, the show discussed whether or not girls should fart. The jury’s still out but most guys prefer to pretend girls don’t have ass gas. All in all, the new Mikey show debuted with great freshness and even had P1Site’s “About Today’s Show” thread go to a record number of pages.
